>Any European film
>Mandatory 5 minutes long sex scene
For what purpose?
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>Any European film >Mandatory 5 minutes long sex scene For what purpose?
>Any European film
>Mandatory 5 minutes long sex scene
For what purpose?
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luv big booba, simple as la
Sex is good
bobs
cursed apu
this is a sfw board dumbass
OH NO
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Who is she?
Miriam Giovanelli
>Miriam Giovanelli
Thank you anon
imdb says you see her lips but aznude shows her clothed.
i am temporarily defeated
>2022
>not using boobpedia
european films tend to be about the human condition and not the superhuman condition, and the human condition involves sex and intimacy
>human condition involves sex and intimacy
Guess that makes me a 26 year old subhuman
it unironically does, but you can still choose to become human anon. Above all first try to be physically fit
I'm already Cinemaphile I have abs and can do 1/2/3/4. I have a job with a future that makes me decent money. I have male friends who I'll do things with like go to concerts with or go skiing or surfing or whatever. I don't know any women and I don't really know how you make them want to have sex with you. I go on these apps like Hinge and get matches but they almost always ghost me. If I do make it to a first date all of the ones I'm actually interested in ghost me or they keep pushing off the next date as a clear way to signal it's not going to happen. I don't understand where you meet girls who actually want to meet you.
Through your male friends, unless they're all like you too. I avoided women because I have a lot of trust issues and a slight disdain for women in general so I don't have the exact same issues as you, but I met a good woman through one of my friends. I would never bother with a complete stranger without someone vouching for them
what if you don't have any friends either?
Then you better figure out how to change yourself as a person
so it all comes down to trashing all your interest, for what the others like?
What are your interests? Shitposting on Cinemaphile? Watching le kino which is just anime, movies and tv shows? Playing video games?
do they matter?
What are yours?
It sounds like you're expecting women to be much less passive than they actually are. During initial courtship, a woman won't exactly "want" sex from you, they'll just let you have sex once you demonstrate enough value, whether emotional, financial, whatever. It's not like women expect to get off and orgasm the first time you have sex, it takes time for you to sexually sync up properly. Just assume a woman is going to be completely passive and that she's interested until proven otherwise. Don't let assumptions get in the way. One word or late replies can mean anything, but a reply is a reply and so is a green light. I've made things happen with women like this and women say I'm a really nice, great guy - I just also know how to pair that with initiating sex. Stop jerking off if you can, if you're also actively trying to date, your sexual energy will compel you to try to make something happen with the woman. If you've been a virgin your whole life as a man, you've probably never learned to be comfortable with initiating physical touch. It really is something you just have to do first as a man. No woman is going to just lay you down on a bed and bang you. They expect you to do it, because that's what other men do for them and so they're "lazy" in that way. Just keep in mind the fact that nearly all the women you date are not virgins. They know what's up. They know you want sex. It's okay to be sexually motivated and try your luck as long as you can handle a no, and if you can handle that no with grace, it's likely to turn into a yes if you're patient and just wait one more date.
>good advice on Cinemaphile
It's time to leave.
I don't understand what I have to show them to make them let me have sex with them though. I try to talk about how I have certain hobbies that people seem to think are interesting normally, and I have a job, I go to concerts and do things with my friends, etc. I don't jerk off a whole lot anymore, maybe once a week or so just to clean the pipes. I've gone longer but it doesn't seem to change anything.
When I say that I've had girls keep cancelling I mean like 3 or 4 times in a row over the course of a couple weeks before I just stop texting them because they clearly don't want to meet. And a lot of times it's for shit like going to the gym, because they're not even willing to change what time they go to the gym to go on a date. Usually they just ghost though. I had a date with a girl today that I made last week. I didn't text her over the weekend because I had nothing to say then when I texted her yesterday to confirm she never responded. The last girl I met on a date ghosted me after it too. She was playing with her hair the entire time and laughing I thought it was going well but at the end she went in for a hug and I pecked her on the lips, maybe that's why..
I'd say maybe like 1/3 of my male friends are like me. None of them have platonic female friends though. Some have gfs and a few times different ones have tried to set me up with a friend or something but it never works out. One stood me up the second time I was going to meet her after I hooked up with her when we went out before that but she wouldn't go home with me. Another moved away just as I was going to meet her. Another got too drunk the first time I met her and then after that she didn't want to see me again because she was still getting over her bf or whatever. It never works out. The only place I've ever gotten dates in my life is on Hinge or Bumble and it never goes past the 1st date except one girl who I already knew and messed things up with before she moved away too.
You should work on your social skills. I'm a manlet and can get laid easy if I want to. Nowadays I get bored talking to roasties and it's a huge turn off talking to a stupid girl. The smart ones are fun.
How? Where do you meet girls to talk to? I keep going on dates but it never leads anywhere. I don't understand what is socially expected of me in order to get a girl to like me. Usually something like this you could just kind of watch what other people do to get an idea but there's no way to do that with this. You can't just shadow 2 people on a date.
Idk man, I've just chalked it up to women are fricking stupid. They must live out entire relationships in their heads after meeting someone for the first time. I used to get get puss in grade school, but dating as an adult is obnoxious. I'm decently attractive, have a great job, nice car, fancy degree, all of that shit. I go out with these girls to nice places, laugh, have long conversations, engage in a little physical contact like a hug or a kiss, they say something like omg I had such a great time! text/ call me! Then they damn near ghost me. Shit just boggles my noggin. Guess you just gotta act like a frickin dick and stop trying to connect with them.
What if I just rape then? I'm a subhuman for not having had sex but I'm not if I have sex even if it's through rape???
Nah, you're definitely subhuman if you rape. However if you GET raped you're human, so my advice to you is to go to the park late at night and just let things happen
Not going to lie, possibly but there's a good chance you're just a product of today's socially stunted society and could do something about that by gradually socializing
I was getting there, having a job made choosing to not be with people more difficult which was a big help.
But covid deleted all that progress and now my job is entirely remote, and now I'd need to do it myself which I have never really figured out how to do.
>rapists are more human than incels
>rapists are more human than incels
Wait you're saying you're not currently in a relationship or you've never done it?
I'm a virgin. I fingered a girl once though and she jerked me off but not to completion. So I guess one girl has touched my dick, and I touched a vegana once.
>playing dumb to rub it in his face
dick move
>Humans have SEX, man, they have sex! You can't portray life if I can't watch actresses dry hump each other... that's what I pay them for-- I mean, it's about capturing real life, man! I can't stop thinking about sex, maaan!!!
- anonymous European director
Kek
Europe has not yet been converted to be sex-hating feminists yet. They sure are trying though.
>sex-hating feminists
feminists are the one pushing total sex positivity at all costs and the consequential degeneracy that brings. not a coincidence that all of the trannies bursting out of /lgbt/ started off as porn addicted coomer losers like you.
>feminists are the one pushing total sex positivity at all costs and the consequential degeneracy that brings.
Based feminists
>For what purpose?
To make everyone uncomfortable I think, the sex scenes in James Bond movies were done best, just a kiss and a good rogering off screen, then breakfast with the actress scantily clad.
Europeans are spiritually vacant liberal degenerates, therefore they only focus on material matters. This is why they obsess over the human body more than other cultures. They can't tell engaging stories about higher values and transcendence so they just put dicks and breasts in all their movies.
You're seriously going to make up this dumb shit when American film and television is filled with the exact same smut? You will never be European. You will never be white.
American cinema doesn't have nearly as much sex and nudity as Europeans, what are you talking about? Shows like Game of Thrones and Euphoria are exceptions. Meanwhile Europeans quite literally put pornography in their own films because they think it's "art" like Nymphomania and Blue is the Warmest Color
Kek, how many European films are about something that transcends humanity? They don't deal with life, death, mortality, divinity or religion anymore. If you want that shit then watch Bergman or Bresson, not these perverted atheists who make low-tier arthouse
t. guy who has seen less than 10 european films made in the last 5 years
>They can't tell engaging stories about higher values and transcendence
Lol, you don't even watch films if you actually believe this.
as always satan tellling the truth, they were not even able to come up with a decent religion that they had to borrow a desert manual
Sadly accurate.
>anon posts the lowest-tier trash that most people disliked, produced by a small group of people like Seth Rogan
>thread is about sex in mainstream, subculture-defining europoor filmmaking
Based satan spitting facts. Anon really got assblasted by those two lines huh?
those are cultural landmarks in america bro
Seth Rogan is popular
>nitpick some random euro arthouse as proof of euros being degen
>do the same for america, only with actually popular films
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this
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You posted a movie that is about friendship being more valuable than sex.
GRIPPING commentary!!!!
Doesn't matter, we're talking about sex being apart of the culture
amerimutt moment
this confuses and enrages the american or possibly raghead
>this kills the europoster
Eurobros...
>Europeans are spiritually vacant liberal degenerates, therefore they only focus on material matters
Americans are the most vapid materalists on earth. Is it opposite day in fat land?
BASED. Eurangutans BTFO
holy shit, euros btfo. look at all the butthurt in those replies.
>"y-you guys make teenage stoner comedies that feature sex! HAH! checkmate!"
>unpauses their 12 minute sex scene in a supposedly serious character drama
Is this a joke
America is the most soulless homogeneous slave country and ita not even close
Even in places like Korea and Russia at least they actually have culture and history despite the lack of human rights. America has literally nothing, pumps out the worst media to evert country in the world, enforcing its mediocrity as the standard for world culture
Because why the frick wouldn't you? European women are beautiful, why wouldn't you want to film them having sex. Why would that be so hard to understand?
>muh libertine decadence
>what do you mean, "values?" is that a sex position?
>values
>muttmericans
such delusional morons
"values" aren't a sex position for thin people. They're... how do I explain this to someone like you? They're like thoughts about good and bad, that guide behavior, reaction, and conduct.
Hope that helps, anon.
>Mandatory 5 minutes long sex scene
Yeah I hate this shit. I am fine with an "aftermath" scene where it is implied that they just had sex but if they actually have a sex scene I am immediately dropping the film.
If I wanted to see sex I would have watched porn.
I really don't understand what the added benefit is to including a sex scene. It only leads to awkward moments when you're watching it with your parents or with people you're not comfortable watching a porno with.
Seeing porn is not seeing "real" sex though, just stuff that's orchestrated carefully for the camera. Arthouse sex is more honest to what sex is actually like even if no actors are penetrated on camera
Still though why do I have to see it? What purpose does it serve? What does it add to the plot?
Depends on the context you autist
>Depends on the context you autist
No it doesn't. Everything plot-relevant that would have happened during a sex scene could also just have been done in a non-sex scene.
Not an argument
>No it doesn't
So you're moronic, should have guessed
truth-pilled right here
So? Are arthouse bathroom scenes more "honest" to what peeing is actually like? Is that a reason for me to watch someone sit on the toilet for five minutes? No. Just because it's more "real" (which, if you've seen Blue is the Warmest Color, you know it isn't always "real") doesn't mean it has any value as a part of a film.
Sex exists. People have sex. None of these are reasons to film it and put it in a movie.
Sex is intimate. Showing it on a screen to strangers is inherently antithetical to intimacy. It devalues and trivializes sex. These are horny, immature films made by horny, immature people to appeal to a shallow audience who need sexual titillation to make the experience of watching the films worthwhile.
Does the Dollars Trilogy even have women in it for there to be a sex scene?
yea, there's a rape in the second one.
European use sex in movies the same way american use gunfight.
Americans don't throw action gunfights into romcoms or social dramas. They put gunfights in action films. You're basically saying that Europeans make porn while Americans make action films.
uhh cause human beings have sex? touch grass, incel
>tfw you ascended from humanity and sex doesn't interest you anymore
Yeah humans also poop and pee but they never show that on film now do they moron.
ill peepee and poopoo on you
to make Shartmerican puritans seethe
>to make Shartmerican puritans seethe
So you're a degenerate?
There's no reason for most of these scenes anymore. There's porn if you need it.
It's a right of passage for a lot of young starlets in Europe. It's a lot of the same type of people making the movies in Europe as in Hollywood. I'm sure the casting couch is terrible.
So you think people are either puritan or degenerate?
>american puritanism (english originated) is the opposite of degenerate
you start seething at the sight of your own family members in underwear. the fact you can even be reminded of sex at the sight of a family member only tells me it is YOU who has some self reflection to do
You know most Europeans don't like the trampling of family values anymore than Americans, right? You're a niche subculture. Stop acting like you speak for an entire continent, homosexual.
>Still though why do I have to see it? What purpose does it serve? What does it add to the plot?
Because we can and do have sex for at least 5 minutes unlike you obese mutts
in france they think it filters out the plebs, I guess they are right
Americans make mainstream content.
Other western film industries are in competition with Hollywood, and they can't compete in size, budget, or talent. So they occupy weird niches and subcultures that Hollywood doesn't want to touch. The European film is degenerate softcore pornography because that's the niche that Hollywood left for them.
>The European film is degenerate softcore pornography
It's actually not. I've stopped watching US movies for 2 years now because I had enough of the gay and Black person agendas. I've seen way more bizarre things in asian cinema to be honest.
Spanish cinema has lots of great thrillers for instance. I can tell you dozens of great tier movies that don't feature even a kiss. European movies being degenerate is a big meme coming from niche films that became famous such as Emmanuelle 14 or whatever and that German movie witg the gross redhead chick that only thinks about sex. There are many American movies like that too though, most of the Sundance selection for starters.
>For what purpose?
Sex is a relatable experience that causes the viewer to quickly empathise and invokes an emotional response which is the point of most art.
She's not even fat WTF, like a waterbed lool. This is rude.
the frick is this shit
He has to get on top because he's a pussy and is suffocated by her boobs.
Written by the spanish ministry of culture, true story
*minister, duh
Angeles Gonzalez-Sinde if you dont believe me
I don't get it how is he tickling her all he's doing is squeezing her stomach
>this counts as "fat" in Europe
Who are the horniest European filmmakers? Besides the Eternal Fr*nch, obviously
italians are #1 as far as I'm concerned
Unless you absolutely need to show sex for the sake of a plot point, i.e. you can't imply it or show the aftermath, then there's no fricking use for it. Directors who have sex scenes are almost all creepy disgusting coomers.
>MUHAAAAHH the French films have always been celebrated for their sex scenes
their food is also celebrated and it's nothing but snails and rotten cheese
Same reason why Brazilian films need 8 curse words per second. Art.
I LIEK PUSSY
To trigger Americans so we can then pretend to be above those "puritanical" Americans. It gets old really quickly but otoh you guys keep taking the bait
Sex scenes usually exist to press some little buttons in your brain that make you happy for seeing naked people, that is, hardly have any substance at all and are very lowbrow. Not that all of them are inherently that, but c´mon, we all now that most of them are. It is not even limited to european films mind you
Also, sex is kind of a banal thing to be given such importance in film most of the time, so I don´t really buy the "it's reality bro". Yeah, it is, but there is so much more to reality than that, a lot of which is more interesting to be explored that people frickinh. Thanks for reading my blog post, don´t forget to like and subscribe
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>amerimutt can't handle sexual content
but school shootings and violence is fine right?
yeah this
a nipple on screen for 5 seconds and it's the end of the world but if it's a bloody gorefest instead no one cares
>muh violence cope
I'll break this down for a midwit like you:
Violence is an inherently public thing. Throughout history, violence is communal, either in war or in punishing transgressions. Violence which is intimate is innately off-putting and is usually an immoral crime. We like to see violence in a public context like film, usually good people conquering bad people, or a good man righting some wrong dealt to him.
By contrast, sexuality is innately private. As humans sexually mature, we naturally develop a desire for boundaries, privacy, and intimacy. It's naturally uncomfortable to violate peoples' privacy and the intimacy of their sexual relationships. Only a braindead moron has been so degraded, so emotionally and cognitively conditioned, as to find the violation of human nature acceptable.
le mad puritain is mad
also watch more Euro films because something tells me you watched less than 5
Americans have guns
Europeans have Sex
Thats just how it is
>Europeans have "Sex"
>Americans have children
>so do Muslims
Enjoy living in your crumbling museums, Yooroos. Before they're all burned down
Do Americans really have so many children? I don’t think so.
It seems like every Euro film has to have at least two nude scenes, one lesbian scene and/or two other sex scenes per hour, no exceptions.
Because that makes it
>LE ADULT
I was watching some Swedish or Dutch or was it Belgian film who knows? But it's about these teens who decide to shoot porn of themselves because they're bored and want to make money and their parents have no fricking clue what they're doing and they have a great thing going until they decide to have blacks frick their girls and of course some of them get murdered. It's probably the most Euro movie ever made because of that plot alone.
>being this afraid of having sex
no wonder you have a school shooting every week
If all your films catalogue of your continent end up on PornHub eventually there's something fundamentally wrong with your culture. Euros make films literally to coom to
has the liberal satanic cabal convinced you that sex is evil? i thought this was an based also considered redpilled community!?!?
sfw -> sex for teh win
It's disgusting
I hate it so fricking much
I'm no prude or Christian but please, keep sex off screens
It's artistically bankrupt, I hate France
Sex is disgusting, it makes me extremely uncomfortable to see on screen and it adds nothing
Game of Thrones was pornography
>Game of Thrones was pornography
this
Do people jerk off in the theater when they watch films at the Cannes film festival cause pretty much every movie they show is basically porn?
Cannes has given the palme d'or to movies like pulp fiction, parasite or the pianist you brain dead homosexual.
Pic related.
Coppola is Italian.
Best western movies, the only relevant US genre, were made by an Italian and filmed in Spain (dollar trilogy).
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
buy a hooker moron
>Get scammed out of money by her pimp
>Get busted by undercover cop
>Get AIDS
Great options for him, homosexual
better than
>stay a virgin
you deserve to
If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
lost my virginity to a prostitute and it almost turned me off sex forever
Can a Euro make The Godfather?
Can a Euro make Apocalypse Now?
Can a Euro make Ambulance?
no but they have sex
Isn't Ambulance a remake of an European movie?
Heres a hint pal, we dont like the films with those either. Theyre usually art house homosexual ones
>For what purpose?
Europeans are based. Simple as.
> American movie
> Minimum of 50% of runtime is graphic violence
For what purpose
They arent children who piss and cry when they see booba like christian ameritards
Europeans used to be right wing then they got BTFO so hard they became irrationally left wing. They still think the world is stuck in the 1950s and they are pissing of America or apartheid south africa by adding gratuitous sex scenes.
Entertainment, like the rest of the movie.