Galadriel was never, at any point, a warrior type.
>making Galadriel into Xena the Warrior
Americans are cursed
>I'm gay the post
lol, lmao even
and for the record Galadriel fought in combat, multiple times as per Tolkien. She was literally one of his favourite characters and he kept writing her doing 'stuff' despite her small presence in LOTR
>d for the record Galadriel fought in combat, multiple time
PLS post the extensive paragraph where Tolkien describes with great detail how Galadriel in full armor fought with her sword
PLEASE DO, I'LL BE WAITING YOU DISHONEST PIECE OF TRASH israelite
Bruh you are literally anti-Tolkien, you think if he lived another 20 years he would have wanted Galadriel doing less? He almost made the entire Silmarillion story about her.
He loved his active women, he just didn't include many of them, except Galadriel
Yeah but she's not a warrior
Women shouldn't be fighting wearing armor running around with swords
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Women shouldn't be fighting wearing armor running around with swords
Then how the frick did she fight in the kinslaying at alqualondë and the battle of Lammoth? huh, answer me that one
2 years ago
Anonymous
WITH FRICKING ELVISH MAGIC LIKE SHE ALWAYS DO YOU FRICKING MIDWIT Amazon SHILL JUST KYS ALREADY
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Magic
From where? She leant most of her magical skills from Melian, which was after Alqualondë and Lammoth
READ
THE
TEXT
2 years ago
Anonymous
You stupid frick all elves learned magic from the fricking VALARS
Just kys shill, you can't cope forever
2 years ago
Anonymous
>elves learned magic from the fricking VALARS
Google how Galadriel learnt how to make Lembas you colossal newhomosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Making lembas=magic
Serious question, are you moronic or amazon pays too well?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What do you think makes Lembas so special, the knowledge of the secret spices? lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
Did she throw the bread at the teleri fricking shits?
Face facts. In first draft, she join late and fight. In second draft, she come late. In third draft, tolkien went senile and had her fight her own people because she was just SO NOBLE.
blow me. Touch grass
2 years ago
Anonymous
>tolkien went senile
This is gigacope
2 years ago
Anonymous
So is claiming that Galadriel the baker was a warrior princess
>He almost made the entire Silmarillion story about her.
Tell me how i know you've never read the silmarillion without telling me
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Tolkien didn't almost make the war of the israeliteels a story Galadriel was key to starting
Do you want me to make you look like an idiot on a Korean knitting forum or not? serious question
>He loved his active women
No he didn't, he knew the true nature of women too well, that's why there's 0 (ZERO) women in the fellowship
You can keep coping tho
This show is going to be the biggest commercial failure of any streaming service up until this point. This won't sink amazon prime but this will make them reconsider making more original content on this kind of scale.
The moment I heard this series announced and Bozos was like "I want my own Game of Thrones" I knew it was going to be a shitshow. The only question was how shit
Just go watch the Jackson movies, even after 20 god damn years they still hold up wonderfully The Hobbit movies aged less gracefully, but I will still enjoy them as a guilty pleasure
The Showrunners are Mormon. Are Mormons American?
Unironically, yes
Bezos is an Americmutt goblino
yeah. and now he owns the rights to film LOTR thanks to PETER JACKSON and the TOLKIEN ESTATE
>mutt mutt mutt mutt mutt mutt mutt
post your hand
Go to bed elon
He's a israelite
Yes, as I said, an Amerimutt
Jews want a society where they rule over mutts, they aren't mutts themselves
>implying
The only non mutt israelites are the heavily inbred orthodox frickers in isreal
Isn't that literally what Jesus is?
It's the most american thing there is. And I mean that as an insult.
what? fr?
>tolkien estate
>tolkien trust
>amerilards
amerilards aren't the reason this show is being made
Get dat rang
Samwise, do you know the Cannabis plant?
Cannabis?
Kangzfoil.
Kangzfoil! Ah, it's weed!
It may help him stay unemployed.
hearty chuckle
>Americans
You mean israelites?
one chud elf and one chad
they will probably get their own wacky buddy cop quipfest spin off
Looks good to me
>Manspreadin' stronk womyn
Looks good if you're a blue haired trannie
>I'm gay the post
lol, lmao even
and for the record Galadriel fought in combat, multiple times as per Tolkien. She was literally one of his favourite characters and he kept writing her doing 'stuff' despite her small presence in LOTR
>d for the record Galadriel fought in combat, multiple time
PLS post the extensive paragraph where Tolkien describes with great detail how Galadriel in full armor fought with her sword
PLEASE DO, I'LL BE WAITING YOU DISHONEST PIECE OF TRASH israelite
Bruh you are literally anti-Tolkien, you think if he lived another 20 years he would have wanted Galadriel doing less? He almost made the entire Silmarillion story about her.
He loved his active women, he just didn't include many of them, except Galadriel
Yeah but she's not a warrior
Women shouldn't be fighting wearing armor running around with swords
>Women shouldn't be fighting wearing armor running around with swords
Then how the frick did she fight in the kinslaying at alqualondë and the battle of Lammoth? huh, answer me that one
WITH FRICKING ELVISH MAGIC LIKE SHE ALWAYS DO YOU FRICKING MIDWIT Amazon SHILL JUST KYS ALREADY
>Magic
From where? She leant most of her magical skills from Melian, which was after Alqualondë and Lammoth
READ
THE
TEXT
You stupid frick all elves learned magic from the fricking VALARS
Just kys shill, you can't cope forever
>elves learned magic from the fricking VALARS
Google how Galadriel learnt how to make Lembas you colossal newhomosexual
>Making lembas=magic
Serious question, are you moronic or amazon pays too well?
What do you think makes Lembas so special, the knowledge of the secret spices? lmao
Did she throw the bread at the teleri fricking shits?
Face facts. In first draft, she join late and fight. In second draft, she come late. In third draft, tolkien went senile and had her fight her own people because she was just SO NOBLE.
blow me. Touch grass
>tolkien went senile
This is gigacope
So is claiming that Galadriel the baker was a warrior princess
>Galadriel doing less
You think genderbending galadriel is doing more? This is your brain on woke trash
>He almost made the entire Silmarillion story about her.
Tell me how i know you've never read the silmarillion without telling me
>Tolkien didn't almost make the war of the israeliteels a story Galadriel was key to starting
Do you want me to make you look like an idiot on a Korean knitting forum or not? serious question
>almost
You disingenious piece of shit
Kys
>He loved his active women
No he didn't, he knew the true nature of women too well, that's why there's 0 (ZERO) women in the fellowship
You can keep coping tho
Try actually reading the books first homosexual.
seven hells, read the material ffs
>Galadriel fought in combat
No she didn't, not in the way it's portrayed here
Galadriel was never, at any point, a warrior type.
>making Galadriel into Xena the Warrior
Americans are cursed
Xena was good though
Yeah but she is not galadriel
Galadriel is a elvish witch
Everything you hate about America is because of israelites
>Face/Off 2
Now you got my interest
Why is she wearing gym leggings?
Because it's hot
I HATE SEEING THIS FRICKING Black person AND HER HUGE LIPS
Who is that orc character? And why is he taking up so much of the poster? Is he the main villain?
Americans are so obsessed with blacks that they can’t fathom worlds or societies without them in it.
That’s why you see Americans casting blacks as European queens and kings. They are obsessed.
Dude the UK is doing it too
It's even worse because it's their own history
not American = opinion discarded
OOGA BOOGA
WE WUZ PRECIOUS AND SHEEEEEEEEIT
On the surface this seems true, but can you imagine how pozzed (and what a shitty budget) it would have been if the BBC made it?
Why is everyone so ugly?
Those actors look horrendous so I hope they can at least act
This show is going to be the biggest commercial failure of any streaming service up until this point. This won't sink amazon prime but this will make them reconsider making more original content on this kind of scale.
The moment I heard this series announced and Bozos was like "I want my own Game of Thrones" I knew it was going to be a shitshow. The only question was how shit
Yeah pretty much western liberalism is a disease
Just go watch the Jackson movies, even after 20 god damn years they still hold up wonderfully
The Hobbit movies aged less gracefully, but I will still enjoy them as a guilty pleasure