AMBA HURDTH... DO YEH FEA' DEATHE

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gold

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIRTEEN MILLION DOLLARS-A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A
      Why do scots do this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Flying Dutchman
        >Scot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bill Nighy was doing a Scottish accent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          flying dutchman is the ship not the captain

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Regarding on how Davy Jones would speak, the Pirates producers needed something that would sound different from all the other characters and to give Jones a bit of power and authority. Director Gore Verbinski at one point suggested that Davy Jones should speak Dutch, taking from that Davy Jones' ship was called the "Flying Dutchman", or Norweigan. Though the previous suggestions were all authentic within the story, actor Bill Nighy decided to use a Scottish accent; despite the fact that Nighy's mother grew up in Glasgow, Nighy himself had stated it was because he could do an accent.
              tl;dr they discarded him being Dutch during development

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"flying dutchman"
          >doesn't fly, isn't dutch

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >isn't a man

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              part of the ship, part of the crew

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Davy Jones is a proud Welshman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wrong one idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heckin kekorino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*pop*
      >hits pipe
      >squints and looks amber in the eye

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fbbfp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THREE DAYS-A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do you fear debt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >do you fear Depp, miss Turd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Checked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed bread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .... Amber heard sent me to settle her debt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wrong pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        at first i thought motherfricking mike is balding

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So tell me. What's become of my shit?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone so much as mentions the word 'hearsay', I'll have their guts for garters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >'ello pooppet!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this Black person and the other Black person were so fricking over-used

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only in the 3rd movie

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Davey jones is one of the most kino movie villains of all time

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are the 4th and 5th movies worth watching?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4th is watchable, 5th is pretty bad, Jack is insufferable but Barbossa is pretty cool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I spoke to Geoffrey Rush in one of my previous jobs. He was ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 5th one is crap. It has the dwarf magically return out of nowhere, and retcons shit like where Jack got the compass and now suddenly Barbossa having a daughter.

      The 4th one is ok at times, but overall a bit mediocre. You could tell Disney trimmed the payroll in that one by cutting a lot of regulars out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The 5th one is crap.

        *wheeze*
        Jabsbarro...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >WHEEZE
          >yagsbarros givenup da COMpass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5th would have been a redemption if they made it about Barbarossa fighting Capeetan Thalazthar with Jack as supporting character in it to steal Barbarossa’s treasure, the Pearl, and beat the Spaniard.
        Spanish shouldn’t have been dead either, just a really tough anti Pirate enemy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Barbossa having a daughter.
        doesnt seem so far fetched

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They both have alright parts but they're not good movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who just watched those for the first time I thought they were good. Stranger Tides was enjoyable for me, but the last one was just okay. Its crazy that they were trying to say Pirates 6 was not going to happen because the 5th movie was definitely there to set up another movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4th is massively underrated pirate kino.
      5th is borderline unwatchable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is it with people stanning 4 and 5 these days?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          4 is good. People just hate on it because of when it came out, as an unnecessary sequel, for the sake of hating on blockbusters.
          5 is meme-tastic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are fed up with morons praising the objectively worst ones (2 and 3)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4vwas neat, but not as good as the core story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the minority here but I enjoyed 5 more than 4. Last 30 mins of 5 are shit tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i enjoyed every second of salazar (the dude who says jag sbarro)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney won't give Depp his job back. Their pride as a woke company is on the line, and they'd rather be wrong and sink the franchise with Margot Robbie than do what's right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depp has been box office poison for a while now
      Maybe he might get some heat back now after the trial but his 90s hipster shtick isn’t really cool anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they eventually start adding real pirates like blackbeard to the series? That seems like it would be very out of place if so.

        All he has to do is stop playing every character like an off brand Jack Sparrow. His best film is still Secret Window imo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i didnt like secret window, it was obvious from the start what the ending was going to be

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's been a long while since I last saw it, so perhaps now it will have lost its luster, but I remember being very engaged back then and loving it. I rarely rewatch movies, but perhaps I should break the code tonight to see if it'll hold up.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this tweet must have felt good to make
    https://twitter.com/cartertheepic/status/1532083418200154113

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I chuckled

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The curse of the black pearl is decent but overrated. The other two movies are way better.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Davy Jones prequel movie fricking WHEN?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Davy Jones is trans and hides his dilator under her/xir tentacles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He appears in the post credits scene for dead men tell no tales so he'll have a sequel.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I MAY DIE BUT BY GOD I WILL HAVE ONE LAST SHIT, KILL EM ALL!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All your deeds laid bare
    >All your turds punished

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE TURDS OUTTA THE BED, MASSUS HURDTH

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DO YEH FEA' DEBT-A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's.....

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sasuage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SAUSAGE? SAUSAAAAAAAAAGE?!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's.....

      the 23" bbc stare

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I realized the other day Rango also had Bill Nighy.
    Gunslinging Snake and Squidward
    Based Nighy always making Deppkino

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t let this glorious thread die mateys

    SALLY FORTH ALL HANDS ON DECK

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best and worst of each film or at least your favorite and least favorite: go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best parts of every film - jack, davey, barbossa

      Worst parts of every film - stronk wymynz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        allow me to offer this as a rebuttal: Keira Knightley is hot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she's hot for sure, but not an actress to play a strong independent pirate KING (female). didnt she literally have anorexia?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Love Kiera, Penelope and Zoe
          Hate pandering
          simple as

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sustained

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this, pirates keira knightley is S tier
          >delicious tan
          >period costume/corsets enhancing her weakest feature in her dfc
          >tomboyish dress and attitude after the 1st film

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          easily the hottest actress I've ever seen in her prime

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What was wrong with Calypso?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          N

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              G

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                G

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She was actually pretty cool better than the female pirate characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best parts of every film - jack, davey, barbossa

      Worst parts of every film - stronk wymynz

      PotC 1: Perfect adventure movie. Jack was clearly the main character, but the story was all about Will and Elizabeth. Don't know what you call that kind of storytelling?
      PotC 2&3: Pretty good movies, but everything was about Jack now, and I never thought that worked well.
      The rest of the movies: Watched them once and couldn't care less. They had their moments, but meh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called Depp stealing the show despite NOT being the main character but that's fine because it's perfectly normal for relevant secondary characters (like mentor figures, which is what Jack is in the first movie) to be more interesting than the self-insert bland protagonist.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Oh no! Domestic abuse!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      such a cute scene

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Strrraight to Davy Jones locker, I say..
    >Peter Tork and Mickey Dolenz, too- ALL the monkee's had lockers..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone said this episode was funny, but I didn't laugh at all. The one where Rocko gets filmed nude was slightly funnier though.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"On his bed?"

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you have the witness testimonies?
    >better, the turd she shat on his bed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AND LET THIS DAY BE CURSED BY WE WHO READY TO WAKE…the LAWYERS

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AMBA HURDAH
    THE LITTLE TURD
    THAT NEVER LEARNED
    TO FLUSH

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MODDDDS Do your fricking job. This isn't Cinemaphile but /misc/ psyop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe chud

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LET NO JOYFUL VOICE BE HEARD'S

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AMBER HEARD, YOU ARE A LIAR, AND YOU WILL SPEND FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS FOR YOUR SHIT

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Twelve fives?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The weird romance triangle in 2 or 3 (forget which) felt really fricking forced and needless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it kind of shits on liz's character that will is doing everything for her and she's one step away from banging jack behind his back

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ya best start believing in structured settlement agreements, Miss Heard....yer in one

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which one of you Black folk

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >obsessed with bwc
    what was her fricking problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needed a boyfriend and her nails did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Barbosa shivered her timbers at least once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda gave me jungle fever lids

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Just something about spooky petite chocolate ladies.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could he postpone her judgement?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen any of the sequels. Sell me on them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're fun

      but skip the fourth and especially the fifth
      they're not directed by Verbinski

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch them all if you want and form your own opinions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Second and third become increasingly plot dense and overwrought. Few people seem to have a problem with the extent they took it with the second movie but many people draw the line before the third. I disagree with them but understand the criticism, the third is far less grounded and more over the top than either that came before it. Never saw the last two, but from my understanding the fourth was more of a return to form, spiritually similar to the first and second but with a newish cast, and the fifth is a mess with a couple good performances and a load of shitposting potential.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a reason Orlando checked out, but this is a good qrd

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cocaine

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what do we do with the appeals captain?
    >THERE ARE NO APPEALSAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    part of metoo part of the ship
    part of metoo part of the ship
    part of metoo part of the ship

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we were gonna get another movie with this guy but that stupid prostitute ruined it

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