"anon, tell the class about your favorite movie!" Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous "anon, tell the class about your favorite movie!"
Mulholland Drive, I’m sure you cretins have never heard of it *scoffs*
This but unironically.
Not for the lesbo scene, but for the theatre scene. When she fainted and the music kept playing I was shook
Always wonder how they can make photos like these. I imagigne its something like "Hey, everyone sit here and turn around and look, it will go viral!" Or is this just stock photos
>gives vague, generic answer so the class would move on
>asked to tell more about it
what was i supposed to do
>uh I-I don’t watch movies just watch tv shows on my phone
>come back after school break
>teacher makes everyone say what they did
>everyone went in holiday or some shit
>mfw when it's my time
I have nightmares about the first day in an intro class where you have to go around the room and tell a "fun fact" about yourself
Here’s a fun fact, I come from a long line of men from Kazakhstan
>tell a "fun fact" about yourself
"I'm left handed" always works for me and its not even unique
G-guys stop bullying me!
Good to have those lessons young.
I know they’re kids but they really oughta be old enough to know posting this is the cuntiest thing they could possibly do.
It's a woman thing. They never grow out of it.
>being that norwooded with glasses that young
Kid never stood a chance in life.
chud in the making
What was the real story here?
Autism V feminism.
Autism lost so the sequel will probably be chud v feminism.
lil bro either learned his lesson or shopping for AR rounds right now
What is hoco?
Homecoming, don't know the difference between hoco and prom though
so glad camera phones and social media sites weren't a thing while I was in school
You see... it's a very intriguing movie dealing with the intricacies of a male's obsession with a young teenage girl and how petite e-bois are.
I took a film class in college for an arts credit and when we were supposed to say our favorite movies I blanked. Because at that point I never actually watched any movies I was into video games mostly. So I said Pirates because it was one of my favorite porn movies and I remembered there was a popular pirate themed movie at the time. But then when they asked me why I blanked and said boobs
Conan the Barbarian. It's about a sweaty neanderthal with a big sword fighting magick. That's magick with a k. There's also snakes being used as arrows and tons of terrible special effects. I get all my opinions from youtubers.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Every other movie is shit.
Supreme Gentlemen's League (2024)
Irréversible. You guys would love it. It's French!
I don't watch TV or cinema.
A team of badasses land on a space planet to find out why a colony has gone dark. They find the planet over run with blacks. Everything is wrecked and all the people have been brutally raped and eaten. Various things happen but they eventually save a young aryan girl who has bravely evaded the blacks for months. One of the main badasses, the fit one in the knickers from the first film, makes friends with the aryan girl but a garden gnome tries to kill them both for money using a black. They are saved by the other protagonist, a white man. The garden gnome runs off and then is eaten by some other blacks.
Eventually they manage to escape to space using the badass autist they brought with them who is good at science. But Lizzo, the queen black, has followed them to space so the badass woman with the knickers from the first film kills Lizzo. Sadly the badass autist gets cut in half, but they freeze him incase they need his autism powers in the next film.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
It's about true love, but the love it hurted. The characters (two) chose the cowardly way to erase their fondly memories so it does not hurt anymore because of broke up and too many good memories about open up the heart. Dumb people go for their brain. But at the last second they manage to realize that even if it hurts, it's better to have than not.
Julie can I speak to you after class you destroyed my phone again in the parking lot
that tiktok with goyslop girl
It's funny and tense. Crass yet introspective. Each scene is fast and the pacing never bored you. Each character feels so quirky and memorable.
It's a movie that I can both laugh and feel thoughtful towards.
So there's this film called "9/11 a New Pearl Harbor" that's really good
imagine if you could cum spay their faces haha
its called overnight delivery and it stars Paul Rudd and Reese Witherspoon
Depends on what you mean
>other people are watching favourite
Life of Brian
>all time favourite, ruined most other films for me
>drunk watching favourite
XTC: This is Pop
>favourite to meme about in real life
Battle of Britain
Posts like this are why videos like this
I don't get it.
he's implying anon deserves to be bullied for his bad taste
You want to talk about JFK? Fine, lets fucking talk about JFK!
Where did you get this picture of me?
No seriously how? is it my webcam? I have tape over it did you someone reconstruct my face pixel by pixel I'm on to you fucks that's it I'm wearing a mask every time I'm in front of my computer from now on fucking glowie scum