Anon, what would you say... ya DO here?
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I'm the palindrome poster on the Avatar: The Way of Water countdown threads.
….I drive.
Nothing. I’m a risk manager. I’d probably be the one sending the bobs over there.
get high, watch cartoons, chillax, do a little work here and there, get paid
work from home is the best
I've been purposefully showing up to my job and giving it zero effort for months now hoping they'll fire me and I can go on unemployment and they wont do it. I dont fricking get it just fire me you normie homosexuals
Same, it's sort of incredible. Problem is there are at least two other people I can think of in my department even more incompetent than I am and I don't think they'll can all three of us at once. Employers are absolutely starved for warm bodies right now and don't want to go through the hire/training process if they can help it. Enjoy coasting while you still can.
Where do you guys work? I just graduated
the minimum effort you can get away in some jobs, particularly if at some point you were good/productive, is insane
company just hired a guy that shows up high, on his lunch break smokes some more and comes back. he gets zero work done, then my boss expects me to do their job for them. I haven't done jack shit ever since, i spend most of the day on Cinemaphile
You will never be fired till winter as during summer no zoomer will work when they can claim welfare and smoke weed on the beach
I sniff the female coworker's seats and jerk off.
I shitpost while chain smoking cigarettes and waiting to die
im a FRICKING animator
a lot of things that you cannot do because you're dumber than me
I repost Sneeds and Sneed accessories
I take long bathroom breaks. I can't even begin to describe the satisfaction I feel taking a big shit knowing the company paid me to do that.
>not preferring to take a nice, relaxing, private poopy at home
I will never understand this
usually i prefer shitting at home, but if it know it will be messy i let the jannies clean it up
It's about making the company pay you to take shit.
>boss makes a dollar , I make a dime thats why I shit on company time
my company has a big fancy boardroom where the big dicks hold meetings with big clients, 99% of the time it is empty. it also has the fanciest toilets in the entire building, feels so fricking good taking quiet luxury shits for 20 minutes bro.
currently have a big dump brewing. Said I'd be leaving early to get some shit done this evening for my trip tomorrow.
Gonna lay a fat set of logs and take off pretty soon here.
When I had shitjobs that paid me for my time like being a cashier or call center agent, it was far more satisfying. I have a "get your work done" job now, so the shirking of duties isn't nearly as egregious as it once was
I talk about movies instead of watching them AMA
Jennypost mostly.
Yeah, Jannie, let me ask ya a real quick question here.. How much time would you say you spend each week dealing with these frogposters?
I HAVE SHITPOSTER SKILLS! I AM *GOOD* AT DEALING WITH SHITPOSTERS!
I dont leave until i make a sale