who build bridges are guilty of murder if someone jumps off of
>build a bridge >kidnap seven people >strap bombs to their heads >tell them that if they don't jump off the bridge to their deaths then the bombs will explode and kill them >"duuuur they made their own choices huuuurrrr"
homosexual. homosexual homosexual homosexual, gay gay gaygity homosexual gay. Also, this jigsaw horseshit is LITERALLY almost TWENTY FRICKING YEARS OLD.
>Implying they couldn't unstrap the bombs and walk away
They chose to jump, that case would be thrown out of every courthouse in the union. Jigsaw walks. The only thing you could get him on is maybe harassment but even then, it wouldn't stick.
>moron who doesn't understand civil/criminal distinction
Having to pay out wrongful death lawsuit claims doesn't mean you're a murderer. You don't go to prison for civil charges.
that was more Amanda's thing, it seemed like Hoffman's games were fair unless he wanted to muirder you specifically (his sisters killer, drowning Strahm)
They choose to put themselves in harms way every day and tend to violate that position as well. They don't get to cry when they get hurt. Annoying hearing cops complain about the risks of their job. Why did you choose to do it then piggy? Same vibe as the child who cries after touching a hot stove when they were warned not to. Killing cops is self defense at worst and it should never count as murder, just fair game
>Black's Law Dictionary (10th edition, 2014), defines “criminal solicitation”, under “solicitation” (2), as: “The criminal offense of urging, advising, commanding, or otherwise inciting another to commit a crime
>Black's Law Dictionary (10th edition, 2014), defines “criminal solicitation”, under “solicitation” (2), as: “The criminal offense of urging, advising, commanding, or otherwise inciting another to commit a crime
Jigsaw conspired to commit multiple kidnappings with all of his little helpers. Easy jail time. Look at what happened to that fricking wacko with the swastika carved into his forehead.
Depends, did the someone set up a bomb on the cliff that will kill me if I don't jump in one minute?
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's his cliff and he has the right to blow it up recreationally. You on the other hand are currently trespassing on said cliff and Jigsaw is kind enough to give you the opportunity to leave his property.
Jigsaw walks
>Drop some over the counter sleep aids >Multiple people catch them with their mouths without noticing, CHOOSE to swallow them >In their drug induced state they break into your legally defended home and injure themselves
And that's if you even think he was involved in any moving, the man is an elderly cancer patient - none of this sticks. Jigsaw walks. If anything, the "survivors" (re: criminal tresspassers) get charged for destruction of property and unlawful entry.
I see you D12, and thanks, but me need no help
Me do this one all by my lonely
I don't need fifteen of my homies
When I see you, I'm seeing you, me and you only
>Hello Anon, you like to say the n-word on the internet, but do you really think you deserve the pass? Defeat me, an old white man, in a rap battle, or you will be doxxed and cancelled on twitter, make your choice.
I remember an old game on... shit, I want to say PS2? You were this little girl in a castle and you would set traps to kill the guys that would break in and try to murder you. You got multipliers for chaining them together into a crazy fricking Rube Goldberg machine of death. Like a swinging mace trap would knock a guy into a spinning blade trap, which would throw him down to a lower level, and a moving statue trap would spear him and drag him along the ground until he got caught in an iron maiden and died.
I don't remember the name of it but I remember having a fricking blast.
Devil's Deception 3: Dark Delusion!
Played the shit out of it on PS1. You could make your own traps by combining emblems. The most powerful trap category was Evil, which produced Evil Kick that punted the enemy across the entire room.
The first game in the series was called Kagero IIRC.
>I sedated you and now your life rests solely in the hands of a crazy b***h with a bear trap on her head. There's absoutely nothing you can do to change the outcome of this scenario. Live or die, make your choise.
There's people that have killed home invaders with shotgun boobytraps which are illegal but the charge is technically assault with a deadly weapon or manslaughter or something because they didn't directly cause the device to kill them at the time, the victim did.
Put it perfectly, can't stand this weasley little loser who looks like he would collapse from one of my weak ass punches dude looks like a frail old Mormon woman his scary voice is so lame and forced its like a joke villain they set up for the twist reveal but no he's actually the series main villain. No charisma no sense of threat, never understood all the love for the character and the actor seems like an absolute cringelord who takes his role way too seriously considering it's one of the shittiest lowest effort franchises of all time up there with fast and furious, mcu, twilight and underworld
*knocks person unconscious*
*TIME TO PLAY A GAME*
*They wake up with a noose around their neck and it immediately strangles them when they try to leave*
At some point, he stops making the traps in a way where the victim even had a choice in what happens. The Healthcare one and 3D were especially bad about this.
>"your honor, I set up the situation just like in the saw movie and the deceased had the same opportunity to cut out their eyeball to save themselves. As said explicitly in the movie, BY THE MAIN CHARACTER might I add, that is not murder" >judge:"well if movie said so, who am I to argue..." >*saw movie fan walks*
America is a truly wacky place.
>After years of femboys, traps, gay porn, and novelty underwater diarrhea ogre masked fart porn, I've finally developed a taste for the most FORBIDDEN fetish of all... >Adult women
Man, talk about DERANGED am I right?
>Shoot someone straight in the face >"You see your honour, he had the choice not to succumb to fatal brain damage and a scrambled brainstem but he chose to die right then and there!"
Checkmate liberals
i still havent quite figured out how chauvin got sentenced for "murder" when it's on freakin camera that it obviously wasn't murder. you would think people working in the justice system would know how to open a freakin dictionary
>shoot someone >they have the choice to simply dodge the bullet >they don't and instead choose to get hit >somehow, I am the one who killed them, according to the morons on Cinemaphile
Wooooww
Former defense litigator for the Walt Disney Corporation here. Technically Jigsaw can be charged with trespassing because many of his traps are set up without the explicit permission of the property owners, albeit many of them are abandoned so squatter's rights could be applicable here and knock his felonies down to minor misdemeanors. As for killing - I doubt that would even go on the indictment and Jigsaw's could probably talk it down to a manslaughter with time served and probation meaning he'll only be in a jail cell for a few months, at most. Keep in mind - and this is important - the man is elderly and suffering from cancer and acted in what he thought was the best interests of his clients (so-called "victims"). The man is clearly in some kind of legal gray zone that would have the prosecution tied up for months trying to figure out what to even put on the indictment. Considering he could drop dead at any moment, they would probably drop the bulk of the case but try their best to slow him down by attacking him with every possible civil fine imaginable, but the man is a wealthy engineer and easily pay it all.
Kidnapping
Werent kids. Nappings not a crime.
>europoors would jail an old man for napping
>People who build bridges are guilty of murder if someone jumps off of it
Imagine thinking that, jigsaw walks.
kek
>People who build bridges are guilty of murder if someone jumps off of it
who build bridges are guilty of murder if someone jumps off of
>build a bridge
>kidnap seven people
>strap bombs to their heads
>tell them that if they don't jump off the bridge to their deaths then the bombs will explode and kill them
>"duuuur they made their own choices huuuurrrr"
homosexual. homosexual homosexual homosexual, gay gay gaygity homosexual gay. Also, this jigsaw horseshit is LITERALLY almost TWENTY FRICKING YEARS OLD.
You fricking homosexual.
>Implying they couldn't unstrap the bombs and walk away
They chose to jump, that case would be thrown out of every courthouse in the union. Jigsaw walks. The only thing you could get him on is maybe harassment but even then, it wouldn't stick.
it's not even possible that he killed them. gravity did.
In one hand I offer you a cookie, the other I offer shit.
You chose to eat shit.
Your fault you dumb frick.
Whose shit is it?
The US government just paid out 10milion dollars to a family of a woman who was decapitated by a swinging gate at state park
>a metal gate that was normally secured with a lock was left untethered.
Neglect is the key
>moron who doesn't understand civil/criminal distinction
Having to pay out wrongful death lawsuit claims doesn't mean you're a murderer. You don't go to prison for civil charges.
Damn this happened really close to me. And what a tragedy look at the African queen this white boy had
He's right though.
>The decisions are up to them
The saw timeline is so jumbled that I can't remember if Amanda or Hoffman was supposed to have done this one, and they didn't make the traps fair
hoffchad didn't even pretend to make his traps fair. he just liked killing people.
that was more Amanda's thing, it seemed like Hoffman's games were fair unless he wanted to muirder you specifically (his sisters killer, drowning Strahm)
based
this seems like a clear-cut self-defense scenario
any time anyone kills a cop for any reason it's justified since they are in a constant state of violating your natural rights
>le sovereign citizen gay
>since they are in a constant state of violating your natural rights
It helps if you don't immediately try and gun them down or run away
>Just smile and nod when the fascist points his gun at you, for a traffic stop I promise it'll be okay
>Black person is too stupid to know how to drive properly
They choose to put themselves in harms way every day and tend to violate that position as well. They don't get to cry when they get hurt. Annoying hearing cops complain about the risks of their job. Why did you choose to do it then piggy? Same vibe as the child who cries after touching a hot stove when they were warned not to. Killing cops is self defense at worst and it should never count as murder, just fair game
true
KINO
Technically the device didn't kill him. It is him staying in there that did
>The charges, officer?
so this is legal in america?
The guy had every opportunity to simply walk away.
that's what's so intelligent about Jigsaw, he always finds technicalities.
His conscience is clean.
Yeah just call it BDSM
Also I can’t tell if 1 just had bad writing or he was messing with a few players like a,and a killing some one and leaving Adam
To be fair to jiggy, that one was entirely due to the protagonist being too dumb to function.
This, that moron got everybody killed because he just kept b***hing until about 10 seconds before they were killed
Well shit the officers have no charge, the devices killed the prisoners, they killed themselves
This trap was bullshit
He is in a room 4 times the size of a luxury prison cell, he's not in a trap.
I haven't seen the movie that trap is in, but it looks like the ground is covered in broken glass
It was and he was covered in a jelly, Jigsaw really hated this guy in particular
So some guy covered in jelly ends up in a room with broken glass and somehow thats jigsaws fault ?
The code to the safe is literally on the wall
>hurr durrr he is kidnapped even though the key is right there
absolutely braindead
What about that smoker one? Or the one where someone has to die for the other to live like the flesh and scale one
>Puts people in a machine where unless they take drastic actions to change their circumstances, they will die
>Not a murderer
that machine?
it's called society...
Nobody survives society when you think about it.
>Hello, your crime is that you SMOKED your entire life
>Jigsaw does nothing wrong
>Anons scramble to post Amanda and Hoffman traps to disprove him
In 2 he kidnapped a bunch of people and poisoned them
FRICK YOU
Quints proves Jigsaw is a criminal
>In 2 he kidnapped a bunch of people and poisoned them
No he didn't. The character named Obi Tate was the one who kidnapped them
Get fricked
>Black's Law Dictionary (10th edition, 2014), defines “criminal solicitation”, under “solicitation” (2), as: “The criminal offense of urging, advising, commanding, or otherwise inciting another to commit a crime
You forgot to raise your hand before talking, disregarded, jigsaw still walks
>Black's Law Dictionary (10th edition, 2014), defines “criminal solicitation”, under “solicitation” (2), as: “The criminal offense of urging, advising, commanding, or otherwise inciting another to commit a crime
Jigsaw is white so that doesn't apply to him.
Walks
>Jigsaw is white
Too much hood swagger for a white boy
This homie quoting a law dictionary written by blacks
Telling someone to kidnap a person for you is still a crime.
It literally isn't
morons
How do you prove someone told you to kidnap someone? Unless there is a recording or it's in writing, you can't.
he literally leaves people dictaphone tapes messages
But he doesn't say that I kidnapped you or had this guy kidnap you.
>I'm just a paid voice actor!
You ask the other guy if he was told to do it by the first guy
How do you know the guy isn't lying to save his own ass?
that's the jury's job to determine dumbo
>letting twelve morons decide shit like that
Cuck.
Prosecution can't prove it. Tough shit
It's called solicitation and conspiracy, which merges into the actual crime once the actus reus is completed.
How do you "complete" an actor's rectum?
That would be a blatant First Amendment violation if true. Freedom of speech & freedom of association.
Look up the legal definition of "conspiracy".
Jigsaw conspired to commit multiple kidnappings with all of his little helpers. Easy jail time. Look at what happened to that fricking wacko with the swastika carved into his forehead.
He gave him a choice
Only if you don't add "in minecraft" to the end of your request.
Trust me, I'm a lawyer in minecraft.
If someone told you to jump off a cliff you would do it? It's your choice
Depends, did the someone set up a bomb on the cliff that will kill me if I don't jump in one minute?
It's his cliff and he has the right to blow it up recreationally. You on the other hand are currently trespassing on said cliff and Jigsaw is kind enough to give you the opportunity to leave his property.
Jigsaw walks
Jiggy bros... H-he doesn't walk?...
>Drop some over the counter sleep aids
>Multiple people catch them with their mouths without noticing, CHOOSE to swallow them
>In their drug induced state they break into your legally defended home and injure themselves
And that's if you even think he was involved in any moving, the man is an elderly cancer patient - none of this sticks. Jigsaw walks. If anything, the "survivors" (re: criminal tresspassers) get charged for destruction of property and unlawful entry.
Now hold up, would jiggyman lie in court?
he cute
KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY
[starts raping faster than grandma]
I see you D12, and thanks, but me need no help
Me do this one all by my lonely
I don't need fifteen of my homies
When I see you, I'm seeing you, me and you only
>Hello Anon, you like to say the n-word on the internet, but do you really think you deserve the pass? Defeat me, an old white man, in a rap battle, or you will be doxxed and cancelled on twitter, make your choice.
DR. DRE SAID.. NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS
DR. DRE'S DEAD LOCKED UP IN MY BASEMENT
> Live or Dizzle, make ya Chizzle.
>i never murdered anyone in my life it was the gun that did it
>It's illegal for a terminally ill man to hydrate himself
This is what jig-haters ACTUALLY believe.
Jig-hater here and I confirm we are on the losing side, I KNOW that jigsaw walks everytime but i'm too mad to admit it!
Honest jig-hater, thank you for admitting you are wrong.
Any kinos like saw with traps and stuff?
Cube, Fermat's Room
The collector. Give it a shot.
I remember an old game on... shit, I want to say PS2? You were this little girl in a castle and you would set traps to kill the guys that would break in and try to murder you. You got multipliers for chaining them together into a crazy fricking Rube Goldberg machine of death. Like a swinging mace trap would knock a guy into a spinning blade trap, which would throw him down to a lower level, and a moving statue trap would spear him and drag him along the ground until he got caught in an iron maiden and died.
I don't remember the name of it but I remember having a fricking blast.
Pretty sure it was called Trapt. Never played it but looked dope
Devil's Deception 3: Dark Delusion!
Played the shit out of it on PS1. You could make your own traps by combining emblems. The most powerful trap category was Evil, which produced Evil Kick that punted the enemy across the entire room.
The first game in the series was called Kagero IIRC.
>Give me your money or I'll kill you
>Doesn't give me the money
Officer I didn't kill him he simply chose to die
>I sedated you and now your life rests solely in the hands of a crazy b***h with a bear trap on her head. There's absoutely nothing you can do to change the outcome of this scenario. Live or die, make your choise.
Watch this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_6502
>Kliuyev was prosecuted and sentenced to 15 years in prison, later reduced to six years served.
I wonder how he would actually be charged.
There's people that have killed home invaders with shotgun boobytraps which are illegal but the charge is technically assault with a deadly weapon or manslaughter or something because they didn't directly cause the device to kill them at the time, the victim did.
Why would someone go out of their way to smear the name of a deceased gentleman who had cancer and was murdered ?
This homosexual is the "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!!!! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!!!!!" of movie villains and i hate him so much
Put it perfectly, can't stand this weasley little loser who looks like he would collapse from one of my weak ass punches dude looks like a frail old Mormon woman his scary voice is so lame and forced its like a joke villain they set up for the twist reveal but no he's actually the series main villain. No charisma no sense of threat, never understood all the love for the character and the actor seems like an absolute cringelord who takes his role way too seriously considering it's one of the shittiest lowest effort franchises of all time up there with fast and furious, mcu, twilight and underworld
you seem upset
Yeah it does bother me a lot actually... Just don't get how people can hype up such mid content
*knocks person unconscious*
*TIME TO PLAY A GAME*
*They wake up with a noose around their neck and it immediately strangles them when they try to leave*
haha they hung themselves xD
This guy's definitely gonna wake up in a Jigsaw trap sometime within the next fourteen days.
Damn. You guys have convinced me. I guess Jigsaw really is innocent.
>Put someone in a bunch of razor wire
>hurr durr his decision
Sounds like you just described putting someone in prison
He chose to get fat and thus lower his chances of surviving a dangerous situation like that.
So that means the people who died in 9/11 would not have died if they had been unemployed.
Yeah, crazy when Manson said this and he just walked free.
>install a shotgun triggered by someone walking into the tripwire or breaching the door or whatever
>not murder
Kmao
Maybe you shouldn't trespass
I have a right to defend my property
https://theprepared.com/blog/booby-trap-laws/
>no murder or attempted murder charges, only lesser crimes
Problem?
It's not ATTEMPTED murder if the guys dies dumbo also
>pic related
Lmao KWAB
>Steal someone's gun and have a nice day
>Gun owner is somehow guilty of murder now
Jigsaw haters unironically believe this
>put people in a room where the floor disappears and they fall to their death
>their choice not to die
Huh?
Should have solved the puzzles faster, natural selection. Wait wrong movie.
At some point, he stops making the traps in a way where the victim even had a choice in what happens. The Healthcare one and 3D were especially bad about this.
The songs at the end of 1 and 2 are bangers though. Shame that kind died out too
I don't give a shit what anyone on this board says,I love the songs 21 Savage did for Spyral.
>"your honor, I set up the situation just like in the saw movie and the deceased had the same opportunity to cut out their eyeball to save themselves. As said explicitly in the movie, BY THE MAIN CHARACTER might I add, that is not murder"
>judge:"well if movie said so, who am I to argue..."
>*saw movie fan walks*
America is a truly wacky place.
Jigsaw was merely an instrument of God. Those people would have never been in any trouble had they lived virtuous lives
She unlocked a new type of attraction that I didn't even knew was possible
what is that? not being gay?
>After years of femboys, traps, gay porn, and novelty underwater diarrhea ogre masked fart porn, I've finally developed a taste for the most FORBIDDEN fetish of all...
>Adult women
Man, talk about DERANGED am I right?
how come the police simply didn't break jigsaws legs to prevent him from walking
>Shoot someone straight in the face
>"You see your honour, he had the choice not to succumb to fatal brain damage and a scrambled brainstem but he chose to die right then and there!"
Checkmate liberals
>Stand in front of someone who is discharging a firearm recreationally (legal) and refuse to dodge the bullet coming at you
Jigsaw walks.
The perfect Saw joke doesn't exis-
i still havent quite figured out how chauvin got sentenced for "murder" when it's on freakin camera that it obviously wasn't murder. you would think people working in the justice system would know how to open a freakin dictionary
Because if it had been anything but murder, basketball Americans would've done another 2 billion of property damage.
Didn't he get sentenced with multiple degrees at once too? I didn't even know that was possible.
Der charges, konstapel?
He wasn't directly involved in any death
Didn't finish the job
>shoot someone
>they have the choice to simply dodge the bullet
>they don't and instead choose to get hit
>somehow, I am the one who killed them, according to the morons on Cinemaphile
Wooooww
>shoot someone
You mean "shoot AT someone".
>shoot AT someone
You mean "recreationally shoot your gun for fun when some madman just jumps in front of you for no reason".
>the genius of Jigsaw
how can we stop it bros
Someone post the lawyer pasta
Former defense litigator for the Walt Disney Corporation here. Technically Jigsaw can be charged with trespassing because many of his traps are set up without the explicit permission of the property owners, albeit many of them are abandoned so squatter's rights could be applicable here and knock his felonies down to minor misdemeanors. As for killing - I doubt that would even go on the indictment and Jigsaw's could probably talk it down to a manslaughter with time served and probation meaning he'll only be in a jail cell for a few months, at most. Keep in mind - and this is important - the man is elderly and suffering from cancer and acted in what he thought was the best interests of his clients (so-called "victims"). The man is clearly in some kind of legal gray zone that would have the prosecution tied up for months trying to figure out what to even put on the indictment. Considering he could drop dead at any moment, they would probably drop the bulk of the case but try their best to slow him down by attacking him with every possible civil fine imaginable, but the man is a wealthy engineer and easily pay it all.
But officers, you killed him, not me, you should charge yourselves.
Why did they do it?
He was black.
Damn Eminem hit the wall waiting with rhymes ready for Trump's reply
Every country has weird fricking laws. Theyre meant to frick your citizens over and collect tax payer money.
Yeah my unlce's a lawyer and literally he wouldn't be able to be charged with a single crime. Crazy.