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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White Christmas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White Cuckmas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le human consciousness in computer
      reddit episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every episode is a reddit episode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are moronic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They’re all pretty good. Except the last season was ridiculously dissapointing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to count the shitty ones. My favorites are
      >pig episode
      >young dude filmed while jerking off
      >girl seeing panda symbol everywhere
      >San Junipero (shut up, the feels were great)
      Bandersnatch and that social credit episode fricking sucked.

      >good
      The National Anthem, Fifteen Million Merits, The Entire History of You, Be Right Back, White Christmas, USS Callister, Arkangel

      >alright
      Rachel Jack and Ashley Too, Nosedive, Playtest, Shut Up and Dance, Crocodile, Black Museum, Striking Vipers

      >meh
      San Junipero, Men Against Fire, Hang the DJ, Hated in the Nation

      >shit
      White Bear, The Waldo Moment, Bandersnatch, Smithereens

      >i don't even remember this episode
      Metalhead

      they're all shit except for the first one, the white christmas one, and the star trek one. frick off nutflix shills

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's easier to count the shitty ones. My favorites are
    >pig episode
    >young dude filmed while jerking off
    >girl seeing panda symbol everywhere
    >San Junipero (shut up, the feels were great)
    Bandersnatch and that social credit episode fricking sucked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >San Junipero
      This one's my favorite because I like happy endings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >happy ending
        Is it, though?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For a Black Mirror episode, yeah.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Living forever as a ship of theseus AI in VR is unironically based

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >good
    The National Anthem, Fifteen Million Merits, The Entire History of You, Be Right Back, White Christmas, USS Callister, Arkangel

    >alright
    Rachel Jack and Ashley Too, Nosedive, Playtest, Shut Up and Dance, Crocodile, Black Museum, Striking Vipers

    >meh
    San Junipero, Men Against Fire, Hang the DJ, Hated in the Nation

    >shit
    White Bear, The Waldo Moment, Bandersnatch, Smithereens

    >i don't even remember this episode
    Metalhead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>i don't even remember this episode
      >Metalhead
      isn't that the one where the wholesome boston dynamics doggo chases a woman around for 45 minutes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which is actually a good episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was aesthetically pleasing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute garbage taste. Take a shower.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bandersnatch and Smithereens shit
      >Arkangel good
      What the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Arkangel
      youre cracked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Rachel Jack and Ashley Too
      >Alright
      gayposter

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up and dance as the average Cinemaphile poster can self insert with the nonce.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE ONE WHERE THE HUMANS TURN INTO COMPUTAS
    MENTAL INNIT

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the british episodes were alright

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOT IF

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I decided to introduce my family to this show on an episode I hadn't seen. Turned out to be the one where two guys frick each other in VR

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nosedive, because of mindbroken Bryce Dallas Howard

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if your phone was your soul

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the white guy gets cucked and technology is just super duper wacky, oh golly gee chucks
    There, saved everybody [the actual number] seasons.
    Of all the bullshit the worst episode is by far White Bear, it's just a negress screaming for an hour.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shut Up and Dance stands far above the others in how kino it is. Even if there are a lot of other great episodes, this one is definitely the best.
    Also if anyone suggests that San Junipero is even remotely a good episode I'll assume you're a troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Shut Up and Dance
      It's nice but the concept is genuinely moronic.
      All he had to do was... nothing. All they got is a video of him whacking off. He could easily defend himself totally not wanking off to cp and say they're making shit up.
      Plus, he could mention that they have a video of him doing sexual acts while him being underage thus they themselves have cp, technically.
      Just say you got hacked downloading minecraft and some weirdo hackers are blackmailing you with it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit always sticks. There's no plausible deniability in real life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except that in real life, a guy like Kenny would probably freak out so much at the idea of his secret being revealed that he would probably do everything the hackers asked him to so that it would go away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think the problem was that it wasn't just cp, it was specifically his sister.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where are you getting that from?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Subtle hint in the very beginning. He's gapping directly after interacting with his sister. Not that Anon.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WUT IF YA TOASTER WUS YA DAD?????

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Entire History of You
    kino, peak of the show
    >The National Anthem
    iconic episode + kino
    >nosedive
    kino
    >One Million Merits
    stands out as a good setting, not quite kino but close

    >every other episode
    hack trash, rehashes of a previous episode, edgy crap, incoherent storyline, what if ya phone was a zombie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, Shut Up and Dance is also a good thriller with a genuinely shocking twist. i'll add it to the not quite kino but close.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      National Anthem is moronic if you think about it for more than 2 seconds, but yeah it's pretty iconic and very fitting as a first episode to hook you in.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White Christmas and Playtest were my favourites

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fifteen Million Merits is a good and thoughtful episode.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Enhances your kino

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    white christmas:
    >wot if you were in a computer
    white bear:
    >wot if you were in a cheap walking-dead knock-off
    san junipero:
    >wot if you were in a computer [the second time]
    arkangel:
    >wot if your eyes was a computer [the second time]
    be right back:
    >wot if your boyfriend was a computer
    uss calister:
    >wot if you was in a computer [the third time, but now its also le reference to a different tv show]
    playtest:
    >wot if you was a redditor

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >half is degenerates shit tier
    >half is dystopia horror predictive programming

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this recently funnily enough but skipped the last season and Bandersnatch. White Christmas, Playtest and Nosedive were my top 3. Episodes are pretty hit and miss.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 1
    All
    >Season 2
    White Christmas
    >Season 3
    Nosedive, Shut up and Dance, Hated in the Nation
    >Season 4
    USS Callister, Crocodile, Hang the DJ, Black Museum
    >Season 5
    Smithereens

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