"anon, tell the class about your favorite movie!"

"anon, tell the class about your favorite movie!"

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mulholland Drive, I’m sure you cretins have never heard of it *scoffs*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.

      Not for the lesbo scene, but for the theatre scene. When she fainted and the music kept playing I was shook

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My diary

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always wonder how they can make photos like these. I imagigne its something like "Hey, everyone sit here and turn around and look, it will go viral!" Or is this just stock photos

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gives vague, generic answer so the class would move on
    >asked to tell more about it
    what was i supposed to do

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uh I-I don’t watch movies just watch tv shows on my phone

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come back after school break
    >teacher makes everyone say what they did
    >everyone went in holiday or some shit
    >mfw when it's my time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have nightmares about the first day in an intro class where you have to go around the room and tell a "fun fact" about yourself

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here’s a fun fact, I come from a long line of men from Kazakhstan

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tell a "fun fact" about yourself
        "I'm left handed" always works for me and its not even unique

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    G-guys stop bullying me!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to have those lessons young.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know they’re kids but they really oughta be old enough to know posting this is the c**tiest thing they could possibly do.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a woman thing. They never grow out of it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being that norwooded with glasses that young
      Kid never stood a chance in life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      chud in the making

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the real story here?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autism V feminism.
        Autism lost so the sequel will probably be troony v feminism.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lil bro either learned his lesson or shopping for AR rounds right now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is hoco?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        horny wieners

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homecoming, don't know the difference between hoco and prom though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so glad camera phones and social media sites weren't a thing while I was in school

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-girlta

    You see... it's a very intriguing movie dealing with the intricacies of a male's obsession with a young teenage girl and how petite e-girls are.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took a film class in college for an arts credit and when we were supposed to say our favorite movies I blanked. Because at that point I never actually watched any movies I was into video games mostly. So I said Pirates because it was one of my favorite porn movies and I remembered there was a popular pirate themed movie at the time. But then when they asked me why I blanked and said boobs

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conan the Barbarian. It's about a sweaty neanderthal with a big sword fighting magick. That's magick with a k. There's also snakes being used as arrows and tons of terrible special effects. I get all my opinions from youtubers.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Every other movie is shit.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elephant (2003)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supreme Gentlemen's League (2024)

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Irréversible. You guys would love it. It's French!

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch TV or cinema.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A team of badasses land on a space planet to find out why a colony has gone dark. They find the planet over run with blacks. Everything is wrecked and all the people have been brutally raped and eaten. Various things happen but they eventually save a young aryan girl who has bravely evaded the blacks for months. One of the main badasses, the fit one in the knickers from the first film, makes friends with the aryan girl but a israelite tries to kill them both for money using a black. They are saved by the other protagonist, a white man. The israelite runs off and then is eaten by some other blacks.
    Eventually they manage to escape to space using the badass autist they brought with them who is good at science. But Lizzo, the queen black, has followed them to space so the badass woman with the knickers from the first film kills Lizzo. Sadly the badass autist gets cut in half, but they freeze him incase they need his autism powers in the next film.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
    It's about true love, but the love it hurted. The characters (two) chose the cowardly way to erase their fondly memories so it does not hurt anymore because of broke up and too many good memories about open up the heart. Dumb people go for their brain. But at the last second they manage to realize that even if it hurts, it's better to have than not.

    Julie can I speak to you after class you destroyed my phone again in the parking lot

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that tiktok with goyslop girl

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    American Psycho.

    It's funny and tense. Crass yet introspective. Each scene is fast and the pacing never bored you. Each character feels so quirky and memorable.

    It's a movie that I can both laugh and feel thoughtful towards.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So there's this film called "9/11 a New Pearl Harbor" that's really good

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if you could cum spay their faces haha

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its called overnight delivery and it stars Paul Rudd and Reese Witherspoon

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what you mean
    >other people are watching favourite
    Life of Brian
    >all time favourite, ruined most other films for me
    Stalker
    >drunk watching favourite
    The Aristocats
    >favourite documentary
    XTC: This is Pop
    >favourite to meme about in real life
    Battle of Britain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Posts like this are why videos like this

      G-guys stop bullying me!

      are necessary.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's implying anon deserves to be bullied for his bad taste

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legally Blonde

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want to talk about JFK? Fine, lets fricking talk about JFK!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you get this picture of me?
      No seriously how? is it my webcam? I have tape over it did you someone reconstruct my face pixel by pixel I'm on to you fricks that's it I'm wearing a mask every time I'm in front of my computer from now on fricking glowie scum

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