Anakin hit the wall :(

Anakin hit the wall πŸ™

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha imagine looking like that haha

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks good for being over 40

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's more farmer than man now.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s got good hair at least, many men his age would kill for that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's receding big time. Hope he knows about fin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pls be kind πŸ™ the man has been through enough

        what are the japs saying about him?

        Post face and hairline.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Finasteride is penis killer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True, but so is age.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Okay, so I will double destroy myself then for a bit of hair πŸ™‚
            What the frick is wrong with you. Do you realise that not even viagra works after you take finasteride? What's the point of being alive if you can't even frick.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >What's the point of being alive if you can't even frick.
              I keep seeing people say things like this, the last one was more dogmatic, like 'humans purpose to to procreate' or some shit. I'm starting to think maybe I'm asexual or have the drive of a middle aged woman. I jerk off and I hookup every few years but damn some of you are obsessed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are just castrated low T "man". Good for you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Take it and see. Killed my dick for a few weeks before I stopped it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The years have been rough on Skywalker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ewan got taller?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lifts or either they're on short stairs in the first pic. Probably lifts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a horrible lightning in the second pic. Shame on Disney.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ewan continues acting, no doubt using expensive skin care products made from foreskins
      >Hayden becomes farmer, ages gracefully
      I'd say Hayden wins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hayden is a divorced single dad in his 40s. Ewan just married and bred a girl over a decade younger than him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ewan is a divorced man who abandoned his first wife and kids to breed a younger divorcee
          Kind of a toss up anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's every middle-aged man's life crisis dream.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, being 60 when your kid is 10, great dream

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, 70.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking from personal experience, being the son of an older man with his second wife was not great. Having people think my dad is my granddad gets old real quick. Sure, we were more materially comfortable, but my mom ended up cheating on my dad when he finally lost his spark.
                Meanwhile my half siblings from dad's first marriage are both first time grand parents already.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >breed 20 something yo pussy
                >kick the bucket before you have to pay for their college
                Sounds based.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe talking to Ewan again will inspire Hayden to breed some younger cutie too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ages gracefully
        he looks almost 60

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Ewan wearing makeup in the first pic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, he's guylinering like Johnny Depp and every edgy type did in the early 2000s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is a homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          M-maybe it's a Canadian thing...bros?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ewan unironically played a gay man in a movie even before homosexualry became this mainstream

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf an actor who doesn't stay young for eternity! I mean WTF DUDE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ewan looks pretty much the same

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    J U S T

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bad hair day, find a new slant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/R3067KO.jpg

      Anakin hit the wall πŸ™

      They still look 10 times better than women their age

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks fine, but that hairstyle really JUSTs him, it JUSTs everyone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the patented JUST hairstyle man, it's not fair

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is a DILF now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A dude i'd like to frick?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pls be kind πŸ™ the man has been through enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what are the japs saying about him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fakku me anakinu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's one long "Ehhhh?"

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anakin hit the wall πŸ™
    Men don't hit the wall, just their wallets.

    Hayden has been semi-retired from acting since the prequels. Living a comfy life on his royalties, and taking small role he's interested in taking.

    Looks wise, yeah, he's old(er). But it's not like he isn't pulling off the dashing 'silver fox' look that Clooney or Pitt can pull off. Hayden carries with him a certain distinguishment he should be proud of.

    Silver Fox + Star Wars Bank = a total DILF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope + Crypto won't make you rich.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He always looked older than he is, I guess that's just his face. Luckily he's still got his hair, so even if he dyes it, it still salvages his looks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, he's always had those forehead wrinkles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s raising his eyebrows

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But they are still there. They became more prominent with age.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    newbies don't know what hitting the wall means. Normally aging isn't hitting the wall. What it means is aging rapidly out of nowhere, like a woman who looks fine at 29 and like a hag at 30. See Emma Watson
    Anakin looks 40 and he is 40

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or Millie Brown 30 at 18. kek

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I look the same and I’m 25. Then again I was always hideous so it’s as annoying as it would be for someone who was once good looking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's over

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Revenge of the sith was recorded 19 years ago

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When 41 years old you reach, look as good you will not?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks 55 at least

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's turning into john schneider

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Homie, John Schneider looked young even when standing next to a 34-year-old Tom Welling. Meanwhile Hayden looks older than Ewan who IS older than him. It's over.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >same age as his Nemesis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mike's not the real sith lord

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They see me morbing...
    >They hating...

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Mel Gibson

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If actors age this bad we're fricked

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what a dead career does to you.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure he was hit by a lightsaber and burned near lava.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it would be really hot if Anakin married the Leia actress and had kids with her 10 years from now huh. haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fr no cap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit that's bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10? homie he can breed her in 4-5 years

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd still eat his ass. He looks just fine to me.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He never had it all

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not like men have to care about good looks lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      then you become bogged

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing small surgery can't fix.

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