Okay. I'm gonna go to the theater to see this, and I'm gonna start jacking off when the sexy ladies show up, and if I get into trouble for it I'm going to find you and jack off onto your face while you're sleeping.
>the truck that hits her EMT boss' ambulance was speeding towards a river when the aerial pan away shot happens >the black guy on the subway train saying "New York is crazy right now" is typing on a smart phone or some modern mobile device >film is set in 2003, iPhone isn't out until 2007 and PSP isn't out until 2005
They can rush it all they want. I will never go see any of it. They’ve gone on for too long making movies that are anti-white propaganda. I’m never coming back.
>Rothman's 4 >No Way Home redux >Replacing Jon Watts (you don't want an inconsistent vision, even if you don't like him. look at Justice League) >Shitty script that makes no sense >Based cinematography and score >Extremely superficial but badass movie moments >Symbiote confirmed >Another installment of the Morbius saga >At least an attempt at sincere storytelling, even if just to sell toys (Ben Affleck Daredevil)
>Feige's 4 >Essentially just She-Hulk 2 >Random cameos that aren't filmed or written as memorable moments >Team of Rick & Morty and SNL screenwriters >Zendaya >No symbiote (probably getting the Scorpion treatment) >Villain is Kingpin (great in the comics, no established reason in MCU for Peter to give a single frick about him or vice versa besides Daredevil) >Screenplay will be incredibly stupid, trying to be semi-political and overly jovial, with no sincerity
>At least an attempt at sincere storytelling, even if just to sell toys (Ben Affleck Daredevil)
This is how I know you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Even if it’s true. Why wouldn’t we just wait til we can torrent and screencap. Not that any of these women are attractive enough to go out of the way to do that.
>>anti-woke >>has girls in sexy skin showing outfits
LMAO they appear in only 3 minutes in a two-hour movie and you barely see them, because they are in a dark room, strategically to never show them, no ass shot, no memorable moment of action, they are not attractive at any time in the movie, the director made a point of hiding Sydney's breasts, the story is horrible next time Sony, follow the comics do not change ethnicity and make the movie for men who are the real consumers of this genre
It would've earned a billi by now if they had boob windows, exposed tummies, exposed thighs and a scene where one of them steps out of the shower and we see them tastefully naked from behind.
This, I love Miss Spiderweb now. Gonna watch the trailer now, hopefully it defends my conservative values of hating trannies and cancelling Khamas lovers.
>Sony has been watching Disney usurp the competition to get Marvel rights back >Know they are next >great idea >devalue the Spider-man brand so hard that it''ll be worthless by the time Disney gets it
This doesn't really look any better or worse than other slop like spiderverse to me, but collective is convinved that this is a terrible movie and the spiderverse is a masterpiece. I feel like I'm too old for mainstream entertainment now.
>"May we see said sexy skin showing outfits?"
>"...no."
there's a seen where the main girls are showing their thighs and tummies and dancing for men on a table at a diner
>seen
they're dancing for black men
>there's a seen
>seen
Average capeshit enjoyer
Thanks I'll watch it for free on youtube in a few weeks on a channel unaffiliated with m*rvel.
>thighs and tummies
scum, thats what you are. useless scum
probably a disgusting pedophile too
SHE WAS ONLY 30 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
only pedos and trannies and pedo trannies use the word 'tummy'
SIRS
>do not redeem tummy kino sirs
>Seen
Like I be seen those women's thighs and tummies
>seen
>a seen
SAAAAARS JUST WATCH DE MOOBIE
Since when WB pajeets are allowed to shill for Sony too?
If I needed more Dakota nudie, I'd rewatch 50 shades
>anti-woke
Sort of true. Dakota and Sidney are not popular with non-white women on twitter, lol.
>if
More Dakota nude is always welcome.
Attractive women never are
Nobody hates women more than other women
BOOBA
Okay. I'm gonna go to the theater to see this, and I'm gonna start jacking off when the sexy ladies show up, and if I get into trouble for it I'm going to find you and jack off onto your face while you're sleeping.
It wasn’t THAT bad…
>t. saw it last night in an empty IMAX theater
bruh shes ZONKED
Madame Web doesn't need a film. She was an old woman that sometimes helped Spiderman. Barely a side character
Look at that honker
Kys coomer.
>controversial pop culture thing! guys look at thing!
golem cattle
I literally was jerking in the theater to this
There's nothing to even see. You baited me.
it is really clunky at times, but I actually enjoyed the way she used her powers and the main plot was fine. The mistakes are glaring tho
>the truck that hits her EMT boss' ambulance was speeding towards a river when the aerial pan away shot happens
>the black guy on the subway train saying "New York is crazy right now" is typing on a smart phone or some modern mobile device
>film is set in 2003, iPhone isn't out until 2007 and PSP isn't out until 2005
Dakota Johnson to her agents.
>anti woke
>main character is a woman
now we're gonna get a year of a small number of you gays saying its actually kino.
No we're not. Marvel isn't going to send shills here for a while year. After a week you will never hear of this movie again.
Same thing with Dune. You never hear a peep about this shit until digital release or a sequel.
Remember when all of a sudden out of nowhere everyone was all excited about the last reboot of predator and then never again.
Lady reboot*
They can rush it all they want. I will never go see any of it. They’ve gone on for too long making movies that are anti-white propaganda. I’m never coming back.
I hate this lil homie like you wouldn't believe
What phenotype is this?
doughy israeliteboy, Eric Wereheim style
Awesome show.
Great job.
Witch / witch killer
>Rothman's 4
>No Way Home redux
>Replacing Jon Watts (you don't want an inconsistent vision, even if you don't like him. look at Justice League)
>Shitty script that makes no sense
>Based cinematography and score
>Extremely superficial but badass movie moments
>Symbiote confirmed
>Another installment of the Morbius saga
>At least an attempt at sincere storytelling, even if just to sell toys (Ben Affleck Daredevil)
>Feige's 4
>Essentially just She-Hulk 2
>Random cameos that aren't filmed or written as memorable moments
>Team of Rick & Morty and SNL screenwriters
>Zendaya
>No symbiote (probably getting the Scorpion treatment)
>Villain is Kingpin (great in the comics, no established reason in MCU for Peter to give a single frick about him or vice versa besides Daredevil)
>Screenplay will be incredibly stupid, trying to be semi-political and overly jovial, with no sincerity
So the lesser of two evils.
>At least an attempt at sincere storytelling
Honestly kys.
>At least an attempt at sincere storytelling, even if just to sell toys (Ben Affleck Daredevil)
This is how I know you don’t know what you’re talking about.
>making so much spiderman slop without peter parker even existing
what the frick is sony even thinking
>has girls in sexy skin showing outfits
for about 5 seconds, right?
Even if it’s true. Why wouldn’t we just wait til we can torrent and screencap. Not that any of these women are attractive enough to go out of the way to do that.
>>anti-woke
>>has girls in sexy skin showing outfits
LMAO they appear in only 3 minutes in a two-hour movie and you barely see them, because they are in a dark room, strategically to never show them, no ass shot, no memorable moment of action, they are not attractive at any time in the movie, the director made a point of hiding Sydney's breasts, the story is horrible next time Sony, follow the comics do not change ethnicity and make the movie for men who are the real consumers of this genre
This movie is truly great
It's a reporter trying to get a statement you dickhead. It's a critique of paparazzi and hawkish journalism
Somebody saw the movie and is upset
>I-it's supposed to be bad! It's ironic p-parody!
It's a little bit of Charmed, with a pinch of Final Destination, thrown into a microwave and cooked on high to Hulk 2003.
So it's a little bit of shit with a pinch of shit cooked on high to shit
her primary care physician looks like THAT?
It's a new kind of marvel movie that must be seen on the biggest screen. 9.5/10
It would've earned a billi by now if they had boob windows, exposed tummies, exposed thighs and a scene where one of them steps out of the shower and we see them tastefully naked from behind.
Lying doesn't work here, OP.
It's a new kind of marvel movie that must be seen on the biggest screen. 9.5/10
Can’t wait until this dies off between theater release and digital release and the after that never again.
I'd go to jail for things I'd do to Sydney...
>8 KB
You should go to jail for that pic, pinche huevon
Give her ant bites?
i don't get it, if they don't wear the fricking costumes, what the frick happens in this movie?
A bunch of bullshit
not much
I wanna web on moner's lil tummy so bad bros
>has girls in sexy skin showing outfits
Yeah for all of five seconds in a fantasy sequence at the end.
post pics
she posts tiny bikini pics on insta
is that all?
Pretty much.
would make wife
he's talking about the table dance scene
Conservasisters.... OP brings up a good point. We have to like this now to own the commies and bring freedom back to the USA
This, I love Miss Spiderweb now. Gonna watch the trailer now, hopefully it defends my conservative values of hating trannies and cancelling Khamas lovers.
>anti-woke
why does it look like diverse Charlie's Angels, then?
>has girls in sexy skin showing outfits for 40 seconds
Fixed.
>Sony has been watching Disney usurp the competition to get Marvel rights back
>Know they are next
>great idea
>devalue the Spider-man brand so hard that it''ll be worthless by the time Disney gets it
>>has girls in sexy skin showing outfits
ugly ass liberal b***hes like always current years homosexual shit.
frick your astroturf
This doesn't really look any better or worse than other slop like spiderverse to me, but collective is convinved that this is a terrible movie and the spiderverse is a masterpiece. I feel like I'm too old for mainstream entertainment now.