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He looks so annoyed to be having his picture taken lol
Absolutely zero energy
>playing the same cartoon character from a throwaway children's movie cashgrab IP adaptation into your 60s
>don't even pose in the costume, just make a face and they photoshop "your" claws in front of your face
>might as well be a voice actor
I have fond memories of seeing the original in the theater so it will always be kino to me but I think I've only seen the sequels once each and I don't even know if I've seen them all.
That's the way the character acts in the trailers. He's bordering on how he was in Logan, except I guess the mutant holocaust didn't happen so he's not turbodepressed, just tired.
>He can’t play the character different than he did in the first movie because… cause he just can’t, ok??!
That's how Wolverine is supposed to look all the time you stupid Black person
No, Wolverine should look like a vicious animal, frowning and snarling, the kind of manlet you shouldn't mess with. He shouldn't look bored and tired.
Wolverine's rarely looked like this when not fighting. Usually he just looks like this.
>here's the 6'4'' lanky aussie wolverine chud
and that's a good thing!
Let's be real there's no real human built like Wolverine and an even somewhat screen-friendly face.
literally cast zach effron
grow a beard
bulk up
done
homosexual
I think that is what they are going for with the character here from the trailers. This will be the first cape movie I've seen since Guardians 3 and the first cape movie I've seen in theaters since The Batman. I wasn't even going to see this but my friend wants to see it so whatever I'll go.
He's 200 years old and has to spend time with Ryan Reyno I mean Deadpool, why wouldn't he be annoyed
I thought Logan was dead
Alternate timeline, hence the classic yellow outfit
Somehow Logan returned.
Just put white men in the lead about characters people know and like and the movie will be a success. Why is this hard to understand?
He got better
didn't happen yet
AHHHH IS THAT TWO STRAIGHT WHITE MEN AHHHHHHHH THIS ISN’T PROGRESSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE
>STRAIGHT
I don’t care if people think Hugh is gay, the man has a gaggle of kids. He could be gay as RuPaul and he’s still more successful as a hetero man than 99% of Cinemaphile.
Deadpool is not only gay but also a troony in the movie. Script already leaked.
Lmao, Hugh is a total fruit loop.
That may or may not be true but he isn't shilling homosexualry which is all that matters. Who cares if he keeps it to himself. Lots of gay actors that are based that keep their business to themselves. "Empire" from Foundation is another one. Dudes a gay IRL but based because he keeps that shit to himself.
Ryan renolds easts little boy ass
July 26th cannot come sooner Cinemaphile!
I cannot wait. Holding out hope my boy Marsden shows up.
The guy who wrote a letter in support of Brian Peck?
Going to watch it on pirate sites when it's in theater and perhaps buy a ticket if it's good. I think my friend who doesn't know about pirating and a gen z'er will want to take me to the theater for this.
it's one of those things where if you care even just a little bit then you don't want any spoilers and will watch it asap. We'll see if it has any good legs.
How can it not?
Disney’s about to finally learn what it really means to harness THE POWER OF MANYYYYYYYYY
I thought #2 was pretty weak compared to #1 but it was still leagues ahead of most of the other crap that befouled the cinema around the same time.
>Rescues capeshit
kino
whyd it take them this long to make jackman wear the suit? looks good
The 00s trend of “not wearing the suit” started with X-men 1. But now wearing the full costume is more edgy.
>now wearing the cape is more edgy
You mean "marketable"
because hes no longer the cool biker hugh jacked man he used to be
the suit is purely to milk a dying star heading to a black hole
>>whyd it take them this long to make jackman wear the suit? looks good
Because it doesn’t. It looks like ass. They were right to avoid it.
>whyd it take them this long to make jackman wear the suit? looks good
Only because of the situation and it being ironic. Deadpool is a comedy. Context is everything.
I don't like the stripes but it's cool to see a cape shit movie embrace being capeshit.
>capeshit
such a cringe word. i always picture an obese anime-watching frick typing it out while cuddling his shit-encrusted bodypillow:
Capeshit was literally born on this very board, Cinemaphilemblerite. Now frick off back to your 3 day old homosexual husbando thread.
I prefer "capeslop" myself.
artificial
its not out yet.
sweet summer child
cope it already broke even go see it you don't want to be left out of your reddit circle!
>go woke go br-ACK
it's time to deadpool vs joker
if there was a decimal in those numbers I'd believe it.
I can't even finish the trailer.
Probably why this movie is going to be popular is because you have normies who think deadpool is just like them
>normies who think deadpool is just like them
gay?
yes chud, pegging is mainstream now and you WILL get your crust busted for Ukraine
It’s going to funny when this folops
cope & seethe
I was the first person to say that this would be massive.
Are Flopiosa fans ok?
It is to me and nothing else matters.
Money doesn't mean anything anymore.
Didn't he die in Logan. Thought that would be his last capeshit cameo for sure
This is the main villain of the film. lol
They also gender swapped more characters.
are you going to cry? are you crying right now?
What character does she play?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_Nova
Oh, she’s professor x’s twin sister. That’s pretty cool, I didn’t even know he had one.
Even if this is a success I'm not sure it's going to save all those upcoming non R-rated MCU movies full of "literally who?" characters.
oh god
this movie will make lots of money and it will postpone the death of capeshit another 5 years at least
thank god Captain Ebonica will be an epic flop and Fantastic Four will be shit.
Captain Falcon will lose so much money it will be unreal. Disney will be able to live off of the tax write off for decades.
Both Captain Zesty and Blade are already losing money BEFORE release. It's a staggering case of incompetence at the production, casting, direction and writing levels.
At least the harrison ford interviews should be hilarious, I think I'd die if he revealed how his character dies or some shit in one
intredasting
What makes this the exception from the capeshit fatigue?
Wolverine is one of the few capeshit heroes people who aren't into capeshit like. Deadpool's got a large Reddit following.
>Deadpool's got a large Reddit following.
Makes sense all in all actually. Capeshit movies have gotten kind of old but seems reddit keeps prop'n them up.
saars mr pool and the huge jacked man are making it BIG at the box office
Sars. Please check out new trailer. Completely real. Very fun.
>makes loads of money
>reinvigorates disney
>they immediately piss more money up a wall trying to force more diversity
>rather than being forced to cut their losses, they lose even more money
Wow making a straightforward film with two very popular characters is a success who would have guessed.
Capeshit can only survive through cheap memberberries.
I have never thought that, I have only ever hoped
This is going to have a huge opening weekend but there's still a few questions.
>Will it get good reviews?
Feels like critics have turned on Reynolds' smarm lately, though RT has enough geek reviewers that the movie will probably still be fresh.
>Would reviews even affect the box office?
This is the kind of movie where people just want what the title promises them, the movie being good is beside the point.
>Would disappointing cameos hurt its legs like with Doc Strange 2?
Probably not, like I said the "Deadpool & Wolverine" is what people are rolling out for, no one cares if Electra or Gambit or whoever show up.
>Is the R-rating going to limit the box office?
This is the main reason I have a hard time seeing this hitting a billion.
>Is the movie massively frontloaded by fanboys and will it drop over 60% in it's second weekend?
That remains to be seen, MCU movies are always frontloaded. Everyone goes out first weekend to avoid spoilers.
Sars here is new trailer featuring Hollywood star Karan Soni.
>movie that's not out for over a month is going to make this made up amount
They can track ticket pre-sales.
These numbers aren't just pre-sales though. It's literally just made up self justifying masturbation from big studio marketing departments and is just as often wrong as it is correct.
>This is Reddit! This is memes!
>This is Reddit! This is memes!
They can make up whatever "tracking to open" numbers they like, a tarot card reading would be just as credible.
The signs are not good, this was due out at least a year ago but had been stuck in reshoots and post production tinkering while the studio suits try to make it tick all their money sucking boxes. This process has been standard for most mcu capeshit since endgame and is part of the reason why it's all so shit.
If you want to support theaters, don't go for a couple weeks. Disney takes a massive share of the box office for the first 2 weeks and leaves the cinemas stuck trying to turn a profit off their overpriced popcorn and fountain sodas. I think that's predatory and disgusting and I will never reward it with my hard earned money.
Wonder how much they had to pay him to get him back in the suit. I'd say $20 million at least.
>I'd say $20 million at least.
Easily. Probably more. He's co-headlining.
Even if Deadpool & Wolverine succeeds, capeshit is still dying because the Deadpool movies are a satire on the genre. No more 5-6 capeshit movies released every year, ever.
AND tracking is a projection. Let's see how it plays out irl. The 239 mil domestic seems to be blatant studio propaganda.
>Even if Deadpool & Wolverine succeeds, capeshit is still dying
This.
Marvel is on life support this is just a temporary reprieve. After this it will go back to their usual 'soullessly generic and woke at the same time' crap that I won't see.
Movie has actors people actually like
Movie does well
Everyone today is fricking unlikeable.
Now account for inflation.
No, not the Biden puppet regime's offical numbers. The actual numbers.