>american movie. >6 fricking stovetops in the kitchen. >breakfast still is waffles and/or baccon

>american movie
>6 fricking stovetops in the kitchen
>breakfast still is waffles and/or baccon

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >american movie
    >2030
    >gas stoves are banned
    >one electric stovetop that can barely boil pasta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Induction is superior to gas. Force your landlord at gunpoint to upgrade your resistance stovetop.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You’re correct, but don’t expect these morons to listen to you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nope
        >giant pain in the ass to clean
        >prone to malfunctions that usually can only be resolved by buying another 4 digit induction burner
        >on heats from the bottom, making burning shit insanely easy
        >sometimes in cheaper models or damaged burners they emit a loud but almost dog-whistle frequency scanners whine that actually starts to physically hurt your inner ear and brain.

        On the plus side
        >good models cook faster than fire
        >you have to be moronic to burn yourself on the cookware (only the bottom heats)
        >heat can be easily controlled for hands free heating (I find 20% or less is perfect for stews and chilis if you have the time but not the spare hand)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          pain in the ass to clean
          The coils are easy to pull out. The main factor that increases cleaning time on a stove is cooking without a lid.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >giant pain in the as to clean?
          What fricking planet do you live on?
          You just wipe it down like any other surface

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Induction is superior to gas.
        Nah this is a poorgay cope.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2030
      >Average protagonist lives like pic related

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >own an electric stove
      >get up at dawn to start boiling the water so my pasta is ready before bedtime

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        get a microwave, moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Induction is superior to gas. Force your landlord at gunpoint to upgrade your resistance stovetop.

      gas is best.
      you can control with artist level precision, instantly changing the heat output.
      electric oven, gas hob.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gas BAD
      >Instead, let's make even more shit rely on a central power grid that hasn't been upgraded in nearly a century.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wait, do non-americans consider 6 stove tops a lot? i have had like 8 in every house i’ve lived in and never gave it any mind

    how many stove tops are average in other countries?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >as an italian (literally best cusine in the world) I can safely say that two are enough (at least for my grandma)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what even would a stove with only two burners look like. isn't it on top of the oven? which is square?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          See pic

          >own an electric stove
          >get up at dawn to start boiling the water so my pasta is ready before bedtime

          Get an induction burner.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            for me it's top left

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      4 is average in the US.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        4 is the minimum, every stove has 4
        the average is around 6

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Move out of your mom's house dude

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i love my mom

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I love her too I love her good and hard

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you don't know my mom dude stop it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The stove in my first apartment had 3. Two small ones in the back and a large one up front.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what weird romanian hovel did you inhabit?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              West Virginia

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i bet you lived outside a gated community didn't you?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have three right now, looks like this but much older.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not uncommon in shitty leftist cities where the apartment are too small to fit a full-size stove.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >West Virginia
                >leftist
                >city

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What? This is normal here in Verjikla. Lol you americans are so ignorant

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Verjikla only turned up a bunch of Russian results for "verjikle". Did you make up that name or are you actually posting from the front lines?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lol Americans don't even know Dimoriva mutts are hopeless

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's about what mine looked like, but older. Right next to the smallest non-mini fridge I've seen in my life with no freezer unit, just a box shoved onto the top shelf like this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I think it was a glass top and the day I moved in, one of the dials was missing. Found it next to the fridge on the ground. Hard to remember that long ago.
                My fridge was very similar to this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nope you're wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever used more than your microwave, big guy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Once you move out of home and get your own place you are not going to be living in a home with 8 fricking stove tops.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Americans don't cook. The kitchen appliances are for show. Especially in upscale houses that have been recently remodeled--there are so many people who buy a house with an 8-burner Viking range with three ovens who literally never use them, ever. Everything's takeout or microwaved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans are so wealthy they can waste tens of thousands of dollars on high end kitchens and then not use them, instead opting to have a different professional chef create a meal for them every night
      Whoa...

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I weirdly miss when I lived in a shitty 300' studio with no kitchen
    Had the tower of power: mini fridge, microwave, hot plate
    also had a rice cooker

    place had a big frickin bath though so baby i would soak like a motherfricker

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ranges aren't necessary. All you need is a hot plate, toaster oven and microwave. And maybe an air fryer and pressure cooker. Crock pots are cool too. And you got to have grill.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can do almost anything with an air fryer and pressure cooker. nonwhites aren't allowed to buy instant pots though it's in the terms of service.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros my neighbors 2 year old has been screaming her head off for two days straight
    wheres the line between letting a kid scream herself out and downright abuse?
    ive heard someone coming and going so its not like shes abandoned

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she has a mouth sore or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        maybe the druggie mom is letting her dealer boyfriend torture the kid to death with pliers

        It's probably one of these two.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        maybe the druggie mom is letting her dealer boyfriend torture the kid to death with pliers

        its really annoying

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          call cps and say you hear a woman screaming for help and a man yelling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the druggie mom is letting her dealer boyfriend torture the kid to death with pliers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kids reach an age where they just do that for a couple weeks. You don’t have to be an exceptionally bad parent to hear 24/7 screaming, just average. Let me guess, you neighbor’s kid is too old to be a baby but too young to be a toddler?

      I’d get some good headphones. Nothing you can do will stop it. Also, are you my neighbor? Because if so you gotta stop dropping shit and moving furniture at 3 in the morning. You’re only making the kid crankier when they don’t sleep

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >American kitchens are bigger than my bedroom
    I hate being a europoor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My kitchen is bigger than my bedroom too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers started the giant kitchen meme because they needed 20+ cabinets to put all their needlessly specific gadgets, useless decorative glassware (you can see some on display in OP's image, conveniently in a cabinet the average person can't reach without a step ladder), and piles of superfluous linens that no guest is ever quite good enough to set the table with.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All I want in life is a house with an awesome kitchen so I can make good food for frens. I just want to be comfy.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >American women with a design fetish and HGTV decide what goes in their dream houses
    >American women also refuse to cook or do dishes unless they want to impress their mother in laws so 90% of their diet is takeout and microwave dinners.
    Personally, I’ve never needed more than 3 at a time. If you’re using 6 pots you’re either prepping in bulk or a line cook in hour 12 of a meth bender

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We are all entitled to have this. Do not let them convince you otherwise.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally my parents. They just bought a $10k stove and my dad says he only uses it to make eggs. Should be fun to cook on when I visit but boomers are such show offs that they actually spend thousands of dollars on shit they never use.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My real rich friends still had eggs, bacon, snd pancakes for breakfast.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > American movie
    > rich protagonist boils water in the microwave

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