American Horror Story

what do you think of the latest season? and which seasons do you like?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Murder House
    Drags a bit in the middle but is pretty good overall.
    >Asylum
    Good.
    >Coven
    Not really for everyone, less horror more just campy witch stuff, but most of the girls are cute, and I found it consistently funny. Kathy Bates carries a lot of episodes. Goes full moron with the resurrections tho.
    >Freak Show
    I think it's actually quite good, and all the way through.
    >Hotel
    It's just camp. Full on camp, to the point it becomes too one note.
    >Roanoke
    Many people like it, but I thought it was unbearably boring. The gimmick it has doesn't carry.
    >Cult
    Trump derangement syndrome, to the max, goes beyond fricking moronic to the point it's worth watching for the sheer hilarity of it. It's one of the funniest fricking things ever.
    >Apocalypse
    Atrocious. Bait and switch + memberries + moronic retcons. All around nonsensical. Also VERY cheap. It's like they had a budget cut during that season.
    >1984
    Basically Murder House all over again. It's decent.
    >Double Feature
    Red Tide is like an okay Stephen King story. Death Valley is terrible.
    >NYC
    Actually did see this one, most didn't. It's the most serious season. I thought it was boring, but if you're gay it might work for you, it's basically about the AIDS epidemic of the 80s.
    >Delicate
    Did anyone see it? No idea. I haven't. I think I saw a trailer and it didn't even look like AHS. Even NYC, which was probably the least "AHS-like" AHS season (very serious in tone, least campy, only like one or two staple AHS actors, both guys) still mostly had a similar visual style. Delicate looked like a different show altogether.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first 6 episodes of Season 5 Hotel are really good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cult is fricking raw comedy kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is spot om, also wife watched delicate. She likes it but I think it's terrible all build up no pay off (is she crazy or is it real type stuff) also based on a book apparently.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Sarah Paulson

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >murder house
    Primo kino 9/10
    >asylum
    Purdy gud 7/10
    >coven
    Nice 8/10
    >freak show
    First half was on track for 10/10, then crashed and burned, second half is like a 3/10
    >hotel
    Real bad 2/10
    >Roanoke
    Looked like it was gonna be shit, didn't even watch it for a while, was very suprised, i dont know if it was from such low expectstions upon entry, but i really liked it, 9/10
    >cult
    Meh, 5/10
    >apocalypse
    Interesting at first, falls off 6/10
    >1984
    Remeber liking it a little, but don't remeber much let's say 6/10
    And I didn't watch anything after that.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much gay shit. It's also ADD to the point of being a moronic cluster frick. I watched the first episode of American Horror Stories and was genuinely confused the girl was the homosexuals' daughter...they're so close to the same age I thought the angle was they were college students renting the house.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in death, a member of project AHs has a name
    >her name, was Sarah Paulson
    >her name was Sarah Paulson
    >her name was Sarah Paulson

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delicate somehow topped Freak Show as being the biggest pile of shit season. It was moronic af. 99% of the episodes were Emma Roberts wandering around confused and nothing explained

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Freak show is decent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Delicate
      waiting like 7 or 8 months for the 2nd half of the season was kind of annoying.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It gets worse with every new season

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    Anonymous
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  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the latest season is quite good, not bad. the part where Cara sets woman on fire is fricking hardcore. (in my opinion)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The imdb ratings seem very low. Is it really worth watching? I don't care if it shits the bed in the ending (seems like it does) almost every AHS season does that, it's part of the charm at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if people say it's shit, then I guess it must be shit.
        but I thought it wasn't too bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't usually care what people say. Maybe I'll pirate it. I'm not real picky, I watch everything, I think even the bad stuff should be watched just as a point of reference.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It depends on what you like as horror.
            I hated it because it's essentially Emma Roberts acting schizo and having hallucinations constantly which I hate in horror.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cult was fricking weird

    I stopped watching after apocalypse. The whole season was a massive bait and switch. Did i miss anything good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think 1984 is worth watching at least

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Murder House
    good
    >Asylum
    great
    >Coven
    good
    >Freakshow
    mid
    >Hotel
    better than freakshow but worse than coven
    >roanoke
    decent
    >cult
    horrid
    >apocalypse
    just bad
    >1984
    tries too hard and sucks
    >Double Feature
    Red Tide is great and I consider to be the only thing worth watching in this season. Forget the other half exists
    >NYC
    gay
    >Delicate
    no one watched, not even me
    BONUS
    >Horror stories
    mixed bag some are entertaining some are garbage

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen Murder house. It was enjoyable and even somewhat spooky in the first half. Once they start doing reveals it falls apart. The ending is so cheesy and the tone is wildly different from the beginning where it doesn't even feel like it's part of the same show. But I had the hots for the redhead maid and the wife. Still, the ending was so bad I didn't watch any other season for years.

    The only other season I watched was Double feature(or whatever it's called) because my gf at the time really wanted to watch it. Again, it starts strong like murder house with the mystery of those black pills, but very quickly it starts becoming comically awful. The aliens segment was just all bad though. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. I'll probably never watch any other season.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Serena Belinda
    >Anna Victoria Alcott
    >Brooke Thompson
    >Maggie Esmerelda
    >Madison Montgomery
    Madison is so clearly best Emma.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Asylum
    Best and consistently horror throughout, the drama is more interesting as well due to the setting itself.
    >Roanoke
    Also consistently horror but it's weird the fake mockumentary segments are scarier than the "real" ones
    >1984
    Fun & campy 80s slashers parody, doesn't take itself seriously which is great
    Everything else is way too melodramatic for horror like Flanagan stories.
    Murder House has a decent mystery but once again, too much drama, same for Freakshow but at least they are watchable.
    The rest is literally into the trash tier.
    Although I did not watch NYC because the monster is apparently just a metaphor for HIV and I loathe horror as metaphor shit, it has to be real at least in the context of the series/movie for me to bother watching.
    Delicate just seemed like another Rosemary's Baby expy but of tremendously worse quality.
    Frankly how hard is it for them to just make
    H O R R O R instead of soap opera shit.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None. It's a dogshit show like Lost. Made by morons for morons.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first one, but at some point it turned into poorly done teen drama and I couldn’t keep going. When do the Emma seasons start?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3. But 3 was Teen drama the season

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asylum > Murder House > Coven > 1984 > Freakshow > Hotel

    You couldn't pay me to watch the other seasons again. Double Feature is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roanoke is way better than Coven and Freakshow, and especially Hotel.
      At least it tries to remain horror.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roanoke is so boring. No participation medals.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Murder House, Coven, Apocalypse

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I goon to Coven every now and then

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i stopped watching back in season 3 and never looked back

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Early seasons:
    >well done horror with some gay stuff
    Later seasons:
    >gay message show with some jumpscares

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