>American Pie was 25 years ago

>American Pie was 25 years ago
What is the zoomer equivalent?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they can just watch hardcore porn on their ipads instead

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed me, beautiful

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't have one because there's more than just tv radio and the movies nowadays

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still want to see the red head naked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well your in luck because she has nudes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why lie to the poor lad? allison has never gotten naked on camera

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that so I remember seeing some of her naked while growing up could have been a fake

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching it with friends when I was 14 and wonder if American school life was really like that. Fun era.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There had to be a highschool that felt like a movie highschool, but I bet the antics get annoying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There had to be a highschool that felt like a movie highschool, but I bet the antics get annoying

      my high school was like that.
      i was basically Jason Biggs with those group of friends…i slowly turned into Stifler from not being able to handle the interactions (became an obnoxious butthole)
      Sped teacher tried to frick me
      lost my virginity to a cheerleader that was out of my league
      stayed up all night playing NFL Street, HALO Lan Parites while eating huge amounts of White Castle.
      sneaking into the pool after hours to skinny dip and smoke pot

      Shit was cash
      Now it’s ass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you peaked in highschool?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't we all, anon?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really highschool was boring. I was poor so I had to have a job after school, played football also so I legit just didnt have time to be a teenager, didnt go to parties, didnt act out, was just there.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the love for Tara Reid, she has always been an ugly little gremlin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tara Reid somehow continued to get worse

      You take that back filthy heathen zoomer. Prime Reid was one of the hottest women on the planet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            unironically looks like a man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prime Reid was one of the hottest women on the planet

        Yes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was attractive when she was young, but lots of alcohol, drugs, and way too much sun totally nuked her face and body before she was 30.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's crazy is that Mena Suvari was a bigger psycho and party girl than Tara Reid and aged well. I'm guessing Tara was more of a binge drinker and user and Mena just paced herself and enjoyed the party and probably avoided the sun like a vampire.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The girl from American Beauty looked like Jeff Van Gundy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Coomia's impersonation of Tara Reid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably one of the fastest wallings there's ever been. One minute she was still hot but a little too skinny and the next she was too skinny and whatever she was doing aged her by 20 years seemingly overnight.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White blonde blue eyed slim, that's a 10 to 99% of men but yeah I don't think any of the women were hot but that's what made it kinda realistic

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tara Sneeded to much, now she's chucked

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Krager

    Your women age in dog years, lol.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yours look like dogs to begin with. Black don't crack only applies to men.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cried a river drown the whole world!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And while she looks so sad in photographs I absolutely love her
        When she smiles

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I havent been here in years, how are the cunychads doing

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants to watch a movie about people doom scrolling or alt-tabbing out of a multiplayer game?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alyson Hannigan is a Porcelain Angel, always and forever

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  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow they all look pretty damn good still except for tara
    she just couldn't stop partying I guess

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't want sex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are consumed by it with with free porn, and movies are supposed to be an escape from everyday life, so it makes sense
      >Ahhhh porn again? Man I jerked it 3 times today... Sigh the things I put up with, movies should be an escape from porn!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. But it is mostly because the nakedness is just there to be porn bait and detracts from the overall story and narrative. There are great movies that use nudity, but Hollywood only knows how to make porn that don't fit in well with the movie, or it simply is porn masked as a "movie" or a "tv show".
      Nudity in American Pie is done excellent, nudity in GOT is garbage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we surveyed people who agreed with us
      >and they agreed with us!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex is never kino.
      It's just pornographic.
      Bunch of disgusting, fat horny israelite directors and producers wanting to see their coworkers naked.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sex is gross, its only hot in the moment because the horny demon that makes you view things in rose tinted glasses. Post nut can be hell sometimes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wat to see more male asses
      homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's also the aspect a lot of zoomers are probably watching shit with their parents.
      It might also be a hard hitting reminder of how little sex they are having since so many of them seem to be virgins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls hitting puberty at 9 and boys half bald at 12 and were shocked that hormone driven impluses are all fricked up.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alyson hannigan turned into a hardcore Swiftie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does that mean anything more than her listening to swift songs?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, she makes lots of videos and all of her posts are about taylor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.perplexity.ai/search/alyson-hannigan-swiftie-G_bXnWlvTSeXSLeUgso9rQ
          Huh weird

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then: 4>3>1>2
    now?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My fav one didn't bog. Nice

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even 25 years ago none of those girls liked good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok to be gay anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *looked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are a homo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My HS g/f was basically Alyson, and it was kino.

      Then she realized how hot she was in her 20s and became a prostitute. Frick that b***h. She has herpes, though, so kek.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2>3>1>4

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks incredibly sexy and amazingly curved in the Nicole Brown/OJ Movie from a couple years back.
      Highly recommend it if you like her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if she was your aunt ha ha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie u serious

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      build for shotas

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Alyson Hannigan wearing a commie flag while the rest were wearing US flags? Was this a hint about what really goes on at band camp beyond sex toy invention?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flat chests destroy a women's allure.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snack Shack

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mena Sevari my door is open any time day or night

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd still do Alysson

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love pies

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IN 25 YEARS THEY WILL TALK ABOUT HOW FLAT CHESTED MONKE ZENDAYA JERKED OFF THE troony WHO OFFED HIMSELF A YEAR LATERE

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't have fricking sex. My 24yo sister still lives at my fricking mom's place (I moved out at 19 and I'm 33 now)

    She has female friends her own age and most of them are virgins and never even dated guys. They all have done plastic surgery and have tattoos but never even dated.

    It's extremely weird, I say this as a fricking Cinemaphile poster. But they are permanently online, always in their room just watching weird tiktoks and social media commentary while never leaving the house besides to work or get some cosmetics done.

    It's honestly insane and I don't know what the frick is wrong with that generation.

    I saw how my sister was raised as I lived with her until I was 19 and nothing was different in how she was raised compared to me but her (and her female peers) all ended up equivalent.

    Meanwhile I'm a fricking nerd that uses Cinemaphile and even I am thinking these young people are way too isolated.

    I can't believe I'm the one to say this but Zoomer women really need to go out more, touch grass and have sex.

    I can't believe that someone judged to be socially withdrawn and detached from society such as me is now in modern society considered to be one of the most outgoing extraverted people out there.

    One thing I also noticed is the concept of "alpha" doesn't exist anymore and now it's "sigma". But "sigma" would be considered a fricking loser by millennials. And It's just how I am (I'm a loser btw "sigma" shouldn't be worshipped, losers).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your sister and her friends are 100% getting fricked lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly wish that was true for their sake. I know it isn't true because I have tried to set her up with dudes on my mom's request. She doesn't even leave the house besides working.

        This is also the general trend, not some outlier. My sister is a "stacy" type of girl with a big social media presence and a lot of friends.

        Zoomers just don't frick anymore. It's a generation of failures. Like some hormones in the water castrated both genders at the same time.

        At first I thought it was just my sister being weird or secretly a lesbian or something but then I found out most of her female friends around age ~25 also never had sex or even kissed/dated a guy before.

        They are all beyond helping.

        Millennials kissed emo girls in highschool fricked some weed smoking alternative "one of the guys" girl at 17 and started a family in their mid-20s.

        Meanwhile zoomers are watching videos on their smartphones of women dancing or judging others while not even having friends or interacting with society anymore. Especially the women of their generation.

        It's insane.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can validate a lot of your perceptions.
          4-5 years ago I was doing a master degree in a university and I started to go out with an extremely hot girl who was doing her bachelor degree. She was like 10 years younger than me.

          To me surprised she had barely sexual experience. She never had had sex without a condom for example.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your sister owes me sex.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have a family of your own then you're not much better. Also the behavior of your sister and her friends fits that of the "beautiful ones" from the mouse utopia experiment.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do have a family of my own. (only one child though)

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, when the frick was the last raunchy teenage comedy? I want to say 21 Jump Street but frick, that was 2012. Superbad was 2007.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want less sex on screen because it is just corny hornybait and you can never make it good. If I want to watch that I go to pornhub

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are gross out comedies really a thing anymore?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the zoomer equivalent?
    some idiot dancing in front of a phone

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aged like MILK

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