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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brazil has the pod life spirit

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But why would you live like that? This is not an adequate or reasonable solution to being priced out of a city

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's really cool and social and I just LOVE the hustle and bustle and diversity of pod life! It's like being in a youth hostel while travelling except you're actually living there. You meet all kinds of cool people and everyone shares everything and we play games and watch harry potter marathons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know you just forgot to post the soijack but actually this is what boomers were saying with a straight face about ten years ago. Its only relatively recently they've finally conceded that, actually, young people don't have a weird inexplicable aversion to property, cars, good pension provision and disposable income. But its far too late now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not, 'you could live in the pod'
      it's, 'you WILL live in the pod'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The more things change the more they stay the same

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would honestly not mind trading my apartment for a boarding house that only gave you a room but included meals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Matrix

      It's a way of continuing college life, where you can spout off about the benefits of diversity while also having yourself only surrounded by people of similar economic and educational backgrounds as you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not going to be a choice moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those pods are more expensive than renting an appartment. The gimmick is that there are several pod hubs and you can sleep in any of them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like the fastest way to get monkey pox without being a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's be worth it if they were dirt cheap and you could live there while saving a bundle on living costs, and you could be reasonably sure you wouldn't get stabbed or robbed
      The issue is that they cost $1500 a month because they're in San Francisco, so you're paying through the nose to live around a bunch of uppity hipsters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better than being homeless or living in your car.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is based
    >israelite makes you live alone and not know your neighbors
    >normies lean to the left until they come to the right from the other side and start living in small communities with 0 Black folk (look at the pic there are no apes)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading this article some years ago, this was just pre-covid
    >It was full of all these graphic designers and amateur standups from the Midwert trying to "break into the industry" in L.A at 28 years old
    These people live in a terminal state of perceptual disconnect

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks terrible. I hate sharing bathrooms with fat people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why? they keep the whole seat nice and warm from their greater thermal mass.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Suffer from BO
    >Have to roomshare with 60 other people
    >Get evicted immediately for being medically stinky

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most people would probably be happier if they lived a more communal life and not so isolated from others.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Living shoulder to shoulder with no privacy is not "the communal life"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a selfish thing to say, comrade.
        Now give me half of that square of toilet paper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most young people, sure. Communal living is a decent way to get lots of young people together, but when you’re older there is no real romance to it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ouland

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is just the same as boarding houses, little room, and even less privacy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they all white?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk are harder to enslave and no I am not being facetious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're the only ones dumb enough to do shit like this, also notice a few Asians there too.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks amazing. I spent the better part of a year in 2012 living in hostels and it’s cosy

    Drink/eat with fellow young people and chat to them all the time about whatever

    Make plans with them and converse with them

    Frick a grill in your pod… it’s kino

    Wake up in middle of night to pee and see a grill the next pod over with her ass on display

    Nice

    Go to sleep Planning fukkng her inside her pod that week

    Mf smiling in my pod with a bonerar

    Pre cum in my pod planning on fukking grill

    God I love pods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey…chud… you awake? I can’t sleep. Mind if I share a pod with you tonight?

      Uh sure but I need to get my 8 hours…

      based podman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The pod place in the photo specifically banned fricking and snoring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >live in pod
        >try to get some sleep so you can wake up for wageslavery
        >woken up by guy tripping over a bong on the way to the bathroom
        >woken up by some chick arriving piss drunk at 3:00 in the morning
        >woken up by some guy jacking off on the bunk above you
        >finish the entire bottle you had underneath your pillow
        >sleep forever
        Such is podlife

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You fukk grill who comes in drunk at 0300

          Gotta sieze opportunity in the pods

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if you want to jerk off or have sex? How does that work with the pod living and whatnot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      different pods have different rules

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See the post above. I used to love fricking grills in my pod at 3am in a room with 40 persons

      Literally not my problem

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    search "concentration camps" on the internet

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey…chud… you awake? I can’t sleep. Mind if I share a pod with you tonight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh sure but I need to get my 8 hours…

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even get into this position? Do these guys not save up for their own places? Do people just constantly rent and live with roommates past college ad infinitum? Is the hustle and bustle really that important to them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Living their BEST LIFE CHUD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they're moving to a place like San Francisco or Los Angeles it's probably literally the only place they can afford.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are terrified of ever being alone. They need not just others, but an entire group of others in order to feel comfortable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is how you would be able to save up for your own place. most people spend every dollar they make on rent and get nowhere, living in a low cost housing for a year or so is the only way some people can get ahead. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one excuse I've found is people with long commutes to a work site. Like let's say your tiling company gets hired to do 250 bathrooms at the marriot hotel that's 8 hours away by car. Then you need accommodation close by and preferably as cheap as possible. But usually this is limited to several weeks or however long the job takes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense, but that is usually relegated to blue collar guys. The ones in OP probably wouldn't dare breaking a sweat doing manual labor.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're overblown on Cinemaphile, they're just hostels but a bit more moderns, they're not meant to be a lifestyle any more than small students rooms.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now this is pod living

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >guy jacking off on top bunk.jpg

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still costs about a fricking thousand per month
    What's the point then? Why do Californians do this to themselves?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well-off techbros and freelancers can LARP humble living without being close to anyone undesirable

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you birth-give in a pod?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How punk and rock and roll of them to follow the script given by Disney MacDonalds and NBC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess this one time they're at least against ONE authoritative body, if only by accident

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      francois looks like he’s about to get his rape on

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Babe, let's take a walk in the park before we go back to podshare from our coworking space!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >globohomo: goes nowhere. makes situation worse for everyone. forces anti-science nonsense.

      >piracy: always on the move. seeking riches. using scientific methods to steer ship. huge boons if successful. actual diversity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a world of difference there but I'm sure you know that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the bottom is much shittier. Come on man, it's fun to idealize, but sailor life was explicitly the realm of the destitute and criminal for a reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the bottom is much shittier. Come on man, it's fun to idealize, but sailor life was explicitly the realm of the destitute and criminal for a reason

      >20 year old 100k sailboat comes with your own toilet shower, full kitchen (ok propane stove but whatever) and it's literally waterfront views. And its also a boat you can take around the world.
      Literally better than podlife.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you enjoy doing maintenance yourself, yeah, definitely. Although Marina fees are pretty rough, potentially worse than the property tax on a $100k home.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you NEED to keep it in a marina though? Like just drop the anchor somewhere in the SF bay and you're g2g. take the little dighy boat to and from the marina if you want to go the barcade or go axe-throwing and whatever.
          But yeah, the podpeople aren't going to be the home depot demographic lmao.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of the basic resources, like power and water, are only really accessible through a marina. I'm sure there are workarounds, but there is a legitimate boat supply chain and going outside of it just seems like it'll create more pain than the money is worth

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Boats can generate their own power, and you can buy water and gas at a marina without docking there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, if you want to trade fuel for electricity. And, I mean, none of this covers how you get back to shore and easily traverse the city you're living in. You want to dock with a daily pass every day? And then go home, tool it out of the bay, and try to find somewhere to anchor that won't get fricked if a storm blows through? Oh, and pay to park your car at the marina each night, probably. Marina fees aren't cheap, but they don't offer nothing either

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anchor at sea
                >take pic related to the marina or harbor
                >pay smol boat fees instead of big boat fees
                >????
                >profit

                But yeah I looked at some marinas in SF, and not only do they have a waitlist, they specifically prohibit living on the boat lmao

                Water maker doesn't handle non-potable water disposal. Again, as I said, I'm sure there are workarounds, but if you've got the money to buy a $100k boat, is it really worth your time and effort to live like a character in Waterworld? It's a hobby for some, I guess

                All of this is based on the meme that you absolutely want to live in/close to le big hustling bustling city, and rent/buying a house is just out of the question and pod living is your only option. If 100k would get you a home in SF, I doubt people would willingly live in pods instead of having roommates or renting out their houses instead.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I should note, what you're describing is way more feasible with a house boat, but you have to do lake life, ocean is just a different beast on all levels

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of the basic resources, like power and water, are only really accessible through a marina. I'm sure there are workarounds, but there is a legitimate boat supply chain and going outside of it just seems like it'll create more pain than the money is worth

              Solar Panels and a water maker should take care of the basics right? Same as you would need your boiler at a real house or need a brita filter changed. But if people go to these podliving situations or putting their RVs on the LAX longterm parking, housing must be ridiculously expensive. And if you actually DO get a job switch from SF to LA, its a nice sailing trip down there to do it all again. and if you get enough cash to finally quit the rat race you can still sell the thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Water maker doesn't handle non-potable water disposal. Again, as I said, I'm sure there are workarounds, but if you've got the money to buy a $100k boat, is it really worth your time and effort to live like a character in Waterworld? It's a hobby for some, I guess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You would still have to pay rent to dock it

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Globohomosexual is not communism because communism was funded upon honest misunderstanding of industry which was still more efficient than ~~*outsourcing*~~ labor.

    Z

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw 2am, having a cosy sleep in my nice warm pod
    >drunk b***h mistakenly comes into my pod
    >”hey, get the frick out of my pod butthole!”
    >get angry for a second and realise this is what I signed up for, podlife
    >sorry babe, I was just keeping your pod warm for you. Maybe I can massage you in the pod to help you sleep?
    >she agrees and I massage her, she passes out while i thumb my nub into her Vagene
    >now this is podliving!
    >bang her bagene and all the pods shake and creek
    >hey butthole, no fricking in the pods! Guy from above is mad
    >frick you mother fricker, I frick in my pod any time I want
    >I cum in grill and shove her out of my pod
    >she breaks her collarbone on the concrete flooR
    >go back to sleep in my cosy pod
    >god I love pods
    >mfw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >6 AM: Sunlight alarm goes off. I'm already up, high intensity interval training on the treadmill, catching up on my podcasts.
      >7 AM: Shower, aeropress, email, but not before I read my blogs and journal about creativity.
      >8:30 AM: I'm out the door. Pop into Ground Central, they brew Stumptown. Order the pour-iver, wink at the barista. She doesn't notice. Metro. The Q's running late, so I hop on the 7-9 and do a back-around at the transfer stop on 96th and Fullerton. Shaved three minutes off the commute. I'm walking into the office when I get a notif: Insta. My favorite celeb just went live. Do I risk being late, or do I give up a chance to finally be noticed? Not a prob, load the vid, post the perfect chat message. Right on time, hey boss.
      >10 AM: Office coffee, protein bar. Dock the MacBook, dongle, Yubikey, I'm on. Time for standup. Back to the desk: trick is, I'm always standing. Gotta install the latest security patches to stay compliant with corporate policy? On it. Check the RobinHood while I'm waiting: all red, just what I thought.
      >11:30 AM: News blast. Tr*mp. I'm already on Twitter with a hot take. Then it's lunch time. Vegan bolognese. Sit alone. No time for idle chatter. A Moleskine and writing positive affirmations is all I need.
      >Next thing I know, it's 8:30 PM. Time to call it a day. Back on the 7, this time going uptown. Happy hour, alone. $11 gin & tonic. Another one. Feelin' good. Don't talk to anyone. Check the Insta: 100 likes. Not bad, but I'll have better. City lights have my circadian rhythm screwed up, gotta head home before it gets too bad.
      >Back in bed. One chapter of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations on the Book. Didn't understand shit. Tweet a quote just as the battery dies for the day: perfect. Time for phase one of my polyphasic sleep cycle. Tomorrow's day 1 of my intermittent fasting routine. All in a day's work.
      Nothing beats #PodLiving

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds like hell and yet I'm strangely content with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all that shit
        >still destroying your neck and back by looking down at your cuckbook
        sad

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks comfy

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the type of people that leave ~~*quantum physics*~~ podcast drone on in the background.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather live in a smaller, Japanese style apartment. All I really own that I want/need is my computer related stuff, my model hobby stuff (so desk + storage + materials + plus tools which could be contained within mostly the rolltop desk I have an some shelves to the side), books, bed (though I'd genuinely be ok with sleeping on a futon and I'm even thinking of it now), dog bed (though I'm sure I could donate that because my dog usually sleeps in my bed), cooking stuff, and some odds and ends I could get rid of. As long as I had a bit of balcony space or could goad people to let me grow vegetables and herbs on the roof, I'd be ok there. I'd also have to get better storage for my three firearms, I think.

    There's something appealing about downsizing and living more ascetically. My only concern really is that I do have preparations for potential happenings, but even those could be downsized and I could store things in a storage building or a cabin/land I'd like to eventually have.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be surprised by how little you need with a heroin addiction.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WTF I LOVE PODS

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What went so horribly wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhymes with "chews" and "maybe groomers"

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Demoralization thread

    Some bot has been posting these threads for weeks
    It's really fricking suspicious

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