Amber Midthunder

>fakes Native heritage for clout
>religious freak (loves Jesus and goes to same church as Chris Pratt)
>terrible actor
Prey shills will defend this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll defend them thighs

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute 'n smug. Would hold hands with.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WTF christstacies look like THAT!!!!!!????? Forgive me Jesus I will go to your house every sunday

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the word on Midthunder's midriff?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw unironically been thinking about going back to church to snag higher quality women even though I can't believe in God no matter how hard I try

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw believe in God
      >he's at best a piece of shit super alien

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you must be referring to Yaldabaoth then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yakub?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you dont believe in God then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IKTFB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stay the frick away, people like you are part of the reason Christianity is dying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Christianity is dying because these aren't the middle ages and people with access to information don't believe that God cucked Joseph by forcing Mary to carry His child.
        Even desperate people looking for meaning don't turn to the Christian God anymore.
        That's why missionary work is super popular, converting some African or South American village that probably won't have mobile phones until 100 years from now is way easier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Christianity is increasing, just not among white people (the ones dying out catastrophically)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bet you think you are smart, when you are really just a victim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pushing people away that want to be part of the culture
        Yeah no wonder its dying if you dont even attempt to bring people to the light. You are probably israeli.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The homie said he would never believe in God and was only considering it to frick some church girls. Leave, israelite.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are they just making these names up now
    the one ezra kidnapped was like brassknuckles or ironankles or something

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Source? I can't find anything to verify these claims.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idk about Hillsong but I heard her on a podcast and she went on about Jesus for like five minutes. She sounded like she wanted to frick the guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which podcast? Curious about hearing it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One Broke Actress with Sam Valentine. Find out how to make it in a competitive industry and preserve your faith with insights from this talented up-and-comer. (Use promo code “Live, laugh, love” for 25% off on your next order of feminine hygiene products)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well that's certainly a mouthful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you heard nothing of the life and works of Jesus Christ? I'm in love with him, too, praise his name

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda gay bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sounds pretty gay

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    According to Wikipedia, she's a mix of Native American, Mexican, Chinese and Thai.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's all the same thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She must have the most glorious bush of all time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        According to Wikipedia, she's a mix of Native American, Mexican, Chinese and Thai.

        I wonder what her nipples and areola are like

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          her booba are insane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how many frickin parents she got?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >American education

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eh, it's ok to do both Bible and drum thumpin. Plenty of my peeps got a foot in both worlds

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >believing in the religion that was pushed by the people who wiped out your ancestors
    kek imagine being this buck broken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's all of Latin America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s proof that the white man’s god is more powerful than the red man’s.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She cute. Would talk about Jesus with her.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy moly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ she looks exactly like my ex except she’s not blonde or green eyes

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP makes up shit
    >zero sources
    Frick off, cracker.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING REMOVE THOSE MOLES JESUS FRICKING CHRIST

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god i wanna eat her farts and shit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very high quality thread. As befitting of r/television&film.
    Isn't it amazing how only a freak who'd call a woman an 'actor' would seething so fricking hard about christ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When did you first become indoctrinated by the far right?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm agnostic. I don't know one way or the other what is and isn't real, but I've seen plenty of evidence none of the current religions is correct, and I have yet to see any evidence that leads me to believe in anything paranormal or supernatural at all. There is no real evidence of psychic phenomenon, magic or an afterlife which honestly terrorizes me every fricking moment that some day, sooner than I think I'm just going to fade into oblivion, rot away and be eaten by fricking bugs. I'm probably going to try taking DMT at some point to see if that does anything for my insane thanatophobia.

    That said, (and please complain about text no one's making you read on a text forum) I do have this sort of sad respect for people who do have genuine faith and her being religious in spite of being in Hollywood does make her way more attractive in my eyes. It's sort of like that anorexic niglet in the ultra woke Black Panther movie in real life being devoutly religious and outspokenly anti-vax.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too long; didn’t read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice blogpost kuffar, enjoy hell 😀

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your prophet is a child rapist, you put your women in burkas because sandBlack folk are ugly as frick, you prefer goats because they're less hairy, you fear dogs because they sense evil and not a fricking one of you can take a joke like a man, probably since you homosexuals wear dresses all day lol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I believe one of the great saints stated that Satan and demons hate dogs because dogs love and are loyal to man. So if Mohammed hated them...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >random dude anointed by the church said some shit

            Look up what shitbulls are like and then tell me there’s no good reason to dislike dogs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nigbulls didn't exist when islam was created. saying you should dislike dogs because a manmade breed that was created to be as aggressive as possible is reflective of dogs as a whole is moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      midwit lacking life experience like most atheists

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enlighten me with the life experience that's going to convince me there's a magical sky heaven where I'll exist for eternity if I'm good.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TL;DR: No one here watched Legion I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was going to mention it. no idea about prey but she was cute in legion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did. It was vaguely interesting for the first season, then crawled way up it's own ass and became really irritating despite having some great actors working on it. There was so much shit writing.

      And this chick was one of the lamest characters in the series. Nothing about her character made sense. She didn't even really have powers, she's just "native American action girl who fights with a katana for no real reason.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing about her character made sense.

        Unironically brainlet, kerry/carrie are the most straightforward characters on the whole show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would a white guy have a female native american counterpart? She had no special powers other than being able to enter his body to heal her wounds. Why would they employ her like she was some badass? Why did she carry a katana? Those aren't a native american weapon by any stretch. Her character sucked.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is indigenous tiktok having a field day?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just KNOW she’s gonna pull an Anya and lose the weight. Always happens when they get famous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any thicc Anya photos?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watch Thoroughbreds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was a little chonker in Split

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't one of the chicks in that have hairy arms or pits?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like em with some meat bro. Hope she keeps the weight.
      >t. Cinemaphileizen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her booba are insane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dsl
        >booba
        >feet
        >thicc in all the good places
        >Injun
        Where were they keeping her that I haven't coomed to her already?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she was on Legion which was a semi-popular show that ran for 3 seasons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I heard about that. Any good?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              First season is some of the best TV of the past few years. Second and third are both still good but on the level of the first, and the ending is somewhat unsatisfying.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Worth watching though?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. It's not too long of a series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She was filming for the avatar live action series
          Water tribe girls are beautiful

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Any evidence of her in a little outfit or otherwise showing herself off?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              frick no she's going to be in full snow gear as Yue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then I'm not going to watch it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >her booba are insane
        Let's not be dramatic. They're nice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen a single instance of proof, despite seeing this claim several times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch her movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she'll lose 20 lbs but none from her mid-section lol

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Amber Midthunder (born April 26, 1997)[1] is an American actress and member of the Fort Peck Sioux Tribe
    >Amber is Mexican and Native American and is an enrolled member of the Fort Peck Sioux Tribe, but is also of Thai-Chinese ancestry on her mother's side.
    Where's the fakerey? Do you just want Mexican-Sioux-Thai-Chinese people to not be actors in anything ever because they can only play Mexican-Sioux-Thai-Chinese roles?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goes to church
    Nice

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thas pokimane

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like I'm watching Prey

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moron, i was not to watch predator prey but you make me do it now!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The French trappers were more interesting than the Indians

    It would have been cooler if the story was about trappers entering new territory and being picked off one by one, slowly becoming convinced its some sort of native demon that's stalking them

    Maybe even hint that the natives are aware of it and know to avoid it at certain seasons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your idea was shit the other times you posted it too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds more interesting than what we got

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le native demon
      Go back to your creepypastas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't have a movie with white male protagonists even if it's a cooler idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      predators are hunters too, there's no "avoiding" them. the trappers' idea is cool but theres' no reason why the predator wouldn't just kill the natives as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason the Predator isn't hunting the guerillas in the original

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the yautja is what inspired Skinwalker tales

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's just something so hot about her... I want to breed an Indian now...

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just say indian you massive fricking homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first nations, chud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's only Canadians. American Indians are called Indians

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any Amber coomer kino in the new Prey? Any sexy shots?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw any women in the rez where i live hit the wall at mach speed after 25
    I just wish these women get some form of self-control after having kids. 34 now and I get shat on for sleeping with 17-20 year olds. WANT ME TO FRICK YOU? LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND STOP DRINKING.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is sex with native girls like????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not native, but I had a native ex gf.
        She was good, the pussy was great, red and tight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you just leave?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get taxed at all. Move out, I lose that privilege. Also I'm an electrician and my pay is 40 percent higher than other journeymen due to said no-tax. Got my house cheap, my gas is tax-free, and I live in a reclusive quiet spot by the lake.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And how's your quality of life?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I live alone in a reclusive, QUIET spot by the lake. This alone is perfect living for an autist like me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds perfect

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok you've convinced me reservations are great, the problem is the people.
          Amber Midthunder is a mix of native, chinese and mexican so another strategy is to just find an asian or native american looking latina and take her to the reservation. She can pretend to be indian, everyone does it.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have sex with a woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not pay a hooker for that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        prostitution is illegal where i am. the hookers that do exist here are 70-year-old meth raisins.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BAAAAAOH BREAK DAAAAARK THUNDEEEEEERRRRR

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but why

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Enlighten me with the life experience that's going to convince me there's a magical sky heaven where I'll exist for eternity if I'm good.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching now, the movie is p good, on-par or better than 2, and I want to worship her sweaty, muddy pits.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like fricking garbage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch Prey?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The animal CGI was janky but honestly it was actually a good movie. Would recommend.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kept wishing the predator would eviscerate her

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