>An entire year without sex!

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can relate, happened to me too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happened to me 27 times in a row.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering what ScarJo's body looks like these days I wouldn't even be mad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should of got nude in her twenties if at all

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try 25. I'm starting to think it actually won't happen. People kept insisting that it would.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      >Just wait until you hit 16
      >18
      >20
      >25
      >30
      >40
      >50

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't happen at 30 either. Either people are wrong or autism goes underestimated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      21 here. I don't even think I would be physically or mentally capable to do it if the opportunity arose.
      At this point I just plan on perusing my own interests and whatever happens happens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You still have plenty of time dude don’t doubt yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most frustrating thing is that my dad would have been an incel today.

      >average white guy drinking at a bar
      >didn't go to gym
      >no college degree
      >looks just like me

      My mom was with a friend of hers and the friend cold approached my dad on behalf of my mom. The dude didn't even have to make a move.
      Had he come up in my age, my mom would have been on her phone swiping with gigachads and my dad would have been invisible. But because he dated during the 80s he gets to pass judgement on me today as to why I'm a failure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe if you were out trying to meet someone instead of postan on 4chinz you'd have some luck TYLER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex isn't that great, a good blow job is superior.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      >Just wait until you hit 16
      >18
      >20
      >25
      >30
      >40
      >50

      You know pussy doesn't just fall on your dick, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It actually does to a lot of people. Not most people, but many don’t “try” like you think they do.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, for 8~10/10s maybe.
          You're saying you're a 1~6/10 and are just waiting for it and sad that you didn't get any? But since Chad gets it without trying (he still has to try btw, even if it is just swiping right or walking up to somebody, only women could ever hope to get with someone without doing anything at all) you should too? What's the point you're trying to make?
          >I wish I was Jake Gyllenhaal
          Yeah me too bud.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My point is that lots of people DON’T have to try so acting like achieving sex is only for “winners” or “go getters” is stupid. Far more maladjusted, immature, ugly people inside and out have sex than those who don’t.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but seems like you think sex is for winners, kinda feeling the insecurity. Fuck sex and fuck what other people say, if you didn't have it by now might as well preserve your virginity and die a saint, like my dear aunt

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're right in that sex isn't for 'winners', but wanting sex and not being able to get it is definitely for 'losers'.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trying harder doesn’t do it either though. As women say they know desperation. And if she doesn’t like you intitially then there’s no chance. Some people are just fated for more sex than others.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On a completely unrelated note, how long have you been browsing Cinemaphile?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go fuck a fatty it’s what everyone else does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a prostitute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If prostitutes are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I shagged a couple when I was eighteen and then fucked a couple girls after that. I don't know if it gives you confidence or what. Not ideal to loose it but most first times aren't romantic or magical or whatever. I did just help me stop obsessing and feeling shitty because of the lack of sex. Personally I'd feel better with a girl on my cock even if it's payed then nothing. More manly idk. But I respect a man who really doesn't need it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was 28 when I lost my virginity, there is still hope bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      20 and same. Sounds young but you don't grow after this age.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Czech Republic and buy a high end escort for $300, she’d probably be hotter than 90% of American lard ball females so feel free to brag about it when you get home.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just had sex with my wife. AMA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How fat is she?
      Be honest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty average honestly. Wish she had bigger tits.

        I can't imagine what post nut clarity feels like with another person there. Seems embarrassing.

        Nothing beats the warm embrace afterwards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine what post nut clarity feels like with another person there. Seems embarrassing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine it's kinda comfy. And the Uncle Terry felt pride were shame once was

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a sex haver, but I'd assume post nut clarity doesn't feel at all negative when there's another person there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post but clarity with my wife is just: I need to quit porn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually fine right after, but then she keeps you up with her talking and sexual demands and won't leave your house the next day and it slowly creeps up on you. You still feel accomplished, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is he bottom?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a sex haver, but I'd assume post nut clarity doesn't feel at all negative when there's another person there

      Nah man it does sometimes. Maybe it's because I'm an autist but half the time I feel awkward and don't want to be touched. Or really grossed out by the slimy gooey ness of sex

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can do that standing on my head.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one year

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 Baumbach
    8 Scarjo
    8 modern Dern
    8 lawyers
    8 this movie
    8 that it received acclaim
    Driver is a decent actor but this role sucked ass
    Shit show for everyone involved. Will obviously not be watching White Noise

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have sex for the first time this year
    >pretty fun
    >do it again with the same girl
    >feels like a chore
    >try getting my dick sucked, anal
    >not feeling it
    >try a different girl
    >it's alright but not worth the effort
    >I don't even get horny when I see a hot girl now, I just associate women with disappointment
    wtf bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gay now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means your only way to satisfaction is down low

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex sucks even when she is really hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seems like the hotter they are, the less effort they put into sex. they think laying there and being hot is all they have to contribute. the best sex i've ever had was with a 5/10. she made my dick SCREAM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low test chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just fap too much

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually don't, usually twice a week at most

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cutbros…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >africans and middle-easterners breed like rabbits while everyone else has a demographic crisis
        >blame circumcision for low sex drive
        Wormiebros....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what are condoms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly feel bad for people that haven't had truly amazing sex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one ever prepares you for how awkward sex is. I was so disappointed and bored.

        I wish I knew what that was like. Due to my experience it's not even something I can comprehend.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My sex was rubbish the first few times but even after having amazing sex it's still just a few minutes. Doesn't change the rest of your life. I was amazed though not that it felt so good but just that it felt good at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low T.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, the only thing that matters is the movement
      surf the kali yuga anon

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"The years directly after you leave highschool are some of the best years of your life"

    Do Boomers still actually believe this shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      18-21 is educationally, spiritually and maybe physically just an extension of highschool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i believed this and it somehow got worse. boomers are in some kind of denial.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    knew a girl who was in a relationship which they didnt have sex for 2 years man

    thats fucked up. i fucked her real good later to make up for that pussy ahh ex bf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shes super annoying tho so i kinda get him

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm almost to a year without sex too but I haven't been trying really

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped fucking my girlfriend because I cum so fast. She didn't seem to mind, but I enjoy a long slow blowjob instead. Somehow I last longer than way. Then I usually eat her out which I enjoy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You never leave anon. I've been on this hellsite here since 2006

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bad movie

      >Then I usually eat her out which I enjoy.
      homo

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking Col Gaddafi looking gay

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my girlfriend doesn't want to fuck without condoms but also doesn't want to fuck because I can't use condoms without losing my stiffy
    and she gets mad at me if it takes longer than 3 minutes for me to cum from a blowjob

    bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex with condoms sucks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, it honestly feels better just jacking off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That used to be the case with me but last few times I couldn't tell the difference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to put the condom on sexy like. there's an art to it. get her to kind of inch it on right in the middle of a blowjob, so it's like masturbation instead of "excuse me miss while I put on my fuck hat"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing you described is sexy. If you cant bareback and risk the kids or do it for kids you shouldnt be having sex

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Sex while intentionally blocking procreation is an abomination.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe sex is a real thing

    it's all a ruse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I agree. I can't even imagine begin something that actually happens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I agree. I can't even imagine begin something that actually happens

      Your parents had it. Why can't you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because I'm incapable of flirting/showing sexual interest without feeling as if I'm being extremely rude at the same time. Almost as if I have to hide the fact that I'm a sexual being for whatever reason

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So be rude? You'll be okay as long as you aren't a complete goblin of a man and don't do anything too crazy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So be rude?
            I actively avoid conflict, so not an option

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely pathetic. Women need you to initiate dude.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do women "need you to initiate" while also not sending out signals OR intentionally sending fake signals?

            why do women "need you to initiate" when women create all sorts of bizarre rules and expectations to prevent you from flirting with them?

            why can't women just a tell a guy she is interested in him as opposed to expecting men to be shamed or mocked for trying?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Women need you to initiate dude.
            Completely aware of that, I wish I could flirt/initiate.
            I'm incapable of flirting/showing sexual interest because it feels "out of character" like I'm not being myself. And it's not like I think girls don't enjoy being flirted with, I see other guys flirting with girls and girls even enjoying it.

            But it just that it feels absolutely wrong and turbocringe to myself whenever I try it, nothing about it feels natural or right whatsoever. In fact it feels pretty much like this pic related meme

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You better get over it anon especially if you're still in a situation where you see a lot of women. If you're past college/clubbing age then you're fucked. Hit on as many women as you can in college for practice. Don't be a creep, but talk to them and flirt with them to see where it goes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am 28 years old. Finished college long ago.
                >flirt with them
                Have you read anything what I wrote previously?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So is it in character for you to be a lonely virgin? Everyone puts on a face in different situations anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone puts on a face in different situations
                Shouldn't I actually be "myself" more and not pretend to be someone else?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God no. Don't be someone you aren't, but be a heightened version of yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty bullshit how you have a pretty short window of time for that compared to the entirety of your lifespan. It's not fair that the outcome of your life is determined by what you do during your young and immature years.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is bullshit yes, but it's also a time to play. Everyone else spends it playing and it's the appropriate time to be awkward with women. I couldn't get laid in high school to save my life since I was such a weird kid and the girls I grew up with knew that. But I managed to get laid in college fine from being around a new pool of people and learning to talk to women. I don't want to sound like some playa cause I've only slept with four women in my entire life, but three of those were in college and one since I've stuck with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you do this? Did you feel like you had to 'practice' or did you just go and talk to women at parties or bars without feeling like an immense retard?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Almost every guy has to strike out a few times and the ones that seem like they don't won't ever say it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              someone grew up without a father

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had a pretty normal upbringing with loving parents so not really. But I guess there has to be something there that I'm missing.

                Did your father teach you how to flirt with girls or?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most women are just as perverted or more than men. Women meet a new guy and then talk about who is going to fuck him, how they are going to flirt, what they think he is like in bed, etc. Men have been on the receiving end of sexuality shaming for the last decade or two so your problem is pretty common. Female sexuality has been celebrated so women are going to be far more receptive to any hint of sexuality from you than you think.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you dance around sex like it's a sensitive topic you are going to stink to women, 100% guaranteed this is the issue with half the people in this thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Women need you to initiate dude.
          Completely aware of that, I wish I could flirt/initiate.
          I'm incapable of flirting/showing sexual interest because it feels "out of character" like I'm not being myself. And it's not like I think girls don't enjoy being flirted with, I see other guys flirting with girls and girls even enjoying it.

          But it just that it feels absolutely wrong and turbocringe to myself whenever I try it, nothing about it feels natural or right whatsoever. In fact it feels pretty much like this pic related meme

          I have the same problem and you just put it into words for me.
          Maybe we just need to relax, get drunk or something...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. Get tipsy, not drunk. Do not get drunk. I never knew when to stop drinking. Tipsy people are confident and charming, drunk people are an annoyance.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Tipsy people are confident and charming
              Never understood this meme.

              I was tipsy countless times. The "drink and suddenly you'll know how to interact and magically become a charming life of the party pussy slayer" meme makes zero sense to me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It always made me more outgoing. I could make friends when I was tipsy. Girls would be interested in me. I'd fuck it up proper because I had a drinking problem.
                I remember a date, 15 years ago now iirc, we were playing pool and I was so drunk I fell over trying to take the shot. I lay on the floor, superlativly laughing because I thought it was the funniest thing ever. Obviously she was humiliated. Hell, I'd often be drunk before the dates arrived.
                It's good to help you relax, you just need to feel out for your limit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It always made me more outgoing. I could make friends when I was tipsy. Girls would be interested in me.
                If I experienced just 20% of that when I drink I'd be drunk/tipsy/druk 24/7 non stop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it could be MBTI related.
                You can see part of why I enjoyed it. Hell, I landed a job interview once from a spec e-mail because I was drunk and sent a shitpost of a letter. Meeting sober me they rejected me for not being as"fun" as I came across prior.
                You don't want to be an alcoholic. It's a sad life really

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right, it really feels like you can only be a lecherous pervert or an asexual monk, there's no in-between.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just saying it seems unbelievable that sex is actually a real thing that exists

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 22 and haven't had sex in almost 2 months. I don't know how you people do it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can all the sexhaving normal people please leave? I come here to commiserate with other losers, not feel even worse about myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes you feel any better, I am having a lot of sex these days but half the time my dick just gives up halfway through.
      I should probably stop fapping so much but all the anticipation of sex is making me horny. So now all I think of during sex is WEW I SURE HOPE I STAY HARD. WAIT WHAT'S THAT FEELING? AM I GETTING FLOPPY? SHIT.
      30+ life is pain.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be that dude. Don't do what I did either. Stuck it out in a relationship 6 years without sex. Hugely stupid and worst decision I'll ever make in my life. With a girl now who will throw it any time. There is no comparison.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never talked to in middle school
    >nothing in high school skipped prom
    >nothing in college
    >now 30 at my job and still nothing
    ah it was a lie all along these disney movies and bad advice boomers got me good they did

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible! No man, woman, or child has ever went that long!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >undesirable facial features and hideous side profile
    >pale
    >unfunny and bad at telling stories
    >baby face and neck fat even when I was below 10% body fat
    >low empathy and emotional intelligence
    >slightly autistic
    >hair is falling out
    >eczema of the scalp which no treatment has ever stopped
    >high pitched voice
    >can only grow facial hair on neck lol
    >beta as fuck and doormat
    >thin wrists and fingers even though I lift regularly
    >small calves genetically
    >head is noticeably large and box shaped to the point that people will point it out to me
    >strange interests no normal person will relate to
    >lower than average intelligence
    >moles
    >5'9"
    post your stats bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dooly?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well lets see here
      >pimples/pimple scars
      >slight gut
      >bad hairline
      >absolutely autistic cant/dont wanna carry on a conversation for more than a few mines/minutes
      >bad knee from warehouse job
      >my dandruff is toxic to my face if i slip even a little bit face breaks out
      >bullied all my life for being quiet
      >mom died randomly when i was young
      >dads a complete asshole and pretends i dont exist with his other family
      >only hobbies are gaming and watching movies
      >therapist teared up a bit when i started telling her about my life making me tear up
      >have nothing to look forward wake up everyday saying shit im still alive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>mom died randomly when i was young
        >>dads a complete asshole and pretends i dont exist with his other family
        mein bruder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shave it, lift hard, man of few words, go outside, save the therapy money for a leather jacket and beer, punch your father in the back of the head when he's not looking

        Then you will be a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks have little to do with certain innate fuckups. By all rights, I'm a pretty handsome guy in a scruffy way, good frame, 6'0, well-spoken, yet I'm still a virgin at 26 and exhibit the same problems as others itt. Awkwardness around the subject of romantic intimacy, cluelessness about relationships and making advances and all that shit. Plus I'm also mentally unstable with a chronically poor self-image of of myself, so yeah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks have little to do with certain innate fuckups. By all rights, I'm a pretty handsome guy in a scruffy way, good frame, 6'0, well-spoken, yet I'm still a virgin at 26 and exhibit the same problems as others itt. Awkwardness around the subject of romantic intimacy, cluelessness about relationships and making advances and all that shit. Plus I'm also mentally unstable with a chronically poor self-image of of myself, so yeah.

      don't be too hard on yourselves, everything will turn out fine, I guarantee

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw loving qt titcow breeding-obsessed gf with a turbo birth control implant
    >tfw I nut in her almost every day without fail and without fear

    git gud lads

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being in a relationship with a woman who doesn't feel any desire towards you is hell. It's the worst feeling in the world, like you're trapped in a cage

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You people need therapy in earnest. Or a genuine friend if you don't have the resources for therapy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You people need therapy in earnest
      No
      I will commit suicide by cop after a string of arsons
      screenshot this

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fucking tired of being a virgin bros. 30 years and not a single woman on this planet has ever wanted to fuck me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh I kind of got used to it. It is what it is.
      At this point if it happens it happens, if not who cares not the end of the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same im not sure what i did wrong i actually tried when i was younger but found as i got older i just stopped giving a fuck about it and life in general

      >>mom died randomly when i was young
      >>dads a complete asshole and pretends i dont exist with his other family
      mein bruder

      doesnt get better and its not fair but as someone thats dealt with it for almost a decade as soon as the thoughts start popping up or you feel that thing behind your back trying to pull you into the pit immediately do something you enjoy to 180 away

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've resigned myself to my romantically void fate. It's just not meant to be

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Le daily normalfag thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Failed normalfag. This place is full of ugly substance abusers that brag the instant some hog throws them a bone.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is a weird thing to say or think, since the entire goal of life is to continue, but sex isn't even that great. and no, not everyone will have it. a great many will put in no effort and bitch that it never happened, but many will also put in effort and see no success. that happens in a lot of other areas in life as well.

    all of life is just trial and error. errors are just a lot more frequent than people admit.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm scared of sex I'm a freak

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