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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OUGH YAYA

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate ben shapiro

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly is the point of making "Bluey for chuds"? there's nothing in Bluey that chuds find objectionable anyways

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mom works and the dad stays at home in Bluey, thats woke so they made the mom stay at home to homeschool the kids and the dad works.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and the dad stays at home in Bluey
        He still works. Most of his work is done at home, and there are a number of episodes where he has to leave the house for work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, if he's not working on an oil rig or some big tough guy job like yelling on a podcast, then he's some pinko pussy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The dad is a KEK in Bluey

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, he's an archeologist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, the mom is

            bandit is getting randy with other men weekly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's been some conservative dark money pushing hard for homeschooling and charter schools lately. The Chip Chilla family are homeschooled for instance.
      I prefer Tuttle Twins just because it's way more fricking unhinged and open about it's inane conservative politics. Karine my kween.
      >there's nothing in Bluey that chuds find objectionable anyways
      Lib millennials like it therefore it's probably bad, even though it's probably saving the precious aryan birthrates. At least that's what some Cinemaphile posts seem to give, chuds always find something to complain about. But the actual reason is that they already planned this show before Blue got huge, and then decided to ape the character designs and probably tone too. Just look up early teaser art for it, it looked nothing like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Took a look at the Tuttle Twins and you're right, that shit is wild. I thought it was just, like, 'my first libertarian views' kind of book, but apparently they have post-apocalyptic choose your own adventures (all scenarios caused by liberals), a children's version of a Jordan Peterson book and what looks to be a book involving cryptocurrency.

        Look, to each their own when raising kids and while this is obviously not my world-view for many things, kudos to going all-in and not beating around the bush with the narrative you're pursuing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but apparently they have post-apocalyptic choose your own adventures (all scenarios caused by liberals)
          Bro I was unironically talking about the cartoon. I thought the books WERE boring "baby's first libertarianism" spiels but holy shit, I guess they heard that kids thought they were boring and tried to spice them up. That's hilarious.
          The cartoon is dumb propaganda but at least it's open about how it thinks all libs are commie nazis and how kids should work to earn the food and water, some kid gets sick and in the hospital and learns how he should keep working for a bake sell while coughing etc, basic libertarian bullshit. It's just a surreal watch through.
          >and what looks to be a book involving cryptocurrency
          The cartoon has an episode about that during the tail end of the first season.NFT references and idolizing Satoshi and telling kids to get into cyprto. The show itself is a fascinating piece of propaganda but the crypto shit was fricking disgusting, it's like telling kids to get gambling or smoking.
          They also made the twins brown and Cuban-American("TUTTLE TWINS GONE WOKE WTF") too, which of course is to show that Cuba was a perfect tropical paradise with no problems before Castro, but that's a basic standard American perspective so I won't fault it for that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >TUTTLE TWINS GONE WOKE WTF
            Lolberts fricking love brown people. Half of their shit is about social programs being a plot by secret nazis.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lolberts are politically all over the place because they eventually end up falling into line with the republican party despite all their live and let live social politics
              on paper they'd like brown people but if they shake up the capitalist status quo or try to unionize, well call the gestapo on them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but apparently they have post-apocalyptic choose your own adventures (all scenarios caused by liberals)
          Bro I was unironically talking about the cartoon. I thought the books WERE boring "baby's first libertarianism" spiels but holy shit, I guess they heard that kids thought they were boring and tried to spice them up. That's hilarious.
          The cartoon is dumb propaganda but at least it's open about how it thinks all libs are commie nazis and how kids should work to earn the food and water, some kid gets sick and in the hospital and learns how he should keep working for a bake sell while coughing etc, basic libertarian bullshit. It's just a surreal watch through.
          >and what looks to be a book involving cryptocurrency
          The cartoon has an episode about that during the tail end of the first season.NFT references and idolizing Satoshi and telling kids to get into cyprto. The show itself is a fascinating piece of propaganda but the crypto shit was fricking disgusting, it's like telling kids to get gambling or smoking.
          They also made the twins brown and Cuban-American("TUTTLE TWINS GONE WOKE WTF") too, which of course is to show that Cuba was a perfect tropical paradise with no problems before Castro, but that's a basic standard American perspective so I won't fault it for that.

          Is this modern neocon hardy boys or some shit?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hardy Boys solved mysterious, Tuttle Twins just did lemonade stands and muffin sales and were Mormons before the CYOA stuff

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lame, but not surprising considering..

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So is this Left Behind shit because the rapture happened or is just "society fell apart because we went woke" stuff?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chip chilla females have eyelashes and pinkish colors like every cartoon before twitter people became the target audience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The west started to fall when the israelites said I couldn't jerk off to Stitch's sexy pink cousin anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her merchandise is still going strong so she's never getting redesigned, little girls love pink much to tumblr's dismay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They really started churning out Lilo and Stitch merch in the last few years
            >much to tumblr's dismay
            shadowboxing, kids are still gonna tell their parents to put on bluey instead

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The west started to fall when the israelites said I couldn't jerk off to Stitch's sexy pink cousin anymore

            Another girl from the same series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's ALWAYS something they find objectionable. Like having a loving father, apparently, which sure would explain a lot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chuds are controlled opposition. and so is chip chilla.
      what you need is one beautifully crafted multimedia event that teaches christian morals like repentance faith and forgiveness and agape love.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point is extremely simple: Bluey got popular. Dumb conservative parents see this and get confused and frightened by it. They assume there must be some nefarious, liberal element to 'popular thing', but they're too lazy to actually watch even a single episode of the show. Perfect environment for DW to put out this cheap knockoff and pretend that it's 'solving' some sort of nonexistant problem.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least they didn't automatically hit the "BURN EVERYTHING MY KIDS LIKE" button like in previous decades
        MOTHERS
        AGAINST
        D&D

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          POKEMON WORLD IS A WORLD OF THE DEMONIC
          OF THE SATANIC

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They did with Pokemon and they're doing it now with tiktok

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tiktok (along with social media more generally) is objectively bad for your mental state, there's a reason people's attention span is so fricked

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only when self-moderation isn't enacted

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Teenagers, by and large, are far too stupid to self-moderate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, yeah most of them at least

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're right and it's awful but so is every other social media site. They only target tiktok because it's Chinese and are mad they can't control it, like facebook or other social media sites that bow to the NSA instead of China.
              They just want it under American control. They dragged their feet during the hearing against Instagram and Facebook affecting the mental states of teenagers, but REALLY got out of bed for banning tiktok

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A good thing done for the wrong reasons is still good. Don't care about all the moronic whining that it's just about israelites or the CIA or whatever, I'm glad to see something I don't like banned

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're not even gonna ban tiktok though, they want an American company to buy it instead, and as I said you know how American-owned instagram has demonstrably already had a bad affect on kids and still barely got any pushback
                I mean I get you but this shit isn't really gonna do anything besides helping some US agencies

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thats every social media site but dont worry, mommy state is taking care of it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're too busy burning the entire public education system down. Reminder that West Virginia is actually pushing a law to the senate that allows the arrest of librarians on an extremly nebulous concept of 'obscene material' that is literally described as any work which a "reasonable person would find, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That shit's fricked up and I really don't understand how anyone on Cinemaphile or any weeb could be for it. I remember always finding "weird" comics in the library, comics like Black Hole or some shounen manga with breasts two cups too big or a yaoi bait scene. Even Maus though some morons here might like to see to one thrown into the furnace
            It's not just comics, I'd find things like e-girlta too. It's sad to think those might be gone

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >damn it's so sad kids won't be able to find huge anime breasts in school libraries...
              do people even hear themselves

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't belong here, you don't even deserve to be happy
                God that's joyless, these are the same laws that backfire and end up banning bibles

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what the hell are you on about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cinemaphile: THE WOKE LIBS ARE DE-SEXING ROGUES ASS WHERE ARE MY SEXY COMIC GIRLS
                >later: THE WOKE LIBS ARE FORCING SEX INTO MY COMICS BAN THEM NOW NOW NOW
                Just get a sharpie and draw a burka on all them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                right of course, all of Cinemaphile is one guy
                schizo moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it is, you're definitely not from here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                genuine, actual, diagnosable schizophrenia

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure
                btw all the bad site like tumblr and twitter share the same opinion thoughever, but Cinemaphile(me) is diverse and varied

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >draw a burka
                Is that even a thing outside of naive teens on old tumblr and conservatard insistence?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't know. I think hating sex is something consistent in American culture since the puritan era, but that's just me being an armchair historian

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well that's consistent with the fact I've seen a lot more pushback against sex a lot more from conservatards than I do from the liberals, even before the internets

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s the same shit as when conservatives were using those image filters to make women look more trad wife-ish in conservative dreases. And then they turn and cry about how libs hate beauty and are demoralising men because there isn’t tons of nudity and sex scenes in tv and movies again, while they’re completely ignoring how saturated the world still is with sexualised women imagery in advertising , pop music, fashion, etc.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The most ironic thing about this is that a good majority of libs are just as, if not even more up for nudity and sex. It's just that they're a lot more willing to explore more alternative options/presentations to the subject

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we need to protect dem chilndrun from... le boobs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                children can find boobs all they want on their own time, not like there's any shortage of them online
                there's literally zero reason for having that shit available in a school library though.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there's literally zero reason for having that shit available in a school library though.
                Just give them fricking Max and Ruby until senior year in high school then

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                high schoolers should be reading classic literature, not manga

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing the comics and manga section is for their off time and not required reading

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if it's for their time off they should be buying/pirating it themselves instead of having it provided by the school system on the taxpayer's dime

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                children can find boobs all they want on their own time, not like there's any shortage of them online
                there's literally zero reason for having that shit available in a school library though.

                high schoolers should be reading classic literature, not manga

                if it's for their time off they should be buying/pirating it themselves instead of having it provided by the school system on the taxpayer's dime

                >schools
                Dude, this is for public libraries.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I really don't understand how anyone on Cinemaphile or any weeb could be for it

              Because it’s team sports and the other team is full of pedophiles because uh showing anything identity politics related that I don’t agree with automatically means it’s coming after muh kids.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh groomers
                These people hang out on a board where half the threads are about jerking off to animated children so I dont know how they justify that logic internally.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just know someone is gonna dig out that part about woman thinking about horse wieners, or that part where a chick gets raped to death and then chopped to bits and get Bible banned.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They already got that bible banned in a few schools before.
              I hope they use the part where the bible says to kill all the men and the livestock but keep the virgin girls alive for yourselves. By the Rivers of Babylon is still a great song though, same chapter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best post ITT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If there is one thing chuds love it is Ben fricking Shapiro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a good question! I'll answer why conservatives don't like Bluey and want their own version in two parts: narrative and metatextual
      Narrative:
      >Bandit gets humiliated/emasculated/proven wrong
      See: "Neither of those things are happening"/that episode he plays too rough with Bingo
      Conservatives, but especially conservative men hate the idea that 'good' people can be wrong or shown up because it implies it can happen to them. Situations where you or I would take our lumps and move along become hills to die on. It's genuinely fascinating to watch. Crowder had a light he would turn on to end discussion so he could get the last word. Shapiro, Trump, Desantis all famously lie about their height or weight.
      >Gender is inconsequential in play and life
      >Bandit stays at home while Chili works and plays field hockey
      >the children lead play
      Again, this undermines the paternal authority, but also the 'proper' place for girls and boys. The show even takes a shot at this in the put down episode where Bluey insists "She's a girl!" because it's so rarely relevant. Bluey and Bingo are active and adventurous and don't limit their play to house or dress up. This seems silly and inane but I cannot stress enough how much this bothers conservatives. When actress/MMA fighter Gina Carano left mainstream film for "reasons" she starred in the Daily Wire's "Terror on the Prairie" where she played a pioneer wife who gets used as bait for her husband to rescue. Even then the film was criticized in conservative forums for being 'woke' because she had a few action scenes. In conservative world, men and women must always know their roles (see Phyllis Schlafly's hypocritical rants about women in authority).
      >cont

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what exactly is the point of making "Bluey for chuds"? there's nothing in Bluey that chuds find objectionable anyways

        In Chip Chilla, Rob Schneider's father character often takes the authoritative role in play and doesn't deliver morals so much as lectures. This is in stark contrast to Bandit going with the flow from his daughters. I'd like for you to recall Schneider's speech about the moon landing and try to remember when Bandit ever delivered a story like that. I can't think of one and I think that's because Bluey focuses on the children as people growing and learning, while conservative media tends to treat children as things to teach and mold. This may seem like I'm splitting hairs but it is a world of difference because one view is inherently more respectful and, more importantly, willing to listen to children as individuals.
        >Bluey and Bingo have their own lives and interests
        I will admit this point is less fair because Chip Chilla only has thirteen episodes to Bluey's ~150, and I watched Chip Chilla high. But because this is so prevalent in conservative spaces I want to take time to address it and I'll try to stick to the first dozen episodes of Bluey.
        >cont

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what exactly is the point of making "Bluey for chuds"? there's nothing in Bluey that chuds find objectionable anyways

          Bluey and Bingo have clear dynamics with their peers, independent of their parents.In stark contrast to this, Chip Chilla and his siblings never seem to leave the house. While this may seem inconsequential or even nitpicky I believe it points to a broader paranoid conservative worldview. If you watch as much conservative/religious media as I do you're almost certainly mentally ill but you'll also notice a prevalent distrust of the modern world. The neat part is that this holds up regardless of when the media is from. I cannot stress this enough so I'll say it again: the conservative opinion of the modern world is one of fear, regardless of the time. The only safe place is the past, and since we can't go there we must cling to traditional structures (e.g., "traditional" nuclear family and the church). I think it is very telling that seven of the thirteen Chip Chilla episodes focus on either history or literature. In the same span, Bluey managed to talk about fruit bats, leaf insects, gay horse weddings, and espionage. Chip Chilla, like most conservative media, exists to impose values instead of explore them.

          >cont

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what exactly is the point of making "Bluey for chuds"? there's nothing in Bluey that chuds find objectionable anyways

            I'd like now to talk about the external reasons Chip Chilla needs to exists from a conservative point of view. I had a long paragraph typed up about how conservative media, from news to short stories, tends to be either derivative and/or disingenuous but it had started to lose relevance to Bluey, so I'll summarize it here:
            Chip Chilla exists because there's a market for it.
            There exists a segment of the population for whom 'conservative media' isn't a label so much as a seal of approval. Keep in mind the previous point that the conservative mindset tends to be distrustful of outside sources. It may be hard to believe but there are people who genuinely will not consume media that hasn't been vetted by an approved source. The bechdel test is a tongue-in-cheek movie rating system for feminists, but the Dove Foundation is actually referenced by individuals before they'll watch a movie. Don't want to risk sinful cinema in Netflix? Try the hand selected titles at Pureflix! Think Power Rangers is too wicked? Your kids will love the adventures of Bibleman! SNL? Watch Fire By Nite instead! Sons of Anarchy/Sons of Thunder, Hamilton/1820, Chip Chilla is merely the latest ripoff to sell to a deeply fearful and incurious market.

            >so what exactly is the point of making "Bluey for chuds"?
            Because it will sell to people who are genuinely and extremely worried that librul media will cause their children to question what they're told, and believe different things.

            >t., prancing lala homosexual man raised in such an environment

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I suck your sister's breasts, Shapiro

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le polaroid camera over smartphone camera pic
    Lol when they said they wanted to stray away from the use of smart devices in this shitty Bluey knockoff, they meant it lol.

    Polaroids are still based though.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OUGH CHARLA

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do "muh traditional family values!" always harp on the recent invention of the nuclear family, and not the communal family that's been a thing for centuries?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "communal family" longhouse culture bullshit is for earth-mother brown people
      the nuclear family is traditional to steppe herder descended Indo-European sky-father peoples

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because "traditional" almost always means shit the conjured up in their heads about the past

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These people b***h about "15 minute cities" while pining for western european villages. The only consistent moral framework they have is a hatred towards minorities.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >These people b***h about "15 minute cities" while pining for western european villages
        there's a pretty clear difference between those two things though? living in an idyllic village is just about the opposite to living in a GDP-optimized 'walkable' concrete pod hive, regardless of the fact that both mean you live near a grocery store

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The hit dog hollers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people voice disagreement towards things they disagree with
            woah shocking

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The hit dog hollers
            I've seen this on several different sites in the past few days, was there a firmware update or something?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Walkable cities aren't coming and your Koch/Wilkes brothers funded news group should start lying to you. The car companies aren't gonna pay you
          This shit doesn't matter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're drunk, anon. You just implied that car companies are paying him to shill for cities where cars aren't needed.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I think you're drunk, anon.
              I am
              >You just implied that car companies are paying him to shill for cities where cars aren't needed.
              Those cities don't exist moron, I'm implying that he's gobbling up car company propaganda demonizing the idea that things could be more walkable because he's convinced they're going to force him to eat bugs and suck wiener and other freudian shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't blame people for being paranoid about "eat ze bugs and live in ze pod" shit when Big GDP openly admits that's what they want

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're calling it communist when it's typical hyper capitalist new-Gilded Age tier shit, like company towns from 130 years ago. That's what the "pod" shit reminds me, but no these homosexuals rather focus on superficial gay pride month shit
                WEF, Blacrock, all these fricking hypercapitalist organizations only get criticized and only started being criticized when the conservative think tank machine implanted the new script in the npc mind
                I fricking hate this world

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You guys have mindbroken yourselves.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >umm the WEF has your best interests in mind chuddy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They don't
                Neither does Exxon Mobil, Ruport Murdoch, or the military industrial complex, etc. But go on and hate random trannies and brown people

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This may shock you but it is in fact possible to hate both megacorporations and trannies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your hate for megacorporations ends at pride month shit, you'll go back mocking some random mcdonalds worker and hating the idea of them or amazon workers unionizing or wanting higher pay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This may also shock you but you can hate both megacorporations and the average lazy moron McDonalds worker. Thinking the dumb Black folk who can't even manage to make a burger right don't deserve 20 bucks an hour doesn't mean I want to personally suck Ronald's wiener

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This may also shock you but you can hate both megacorporations and the average lazy moron McDonalds worker. Thinking the dumb Black folk
                And there we fricking go, there we see the classic right wing contempt for the working class. Hatred for themselves even because I doubt this guy is Jeff Bezos, disgusting grovelling dog you are.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its so funny, these dumbfricks will b***h about Soros and then rally around the folks keeping the wealthy from being taxed and fighting against worker rights.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "workers rights" and being anti-corporation have jack-shit to do with each other. C-suite executives are lazy worthless leeches. Un-fireable union boomers are lazy worthless leeches. Burger flippers demanding bachelors-degree pay are lazy worthless leeches. Simple as

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"workers rights" and being anti-corporation have jack-shit to do with each other
                BEN SHAPIRO YOU AREN'T SENDING IN YOUR BEST

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like you're just a hateful loser who is resentful at society while being too apathetic to do anything. I predict you will die on Cinemaphile after decades of seething.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hateful
                Correct, I hate anyone who does less work than me. No one should be doing less work than me. Lazy worthless frickers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe when the "working class" stops being such insufferable shitheads people will stop hating them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ooooh, and what, pray tell, are you then?

                You can't blame people for being paranoid about "eat ze bugs and live in ze pod" shit when Big GDP openly admits that's what they want

                OK, maybe people should be more concerned, but that's a problem because they're going to lobby and bribe and pressure governments to do it, i.e. corruption, not some vast globalist conspiracy. Governments want to control people but they don't give a shit about you eating bugs or steak and many would be concerned about changing things up too much in case it causes dissent. They want to control you but only so far as necessary.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You talk like a NPC, can you speak like a human being and not an election tourist spaz?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                coming from the guy using "mindbroken"? you're both buzzword homosexuals

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mindbroken isnt a buzzword, sorry bwo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Walkable cities aren't coming and your Koch/Wilkes brothers funded news group should start lying to you.
            Yeah I know they aren't. Not fully walkable ones that moronic urbanists want anyway.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So have any Bluey fans here watched this? How does it compare?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this show the She-Ra '18 equivalent for Twittards?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just even more watered down Bluey for conservatives

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno why it's causing such a fuss then. It reminds me of all the sperging out towards She-Ra all those years ago.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont see anyone talking about it at all outside of bait threads here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really surprised, honestly. Tbh, I feel both these shows pale in comparison to stuff like Little Bear and even Franklin imo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody really cares. I only do because I'm a self admitted politics obsessed loser and I hate Ben Shapiro, but most people here have the same politics as him minus the israeli part.
          I've seen reviews and clips of it, it's just more sedated Bluey, and I've never cared for Bluey

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >show for tradcons
        >the biggest fans on Cinemaphile are pedofurs
        LOL

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After the attempt of being "edgy" and "not like your bush era cons" in 2010's, conservatives are back to being the same corporate neocons demanding more weapons to israel and begging for more tax cuts, country club elitists mocking and holding contempt for the average joe who makes their food, and a pack of angry morons who just hate brown people
    Even their media is 20 years behind and only consumed as a political statement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a brown person who makes food for a living typed this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there something wrong with that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, you're brown

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is there anything wrong with being brown?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna say that has to be the biggest example of how fast the internet cultural zeitgeist moves. Once left wing tone policing and aggressive SJW culture calmed the frick down, edgy "anti-woke" Republicanism lost it's footing. I've heard the best way to put it is that no matter what happens, the political beliefs of the larger internet always will boil down to an edgy social libertarianism which follows a code of "leave me the frick alone" so it'll always side with whichever party feels like it's fingerwagging less.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Once left wing tone policing and aggressive SJW culture calmed the frick down
        when did that happen? am I allowed to say moron again?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this political shit flooding the thread.
    I just wanna frick the mom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Begging you to get some taste bro, its a shapeless blob

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've fapped to worse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post a single good piece of porn of the mom.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That one image of her that was drawn in one of the first threads made about the show.
            Don't have it on my phone. Don't care enough to dig in archives.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl, even THAT could be appealing if done right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know, for all the stereotypes and shit thrown at "libcuck" designs, most of them at least know enough about appeal that they can provide about as many "stopped clock" designs as they do actually crappy ones, which is a lot more than I could say for conservacucks

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally zero legitimate reason to want anything sexual in school libraries. Yes, this includes the bible.
    You can be indifferent to it, but being actively *for* smut in schools is a completely indefensible position. There is not a single argument for it, and you cannot present anything in your defense but lame quips copy-pasted from reddit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The easy counter argument is sex-ed books so kids know if they're being abused by a family member. We have decades of research to support that helps kids recognize abuse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's as simple as "don't let anyone but your doctor touch the place between your legs" and doesn't require anything explicit

        So national geographic showing a nude body is ban worthy?

        A bunch of naked tribals in a historical photo is not sexual, an anime girl in a bikini is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sex ed books dont need to require nudity
          You sound like a weirdo who jacks off to kids tbh, what the frick are you saying you dont need nudity shown for sexual education?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would sex ed need nudity? If the point is to prevent abuse and encourage protection, that can be done verbally. The only reason to introduce nudity is if what you're really trying to do is teach kids how to have sex, which isn't something public schools need to be doing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bunch of naked tribals in a historical photo is not sexual

          People were jerking off to those pictures before you had access to internet. I think there’s an entire episode of Married with Children where Bud gets caught trying to jerk off to them in the library.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You could jerk off to Michelangelo's David if you wanted, doesn't make it sexual. The distinction between something with artistic value and shit created specifically to arouse is pretty clear if you're not moronic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Michelangelo's David
              That literally got a fricking teacher to lose their job because parents complained
              Again, the fricking Bible was ruled to be sexual, a big muscly man with his dick out(which was already censored centuries prior) would be far beyond that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *conservative religous parents
                This is why those freaks shouldnt be given power

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The fricking Bible is considered sexual, you don't think some nude breasts are?
                Yes, the bible is a shitty fiction book but photographs can have historical importance.
                >b-but christianity has influenced histo-
                Then you can read about it in a textbook

                They're the ones that created and pushed for these laws, so I'll grab my fedora and join you to show them the logical extremes of this moronation. Except it'll just be you enjoying this unironically

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Florida school literally banned showing a picture of David because “it’s pornographic”.

                >umm these people with vaguely similar beliefs to you did something you clearly disagree with, that means you're wrong
                Okay moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so you’re too stupid to not get the point that conservatives will consider anything too obscene and sexual if given the opportunity.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >umm these people with vaguely similar beliefs to you did something you clearly disagree with, that means you're wrong
                You literally just repeated your argument, moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This guy is beyond help and is just a conservative larping as some centrist or some shit, this is hopeless

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This guy is beyond help and is just a conservative larping as some centrist or some shit, this is hopeless

                >replying to your own post to tell yourself you won
                lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no way multiple people could disagree with me

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Florida school literally banned showing a picture of David because “it’s pornographic”.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A bunch of naked tribals in a historical photo is not sexual
          So you're the one making the laws now? The fricking Bible is considered sexual, you don't think some nude breasts are?

          >bunch of naked tribals in a historical photo is not sexual

          People were jerking off to those pictures before you had access to internet. I think there’s an entire episode of Married with Children where Bud gets caught trying to jerk off to them in the library.

          The fricking adaptation for Kick-Ass has a joke about it. Hell, I fricking have old nat geo magazines that I know i would feel weird about it I were younger

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The fricking Bible is considered sexual, you don't think some nude breasts are?
            Yes, the bible is a shitty fiction book but photographs can have historical importance.
            >b-but christianity has influenced histo-
            Then you can read about it in a textbook

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So national geographic showing a nude body is ban worthy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then all their tradwife porn is stacked women in amish dresses doing mommydom play. Its so goofy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh you have an opinion? you must watch this specific type of fetish porn
        Cinemaphile posters are the most schizophrenic morons on the planet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant to reply to

          It’s the same shit as when conservatives were using those image filters to make women look more trad wife-ish in conservative dreases. And then they turn and cry about how libs hate beauty and are demoralising men because there isn’t tons of nudity and sex scenes in tv and movies again, while they’re completely ignoring how saturated the world still is with sexualised women imagery in advertising , pop music, fashion, etc.

          But I'm glad it offended you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >school libraries
      On a tangential note, I've got to ask: why even have school libraries when we already have municipal ones? It's redundant, and not in a helpful way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why do we have books in the place of learning where kids spend 1/4 of their day 5 days a week
        Are you moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can just get the books outside of school hours.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My local library got torn down

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And it wasn't replaced with a new one beforehand? I highly, highly doubt it. Besides, there's more reasons for getting rid of the unnecessary duplicate that is school libraries than just *saving* tax dollars; it also carries the benefit of being a transparency measure.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And it wasn't replaced with a new one beforehand?
            No

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This doesn't pass the sniff test; it's quite literally "source: I made it up" territory.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright bud

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would sex ed need nudity? If the point is to prevent abuse and encourage protection, that can be done verbally. The only reason to introduce nudity is if what you're really trying to do is teach kids how to have sex, which isn't something public schools need to be doing.

            I've never seen someone be this upset that schools have libraries.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anything sexual
      >smut
      Keep riding fast and loose with those definition bucko, I'm hoping to the point where we ban pregnant women from books because that implies those prostituteS got SHOT FULL OF MAN GOO and you can't have kids reading that, yes even fricking 17 year olds in high school
      I just read this fricking disgusting smut, which lines like "black ram and tupping your white mew". Who does this Shakespere groomer think he is with this "Othello" garbage?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna find and kill this fricking Shakespeare sex freak, who the frick would tell "beast with two backs" to children?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why would sex ed need nudity?
    Jesus christ

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I-IS THAT A URETHRA? WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME AN X RAY OF A WOMB? I AM REPORTING THIS TO LORD DESANTIS

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >right wings make a cartoon
    >NuCinemaphile seethe starts flooding in
    Really makes you think,I've never watch it and probably never will bluey looks 1000x better but seething over this is one of the most moronic things of recent memoryCinemaphile has done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're late bro, your kind is currently tardind out about nudity in books.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about any of that personally I think both sides are moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nu
      I remember when this place shat on chick tracks and some cringe conservative newspaper cartoons like 13 year ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's pushing the narrative that Cinemaphile has always been the Mecca for tradcon gays that he and his kind have been trying to turn it into since the 2016 election.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're calling this nuCinemaphile and not the guys talking about banning "risque" comics?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        old Cinemaphile is enjoying risque comics
        nu Cinemaphile is seething and pissing yourself over boomers banning risque comics from schools

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I read Maus from a school library and I liked it, meanwhile that one's getting banned
          I don't care if it's so called "israelite propaganda btw", you're the ones thinking someone is jerking off to it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have zero argument so I'll just quote a random snippet and act shocked
    I accept your concession

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least now I can stomp and burn on copies of One Piece and pretend I'm being morally righteous

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting how every chip chilla thread turns into a /misc/ thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chip Chilla
      >made by an explicitly conservative media company
      >as a conservative ripoff of a much better show
      >voice cast of explicit conservatives
      It's a bit like trying to talk about sharks without trying to talk about the ocean.

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