Was this a mistake?
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Anya Taylor Joy chose Furiosa over Nosferatu
Was this a mistake?
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Probably, but I didn't watch Eggers movies for Anya anyway. Oh wait, except the first one.
even though nosferatu isn't out and nobodies seen it I gotta believe it will be better than furiosa, so yeah.
and now we're left with jack sparrows bogged daughter.
I mean, Anya is bogged too.
not as badly and depp is a terrible actress.
Lol.
>How do you want your cosmetic procedure?
>Just frick my shit up.
The lines connecting her cheekbones to her mouth look so weird, like Apocalypse, or something H.R Giger made
>mogged by the israelitess
who is she?
>she
anything is better than Furiosa. THat movie was dogshit
>Was this a mistake?
No, she did me a favor, I don't want to watch her bogged face.
Though the Depp girl also has an irritating face.
Depp's daughter is twice as bogged and can't act either.
both of them could play nosferatu with their horrific bogged faces
Lily is a hundred times more bogged than Anya. Seriously, how does something like that happen? She was so cute in Yoga Hosers (fricking terrible movie, but worth it for her)
She was probably molested by her manic father as well as his paedophile friends.
Does Eggers have a fetish for bogged blondes?
She looked so bad in The Northman it took me right out of the fricking movie, distractingly awful
Depp's inability to act will ruin Nosferatu. Eggers is moronic.
Eh, Skarsgard and Hoult are gonna be the standouts in Nosferatu so who cares. Probably Dafoe too.
This. It’s good for her to have her moment as the lead. Great experience for the future
it's primarily a dark love story, the female lead is extremely important
Isabelle Adjani's role was pretty small, just was a strong tradwife that need a man.
No, she was the lead in Furiosa. It flopped but Margot Robbie had a lot of flops anyway, that doesn't matter, she still get roles
This
>Eh, Skarsgard and Hoult are gonna be the standouts in Nosferatu so who cares. Probably Dafoe too.
Anya works best in horror movies like this. Having her replaced by Lily is fricking horrible
She looks good anyway, Eggers will make it work. Would've preferred Anya though
>She looks good anyway
Anya looks better
Hoult?
Into the trash
>Skarsgard
Terrible in everything. Hoult always great though.
>Terrible in everything.
He was pretty good in Clark tbh
nepo babies the movie
Yeah it was a bad choice. I understand wanting to work with Miller and do an action movie but it was CGI slop so not worth it. Nosferatu is a more artistic and interesting project.
>Nosferatu is a more artistic and interesting project.
Another fricking dracula remake. Frick off. Its going to be shit and you know it.
It's not a remake, it's a new adaptation. Dracula is a timeless story and the last good version came out in 1992 so it's about time a good new version was made. The director is talented.
no if you can be in mad max you do it. but she was still miscast
She was good in Furiosa, looked like she was having fun.
b***h looks like nosferatu now, why would she want to be in his movie?
I can't wait, bros
Is he playing Renfield again?
Nosferatu's version of Harker
I like him. I recently watched The Weather Man and he played Cage's son in it. Was kind of nice to see his beginnings (I know it's not his first movie) and that he had worked with Nic before
He was such a delicious shota in it
Does nosferatu have a trailer?
It was screened earlier this year at cinemacon. No public trailer yet tho
Why’s it taking so long
it's release at the end of the year
No he lives in a sewer
I got the better casting.
I will now watch your movie/show/podcast/commercial ad/magazine interview/book review/crackly radio transmission.
this is a great option, people who still hates on her is fricking stoopid
Eggers should have cast Nell Tiger Free who is very beautiful and talented
seriously what the frick was he thinking casting Lily Rose Depp
What the frick was he thinking casting Nicole Kidman as the bogged viking? He must have made a deal to get movies made to cast these prostitutes or he really likes the bogged look
The sad part is most actresses are bogged now. It's almost impossible to get a normal looking woman on screen. Everyone at least has lip fillers.
She doesn't fit Eggers style
agree - sexy.
>strong female girl boss
>damsel in distress
which way western woman?
Anya has no talent. And she knows it. She chose the film where she only had 46 lines of text while skipping a script with heavy dialog
>Anya has no talent
false
True she has a fish face
She would have made a great nosferatu.
Eggers completely blew his hype train among patricians with Northman. Don't really care to waste money to see his shit in the theaters again.
They're both shitty fricking movies so it's not going to matter
>They're both shitty fricking movies so it's not going to matter
Nosferatu's not even out yet. How would you know
Cause it's directed by a moron hack
>Cause it's directed by a moron hack
Eggers has yet to make a bad movie
He made a breakout one hit wonder movie and then nothing but trash since. he's a fricking britwat m night shambalaya hack
Please have a nice day
Define "trash"
Sixth Sense is good though, The VVitch is mediocre.
haha holy frick
Is this the worst era for actresses?
ATJ and Zendaya are everywhere shitting up movies with their ugly faces and mid acting.
What active actresses are any good? Emma Stone? Pugh can be good, but also looks like a little piggy
>What active actresses are any good?
Nell Tiger Free, star of "The First Omen" is the most beautiful and talented working actress.
She used to post in /got/
proofs?
Probably a mistake, Eggers is a great director and she was getting to be his Uma Thurman, now replaced.
I guess probably. Furiosa is a flop but you can guarantee Nosferatu is going to be a hit, or anyway at least by horror movie standards.
>Nosferatu is going to be a hit, or anyway at least by horror movie standards.
No gurantees in the current industry, I think Nosferatu has a high budget for a horror movie so it could well flop.
We have to wait and see if Nosferatu flops to laugh at Ayy
what a fricking moron
this was a win for Eggers
that b***h is washed up
Johnny Depp must be really calling in favors after Lily's terrible performance in that degenerate HBO show. Any normal person wouldn't have a career after that.
that is an unbelievable downgrade, is eggars mentally deficient?
Looks like depp kino is on the way.
She was good in The Idol so I’m looking forward to it
>She was good in The Idol so I’m looking forward to it
Based
Who itt has seen the original Nosferatu? Or the Herzog remake? Thoughts on it?
I've seen both and have always preferred the Herzog remake. Adjani is downright gorgeous in it.
Original is good, Herzog's is kino
herzog is utmost kino
>vampireshit
>shitty nepoc**t actress
yeah, i ain't watching that slop
I am obsessed with Annya Taylor Joy. It torments me to know I will never be with a girl like her
I have gigabytes of annyas pics and webms btw
she looks like she's got a chromosome missing, or an extra one
cheesed to meet you
Remember how amazing it was when you fapped to porn for the first time vs. what it feels like now? The same thing happens with IRL girls too. You only desire what you haven’t gotten yet.
I wish she still looked like that
>Anya dropped out
Ah that sucks, hope they get someone el-
>Lily Depp in talks
frick you Eggers you fricking homosexual. You're supposed to be better than Ari Aster, not join him in being a shitty fricking director.
>look her name up
>she's only 25 years old
How the frick do 25 year olds look so decrepit? Is this plastic surgery? Makeup? A combination of the two?
she was born with decades of smoke, alcohol and drugs already embedded in her DNA.
oddly enough, she looks good naked despite having cankles and that horrific face.
>inherited johnny's sixhead
grim
was she the one playing nosferatu?
>vampire movies always bomb
>this one is directed by eggers
This is going to be a turbobomb. Furiosa was probably the better choice.
You have no idea what you're talking about. It started as one of his typical lower-middle budget horror movies then once industry top dogs like Chris Columbus, Focus Features and Universal saw what he was doing they wanted involved. It will have both the industry backing and (I'm expecting) the quality to make a run at serious awards.
>vampire movies always bomb
morons really log on and just say anything
Every vampire movie released the past few years has bombed. Renfield bombed. Last Voyage of the Demeter bombed. Abigal bombed.
Vampires are not something people will go to the theaters to see anymore. Nosferatu is not going to be a hit.
>Renfield bombed
As everyone expected, it was goofy slop.
>Last Voyage of the Demeter bombed
As everyone expected, it's a low IQ horror movie for the sake of it.
>Abigal bombed
First of all, no it didn't. Second of all, it was barely even advertised as a vampire movie. It's just a random summer blockbuster.
If you don't understand the difference between random slop and Nosferatu by Robert Eggers I'm not going to be able to explain it to you, but trust me that there's a difference.
>First of all, no it didn't
28 million budget
40 million box office
>advertised as a vampire movie. It's just a random summer blockbuster
Who are you gaslighting moron? All the marketing was about the vampire little girl. Which was especially moronic since the movie treats it as some mistery
Yes good job quoting the numbers that confirm it didn't bomb.
>Who are you gaslighting moron?
Don't call me moronic when you're literally the stupidest fricking person alive and not even worth responding to which I'm only doing because I have a lot of patience. You don't understand anything at all.
Abigail, which didn't bomb, was not advertised as a vampire movie, no. Why? Because it's a fricking plot twist you fricking dumb shit. It's time to go argue about himbos in /heem/, you're out of your depth.
Abigail was totally advertised as vampire movie and revealing the plot twist on the trailer was even more fricking moronic..you worked on the movie didn't you? How's the sequel going moron?
Anon, even if you were right about everything you're saying about Abigail, which you're not, it still has no bearing on Nosferatu by Eggers. You're mentioning random slop flops like they're the gold standard of vampire movies. If we're talking random vampire blockbusters from whag I recall the Twilight Saga performed pretty decently, no?
>even if you were right about everything you're saying about Abigail, which you're not
You stupid fricking moron doubling down on shit you're wrong about even after somebody tells you you're wrong.
The marketing for Abigail was about her being a vampire. It is a "twist" in the movie but the marketing did not hide it at all. It would have taken you seconds of research to find this, but instead you chose to make yourself look like a moron.
The fricking poster for Abigail gives it away. You don't even need to watch the trailers, which also give it away.
>Abigail, which didn't bomb, was not advertised as a vampire movie
It did bomb and it was advertised as a vampire movie, are you moronic?
>Because it's a fricking plot twist you fricking dumb shit
And people pointed out how shitty the marketing was for revealing the "twist" when the movie came out. Why don't you actually take a second to look shit up before calling other people dumb?
>gaslighting
Why do zoomers love this word so much?
I wish they at least used it correctly.
It's a hard word to spell for you or something?
>all this cope
They all flopped. None of them were successful at all. Nosferatu is going to flop too, just watch.
Nosferatu is nothing like them at all literal moron
Don't care about Abigail literal moron
Responding to a post where I try to move on from the irrelevant Abigail so that you can keep harping on it moronicly is the only doubling down happening here actually. You have negative IQ and zero discernment if you can't see the difference between Abigail and an auteuer-helmed, highly anticipated film like Nosferatu. But I shouldn't even say if, because that's literally just the level you're operating at. Wild. Imagine being so out of your depth talking about MOVIES. It's genuinely disturbing to me how stupid people can be. You're a danger to those around you
>Nosferatu is nothing like them at all
It's like them in that
>it's a vampire movie
>it's going to bomb in theaters and nobody will watch it
You know you're literally moronic right? I'm not just saying this in an online way, your brain is literally dysfunctional. Do you seriously not realize that or do you already know and you just want to participate anyway?
Nosferatu is going to bomb and Eggers is a shitty director. Keep seething.
>Eggers is a shitty director
Not surprised you "think" so
Your "logic" is literally:
>Nosferatu is going to bomb because it's a vampire movie. Here are vampire movies that bombed for proof.
While ignoring the fact that there are many profitable vampire movies, including one of the most popular franchises of all time, Twilight. I have nothing to seethe about. You are a moron with no taste, no discernment, no IQ, and no argument.
>While ignoring the fact that there are many profitable vampire movies
None recently. Twilight was popular years and years ago when more people went to see movies in theaters.
Every recent vampire movie, made by directors who have had bigger hits than Eggers ever has, has performed terribly. Nosferatu will too, it's inevitable. Movies with a much wider appeal by much bigger directors and with much bigger stars are flopping.
You're literally too ignorant and stupid to respond to anymore, congrats if that makes you feel like you "won". I've never meant this more in my life: you are moronic.
Prepare to get even more mad when I'm right. This movie is box office poison.
>Every recent vampire movie, made by directors who have had bigger hits than Eggers ever has
The Witch is an modern classic and did 40m on a budget of 4m, as a debut. Every single one of his films is over 90% on RT. The directors of Renfield, The Last Voyage of the Demeter, and Abigail are random hacks making random slop and are nowhere near Eggers' level.
>The Last Voyage of the Demeter, and Abigail
The directors of those two movies are established horror directors with previous mainstream hits under their belt.
>The directors of those two movies are established horror directors with previous mainstream hits under their belt.
No they aren't. André Øvredal's previous horror films didn't make any money and aren't critically acclaimed. He is a nobody.
The two directors for Abigail are textbook hacks like I said. They've attached their names to random IP at times like the Scream sequels that did passably. They are not highly regarded auteurs and are not big name directors.
Ready or Not made more money on nearly the same budget as The Witch and was also critically acclaimed. Critics liked Ovredal's Trollhunter and Autopsy of Jane Doe, and his Scary Stories made the most money out of any of these on a still fairly small budget.
Eggers name didn't carry Northman, it's not going to carry Nosferatu in a time when theaters are doing terrible and vampire movies haven't been popular with mainstream audiences.
I watch a lot of horror so maybe I would have seen it if the cast was better, but I'm not interested and I'm part of the small audience that actually does show up to these vampire flicks sometimes.
Ready or Not is a non-serious comedy, same as Renfield. Something like that doing well is not as impressive as a highbrow slowburn like The Witch performing similarly.
>Critics liked Ovredal's Trollhunter and Autopsy of Jane Doe
Disengenuously generous way of putting it, they were decently reviewed and made no money.
>and his Scary Stories made the most money out of any of these
Almost like it was based on a massive popular IP. Still only did decently, and not a good movie. 77% RT.
>Eggers name didn't carry Northman
Not a horror movie and it came out just as theaters were opening again post-covid. Still matched its budget and execs claim it's since turned a profit via streaming.
>it's not going to carry Nosferatu in a time when theaters are doing terrible and vampire movies haven't been popular with mainstream audiences.
1. His name doesn't need to carry. Quality will out.
2. His name will carry it. People have been anticipating this film since his debut.
3. Vampires are never unpopular. You're conflating bad vampire movies doing poorly with the genre as a whole.
It's hard to respond to you because you almost gishgallop while saying a bunch of wrong things and giving bad takes. There's so much to cover every time.
Those are all normie slop and this is trendy a24 letterboxd fodder that's becoming increasingly popular with teens
I enjoyed Last Voyage of the Dementer but it would have been better without that much racism shit. Dracula should have died to sucking pozzed blood. That would have been subversive
It was. The optics of Furiosa not making money is a lot different than an Eggars movie.
In Furiosa she was the what all the marketing was based around even if she was only in half the movie.
It will be a blemish on her career.
Career-wise, no.
Mad Max keeps her name and face in the mainstream
Nosferatu will go under the radar, wont be played in main theaters.
>Nosferatu will go under the radar, wont be played in main theaters
you're moronic
Please stop responding to him, it makes him feel like he's worth it
You're reacting so negatively because you're worried that I'm right. I'm not saying anything controversial.
Imagine having to explain to someone that Robert Eggers' Nosferatu is not Renfield (2023)
An enormous mistake ofc
I think she could have pulled it off fine, tbh.
A remake of a rip-off of the classic Dracula story.
Somebody please make it stop.
Depp is really, really bad and probably one of the best worst examples of nepotism.
the northman was a good film but it didn't do well and had very little impact
I'm sure that had something to do with her decision to drop eggers
she definitely sees herself as the next superstar and another northman would be a waste of time for her
Pick your poison. Both are/were doomed to fail no matter what. Robert Eggers only makes flops and Mad Max movies ONLY flop. But she got paid well so she's fine, but in the long haul, when will studios realize she's box office poison?
It's gonna bomb too so what's your point
It's worse having a summer blockbuster bomb than a horror movie
I do not like Lily Depp's face.
i like her titty
No, because Nosferatu is a film about vampires, not greys.
I’m liking that ladyboy on the right. Hot.
>chooses cashgrab blockbuster over loyalty to the auteur who gave her her first critical success
stupid prostitute
>Lily Rose-Depp
Good god that must be a joke. Is Eggers smoking Crack?
Eggers was always a hack. Furiosa was a massive box office flop but might end up being popular in the long run. This nosferatu slop will be forgotten before it's even released
She'd play a good nosferatu. She's weird looking enough.
>Lily Rose-Plastic
>In a period drama
For frick's sake...
No it's not a mistake. It's a blessing in disguise. I don't need to see this lady in every film i am looking forward to.
SHE'S NOT FRICKING BOGGED YOU moronS SHUT THE FRICK UP ALRWADY FRICKKKM
that buccal fat procedure is extreme cosmetic surgery so I'd say unlike the bogdanoffs but yes still bogged
Lily Rose Depp is an awful actress
Seriously why Lily Rose Depp of all people? Nepo baby or not, who thought she was a good casting choice for a 19th century gothic heroine?
so we dont even try finding some unbogged prostitute, we straight go to the bogged ones now
plus only morons enjoy mad max im glad the buccal removal prostitute bombed that shit film