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Shady Maple Smorgasbord

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You are a homosexual. This belongs on Cinemaphile. I hope you get banned homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hmmm, it's more of a TV show than a cooking tutorial

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go here maybe once a year. It's a good experience and good food but not worth the drive (1.5 hours) and price. It's high quality and a big variety, but the thing is that pa dutch food is quite filling so most of your space is going to be spent on staples that can be found at any amish restaurant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is the food any different than just going to the five different buffets in my home town in successive weeks?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine going to golden corral but the quality is kicked up a notch, there's a bit more selection, and a few regional dishes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My biggest problem with Golden Corral was everything was seasoned exactly the same.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a ton of variety, the place is huge so you can just disappear peacefully in it, and the quality is good. Price isn’t great, but again, they also aren’t gypsies there where they charge you $15 and then rush you out the door. They charge you like $25.00 and then leave you alone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >amish restaurant
      what

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Usually it's just a farmer's market that they also sell food at and have seating

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is correct, it not bad bud needs to be in tandem with another thing to do

      Is the food any different than just going to the five different buffets in my home town in successive weeks?

      Amish have some unique food like sho fly pie and birch beer. They're fun but not like a delicacy or anything.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I can tell by looking at those full pans what that taste like, and it's filling/it'll get the job done, but it ain't the best tasting. Little twerks here and there, and those dishes are spectacular. But that's not what a buffet is about.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go after my hardest week of working out once each month. It has been a nice little routine I’m going to miss when I leave PA. Probably the only thing I’ll miss about this shithole state.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's great here you Black person

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do americans really eat brussel sprouts?
    I'm surprised.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most people just don't know how to cook them. bacon bits and some balsamic glaze!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ay yall take the doo doo out the shrimp or nah

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That brisket roll? looked quite tasty and their fried foods looked alright, but a lot of those sides looked like hospital food.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread motivated me to look up the diner in my hometown all the "stuck up" people go to which my family won't near. I think I'll go there tomorrow.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no milquetoast asian friend to do foodie trips with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about with a smol white man?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >smol white man and tall fat crippled white man
        hmm mayhap we ever cross paths then it could so, fren

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love having an adopted Korean brother. He's basically white but we can blend in Asian environments and we're both weebs.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been here and it doesn't feel like it would be the biggest

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Most of these reviewers that aren't fat throw all this shit up after eating

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes I did

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Explain this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bars have menus too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Are bars post industrial?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no they're a variation of the inn

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why is it confusing for people to imagine Amish restaurants then?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would be really easy to slip poison into a buffet. Or LSD. That would be pretty redpilled.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there buffets that are actually good? In my eyes it's just slop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This one ain't bad. They have stations for carving Amish meat and actual dishs fornyou. It's not all a la carte slop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's slop or it wouldn't be in a buffet.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >home cooking le bad because it doesn't look as good as a meal 1/5 as big that costed $30 for some butthole to plate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Home cooking is bad because of the prep work and dirty dishes. 100% of my meals are made by someone else for these two reasons. I already spend enough time working for THE israeliteS

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Amish food is so plain that it's pointless.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That place looks absolutely fricking disgusting and the food is pure goyslop, do Amerishits really?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the whole thing. TENDIES CONFIRMED!

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >In 2021, the average dish at Shady Maple registered a 'significant' presence of plastic
    >However, the restaurant still noted that this was well below the legal limits

    Mmmm, slop!

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda surprised nobody beat his ass there for being Chinese.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >That ugly chink is gonna get diarrhea from mixing cuckadoodles with pickled eggs and deep fried goodness in creme friche.
    wat

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't anybody smash a plate over this Chinaman's head?

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