Shady Maple Smorgasbord
America's Largest Buffet
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Shady Maple Smorgasbord
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
You are a gay. This belongs on Cinemaphile. I hope you get banned gay.
hmmm, it's more of a TV show than a cooking tutorial
I go here maybe once a year. It's a good experience and good food but not worth the drive (1.5 hours) and price. It's high quality and a big variety, but the thing is that pa dutch food is quite filling so most of your space is going to be spent on staples that can be found at any amish restaurant
Is the food any different than just going to the five different buffets in my home town in successive weeks?
Imagine going to golden corral but the quality is kicked up a notch, there's a bit more selection, and a few regional dishes.
My biggest problem with Golden Corral was everything was seasoned exactly the same.
There’s a ton of variety, the place is huge so you can just disappear peacefully in it, and the quality is good. Price isn’t great, but again, they also aren’t gypsies there where they charge you $15 and then rush you out the door. They charge you like $25.00 and then leave you alone.
>amish restaurant
what
Usually it's just a farmer's market that they also sell food at and have seating
This anon is correct, it not bad bud needs to be in tandem with another thing to do
Amish have some unique food like sho fly pie and birch beer. They're fun but not like a delicacy or anything.
Sorry, I can tell by looking at those full pans what that taste like, and it's filling/it'll get the job done, but it ain't the best tasting. Little twerks here and there, and those dishes are spectacular. But that's not what a buffet is about.
I go after my hardest week of working out once each month. It has been a nice little routine I’m going to miss when I leave PA. Probably the only thing I’ll miss about this shithole state.
it's great here you moron
Do americans really eat brussel sprouts?
I'm surprised.
most people just don't know how to cook them. bacon bits and some balsamic glaze!
Ay yall take the doo doo out the shrimp or nah
That brisket roll? looked quite tasty and their fried foods looked alright, but a lot of those sides looked like hospital food.
This thread motivated me to look up the diner in my hometown all the "stuck up" people go to which my family won't near. I think I'll go there tomorrow.
>tfw no milquetoast asian friend to do foodie trips with
What about with a smol white man?
>smol white man and tall fat crippled white man
hmm mayhap we ever cross paths then it could so, fren
I fucking love having an adopted Korean brother. He's basically white but we can blend in Asian environments and we're both weebs.
I've been here and it doesn't feel like it would be the biggest
Most of these reviewers that aren't fat throw all this shit up after eating
yes I did
Explain this
bars have menus too
Are bars post industrial?
no they're a variation of the inn
Why is it confusing for people to imagine Amish restaurants then?
It would be really easy to slip poison into a buffet. Or LSD. That would be pretty redpilled.
Are there buffets that are actually good? In my eyes it's just slop
This one ain't bad. They have stations for carving Amish meat and actual dishs fornyou. It's not all a la carte slop
It's slop or it wouldn't be in a buffet.
>home cooking le bad because it doesn't look as good as a meal 1/5 as big that costed $30 for some asshole to plate
Home cooking is bad because of the prep work and dirty dishes. 100% of my meals are made by someone else for these two reasons. I already spend enough time working for THE garden gnomeS
Amish food is so plain that it's pointless.
That place looks absolutely fucking disgusting and the food is pure goyslop, do Amerishits really?
Watched the whole thing. TENDIES CONFIRMED!
>In 2021, the average dish at Shady Maple registered a 'significant' presence of plastic
>However, the restaurant still noted that this was well below the legal limits
Mmmm, slop!
I'm kinda surprised nobody beat his ass there for being Chinese.
>That ugly chink is gonna get diarrhea from mixing cuckadoodles with pickled eggs and deep fried goodness in creme friche.
wat
Why didn't anybody smash a plate over this Chinaman's head?