Any Sopranos scene/quote that always make you laugh?

Any Sopranos scene/quote that always make you laugh?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why this screencap always make it look like theyre on a star wars planet.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was edited

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The background is the exact same colour as Geonosis, the guy’s clothes vaguely resemble Jedi robes and his face also vaguely resembles Jango Fett’s actor. It all makes it look like attack of the clones

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >his face also vaguely resembles Jango Fett’s actor
        KEK

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        why this screencap always make it look like theyre on a star wars planet.

        It also looks fake, like he's standing in front of a green screen, which feels like clones wars

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and his face also vaguely resembles Jango Fett’s actor
        HAHAHAHH holy shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the scene where they freeze frame carmela making a disgusted face then do a swipe transition to the next scene which as far as I know they only did ONCE in the entire fuckin show. The first time I saw it I spat my drink out laughing

        this scene kek

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Back when we would go to Uncle Sidious' farm, Toh Nee bee and Tone would tease me relentlessly.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of a dumb little reveal but I always thought it was hilarious that his childhood dog did end up going to a farm after he called Janie naive

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gay enough to be modern star wars film

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How fucking new?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No joke thought it was the star wars edit before i expanded the image

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Salah ad-Din, my arch nemesis.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why this screencap always make it look like theyre on a star wars planet.

      https://i.imgur.com/g4CSkOt.jpg

      Any Sopranos scene/quote that always make you laugh?

      I thought it was edited

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the idea of there being a row of porta-johns in the middle of the battlefield is actually hilarious
      >rules of engagement from a more civilized time Luke
      >when you die you void your bowels after a few minutes Luke
      >we Jedi can see into the future, so when a person knew they were going to die they would politely excuse themself from the fight and go empty their stomachs so we could have a cleaner battlefield
      >it was a different time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Star Wars edits are pure kino

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I created Vito on Genosis way back when, I just wanted to see if people noticed from the thumbnail, always makes me smile to see it all these years later.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you didn't

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    vito jr shitting in the shower

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What wa the point of carrying this homosexuals story on for 11 episodes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off phil

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ginny sacrimoni? what she needs is her own zip code

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "sun's comin' up" like an old noir

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AIDS?!?!
    >nobody's got aids! I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE!

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is from the show, but it looks like Tatooine in the background. And Vito is a Hutt.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IM LOSIN MY BALLS OVA HERE THIS FUCKIN MORONS PLAYIN HAZEL?
    >iwasjust trynasweepthecheesefrom ur feet is all-
    >WHY? WHY NOW!?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene actually never fails to get a laugh. Not only is Silvio a lightning in a bottle casting, but even Paulie manages to be hilarious here with a simple "hey doc" and a gesture. Perfect example of why Sopranos was a hilarious show.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m losin my YOUS ovah hereeee

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and motherfucker's playing janny

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet. your hair was in the toilet water. disgusting

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one is the funniest scene in the show for me

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Chris goes to help Tony and says No I did ent, and when Dr Melfi calls Pussy "Booty".

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any one that intends to make you laugh. It’s brilliant.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FUCK YOU SANTA!
    >OHHHHHHH!!!!

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the pine barrens episode when Chrissy leaves the van and Paulie is on the phone only for Chrissy to come up to the window
    >IS THAT TONY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tony
      >Listen to me, this guy was a Russian green beret. He was in the ministry of the interior or something. He single-handedly killed 16 Chechen rebels. Be fucking careful.
      Paulie
      >All right.
      Chris
      >What did he say?
      Paulie
      >He said the guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, and he was an interior decorator.
      Chris
      >Interior decorator? His appartment looked like shit.

      always makes me laugh, too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro that was a lot of detail for a conversation that everybody ITT is extremely familiar with

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass?

          Maybe the guy is actually a normal person who likes the show and isn't accustomed to this board's autistic culture around it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah...the "guy"..your "friend"

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you aren’t gesturing like Paulie, Breathing like Tony, and mimicking Sils speech patterns can you even call yourself a soprautist? Eh forgeddaboutit.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you aren’t gesturing like Paulie, Breathing like Tony, and mimicking Sils speech patterns can you even call yourself a soprautist? Eh forgeddaboutit.

                man I love this board so much its unreal

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah sometimes I have trouble with reading between "lines". Still a funny scene

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So what, no fuckin ziti then?
    >OOH
    >EEH
    >OHH

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "He was gay? Gary Cooper?"

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Very observant, the sacred and the propane"

    "Whatever happened there, the shooting, god rest his soul"

    "Your at the precipice of an enormous crossroads"

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    satanic black magic, SICK shit

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tony's job really was 90% tard wrangling.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tony's reaction in

    Knowing that he was laughing from Bobby's actor coming out with a giant dildo just makes it funnier

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that would be some fuckin coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it!?

    I use it whenever the opportunity arises

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Up in da club or "give me a thousand dollars"

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a line, but Paulie Walnuts angrily stealing the moka pot always gets me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The definition of petty theft.

      "I guess that's it for the little guy"

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HboMAX switched to MAX during my 2nd watch of Sopranos and it lost my place in the show so I stopped but this thread is making me wanna pick it back up

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely pick it back up. Seasons 5 and 6 are the TV GOAT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The corporate streaming app lost my bookmark so I gave up on the show
      Zoomers everyone. It's not like you have the IQ to appreciate it in the first place, which says a lot because you don't need to be smart to appreciate the Sopranos.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you remember the exact event/day when you started to hate life?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Sopranos is like the ultimate time capsule for pre-9/11 America and how it transitioned into the current dystopia we live in now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really is amazing how much the tone changed. Season 1 is full of cozy restaurants, backyard barbecues, movie/video game nights, friendly banter, etc. It gets really dour around season 4 and never really lets up. I get part of it is the nature of the story, but there's no denying that outside factors also played a role in the depressive nature of it all

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pre-9/11 America
        Bros...

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >download this song on my mp3 player
          >buy a shitty cigar from the gas station
          >drive to work in the morning with the song playing smoking my cigar
          feels good man

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know you were probably like 18 or 19 when you did that, but even at that age that's kinda cringe unless you actually did it on the NJ Turnpike, bro.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was 24 when I did that and I'm 24 now kek
              I was just having some fun in my car but the gas station cigars are actually disgusting. the song is part of my morning commute playlist though

              I love these little cookies but they're pretty expensive these days

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, I've done worse. Do they still sell Swisher Sweets?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They do, actually. And black n' milds. nogs love both of them, and they're honestly both okay considering they're just machine made cigarillos. The flavored ones are interesting, I guess. I had gotten a dutch masters cigar and that was supposed to be more of a real cigar rather than a cigarillo and it was just super dry and flaky and not worth it. Kind of what I expected but it was like a dollar so no big deal

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, never go Dutch.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          should have kept it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >first episode has Tony literally say he feels like he's coming in at the end (of the mob but also ofvAmerica)

        Kino.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        9/11 didn't happen though.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          9/11 and an event definitely "happened" regardless if you believe the towers fell the way that was presented, ESL retard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so hard to just select the episode you last watched?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I can't remember which episode I was on, retard

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're going to admit to something like that you should be humble enough not to throw around words that apply to you more than anyone else in the thread

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worked on my machine.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fucking QUEERS

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go shit in yer hat
    >if you’re going to lie to me. Tell me there’s a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls
    >no you didn't fucking know it! I just told you!
    >fuck you want, a boutonniere?
    June's a quote goldmine

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fuckin' fodder for cartoonists now?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What kinda likeness is that? I’m fucking fodder for shitposters now?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        UNCLE JUNE IS INTO THE MUFF

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you hear the one about the chinese godfather

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he had a cataract

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get it, he drives a lincoln, so what?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      best character on the show

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most mediterranean one was

      >Did you offer my nephew something to eat?
      >"I am registeured nyurse"
      >Did you offer him an aspirine?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      federal marshalls are so far up my ass i can taste brill cream

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this worth rewatching?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're asking Cinemaphile? It's basically the only show we watch anon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but some tv shows are great the first time you watch them and then they don’t hold up the second

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The writing is so great that you'll pick up new things when you rewatch it. It's not affected much by knowing what happens in the story. I just finished a third rewatch and it still had me crying with laughter

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I rewatch it every year and it works every time. I've lost count how many times I've seen it. Same goes for The Wire. Nothing compares to those two.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, just binge youtube clips for an hour every once in a while.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      First watch pulled me with the plot and the characters. But it’s only on second watch that I really “got” some of the integral themes. Psychological, ethical degradation, the multifaceted way the characters operate. Issues with identity, community. I dunno maybe because on my first watch i knew virtually nothing of pop psych, or I was just too young with virtually no introspection to view the show past its impeccable technical prowess (dialogue wise, dynamism in plot wise, filmography wise). The universe is very sprawling to the point where you’ll find yourself picking at tidbits of symbolism or just mindless trivia sprinkled here and there. Really fantastic.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should rewatch it every year, just like Twin Peaks and True Detective S1.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t forget the little shit you pick up on. I’ve seen the funeral episode for Livia three times and only on the third time did I catch pussy or his ghost in the mirror at the get together at the house after he’s whacked

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don’t forget the little shit you pick up on
          people get massively triggered when i start pointing that stuff out... for instance

          ?t=62

          that creaking sound when tony turns the corner gets played nonstop in funhouse

          ?t=80

          notice how it appears as philly parisi's headshot is shown

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      only show that gets better the more you watch it. you always notice great new things. even episode 1 is hinting at Tony knowing he is gonna die in finale in his first session with Melfi. it's brilliant

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole fucking "vito is a fag" episode

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE FUCKING ECONOMY EITHER

    I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ylyl

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i thought ya were ya bruddah

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dar za bee on yo at
    Stupid faking game
    I'm from the old school

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ey, they’re like a weight loss ad: before, and WAY before!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this joke

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the joke is that the "after" is supposed to be the final product, the ideal product, neither of them are there yet so Vito represents the weight loss at only the middle stage of its journey. The scene is made funnier when Tony couldn't care less and waves him off going "haha yeah, before and after" and goes to fuck the whore in the closet.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the joke is that the "after" is supposed to be the final product, the ideal product, neither of them are there yet so Vito represents the weight loss at only the middle stage of its journey. The scene is made funnier when Tony couldn't care less and waves him off going "haha yeah, before and after" and goes to fuck the whore in the closet.

        Holy autism

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehehe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why dont they stop breaking balls

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fat guy dies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ALL OF THEM

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Junior casually mentioning how "the toughest guy in all of Essex county" later died of Alzheimers as Richie is bragging about THE JACKET

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE JAAACKEET

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ritchie was shit as soon as he was on screen. 0 redeeming qualities, I was waiting for him to get killed the entire time.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did punch Janice so there's that for redeeming qualities

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. wasn't paying attention to his arc after Justin died

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That dude had the most soulless stare on the planet. A fucking shark

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Manson lamps

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Richie was the best character and i'm tired of pretending otherwise, deserved his own spinoff

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So Russell Crowe, I mean he’s trapped right. They’re gonna sever off his head, and he’s telling him how to do it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLEEEEEEEE
      >Fucking Gladiator ya fuck

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Oh wow I can't wear my wire right now because it's low on batteries"
      "Don't worry, you can get all the batteries you need from Office Depot"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They put sensors right in the seatbelts, its part of nissians 5 star safety guarantee!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Times Tony did nothing wrong.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there a scene where Tony is talking to a FBI dude and there's a random floating CGI lamppost in the shot?
    How does a series like Sopranos have such glaring VFX fuckups?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried to youtube it but nothing comes up but I wouldn't be surprised

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CGI Lydia
        i didn't notice at my first watch

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me neither, on the 2nd viewing it is very noticeable.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    when they're running away after killing the waiter and chris goes
    >THATS MY MONEY PAULIE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed when the waiter started tapdancing spazzing out on the ground

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed when the waiter started tapdancing spazzing out on the ground

      >Chrissy he's PHUCKED OUP!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't they have medicine these assholes?
          >I DOUNNO!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the scene after when they're apologizing to each other on the phone and Paulie is like, "Let's bury the hatchet. One of us could have gotten hurt last night."

      First episode of the series I ever saw watching it at a friend's house and I immediately understood why people considered it the greatest show of all time. Still one of my favorite episodes too

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's still going this asshole.
      The annoyance in his voice as if it's the waiters fault he's having a seizure cracks me up every time.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take it easy! We're not making a western here...

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how he doesn't even warn him to get out. He's all friendly in the beginning but then shows he doesn't give a shit what happens to him.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's worth reading into that much. Tony gets spooked and runs away. Besides, there's not much of a point to warning Johnny. They came to his house to arrest him.

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    underrated kek

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mmm boy are you fat!
    Everytime i see myself shirtless

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I figure I have spend about 9000 hours before I can get into heaven."

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking recently about Alzheimer Junior throwing a fit thinking Larry and Jeff are him and Baccala

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THERE WAS A MAN FROM ANOTHER GALAXY HERE
      >That was your accountant

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The look Junior gives him always gets me.

    ?t=105

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck was the whole point of this?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Junior outsmarting Tony here by throwing him off with the revelation that he has another uncle, makes him mentally unbalanced for the negotiation of the poker game.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warthog gunner my arch nemesis

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beat my friend to the rocket launcher on the map
      >he fucking hits me in the head with his controller
      good times

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okey you twos go stand by da door to whack him. I'll go wait in the closet to be a metaphor or sumth'n

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You fucking reddit posers quoting shit out of context and repeating them ad nauseam, it makes it so obvious you have never watched the series. Phil wasn't meant to be a metaphor in this scene, he WAS a closet.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It takes a couple of rewatches to fully appreciate Phil's shape shifting capabilities.
        Once it clicks, you start seeing him everywhere.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Phil are legion

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Shah of Eye-ran

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. You make me sick
              Probably the only line that made me spit my drink out

              >OH POOR YOU
              I use this one IRL.

              I used to abuse Sopranos lines on normies who've never heard of the show. Might start doing it again to fuck with people. It was really funny when a coworker knew the lines off the top of his head and we'd do full conversations from the show word for word. Everyone was so fucking confused but it was hilarious.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Puerto Rican Whore

                kek that one fuckin slays me errytime

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                god that sounds so fun. i wish i still had coworkers that had a sense of humor and could hold conversation. all the coworkers i ever get are self absorbed and silent.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    phil's "charles schwab ova hea" following up with coco's demonic ass laugh always makes me laugh

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher's intervention is the best and funniest scene in the entire show and maybe of tv history. Just thinking about it makes me laugh
    >Silvio reading from a piece of paper only to say one sentence

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.
      this fucking kills me the way he reads it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tony: why'd you kill the dog?
      >paulie: was it barking?
      Such a throwaway line, but so funny

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The edit threads of Cyberpunk 2077 release were glorious

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is probably the funniest 3 minutes of the entire show

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The characters bounce off perfectly in this scene.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what do we do here Tone, watch him take it up the ass?

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest scene is when Artie finally summons up the courage to crack wise.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Benny Faccio, criminal mastermind

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love him trying to be a tough guy and get his money back. him practicing his lines like jerry lundegaard kills me

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this scene implying Tony got buttfucked in prison?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's implying he fucked butts. Pitching not catching n all that.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He compromised

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not as crazy as I used to be. But still crazy enough to lather a naked man with hot lard and slide up and down his back.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing like being on the inside to teach you how to ease a man's tension

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YOU SANTA

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUCKING QUEERS

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODIES GOT AIDS

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catching not pitching?

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You threw food at Vito. That's gotta be resolved!

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gabagool? Ova heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
    >Points at the spot he wants the gabagool until it's over theeeeeeeeeeeeere

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you know who’s a standup guy? Beansie
    >uh….

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ten thirty, gotta be. Hour and a half : lunch

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everybody come tonight except Charo?

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I had to have an ultrasound on my cocknballz.

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AIDS??

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the therapist is rapped and she grabs her vagina lol.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >therapist starts rapping harder than eminem

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the shoe fits honey

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    my gf told me I've started talking like tony since we watched the show together and its starting to bother her
    I don't even do it consciously, how do I stop

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pull the thong out of your ass, might help.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew I smelled bussy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't. Once you start watching the show you start ohhing like the best of them.
      Many such cases

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      same but with Ralphie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad picked up Paulie’s HEH. Doesn’t realize he’s doing it either.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime I finish something at work and need to let someone know I say "it's done" because of this show

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started pointing at people like paulie because I thought it was funny, now I do it unironically

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pointing is rude

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          they shouldn't be in pointing distance if they don't like it

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It truly was a different time.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AJs numetal phase
        >d00d mUdVaYNe11!!!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did Tony play MarioKart with only one hand? Bravo, Chase.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mary O Kart an Mario Kart...ish two different tingsh completely

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pushing your hand forward while shooting a gun makes the bullets hits harder
          >pushing your hand forward while holding an n64 controller makes the karts go faster

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holding the controller away from your body also gives you more maneuverability to dodge shells by jerking it around.

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn’t a funny moment, quite the opposite actually but since this is todays Sopranos thread, here we go

    Tony tripping at Livias house and her laughing at him is pure kino. That kind of slapstick is played as humorous in other times in the show but here it’s fucked up. Tony had sworn to never talk to her again and after one conversation he gets so rattled her spills his spaghetti like a little kid and she laughs at him like the evil person she is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And again brought up when Tony tells Melfi about his father falling down the stairs.
      >my mother was laughing

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR SISTERS CUNT

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      whaddya hear whaddya say?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "this guy cannot go to the mods and ask for a rangeban" gets me every time, it's perfect.

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do i got enough cologne on?
    >you smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Russian chick should have been a main character holy shit

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are those Sopranos/Prequels edits so fucking funny?

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU ARE FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXING

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with what, my FUCKING TOES?!

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE CORPS
    THE CORPS
    THE CORPS

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both the episode about Johnny Sack defending his wife from Ralphs fat joke and the Christopher Columbus episode are complete comedy gold

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OH WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT. "GROUP" "GROUP"
      >He was gay Gary Cooper?

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This about the easter baskets?

    >I don't even know what that is, and to tell you the truth, I don't want to know.

    Kek

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i can get a note from my doctor
    >a note from your doctor saying you don't like to suck cock???

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOKE UP THIS MORNING SIRS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your father had indian food
      >THATS SO RACIST
      >BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH POOR YOU
    I use this one IRL.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

  90. 6 months ago
    sage

    I love when Tony is sick and Artie Bucco blames it on the ghee. For some reason it always cracks me up.

  91. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher Calling Vito a parade float makes me laugh every single time.

  92. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  93. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Richie's gone
    >What do you mean gone?
    >Gone
    >Where?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carmela, you've known me for 20 years. Don't make me make you an accessory after the fact.

  94. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tomorrow I’ll be on time but you’ll be stupid forever

  95. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      God this show was incredible. I don’t think another show ever has or ever will mix so many different tones/genres of tv together so perfectly. Chase really is a genuis.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Commendatori!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Commendatori
          >Bonjourno
          >… cocksuckers

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had excellent help, like Weiner (Who went on to write Mad Men).
        The Many Saints of Newark was fucking garbage, and that was him alone, I'm pretty sure.

  96. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much anything Ralph says
    >they didn't have flat tops in ancient rome!!!
    >speaking of 98 pounds, i hear ginny sack's getting a 95 pound mole taken off her ass
    >A, she was a hooah, B, she hit me
    >what are you, a vegetarian? you eat beef and sausage by the fucking car load

  97. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  98. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wagie vito is pretty relatable
    >charity job doing light construction
    >picturesque town in the white mountains
    >nice buzz from his morning 1/5th of vodka
    >johnny cakes delicious sandwitches made with love
    >gets fired for sneaking off to nap

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i felt this scene so fucking much, because I used to be a criminal as well and I feel like he did every day at work.
      >Make 1k a day selling drugs
      >or 100 bucks a day busting my ass for a piece of shit boomer
      >thinkingforg.jpg

  99. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved him like a brother-in-law

  100. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    christopher thinking cuban missile crisis was just the plot of some movie

  101. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a fuckin inteereah deceraytah

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He compromised. He wanted to be a ln intelligence operator.

  102. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SACRE BLEU, WHERE IS ME MAMA?

  103. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    our true enemy
    has yet
    to reveal himself

  104. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Reveals myself*

  105. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I’ve scanned the picture three times and I don’t see him anywhere.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, he's anonymous.

  106. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have a cardboard cutout of Silvio at the safe house?

  107. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  108. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  109. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  110. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  111. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saddest scene in the series? For me, it's pic related.

  112. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a quote but Finn referring to Johnny Sac as "Johnny Macaroni" is pretty fucking funny
    Also
    The scene where Finn asks Meadow about how Eugene kicked the shit out of little Paulie and she basically just starts saying some random bullshit about how things worked in the old country
    Here's a quote
    >Peeps? It's a fuckin' nickname. Family name is Peparelli
    >...Fuckin' Jason... He's dyslexic...

  113. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fuck that guy I hope that parasite eats his asshole out

  114. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE STEPPED IN IT
    I wonder if Tony and Phil had gotten through to him to be a man and knock off the gothfag shit because he isnt wearing makeup or showing any signs of it like runny eyeliner.

    Either that or the makeup artist didnt bother or an unintentional slip up creating lorekino.

  115. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROADIES?!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bobby is hilarious

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you realize your wife is a whore

  116. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  117. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has a couple of three things that make me laugh.

  118. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s times like these that it’s good to be surrounded by men, and not homosexual ass corn holing cocksuckers like married my cousin he should fuckin die

  119. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calzone with legs

  120. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT

  121. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it when Phil magically turns into a house for one scene and it is never elaborated on again. What did they mean by this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same principle as him hiding inside of a can for 20 years. He can compromise his body.

  122. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's always the slapstick.
    >The one chick from the Mercedes dealership hitting Tony with a giant beef roast
    >Pauly knocking the guy out of the tree
    >Pauly nailing the waiter with a brick
    >Tony running the one guy down with Chrissy's new car
    >Any time a spur of the moment, improvised weapon is used
    I know enough of the time it's not being played for laughs but it always comes across as being complete Looney Tunes shit.

  123. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terminator Furio is a pretty good one I almost forgot about. So over the top.

  124. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    its still pretty unbelievable that in the end Meadow shoots her dad.

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