Anyone else watched Demolition Man and when they mentioned that they never found Stallone's family you thought it was some foreshadowing that San...

Anyone else watched Demolition Man and when they mentioned that they never found Stallone's family you thought it was some foreshadowing that Sandra Bullock is actually his daughter?
Imagine that was actually true and you're Stallone and you get to frick this at the end and she's also your daughter.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to have a daughter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And I can't wait to babysit your daughter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that, Anon? Tell us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yo, I wish she was my daughter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CHUG CH-CH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you'll discipline your daughter with weekly bare bottom spankings, Anon. From the ages of 8 until 18, just to keep her humble, obviously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What would you use to discipline her, anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hand at first and then hairbrush or the wooden spoon if she acted, of course.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My hand, of course. I want to feel it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You want to feel what, anon? Are you telling me that you spank her somewhere other than her bottom if she refused to stay still? Because that's what I'm hearing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah imagine that haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5/5 post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Cleatus, settle down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fine American and European tradition. You should let Rick and Morty educate you.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Oldboy.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't one of the extras supposed to be his daughter but got edited out?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I finally found out what the shells are for. It's pretty genius.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too young, in any case she would be his grand daughter.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay they didn't have any physical contact.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A subplot involving Spartan's daughter was cut for pacing reasons.
    >This led to some confusion at test screenings, where audiences thought Sandra Bullock was the daughter, and reacted negatively to the scene where they were about to have sex.[17]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How would she be his daughter if he was frozen longer than she wouldve been alive? She wouldve been an old lady.
      The daughter plot wouldnt have made any sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But it was in the first draft of Wurlitzer’s Dune script that the greatest, and most controversial, alteration of Herbert’s book took place. “I took what I always felt to be a latent but very strong Oedipal attraction between Paul and the Lady Jessica, his mother, one step further.” Wurlitzer said. “I injected a lovemaking sequence between these two. I meant that act as a supreme defiance of certain boundaries, which might make Paul even more heroic—in the sense that he willingly, but lovingly, broke a taboo.”

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their society would absolutely tolerate GSA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GSA?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gay Sex Action

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Genetic sexual attraction. Or, as they called it before the mid 21st century, "incest".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God I'm so tired of the constant reframing for these things

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah watching it I thought she was going to be his daughter up to the sex scene and I figured they wouldn’t do that in a movie like this.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Sandra being his daughter would have been a fun idea. The movie is great anyway so it doesn’t matter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously she wouldn't have cared and it would have been up to him to stop it, just like real life.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sandra bullock was never hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was my childhood crush.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She does things to my bullocks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. has never seen Speed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like Sneed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a city slicker on your porch. Once he harvests 50 tomacco plants, you can no longer mock his Gucci loafers and fancy German car. What do you say? What do you say?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In some of the made-for-tv cuts she finds his daughter and Stallone shuts that shit down quickly cause she'd be in her 40s or 50s now and think Stallone was a mutant or something.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    During tbe mental sex scene, we saw flashz of her body. Those breasts are really hers or was just another dumb stunt?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The black helicopter pilot would have gotten a good laugh

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sandra bullock is fricking ugly and eveyone on this board disappoints me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the FRICK up homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She does look like a man here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a very cute man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was supposed to be a brute, mannish cop in this. A fish out of the water. The walk reflects that perfectly. Then look at the hairflick.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gothbullock

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That would be keyed af.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 shells was never explained either

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you'll never be mind-fricked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > it predicted cybersex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally masturbation on video calls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >his disgusted face when she pulls out the HDMI cables and vr headsets

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're all disgusting perverts.

    Have you no shame?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Sandra Bullock was your daughter, you wouldn't frick her?? I think you need meds, dude.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone else watched Demolition Man and when they mentioned that they never found Stallone's family you thought it was some foreshadowing that Sandra Bullock is actually his daughter?
    Nope. Never even crossed my mind. But I'm not a coomer with an incest fetish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      guess they test screened it to incest coomers back in the 90s then

      >A subplot involving Spartan's daughter was cut for pacing reasons.
      >This led to some confusion at test screenings, where audiences thought Sandra Bullock was the daughter, and reacted negatively to the scene where they were about to have sex.[17]

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well Cinemaphile?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >filename

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no a fully clothed picture of a celebrity when she was a teenager
        Absolute homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well what?
      She actually looks older her. And like she has skin cancer. Nice lack of bra tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just know she passed around like this in order to secure her future in the hills.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the cartoon he meets his kid in the underground

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