A detective movie where no one thinks of investigating where the fuck the criminal took the photos from nor tracking down activity from his website, shit than even low quality crap like NCIS does.
I'm not trying to argue with you guys. I just want to know if any of these shows track a killer based on their seethe posts on forums like this. Like we are in 2022 and retarded boomers like Reeves think Cinemaphile is some deep part of the net that FBI isn't aware of.
> be the greatest detective in the world with the most sophisticate and powerful technology in his personal cave > get blocked by some encryption to a "sekrit club" stream that somehow hundreds of red neck on the internet manage to join and participate.
Lul
Bruce should still have access to all of it if it's something tech related, this is the same guy who ocasionally tracks down kryptonite to kill Superman with
You can see from the angle and the window frames anon. I thought it would be much more vague but some of the photos were just literally looking down from his apartment.
Because they don't say one word about it, meaning it's not on the writers mind. A good writer takes care of his plotholes as much as he can, he doesn't make a 3 hour movie with a tacked on ending. And 2 pointless Joker Cameos on top of that.
>Top tier entertainment in 2022.
If there's one thing that I want to thank Top Gun: Maverick for, it's for completely obliterating all these retarded claims about how this was going to be the best blockbuster of this year. Hopefully by the time Avatar comes around this is pushed back into irrelevance.
They think we actually like them. It's amazing these subhumans talk so much shit, bait so much, and they think we give a fuck their opinion or want them around on the websites we actually go to.
The majority of the fanbase for the film are just the twilight cunts still foaming over Pattinson so it'll fade out on its own as they move onto whatever he does next anyway.
Truth be told, this is a step backwards for Pats. He built up this persona as a serious actor and this put him back in emo pretty boy territory. The performance was so bad. It's obvious he was being given poor instructions.
That goddamn weird looking flat nosed gimp mask...who designed that and why did it get the ok? I mean he's wearing practically full body armour but has a stitched leather helm?
He wasn't exactly banking on an intelligent audience.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's ablative armor.
Are you guys all foreigners or something? You've never seen ablative armor?
Really?
We got one guy who has no grip strength whatsoever and another amazed by armor 40 years old
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're a fucking retard throwing around a term you clearly just learned...
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's 40 years old you moron lol
It was made famous in gulf War 1.
You have to be a thirdie. Why do you think we he got shot it "burned" sections away. The punisher used soft form ablation armor as well. He was getting shot and it was poofing out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Getting blasted that far back means the pellets energy didn't dissipate.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It took it in the fucking chest misstep after a 10 minute fight
>Are you guys all foreigners or something? You've never seen ablative armor?
Midwit, I'd like to see any armour that deflects machine gun fire like water droplets at close range and stop the proud white American act, you subhuman. You're defending a film where the only good politician is a negress and another mutt lectures our hero on white privilege.
You just saw it you dumbass lol. He's wearing literally tank armor on his chest and shoulders.
It's going to knock him around but it won't pierce lol
What in the hell guys. Soldiers get tagged by AK rounds all the time and don't even notice sometimes.
Jesus christ what year are you guys from.
You can get shot with plates and a vest on, you might not even notice at times.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He's wearing literally tank armor on his chest and shoulders.
You could at best argue it uses similar tech like tank armour and no soldiers don't shrugg off machine gun fire like this at close range.
https://youtu.be/cxR0i3iqlvI
If you know any lightweight armour that can do this, I suggest you call the US military because you're about to become a multimillionaire.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not the autistic anon you're replying to but vehicles usually use reactive armor where they explode upon impact to disperse the thrust of an armor piercing projectile..
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know about reactive armour dude but the tech used for tanks can't be perfectly replicated for humans, especially with the capabilities shown in the video.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I don't know what that anon is talking about.
2 years ago
Anonymous
... last post
It's based off tier 1 ablative body armor
He's got a metal tank plate ontop of a bullet proof vest.
Yes. They can just do that. Yes rangers the tier 1 guys do do this, same with the "recon" marines who have a new name.
Just fuck.
Never go to war with America if you think we can't do this, because we are.
It's too late here for this thirdie retard shit. Just fuck. How far behind us are you.
Good night.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are you an autistic nagger? Plates are only semi-ablative.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Yes rangers the tier 1 guys do do this, same with the "recon" marines who have a new name.
No, no they don't. This is now obviously a LARP. American soldiers aren't shrugging off hundreds of machine gun bullets at close range without even being pushed back.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Are you guys all foreigners or something? You've never seen ablative armor?
Midwit, I'd like to see any armour that deflects machine gun fire like water droplets at close range and stop the proud white American act, you subhuman. You're defending a film where the only good politician is a negress and another mutt lectures our hero on white privilege.
... why?
He's wear tier 1 ablative armor.
And if you can't support your own weight with one hand for a minute just what the fuck is wrong with you
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you that holding onto a bar with one hand with traction gloves on for 30 seconds is impressive
Are you that out of shape
He legitimately ate shit that blew him off his feet and unto his fall.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No he didn't. He took it too his ablative armor right in the symbol, then rolled off the rafter to buy himself time and caught himself.
Jesus dude how weak is your grip
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can't do one armed grip for a minute, I can only do up 20 tio 25 pullups before I'm gassed but I legitimately jsut saw the film. Pattinson was blasted away a large distance and yes rolled off.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah. He got fucked up, rolled for more time and grabbed something. If you can't support your own body weight for 30 seconds your grip is worse than most teenage girls no joke. Just fuck dude
2 years ago
Anonymous
You claimed a minute. One on hand. Dead hangs are easier when you got two.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He's doing for roughly 40 seconds
You are going autistic now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No no no, YOU claimed a minute on one hand as the trial. I'm not talking about the film anymore since you tried calling me out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
A minute 30 seconds go fucking nuts you autist. I'm done Jesus
Calling Affleck "fat" is cope from Pattinson fans who are insecure about their twink Batman. Here you see Affleck's body in BvS. Pattinson was closer to being skinny fat.
Sure, lmao.
Then you watch him with the suit and he looks like a dark and edgy Santa Claus unless spammed with black cgi.
You forgot his pudgy face/neck oozing from the cowl, lmao?
Besides snydershit's WW beign awful, AT would at least be billions of times better than Gagagot
That's the thing, she was considering quitting acting altogether before Snyder game with a role. What was supposed to happen is that Antje was supposed to play Wonder Woman, & Gal was supposed to play Faora-Ul. Then Gal got pregnant & to keep the deadlines, the roles have to be changed.
>she was considering quitting acting altogether before Snyder game with a role.
Just like Gadot and Momoa, and while it would have been a pity in Antje's case, hollywood would have been better for it.
Post better lines then. If something is for 14 year olds, it's The Batman. Lines like "I have become a nocturnal animal" and "I am the shadows" reek of edginess.
>Post better lines then.
The Lameman was bad too.
I don't have to settle for one of those two bad options
2 years ago
Anonymous
She has been working, but not much, & definitely not mainstream.
In fact, her last mainstream film I know of is with Gal, & she mogged her there too.
>What was supposed to happen is that Antje was supposed to play Wonder Woman, & Gal was supposed to play Faora-Ul
Tf? Faora casting was done before WW.
How is Afflack's Batman anything like Clooney? Clooney could have actually been decent too if not for Schumacher's campy direction. But Affleck is on another level. His Batman movie would have been high T James Bond-esque adventuring, with a lot of his rogues appearing like in the Arkham games. Instead we got emo Batman, black Catwoman and incel Riddler.
>Nothing in Batman Forever or even Batman & Robin comes close to that level of cringe.
2 years ago
Anonymous
HOLY SHIT. I had not seen that scene before. What the actual fuck were they thinking?! I thought Paul Dano was a decent actor before, but this is probably the most embarrassing performance in a major movie in recent memory.
It's actually unwatchably bad. I only got 45 minutes into the film until quitting after Riddler's first facetime message. I watched some clips of later scenes, and it's incredible how bad it is. Nothing in Batman Forever or even Batman & Robin comes close to that level of cringe.
He was lame, fat and didn't have a single good dialogue or scene.
Just cringe. Like Clooney. >Instead we got emo Batman, black Catwoman And incel Riddler.
Yeah, and that was bad too.
But the idea that we have to choose between unwatchable option 1 and unwatchable option 2 is retarded. If we'll get a good option I'll watch, until then I ignore
He had some great lines, especially as Bruce Wayne. "How many good guys are left, how many stayed that way", "My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all", "The world only makes sense if you force it to." Some of the best lines from Batman in any film. Just the image of him staring at the suit had more gravitas than most Batmen.
>Some of the best lines from Batman in any film. Just the image of him staring at the suit had more gravitas than most Batmen.
Sure, buddy. If you are 14yo
2 years ago
Anonymous
Post better lines then. If something is for 14 year olds, it's The Batman. Lines like "I have become a nocturnal animal" and "I am the shadows" reek of edginess.
A detective movie where no one thinks of investigating where the fuck the criminal took the photos from nor tracking down activity from his website, shit than even low quality crap like NCIS does.
>shit than even low quality crap like NCIS does.
Which episode?
I don't fucking know, i only watched like two episodes.
I'm not trying to argue with you guys. I just want to know if any of these shows track a killer based on their seethe posts on forums like this. Like we are in 2022 and retarded boomers like Reeves think Cinemaphile is some deep part of the net that FBI isn't aware of.
Like almost all of them...it's a procedural show.
But he's like the bestest Batman ever cos he's a total detective in this one!
> be the greatest detective in the world with the most sophisticate and powerful technology in his personal cave
> get blocked by some encryption to a "sekrit club" stream that somehow hundreds of red neck on the internet manage to join and participate.
Lul
Those weren't rednecks.
Bruce should still have access to all of it if it's something tech related, this is the same guy who ocasionally tracks down kryptonite to kill Superman with
>cinemasins fans baffled by kino
How do you know they didn't? The place he shot from and the place he took photos from could be different condos.
You can see from the angle and the window frames anon. I thought it would be much more vague but some of the photos were just literally looking down from his apartment.
Because they don't say one word about it, meaning it's not on the writers mind. A good writer takes care of his plotholes as much as he can, he doesn't make a 3 hour movie with a tacked on ending. And 2 pointless Joker Cameos on top of that.
but main character dressed as bat, movie good!
snyder shill still seething
BTAS shill*.
A Batman movie where Batman is a shit detective and can't throw a decent punch. Top tier entertainment in 2022.
>Top tier entertainment in 2022.
If there's one thing that I want to thank Top Gun: Maverick for, it's for completely obliterating all these retarded claims about how this was going to be the best blockbuster of this year. Hopefully by the time Avatar comes around this is pushed back into irrelevance.
Batzoomers have gone real quiet after MoM and Maverick. I have never seen a Batman film disappear from public discourse as fast as this one.
MoM?
The Marvel movie by Raimi
>MoM
Nice try mouseshill
Well..
Thirdies who hate America
Are not people you talk to about things you like
They think we actually like them. It's amazing these subhumans talk so much shit, bait so much, and they think we give a fuck their opinion or want them around on the websites we actually go to.
It's still being talked about right fucking now you insufferable retard. Multiverse of Shit isn't.
This only comes up to be mocked and laughed at and to bait the mouth breathers that actually think it was a good movie.
The majority of the fanbase for the film are just the twilight cunts still foaming over Pattinson so it'll fade out on its own as they move onto whatever he does next anyway.
Truth be told, this is a step backwards for Pats. He built up this persona as a serious actor and this put him back in emo pretty boy territory. The performance was so bad. It's obvious he was being given poor instructions.
>Pattinson Batman
>bad performance
Keked.
>these stills will SURELY explain somehow that his performance was bad
Terminate your subscription to life magazine
He does it the whole movie. Never just lets his character be cool or mystic. Always a soi boy just walking around straight into gun fire.
>Never just lets his character be cool or mystic
You don't have to lie anon, plenty of shots like that
uh uh
>Terminate your subscription to life magazine
>ugh...that sounded better in my head.
>Grrrr I'm totally Le Batman now
Pattinson did not look like he even beefed up for the role.
The Batman was kino. Bruce was literally me. Pakistan won.
Not even close. Only one there.
That goddamn weird looking flat nosed gimp mask...who designed that and why did it get the ok? I mean he's wearing practically full body armour but has a stitched leather helm?
>has a stitched leather helm?
Weirdly enough, that stitched helmet deflects bullets.
I find the batsuit being able to tank through rifle shot at point blank range makes the fight pretty lame.
Yeah. The movie is just a cavalcade of bad creative choices.
The batsuit eating a 12 gauge like that with him still having the capacity to carry his entire weight with one arm was incredibly baffling.
But him giving himself a dose of venom to keep going was pretty cool.
What's more asinine is Reeves claiming this suit is supposed to give a garage made vibe and not high tech.
He wasn't exactly banking on an intelligent audience.
It's ablative armor.
Are you guys all foreigners or something? You've never seen ablative armor?
Really?
We got one guy who has no grip strength whatsoever and another amazed by armor 40 years old
you're a fucking retard throwing around a term you clearly just learned...
It's 40 years old you moron lol
It was made famous in gulf War 1.
You have to be a thirdie. Why do you think we he got shot it "burned" sections away. The punisher used soft form ablation armor as well. He was getting shot and it was poofing out.
Getting blasted that far back means the pellets energy didn't dissipate.
It took it in the fucking chest misstep after a 10 minute fight
You just saw it you dumbass lol. He's wearing literally tank armor on his chest and shoulders.
It's going to knock him around but it won't pierce lol
What in the hell guys. Soldiers get tagged by AK rounds all the time and don't even notice sometimes.
Jesus christ what year are you guys from.
You can get shot with plates and a vest on, you might not even notice at times.
>He's wearing literally tank armor on his chest and shoulders.
You could at best argue it uses similar tech like tank armour and no soldiers don't shrugg off machine gun fire like this at close range.
https://youtu.be/cxR0i3iqlvI
If you know any lightweight armour that can do this, I suggest you call the US military because you're about to become a multimillionaire.
I'm not the autistic anon you're replying to but vehicles usually use reactive armor where they explode upon impact to disperse the thrust of an armor piercing projectile..
I know about reactive armour dude but the tech used for tanks can't be perfectly replicated for humans, especially with the capabilities shown in the video.
Yeah I don't know what that anon is talking about.
... last post
It's based off tier 1 ablative body armor
He's got a metal tank plate ontop of a bullet proof vest.
Yes. They can just do that. Yes rangers the tier 1 guys do do this, same with the "recon" marines who have a new name.
Just fuck.
Never go to war with America if you think we can't do this, because we are.
It's too late here for this thirdie retard shit. Just fuck. How far behind us are you.
Good night.
Are you an autistic nagger? Plates are only semi-ablative.
>Yes rangers the tier 1 guys do do this, same with the "recon" marines who have a new name.
No, no they don't. This is now obviously a LARP. American soldiers aren't shrugging off hundreds of machine gun bullets at close range without even being pushed back.
>Are you guys all foreigners or something? You've never seen ablative armor?
Midwit, I'd like to see any armour that deflects machine gun fire like water droplets at close range and stop the proud white American act, you subhuman. You're defending a film where the only good politician is a negress and another mutt lectures our hero on white privilege.
... why?
He's wear tier 1 ablative armor.
And if you can't support your own weight with one hand for a minute just what the fuck is wrong with you
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you that holding onto a bar with one hand with traction gloves on for 30 seconds is impressive
Are you that out of shape
He legitimately ate shit that blew him off his feet and unto his fall.
No he didn't. He took it too his ablative armor right in the symbol, then rolled off the rafter to buy himself time and caught himself.
Jesus dude how weak is your grip
I can't do one armed grip for a minute, I can only do up 20 tio 25 pullups before I'm gassed but I legitimately jsut saw the film. Pattinson was blasted away a large distance and yes rolled off.
Yeah. He got fucked up, rolled for more time and grabbed something. If you can't support your own body weight for 30 seconds your grip is worse than most teenage girls no joke. Just fuck dude
You claimed a minute. One on hand. Dead hangs are easier when you got two.
He's doing for roughly 40 seconds
You are going autistic now.
No no no, YOU claimed a minute on one hand as the trial. I'm not talking about the film anymore since you tried calling me out.
A minute 30 seconds go fucking nuts you autist. I'm done Jesus
if betman jacked off the entire time and did nothing the movie would've ended the same
Imagine the kino we could have gotten instead...
Cavill and Affleck were the only good casting choices DC made.
Cavill maybe (not really a good actor), but Fat Affleck and his sleepy eyes are a big no
Calling Affleck "fat" is cope from Pattinson fans who are insecure about their twink Batman. Here you see Affleck's body in BvS. Pattinson was closer to being skinny fat.
Sure, lmao.
Then you watch him with the suit and he looks like a dark and edgy Santa Claus unless spammed with black cgi.
You forgot his pudgy face/neck oozing from the cowl, lmao?
Are you talking about Joss Whedon's Justice League, because his neck doesn't ooze at all in BvS. He looks great.
He looks pudgy and his eyes are always sleepy.
I mean he's not terrible terrible, but he's quite bad
No, both of them were miscast too.
There's also Antje as Faora who was actually supposed to be Wonder Woman.
I could actually see her as Wondie with her hair grown out. She has that perfect steely eyed look.
Besides snydershit's WW beign awful, AT would at least be billions of times better than Gagagot
That's the thing, she was considering quitting acting altogether before Snyder game with a role. What was supposed to happen is that Antje was supposed to play Wonder Woman, & Gal was supposed to play Faora-Ul. Then Gal got pregnant & to keep the deadlines, the roles have to be changed.
Forgot to include what Gal took from everyone.
I refuse to believe that's real. I just can't.
>she was considering quitting acting altogether before Snyder game with a role.
Just like Gadot and Momoa, and while it would have been a pity in Antje's case, hollywood would have been better for it.
>Post better lines then.
The Lameman was bad too.
I don't have to settle for one of those two bad options
She has been working, but not much, & definitely not mainstream.
In fact, her last mainstream film I know of is with Gal, & she mogged her there too.
She's walled unfortunately.
>What was supposed to happen is that Antje was supposed to play Wonder Woman, & Gal was supposed to play Faora-Ul
Tf? Faora casting was done before WW.
>Clooney 2.0
No thanks. And good riddance
How is Afflack's Batman anything like Clooney? Clooney could have actually been decent too if not for Schumacher's campy direction. But Affleck is on another level. His Batman movie would have been high T James Bond-esque adventuring, with a lot of his rogues appearing like in the Arkham games. Instead we got emo Batman, black Catwoman and incel Riddler.
That prison scene with Riddler was embarassing to watch through.
SUFFERING!
>Nothing in Batman Forever or even Batman & Robin comes close to that level of cringe.
HOLY SHIT. I had not seen that scene before. What the actual fuck were they thinking?! I thought Paul Dano was a decent actor before, but this is probably the most embarrassing performance in a major movie in recent memory.
It's actually unwatchably bad. I only got 45 minutes into the film until quitting after Riddler's first facetime message. I watched some clips of later scenes, and it's incredible how bad it is. Nothing in Batman Forever or even Batman & Robin comes close to that level of cringe.
He was lame, fat and didn't have a single good dialogue or scene.
Just cringe. Like Clooney.
>Instead we got emo Batman, black Catwoman And incel Riddler.
Yeah, and that was bad too.
But the idea that we have to choose between unwatchable option 1 and unwatchable option 2 is retarded. If we'll get a good option I'll watch, until then I ignore
He had some great lines, especially as Bruce Wayne. "How many good guys are left, how many stayed that way", "My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all", "The world only makes sense if you force it to." Some of the best lines from Batman in any film. Just the image of him staring at the suit had more gravitas than most Batmen.
>Some of the best lines from Batman in any film. Just the image of him staring at the suit had more gravitas than most Batmen.
Sure, buddy. If you are 14yo
Post better lines then. If something is for 14 year olds, it's The Batman. Lines like "I have become a nocturnal animal" and "I am the shadows" reek of edginess.
>My kino, is what you... took... from me
most batman "mysteries"/problems are boring
Alfred solves all first puzzles
Penguin solves another puzzle
Riddle LITERALLY straight up gives answer to last puzzle
Batman is greatest detective in the world indeed