>american kiss scene
>*loud, wet, smacking sounds*
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>american kiss scene. >*loud, wet, smacking sounds*
>american kiss scene
>*loud, wet, smacking sounds*
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I'm 23 and have never kissed a girl.
Is it too late for me bros?
>23
Haha wow that's crazy! Who could even imagine!
I'm sure you'll find someone someday, anon.
>23
try 30.
No.
I'm 23, have kissed 10 different girls.
I hate women.
>frog
yes
This is me but I'm 36
What about me bros? Is it too late for me?
I'm 97 and never held hands.
It was over by your 17th birthday and even at that point you were a long shot.
i had my first kiss a few months after my 17th bday so it's not too late.
my gf read your post and is laughing at you
film her with a timestamp telling him to kill himself
>my gf
You really want me to believe your gf is Jennifer Lopez?
After 18 every year is essentially the same
I just made out with a juicy, thick-lipped black woman last night. Hope I didn't catch herpes.
>23
I'm 42.
I was in your situation at 23. Now I’m 27 and nothing has changed.
Do you still breathe? If so, hope is alive.
I'm literally 31 and never had any intimate relationship with a woman. I stopped caring right around your age and it doesn't bother me now
No, pray God and Mary
go to a thrift shop and buy a shitty japanese acoustic guitar and learn like two leonard cohen songs. you'll get your "kiss" before you know what hit you.
I've never hugged a girl before
I’ve only ever been kissed by my mother and it was when I was a toddler
>american sex scene
>three minute uncut shot of the dude's butthole and ballsack
I just farted on my girlfriend's face
anyone else enjoy making sex noisy? i purposefully do deep thrusts and ball slaps and butt spanks and making the bed creak and squeak, in addition to her noises of course
When I used to live in a goybox apartment I would beat the breaks off my gf. I would grunt like a hog and make her squeal. All my neighbors hated me.
>american eating scene
>they shove the fork into their mouth at mach 1
always makes me anxious
>american sex scene
>slit dick
>American family dinner scene.
>They all have their shoes on in the house.
>European dinner scene
>they're all sitting around the table naked and the sister is casually wanking the brother as they eat their snails and mold
>realism bad
What's wrong with that?
Fricking cultureless amerimutts.
What's wrong with that?
Extramarital sex is sinful
Says who?
Your mom ooooooh
Yeah, that's called culture you stupid fatass.
comfy
>kiss scene
>no tongue fighting
>kiss scene
>she giggles and asks: "Why are you doing this?"
bros why dont we just all kiss each other?
>bros
I'm so sorry about your thread, OP
how else are you supposed to kiss?