>american movie
>6 fucking stovetops in the kitchen
>breakfast still is waffles and/or baccon
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>american movie. >6 fucking stovetops in the kitchen. >breakfast still is waffles and/or baccon
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>american movie
>2030
>gas stoves are banned
>one electric stovetop that can barely boil pasta
Induction is superior to gas. Force your landlord at gunpoint to upgrade your resistance stovetop.
You’re correct, but don’t expect these retards to listen to you.
Nope
>giant pain in the ass to clean
>prone to malfunctions that usually can only be resolved by buying another 4 digit induction burner
>on heats from the bottom, making burning shit insanely easy
>sometimes in cheaper models or damaged burners they emit a loud but almost dog-whistle frequency scanners whine that actually starts to physically hurt your inner ear and brain.
On the plus side
>good models cook faster than fire
>you have to be retarded to burn yourself on the cookware (only the bottom heats)
>heat can be easily controlled for hands free heating (I find 20% or less is perfect for stews and chilis if you have the time but not the spare hand)
pain in the ass to clean
The coils are easy to pull out. The main factor that increases cleaning time on a stove is cooking without a lid.
>giant pain in the as to clean?
What fucking planet do you live on?
You just wipe it down like any other surface
why
>Induction is superior to gas.
Nah this is a poorfag cope.
>2030
>Average protagonist lives like pic related
>own an electric stove
>get up at dawn to start boiling the water so my pasta is ready before bedtime
get a microwave, retard
gas is best.
you can control with artist level precision, instantly changing the heat output.
electric oven, gas hob.
>Gas BAD
>Instead, let's make even more shit rely on a central power grid that hasn't been upgraded in nearly a century.
wait, do non-americans consider 6 stove tops a lot? i have had like 8 in every house i’ve lived in and never gave it any mind
how many stove tops are average in other countries?
>as an italian (literally best cusine in the world) I can safely say that two are enough (at least for my grandma)
what even would a stove with only two burners look like. isn't it on top of the oven? which is square?
See pic
Get an induction burner.
for me it's top left
4 is average in the US.
4 is the minimum, every stove has 4
the average is around 6
Move out of your mom's house dude
i love my mom
I love her too I love her good and hard
you don't know my mom dude stop it
The stove in my first apartment had 3. Two small ones in the back and a large one up front.
what weird romanian hovel did you inhabit?
West Virginia
i bet you lived outside a gated community didn't you?
I have three right now, looks like this but much older.
what the fuck
It's not uncommon in shitty leftist cities where the apartment are too small to fit a full-size stove.
>West Virginia
>leftist
>city
What? This is normal here in Verjikla. Lol you americans are so ignorant
Verjikla only turned up a bunch of Russian results for "verjikle". Did you make up that name or are you actually posting from the front lines?
lol Americans don't even know Dimoriva mutts are hopeless
Yeah that's about what mine looked like, but older. Right next to the smallest non-mini fridge I've seen in my life with no freezer unit, just a box shoved onto the top shelf like this
Actually I think it was a glass top and the day I moved in, one of the dials was missing. Found it next to the fridge on the ground. Hard to remember that long ago.
My fridge was very similar to this.
nope you're wrong
Have you ever used more than your microwave, big guy?
Once you move out of home and get your own place you are not going to be living in a home with 8 fucking stove tops.
Americans don't cook. The kitchen appliances are for show. Especially in upscale houses that have been recently remodeled--there are so many people who buy a house with an 8-burner Viking range with three ovens who literally never use them, ever. Everything's takeout or microwaved.
>Americans are so wealthy they can waste tens of thousands of dollars on high end kitchens and then not use them, instead opting to have a different professional chef create a meal for them every night
Whoa...
I weirdly miss when I lived in a shitty 300' studio with no kitchen
Had the tower of power: mini fridge, microwave, hot plate
also had a rice cooker
place had a big fuckin bath though so baby i would soak like a motherfucker
Ranges aren't necessary. All you need is a hot plate, toaster oven and microwave. And maybe an air fryer and pressure cooker. Crock pots are cool too. And you got to have grill.
you can do almost anything with an air fryer and pressure cooker. nonwhites aren't allowed to buy instant pots though it's in the terms of service.
bros my neighbors 2 year old has been screaming her head off for two days straight
wheres the line between letting a kid scream herself out and downright abuse?
ive heard someone coming and going so its not like shes abandoned
Maybe she has a mouth sore or something
It's probably one of these two.
its really annoying
call cps and say you hear a woman screaming for help and a man yelling
maybe the druggie mom is letting her dealer boyfriend torture the kid to death with pliers
Kids reach an age where they just do that for a couple weeks. You don’t have to be an exceptionally bad parent to hear 24/7 screaming, just average. Let me guess, you neighbor’s kid is too old to be a baby but too young to be a toddler?
I’d get some good headphones. Nothing you can do will stop it. Also, are you my neighbor? Because if so you gotta stop dropping shit and moving furniture at 3 in the morning. You’re only making the kid crankier when they don’t sleep
>American kitchens are bigger than my bedroom
I hate being a europoor
My kitchen is bigger than my bedroom too.
Boomers started the giant kitchen meme because they needed 20+ cabinets to put all their needlessly specific gadgets, useless decorative glassware (you can see some on display in OP's image, conveniently in a cabinet the average person can't reach without a step ladder), and piles of superfluous linens that no guest is ever quite good enough to set the table with.
All I want in life is a house with an awesome kitchen so I can make good food for frens. I just want to be comfy.
>American women with a design fetish and HGTV decide what goes in their dream houses
>American women also refuse to cook or do dishes unless they want to impress their mother in laws so 90% of their diet is takeout and microwave dinners.
Personally, I’ve never needed more than 3 at a time. If you’re using 6 pots you’re either prepping in bulk or a line cook in hour 12 of a meth bender
We are all entitled to have this. Do not let them convince you otherwise.
This is literally my parents. They just bought a $10k stove and my dad says he only uses it to make eggs. Should be fun to cook on when I visit but boomers are such show offs that they actually spend thousands of dollars on shit they never use.
My real rich friends still had eggs, bacon, snd pancakes for breakfast.
> American movie
> rich protagonist boils water in the microwave