Needs more bits about getting your dick sucked. And then another joke were the punch line is getting your dick sucked. Then about how much you love head.
It's as baffling to me as men in their mid to late 20s who still live with their parents. It's like what the hell have you been doing with your life to still be there
2 years ago
Anonymous
Silence, hole. Cinemaphile is a day drinking board for guys who live in studio apartments.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>studio
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wash your pussy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm an actual man with a home. Move out loser. I'd bring up my wife but I'm sure you don't have that either.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm an adult man with a wife defending women on Cinemaphile.org, I'm so much more mature than you losers
KEK
2 years ago
Anonymous
>defending women
Nah homosexual. I'm just calling you a loser because you're so poor you can't even move out lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
My parents live hours away in a house that I bought. You get no pussy from your fat wife.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah right loser lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
You don't have functioning male genitalia.
2 years ago
Anonymous
that episode of batman was great
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Cinemaphile is a day drinking board for guys who live in studio apartments.
Everyone on this board is the same person.
>white or asian/hapa >male (obviously) >15-30 >works an unsatisfying service job >either living with parents or studio apartment, probably bounces between the two >3 or less total sexual partners >no irl friends >avoidant personality disorder
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kek the vast majority of you are absolutely not white. Quit fooling yourself. It's mostly hispanics and asians. The white people aren't the majority here. You can see that with all the grammar errors.
2 years ago
Anonymous
think there was a neo nazi/fascist subreddit that did a poll and like the majority of users were either Indian or South American.
Ever since then i just imagine everyone online to be Indian.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah. I'm 33 and work as a medical biller which isn't that great but it isn't a service job. I have a home. A wife. I've had 10 total sexual partners. I have "irl" friends. I'm probably pretty avoidant in my personality though. I don't need new friends.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>over 30 and still on Cinemaphile
Embarrassing tbh
2 years ago
Anonymous
It'll happen to you. But you'll still live with your parents.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>over 30 and still bragging about how many people he's had sex with >on fricking Cinemaphile
You gotta work on your insecurities, Anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm a 33 year old day drinker, married and live in a one bedroom apartment. Any moron who posts on here chiding others for being le incels is even more pathetic than the incels. This is a dude who is either a woman pretending to be a man or a guy who gets zero pussy from his wife.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm not like you >but frick people who make fun of you >BUT IM TOTALLY NOT LIKE YOU
Kek you frickin hypocrite
2 years ago
Anonymous
Look at how fricking mad you are for no reason at all on Cinemaphile.org. I'm starting to think you're just a seething trannard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>white or asian/hapa
lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jesus if this is true I’m a fricking chad compared to you homos. Come bask in the glory of my 2 bedroom apartment WITH GARAGE. We can frot and shit in it
2 years ago
Anonymous
frick you man.
2 years ago
Anonymous
thats not true. ive had more than 3 sexual partners if prostitutes count
2 years ago
Anonymous
They don't.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Will I become a full on schizo if I drink and smoke enough pot? I know it's a zoomer meme but at least I'd experience something other than quiet depression before my end.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Unironically yes. I know someone who used to smoke a shit ton of weed, do psychadelics etc. Later had a mental breakdown and thought the government was chasing him because he was too smart. Also a bunch of other extremely embarrassing stuff while under the influence
2 years ago
Anonymous
>works a job >sexual partners
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Cinemaphile is a day drinking board for guys who live in studio apartments.
Everyone on this board is the same person.
>white or asian/hapa >male (obviously) >15-30 >works an unsatisfying service job >either living with parents or studio apartment, probably bounces between the two >3 or less total sexual partners >no irl friends >avoidant personality disorder
>drinking
2 years ago
Anonymous
oh shi-
2 years ago
Anonymous
I live on my own but many of my friends do not. It makes more sense to live with your parents. Apartments are very scarce and the ones that do show up on the market are extremely expensive. You save a lot of money living at home. Most people I know living on their own are basically just treading water with money and are making 0 progress towards saving for a house.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He/she is just a seething moronic. I own 2 properties but coming on the internet and screeching about how Cinemaphile is full of losers is a moot point. Who cares? The economy is fricked. We are all fricked. I just like shit posting about movies with my anonymous friends while the world burns even if they live on a couch or a gutter. Actually those guys are probably the best posters.
if i worked at this restraunt i would go out of my way to find a bigger and bigger dish every week to see how much spaghetti i could get this boulder to stuff into his black hole gob.
i would eventually put the restraunt out of business hiring a jcb to give him a scoop loader bucket of spaghetti
8 mos of both tops. I went fro 230 to 210 in a month after quitting drinking. was down to 195 by the next month. 185 by the end of month three. by the end of month 5 I was down to 168. at end of month 8 I was 153 lbs and pretty solid
I'd literally just stop eating. You can mix up the required salts and vitamins you need in water and drink it throughout the day and be fine. Id be more concerned with the excess skin I'd have once my fasting was over with.
If I were THAT FRICKING FAT, I would go straight on to a prolonged, mineral supplemented water fast before having a single bite of food. It would maybe take me half a year to get to an acceptable weight.
Yes. That pisses me off in general in real life. People claiming they're not fat when they are absolutely overweight. People getting offended by the morbid part is definitely understandable. But he doesn't have to deny it so vehemently. Just laugh it off.
As far as I know, in order to be classified as morbidly obese you need a BMI >40 AND at least one chronic health condition arising from obesity, such as sleep apnea, COPD, high blood pressure etc.
>dude, how about bust a nutty professor and he just fricks >AHAHAHHAHAHAHA DOOOOOD >what about uh guys busting nuts profe- >i literally just said that. heres adam the homosexual bug stealing jokes >AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA NAAAH >cmon dood
what hurts most is that this zero effort garbage is still better than every other podcast, especially the bang bang homosexual improv hour
I've wondered this. It literally is calories in and calories out. Calories out can be affected by exercise obviously. But he really doesn't. That means he eats the caloric equivalent of 3 full pizzas a day. He has to right? How else do you maintain that shit?
Nick mentioned one time when Stav was bedridden from tearing some tendon in his foot that he'd just order an entire weeks worth of large pizzas and just eat those every day. Adding in whatever else he'd eat during the day I'd say 3,500 - 4,000 calories a day. Grim.
you obviously need a caloric deficit to lose weight but the real problem is carbs as they wreak havoc on insulin levels. people think they are eating "healthy" stuffing their face with pasta and muffins because it's vegan or some shit, it's hilarious. also, when you get morbidly obese like that your entire metabolic system is fricked and it's ironically much harder for someone like that to lose 10 pounds than someone who is skinny fat
>That means he eats the caloric equivalent of 3 full pizzas a day
No. Your current weight/size has minimal effects on your required caloric intake.
Think of it like reservoirs of water. A huge lake and a small glass of water could each have a input/output flow rate of 1 cm^3/s. You could be really fat and be eating the same amount of food as a skinny person every day and still be that fat, because what you need to do is to be eating at a deficit.
I don't think that's true. You should eat for the weight you want to be at, more or less. If you're fat as shit and you take your caloric intake down to that of a normal person, say 2000 calories a day, you will lose weight.
You can't really eat for a weight since everyone has a different normal.
But regardless, that normal recommended intake of yours of 2000 calories is the recommended intake for a person to MAINTAIN their current weight. Unless you're over 300 pounds where the weight is contributing to a significant portion of your physical energy expenditure or already eating at a rate that is causing you to be increasing in weight, cutting down to a maintenance of 2000 calories isn't going to make you lose weight, but stay at your current weight.
You'd need to cut to 1000-1500 calories to lose, same as a normal person.
How is he a corporate darling? He sells barely legal weed and released his special on YouTube. There's a lot of things you could call Stavros, but mainstream you really can't.
He's advertisemed by comedy Central. I think he the most likely to end up a corporate darling. Nick couldn't hack it and Adam would get laughed out of the building
He was outright protected by Patreon during their M.O.B purge, just like Chapo, and just like his pal Hassan is.
Viva la revolucion, but within boundaries and by approved handlers.
so youre one of those culture warrior kids who has to agree 100% with an entertainer or entertainment property before you decide whether you like it or not? lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don’t give a shit since 98% of the shit I consume comes from liberals, but they always bring up politics non stop.
2 years ago
Anonymous
unless somethings changed since i stopped listening regularly, politics dont really come up all that often. and clearly you do give a shit. it sounds like you need to relax, bro
2 years ago
Anonymous
>politics dont really come up all that often. >two conversations per episode isn’t often
2 years ago
Anonymous
sounds like the show just might not be for you, maybe you should listen to one of those hilarious right-wing comedy podcasts instead?
2 years ago
Anonymous
No because that’s literally all politics. I want no politics in my podcasts. Which is why I don’t listen any of them. I gave cumtown a shot though. It’s funny sometimes
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I don’t give a shit since 98% of the shit I consume comes from liberals, but they always bring up politics non stop.
You literally brought up politics out of nowhere though? >If they are leftoids? To kill themselves and for you to drag their carcasses where they belong, to reddit
2 years ago
Anonymous
>so youre one of those culture warrior kids
No, I am not Stavros the communist corporate wienersucker.
I mean yeah, but Cum Town and Shane's podcast are about as good as we're going to get. Just because Daily Stormer isn't allowed on Patreon doesn't mean that Cum Town is bad. Hasan is pure cancer and it's going to be funny when he gets metoo'd by one of the tiktok prostitutes he parties with.
It's only a matter of time until Stav starts denouncing Cum Town and shits on Nick. He's a fat, pussy hungry slob and money and fame is the only way he can get pussy. He will definitely throw everything under the bus to frick some 8s.
sneed
>...burn that sneed
>homer and krusty are never shown on screen togeth-
>DUDE i'm FAT and DISGUSTING
>please laugh
>implying that isn't funny
Needs more bits about getting your dick sucked. And then another joke were the punch line is getting your dick sucked. Then about how much you love head.
Forgot about eating pussy and sucking dick yourself
No, but come to my house, I got you covered
Literally me.
If you woke up with this body how long would it take you to fix that shit?
He hurt his ankle bro lay off
plantar fascia
2 years
1 year of keto
then 1 year of intense exercise
>keto
lol meme diet.
a "meme diet" that is extremely effective for fat loss
>meme
an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
This. Carb up sweeties, eat the grain sludge.
>Normal man enjoying his Frutti Di Mare on a beautiful day
What's wrong here?
Who did you get to film you?
It's remarkable how the human body can be extremely distorted to these levels. The dude is nearly at the point where he doesn't even look real.
It's as baffling to me as men in their mid to late 20s who still live with their parents. It's like what the hell have you been doing with your life to still be there
Silence, hole. Cinemaphile is a day drinking board for guys who live in studio apartments.
>studio
Wash your pussy.
I'm an actual man with a home. Move out loser. I'd bring up my wife but I'm sure you don't have that either.
>I'm an adult man with a wife defending women on Cinemaphile.org, I'm so much more mature than you losers
KEK
>defending women
Nah homosexual. I'm just calling you a loser because you're so poor you can't even move out lmao
My parents live hours away in a house that I bought. You get no pussy from your fat wife.
Yeah right loser lmao
You don't have functioning male genitalia.
that episode of batman was great
>Cinemaphile is a day drinking board for guys who live in studio apartments.
Everyone on this board is the same person.
>white or asian/hapa
>male (obviously)
>15-30
>works an unsatisfying service job
>either living with parents or studio apartment, probably bounces between the two
>3 or less total sexual partners
>no irl friends
>avoidant personality disorder
Kek the vast majority of you are absolutely not white. Quit fooling yourself. It's mostly hispanics and asians. The white people aren't the majority here. You can see that with all the grammar errors.
think there was a neo nazi/fascist subreddit that did a poll and like the majority of users were either Indian or South American.
Ever since then i just imagine everyone online to be Indian.
Nah. I'm 33 and work as a medical biller which isn't that great but it isn't a service job. I have a home. A wife. I've had 10 total sexual partners. I have "irl" friends. I'm probably pretty avoidant in my personality though. I don't need new friends.
>over 30 and still on Cinemaphile
Embarrassing tbh
It'll happen to you. But you'll still live with your parents.
>over 30 and still bragging about how many people he's had sex with
>on fricking Cinemaphile
You gotta work on your insecurities, Anon.
I'm a 33 year old day drinker, married and live in a one bedroom apartment. Any moron who posts on here chiding others for being le incels is even more pathetic than the incels. This is a dude who is either a woman pretending to be a man or a guy who gets zero pussy from his wife.
>I'm not like you
>but frick people who make fun of you
>BUT IM TOTALLY NOT LIKE YOU
Kek you frickin hypocrite
Look at how fricking mad you are for no reason at all on Cinemaphile.org. I'm starting to think you're just a seething trannard.
>white or asian/hapa
lmao
Jesus if this is true I’m a fricking chad compared to you homos. Come bask in the glory of my 2 bedroom apartment WITH GARAGE. We can frot and shit in it
frick you man.
thats not true. ive had more than 3 sexual partners if prostitutes count
They don't.
Will I become a full on schizo if I drink and smoke enough pot? I know it's a zoomer meme but at least I'd experience something other than quiet depression before my end.
Unironically yes. I know someone who used to smoke a shit ton of weed, do psychadelics etc. Later had a mental breakdown and thought the government was chasing him because he was too smart. Also a bunch of other extremely embarrassing stuff while under the influence
>works a job
>sexual partners
>drinking
oh shi-
I live on my own but many of my friends do not. It makes more sense to live with your parents. Apartments are very scarce and the ones that do show up on the market are extremely expensive. You save a lot of money living at home. Most people I know living on their own are basically just treading water with money and are making 0 progress towards saving for a house.
He/she is just a seething moronic. I own 2 properties but coming on the internet and screeching about how Cinemaphile is full of losers is a moot point. Who cares? The economy is fricked. We are all fricked. I just like shit posting about movies with my anonymous friends while the world burns even if they live on a couch or a gutter. Actually those guys are probably the best posters.
fat frick incel LMAO. have a nice day
>plain spaghetti with shells in it
do americans really?
if i worked at this restraunt i would go out of my way to find a bigger and bigger dish every week to see how much spaghetti i could get this boulder to stuff into his black hole gob.
i would eventually put the restraunt out of business hiring a jcb to give him a scoop loader bucket of spaghetti
those spaghetti look dry as frick
The thinnest Mexican
how does more of it not go to his legs or arms? he's... fairly mobile.
This guy only have one shirt?
It gets meme'd but it's probably the most effective way of losing weight quickly. If wasn't so torturous everyone would be doing it.
I ditched 10 kilos in 3 weeks and ketosis barely even kicked in, so no.
Keto is not an ideal diet, but it is good for losing fat if you do it properly.
8 mos of both tops. I went fro 230 to 210 in a month after quitting drinking. was down to 195 by the next month. 185 by the end of month three. by the end of month 5 I was down to 168. at end of month 8 I was 153 lbs and pretty solid
2 years max while I blast test
Fix what? That's peak performance you're looking at
And you might not like it
depends on how many minutes do i need to get to the nearest gun and shoot myself.
I wake up with this body every day
Kek they wouldn't. Most of you are fat fricks with live with your parents.
Stav is unironically around 5'5.
He and Nick are the same height.
Think Nick is a little bit taller which is funny as nick himself is no bigger than 5'7
6 months. I went from 190 to 160 in one summer
a year
losing weight is easy and I don't understand why fat people exist
i'd go on a 1200 calorie PSMF immediately and start blasting 1g test enth/week
Months, upwards to a year to look normal.
I'd literally just stop eating. You can mix up the required salts and vitamins you need in water and drink it throughout the day and be fine. Id be more concerned with the excess skin I'd have once my fasting was over with.
Fix? I would kms.
i would just ugly fat bastardmaxx if i had that body
got a good kek outta me ngl
I would accept and embrace my new form, get some cheetos and get comfy.
If I were THAT FRICKING FAT, I would go straight on to a prolonged, mineral supplemented water fast before having a single bite of food. It would maybe take me half a year to get to an acceptable weight.
why are you viralling your special Stav it will do fine
is his special out yet?
he always claims he’s not morbidly obese just regular obese but that’s definitely morbidly obese right
Yes. That pisses me off in general in real life. People claiming they're not fat when they are absolutely overweight. People getting offended by the morbid part is definitely understandable. But he doesn't have to deny it so vehemently. Just laugh it off.
As far as I know, in order to be classified as morbidly obese you need a BMI >40 AND at least one chronic health condition arising from obesity, such as sleep apnea, COPD, high blood pressure etc.
He has sleep apnea.
That one HIMYM episode
He reminds me of weird al. If weird al was fat and gay and wasn't funny
big gay al
*cackles like a hyena*
hell yeah dude
>regular obese
>gets rich for doing literally nothing but giggling like a moron at his friends’ jokes
I hate this world
and he still hates capitalism
I watched a youtube video of him an Nick Mullen on stage, surprisingly the fat Greek was funnier and more at ease.
Reminder he has sex constantly, we know this because he mentions it at every opportunity
>dude, how about bust a nutty professor and he just fricks
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHA DOOOOOD
>what about uh guys busting nuts profe-
>i literally just said that. heres adam the homosexual bug stealing jokes
>AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA NAAAH
>cmon dood
what hurts most is that this zero effort garbage is still better than every other podcast, especially the bang bang homosexual improv hour
the greasy strangler?
is there a man more greek on this planet?
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I saw him on another podcast recently and he somehow got even fatter, like dangerously fat.
He's not making it to 60
>meme
>an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
I’m gay
Next Ralphie May.
Hell yeah dude
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Stav's always been huge. How many calories a day do you have to consume to maintain this physique?
I've wondered this. It literally is calories in and calories out. Calories out can be affected by exercise obviously. But he really doesn't. That means he eats the caloric equivalent of 3 full pizzas a day. He has to right? How else do you maintain that shit?
Nick mentioned one time when Stav was bedridden from tearing some tendon in his foot that he'd just order an entire weeks worth of large pizzas and just eat those every day. Adding in whatever else he'd eat during the day I'd say 3,500 - 4,000 calories a day. Grim.
you obviously need a caloric deficit to lose weight but the real problem is carbs as they wreak havoc on insulin levels. people think they are eating "healthy" stuffing their face with pasta and muffins because it's vegan or some shit, it's hilarious. also, when you get morbidly obese like that your entire metabolic system is fricked and it's ironically much harder for someone like that to lose 10 pounds than someone who is skinny fat
>muh hormones
Shut up fat boy
>That means he eats the caloric equivalent of 3 full pizzas a day
No. Your current weight/size has minimal effects on your required caloric intake.
Think of it like reservoirs of water. A huge lake and a small glass of water could each have a input/output flow rate of 1 cm^3/s. You could be really fat and be eating the same amount of food as a skinny person every day and still be that fat, because what you need to do is to be eating at a deficit.
I don't think that's true. You should eat for the weight you want to be at, more or less. If you're fat as shit and you take your caloric intake down to that of a normal person, say 2000 calories a day, you will lose weight.
You can't really eat for a weight since everyone has a different normal.
But regardless, that normal recommended intake of yours of 2000 calories is the recommended intake for a person to MAINTAIN their current weight. Unless you're over 300 pounds where the weight is contributing to a significant portion of your physical energy expenditure or already eating at a rate that is causing you to be increasing in weight, cutting down to a maintenance of 2000 calories isn't going to make you lose weight, but stay at your current weight.
You'd need to cut to 1000-1500 calories to lose, same as a normal person.
The rule of thumb I always remember is "Target weight in lbs x 10 = how many calories you should have in a day"
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61 replies, not a single one answer
First two posts suggest Batman Returns and The Simpsons. What more do you want?
Well thanks for adding to it with another non answer troony
Because this is now a cumtown/fat person hate thread.
>be communist homosexual
>zero labor value
>fat frick
>corporate darling
Every single time.
How is he a corporate darling? He sells barely legal weed and released his special on YouTube. There's a lot of things you could call Stavros, but mainstream you really can't.
>and released his special on YouTube.
This will be alarming to you, but YouTube is indeed corporate and mainstream.
He's advertisemed by comedy Central. I think he the most likely to end up a corporate darling. Nick couldn't hack it and Adam would get laughed out of the building
Still its kind of unexpected that Stavros out of the three would be the one who made it.
He was outright protected by Patreon during their M.O.B purge, just like Chapo, and just like his pal Hassan is.
Viva la revolucion, but within boundaries and by approved handlers.
what exactly do you want from comedians/podcasters?
If they are leftoids? To kill themselves and for you to drag their carcasses where they belong, to reddit.
It’s a little annoying when Mullen changes the conversation to cnn talking points. These are guys with no actual interests, so they “follow” politics
When does Nick ever do that? Stavs the only one who does that. Nick was questioning the vax narrative and shit all year
so youre one of those culture warrior kids who has to agree 100% with an entertainer or entertainment property before you decide whether you like it or not? lmao
I don’t give a shit since 98% of the shit I consume comes from liberals, but they always bring up politics non stop.
unless somethings changed since i stopped listening regularly, politics dont really come up all that often. and clearly you do give a shit. it sounds like you need to relax, bro
>politics dont really come up all that often.
>two conversations per episode isn’t often
sounds like the show just might not be for you, maybe you should listen to one of those hilarious right-wing comedy podcasts instead?
No because that’s literally all politics. I want no politics in my podcasts. Which is why I don’t listen any of them. I gave cumtown a shot though. It’s funny sometimes
>I don’t give a shit since 98% of the shit I consume comes from liberals, but they always bring up politics non stop.
You literally brought up politics out of nowhere though?
>If they are leftoids? To kill themselves and for you to drag their carcasses where they belong, to reddit
>so youre one of those culture warrior kids
No, I am not Stavros the communist corporate wienersucker.
I mean yeah, but Cum Town and Shane's podcast are about as good as we're going to get. Just because Daily Stormer isn't allowed on Patreon doesn't mean that Cum Town is bad. Hasan is pure cancer and it's going to be funny when he gets metoo'd by one of the tiktok prostitutes he parties with.
>about as good as we're going to get
True, because their corporate pals ban everyone else.
Why do you dorks have such a persecution complex? Who is getting "banned"?
any Ron Jeremy film
He's the KANG of 5/10s
If that is 5/10 then I dread to see what you look like.
if you find late 20s overused prostitutes attractive i'd love to see what you look like
ultimate sleazecore
this is just awful
For me it's The Hedgehog™
I never gave you permission to post my photos.
Sometimes the answer is right in front of you
Boondock saints. Kinda reminds me of the porn guy from the second movie. Super famous but can’t remember his name. Guy with the big dick
All fat comics are hacks
rare kevin brennan
>stav is the one who's going to come out of the podcast the best
We live in the bad end world.
>fat, bald, toothless, small-dicked guy proves incels wrong and makes them seethe to the extreme
Bravo, Stav
but the breakfast....
What to do if I look like this homie?
Vote Bernie, obviously.
Shave, haircut, get better glasses or opt for contacts. Get some sunlight for a tan.
take bluchew, frick bpd art hoes and talk to them about bob dylan all day
>bluchew
But my dick works!
But I am a europoor!
Do people actually believe this fat shite has had sex?
Female Stav be like: "of course i get dick bro"
I don't know, Jackass maybe.
"The Life and Times of Chris Chan"
It's only a matter of time until Stav starts denouncing Cum Town and shits on Nick. He's a fat, pussy hungry slob and money and fame is the only way he can get pussy. He will definitely throw everything under the bus to frick some 8s.
le hypocrite mod off topic thread
stav you fat frick
He prides himself on looking stupid, but he fixes his teeth
i don't understand why more woke homosexuals don't get their heads caved in by dark fists.
Stavros is peak aesthetic
I hate these ironic homosexuals so much.
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