>anyone have a threesome here?
>anyone a squirter, been with a squirter?
how many years can he keep this top quality routine relevant?
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>anyone have a threesome here? >anyone a squirter, been with a squirter?
dudes ugly
What does he have to do with Television and Film?
Even the Arcane spam was more on topic than this shit.
The Adam Friedland show adjacent
>podcasts are tv and film
no
There is not a single board other than Cinemaphile where podcast discussion could go. Maybe if they made the /incel/ (internet celebrity) board but they haven't.
TAFS isnot a podcast. It's a television show.
No it’s not mate.
Which television channel is it on?
Mine
patreon streaming, if you can discuss netflix and disney+ shows TAFS is Cinemaphile related.
netflix and disney+ content is produced or published by studios.
cumtown is produced by a bunch of homosexuals.
patreon is not a "tv and film" streaming platform either
those studios are all ran by a bunch of homosexuals. what makes them different?
Nick and Adam literally leased a studio for 6 figures now what?
>he thinks netflix and disney content isn’t produced by homosexuals
Not gonna make it homie
>independent media video channels can’t be discussed here
>netflix, which is online is Cinemaphile
>a late night talk show thats on the internet is not
OK, and? You don't need to be attractive to be a stand-up comedian. Sounds like you're projecting, buddy.
K Ugly McUgly
i liked his cameo in the latest tafs
remember that time Adam shat his pants
nick showed him absolutely zero sympathy and brow him the entire time lol
>and brow him the entire time lol
I see my theory that only ESLs listen to this garbage was correct.
EFLs are stupid tards
>EFL
ESL detected. In English we say “ESL”
typical efl cope
my theory is you should get a job
LOOK EBERYBODY! STAV’S BACK
he was actually on?
kek did they riff on it or was anon making a joke
timestamp plz
During the Dracula interview, they joked that there are worse looks, like being 300 pounds and bald
where are these video podcasts I just get my audio through RSS
Patreon or Youtube
what ep is this
First video episode
cumtown made me laugh sometimes, but dang stav is hard to look at
Unironically got a chuckle out of me
literally who
Nick's got those sodoku eyes
nick isnt in that photo
Where are you guys watching these episodes? Don't tell me you actually pay for them....
They're all on youtube.
That’s totally some ass fisting in the contact pic right?
yes
>kill
>dasha
yes master
What's the deal with having a little uncircumcised penis?
At least he has cool shoes
At least 50% of a comedian's appeal is the sneakers.
Bugmen humor. It's so bizarre that fans of this homosexualry find themselves on this site.
It's prime Cinemaphile humor. Nick was raised by Encyclopedia Dramatica and early Cinemaphile.
Nick is a Cinemaphile poster and steals from here all the time.
believe it or not, your sense of humor is somehow worse than the average Cinemaphile user's
yeah, bet these npc's also posted in the goys generals. For some reason, red-dit keeps taking over here.
did I mention I get pussy (now that I'm rich and famous)?
Does stav get cum town residuals?
BUILD ME A SET
Stav and Nick & Adam are both significantly less funny apart. The world is a little worse now that Cum Town is over
I agree but I would only want them doing cum town if they did it and were happy about the show and grateful it's so successful, it was fricking obnoxious having them whine every goddamn episode about how AWFUL it was to call things gay for 2 hours a week and make a six figure salary. If that's how they were going to be then it's good it ended early. You have to remember that Nick was like 95% of what made cum town good so as long as he's around things are still funny.
>ended early
homie it ended too late if anything, the show has been shit for like the past 2 years
>about how AWFUL it was to call things gay for 2 hours a week and make a six figure salary.
love seeing homies who spout shit like this. have absolutely zero dignity or creative integrity about you. hell, you've probably never had a creative pursuit in your life. just another npc droidbot
Usually I would agree with you, but were talking about Stav here, there's nothing creative about him.
But the breakfast
Here's Stav's "creative integrity"
Someone should tell Stav that jerking off is not a threesome just because you weigh as much as three people
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
made me giggle
Lost
Yeah nothing says creative like doing standup with sex jokes you wrote six years ago, quit your homosexual babbling you worthless frick
Dunno what you're taking about, the last TAFS episode is the funniest thing they've done in years.
You could not be more wrong.
Nick + Adam has been amazing
Stav was pulling them down
Can you imagine the Dracula bit with Stav constantly fatly interrupting because he is angry about sandwhiches or asking what a vampire is or laughing at his own farts?
stav is awful. i am so fricking glad he's gone. i have so many old episodes of cum town to listen to, that now there is TAFS, i don't even want to listen to them because stav is so fricking annoying. it's not even the laugh, i don't mind an annoying laugh, but the way he would constantly stop nick from making jokes, constantly would change the subject to 'YO I LOVE SUCKIN ON breasts YO!!' and etc, it was so fricking ANNOYING. a massive waste of time, just let nick mullen talk you stupid fat moronic coomer. god i hope he fails, i fricking hate him so much. unless it means he comes back to the podcast, then i hope he's mildly successful. i did went and tried an old episode the other day and they announced at the beginning that stav wasnt there and i was stoked. forget who the guest was but he was so much better than stav
The Stavbot episode? That really highlighted how worthless he is. I genuine thought they were screwing around and that was the real stav becauae I couldnt tell it was a bot
nah, it was a very recent episode, as in, maybe 20 episodes before TAFS. he was on his famous 'tour'
but the stavbot episode was so fricking funny
simply, unequivocally, undoubtedly incorrect.
frick off, bolshevik moron
The episodes of CT that didn't have stav on them were their best usually.
Why is the org and Marfan so shit?
Being on reddit moored the sub culture to a baseline level of compliance and acceptability that made it better. Offsite all the schizos and racists just drove off anyone decent. Proof of concept for Nick's whole "It's funnier not to say it" ethos
Yeah, there were also way more users on the old sub which didn't make meta posting about users as common. The amount of gay meta drama on there is so tiring, especially when the main admin is usually one of the biggest offenders of it. His constant freak outs have pushed me off the site more and more
I can’t believe you gays kept up with that shit. Once the sub was killed it was over. Move on
intro bit had me screaming
The bug has become a butterfly.
Literally who? Explain this to me as a bong, from the pic i'm guessing it's a "red sea pedestrians get paid millions for mediocrity" shocker.
Why are all British people so fricking autistic
How are adam and nick gonna be funny without a morbidly obese greek man farting into the mic and talking about how small his dick is
I want a SCAR too but I live in Cucknada.
The SCAR is fricking ugly. Get a VZ58 instead. And then kill your globalist government.
>cheap shitcope rifles
Tavor and Ruger Precision master race.
>memes
Unironically just get an AR-15. Daniel Defense if you want something nice or IWI/J.O.E./M&P 15 if you want something affordable but not complete ass.
If you want to take the time and effort to do so, build your own AR but I’m not going to get into that here.
Stav seems like a very evil person
he's a pedo, which is why youtube is pushing him so hard.
if you search cum town, only videos with him show up
It's Pat
Will peak as live action Carl in next Aqua Teen movie
He couldn’t pull that role off. Carl is too “toxic” probably reminds Stav of his dad and he’d cry trying to imitate a guy like that
>that filename
Is that dude Greek?
his parents are
He went full Reddit man.
Everyone knows you never go full Reddit.
what kind of moron gives up $30k a month for 4 hours work a week?, theres no way in hell hes gonna make anywhere near that travelling around the country doing shows for 50 people
he started hanging out with commie twitch streamers and they kept talking shit about the podcast and how problematic it was and convinced him he could be successful on his own. they sabotaged him
He fatly thought he contributed a significant amount of the humor and could make it on his own
they get paid like $10k per venue for 2 day's work
>they get paid like $10k per venue for 2 day's work
sauce?
Bullshit
100 people pay 40 bucks thats only 4000 and there are usually more than one comedian per night
Even if the place only takes the drink money and gives the rest to the comedian thats 2000-3000. Which is a lot but not 10k
No he's right, you're not factoring in that the gig at these venues usually last 2-3 days, and that the venue earns money from food orders and drinks too
Damn Red Bar is still on and Mike is doing things like this? Has he evolved past being a mentally ill loner yet? I feel like he’s about thirty deep ok destroyed friend groups and last time I saw him he was literally just pathologically bullying target after target for way too long without any content in order to laugh through the pain of downfall after downfall.
I mean really how is Mike? I listened since 2005 or so and I have to say he’s an insane person
Cut to me Jules
So how’s the show then still just as manic and lonely as it used to be? Does he still spend hours angry
Jules cut to me
weekdays on nick
I've kept up with the show for about a decade now, kinda melancholic to see Mike evolve in phases until he got to where he is now. After the Kyle Lane thing was solved it was a really fun: plenty of guests, prank calls, sensible rants, moments of him just acting insane for fun. Over time he started thinking guests were cringe, he went all out into a health kick and self-makeover, started making fools a major part of the show. The fools stuff, a lot of it just coverage where Mike comments on a recent video or something, started eclipsing everything else until it just became ad-unfriendly TMZ. He got married to a fan, started singing during every show for some reason, adopted a chill grampa style, started using youtube as a clickbait platform to lure in new fans, and started making merch available for limited times only. A little over a year ago he completely stopped the show because of his mystery disease, then moved all the way to the southwest and established a ridiculously expensive new studio before making a grand return. Also
>content
gross word for people with patreons and ad reads that tell you to like/sub/hit that bell (homosexuals)
the singing shit is why I dropped him. its mildly entertaining to see him riff over a clip, but then he'll out of nowhere sing for 2 hours, which literally no one in his audience wants to see. what a fricking idiot.
>4 hours work a week?,
By the end he refused to even do that, he was the 1 that made them prerecord lije 5 episodes in a day so he wouldnt have to drive across the city to see his friends
Stav got 1 million views on a single YouTube special and quit his 6 figure podcast job where all he has to do it get high and laugh at Nicks jokes
TAFS is so much better that C*m Town.
It’s incredible. It’s like a massive weight has been lifted from Nick and Adam’s shoulders and they feel free to make jokes again and just generally enjoy live.
>so anyone here ever cheated on their partner?
>come on, someone must have
>admit it whoever has cheated on their partner, i wont make fun of you
*one guy sheepishly raises his hand*
>you sick fricking bastard!!! you cheated on your partner??? who the frick even are you?? why would you share that???
Absolute hack. fat greasy c**t
lmao did he really do that?
yep. even posted it to his own channel as if it was some epic own
https://youtube.com/shorts/v_gQX7Pj08g?feature=share
Fat greasy c**t. I absolutely hate this man
Is there a single post on this board that isn't just complaining about shit no one cares about?
I knew it was downhill when he popped up on streams with Chunks Newphew
Only a soft headed addict would think it’s a good career move to throw your lot in with that sector
>stav gone
>patreon keeps going up
>show funny again
This is great
Now all I need is him to be publicly outed as a pedophile and then dead
We need someone to come out with a fake story about how he raped them or fricked them while they were drunk. Even if it's fake, his rep will take a hit
No, the best course of action is for him to become a mildly successful comedian. If he fails he might join TAFS again, and I'm sure he would ruin it
They'd never let him join back, they're not that spineless
Nick said either in the first or second test video episode something like "if he wants he can apologize" right after he mocked him without naming him
>does 10 minutes of bad stand up
>does 50 minutes of shitty unfunny crowd work
>”THANKS GUYS YOUVE BEEN GREAT”
>using Stav's cut of the patreon to make the show funny again
based
I wanna have sex with Dasha, don't care about any of these other morons
She has sex with black men
she looks like she smells really bad. anna is much better looking
Anna has a moronic haircut though
Anyone who listened to Cumtown would have this experience:
>instinctively hate this fat frick and his annoying laugh
>Stockholm Syndrome kicks in, his moronic laugh becomes a kind of laugh track that sometimes elevates bits
>come full circle, realize that's all he is, a laugh track for Nick Mullen
Even Adam is funnier (especially his real life anecdotes), and that's saying something.
>*melodic tune* something something small dick
>something something im gay
>something something i want my wiener sucked
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>Haha imagine if there was a baby and you fricked the baby and the baby’s dick was hrd haha
What the actual frick is wrong with him?
He’s a pedophile
I would correct you and say that he's Greek but that would be a synonym
I'm not gay, not even slightly, but I want to have sweaty passionate sex with Adam
How many times has Stav talked about working out or losing weight but he keeps getting fatter
What’s up with that man
he was doing so well until he hurt his foot
it's a shitty verbal crutch because he has literally nothing interesting or funny to say
No I think his verbal crutch is eating
>dude I'm gonna hit the gym be a paleo warrior
>*gains 40lbs*
If you listen from the beginning of Cumtown he does this like eight times
20,000 step bastard
Damn he is just like me
>i hurt my foot
>i had a fight with my dad
the two main excuses
reddit: the comedian
stav's special was a dud. a solid 5. all his heat came from the success of the crowd work shorts, which were publicity for the special, which then sucked. so his views have fallen off and he's not in everybody's algorithm anymore. He's settling into his natural place as b-tier kreischer, and he'll be doing stand-up gigs for the rest of his life refusing to mention cumtown to any fan that shows up.
meanwhile his two friends are glad he's not there to be a bitter dickhead about their goals
Marone… this seems true pretty sad. Maybe he’ll be able to dickride “the machine” to get on his festival. TAFS x Mssp crossover was kino though and Shane is already on that tour. Not surprised the fat greek moron made a dumb play
Hate him or love him, at least Kreischer got some kind of personality. Something about him. What does Stav have?
Did the ESL zoomers on this board just discover Bert Kreischer or something? He’s been doing standup for over 20 years and had a Travel Channel show in the 00s.
>Did the ESL zoomers on this board just discover Bert Kreischer or something?
The frick does I know. Why did you ask that?
Because the majority of Cum Town fans on Cinemaphile seem to be ESLs. Just curious.
It's cute that you think most of this board isn't esl foreigners. Dumb homosexuals from europe and south america.
vaffanculo
Americans genuinely believing that they're smarter than yuros is always cute
I'm not American moron lmao
Where are you from?
>>be me, elite american
>>go to ivy, believe the stereotypes about the average american being stupid as shit
>>get job in tokyo
around euros
>>they are as stupid and sheepish as my people with an elitism to make it all the worse
get fricked
I honestly having trouble telling the difference between Americans and ESLs.
The average American speaks half a language
I dont respect fat people (male)
keep in mind that this fat hack reused a bit that he wrote 6 years ago
actually the first 15 minutes of his special was verbatim his set at cumtown live
I've never liked this guy but seeing how much he makes people in this thread seethe, I'm starting to think he's based
Unfortunately this is one of the cases where Cinemaphile is right
epic contrarianism bro
This is from the Fatmans special, are these tips or something?, ive never seen this on youtube before.
Yeah these are tips. Anyway most of his comments seem to be written by bots. I wonder how many views his agent bought in the last few months
Didn’t Stav spend like $100,000 on this special? Probably spent $10k-$20k of that on to boost his view count and likes with bot accounts.
He said 30k
Anyway I think he is paying for bots on tiktok too
The small bump in june was Stav leaving.
He was really weighing them down
Stav trying to get on the hasanabi party bus
how did that go on the podcast he was making fun of everyone but started crying like a girl when someone mentioned his ankle or something
>”nice shoes”
>laugh for the next five minutes
Kino episode
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
I'm a fat frick and I don't like this FAT b***h
>stav on a podcast explaining why he left Cumtown
>Indian shills defending him in the comments
Kek, his agency really went all out with the poo patrol
link?
>explaining why he left Cumtown
Let me guess, something about how hard it was to keep thinking of tunes to sing “I’m gay and my dick is small” to?
I listened to about a half episode a few years ago and he got really assmad when Nick made fun of him for being a fatass. (which was funny) He was like "THATS NOT FUNNY YOU ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF ME" or some shit, can barely remember but that mild tantrum was really off-putting to me
TAFS has some of the best energy the show has had in years and I genuinely believe that Nick gout out of his creative rut and put in actual effort just as a convoluted plot to frick over the Fat man out of spite.
That one episode without stav and Nick was great.
You got to see Adams beaten housewife persona crack just a little bit
The only bad thing about TAFS is no more audio and having to pay (for real this time) to watch the videos
I’ve found them all on YouTube
i did that, the first one had some grainy footage, wide shot of a studio, and then after like 10 minutes turned into Prototype gameplay footage for the rest of the video. second one was completely gameplay footage lol
They aren't the ones putting gameplay footage dumbass
look fricking moron can't type episode name into youtube lmao
The comments on his videos have to be paid marketing psy-ops, right
>The king of crowd work
All he does is ask banal questions like what do you do for a job or whatever then says "hehehehe of course you do" then does a shitty riff/joke that every normie has done before. Its genuinely awful.
It is, he openly brags about having paid some big marketing team or some shit a lot.
Am I supposed to believe Stav has tons of sex.
Wells its quantified in tonnage due to his weight
Am I supposed to believe that Stav can still maintain an erection?
Supposedly on his latest podcast appearance, he said that he was too obese for dick pills to work
But the breakfast?
I can't believe Cinemaphile boomers think this guy is hilarious
The ESLs on this board love cringey garbage like Cum Town and MMA/UFC-adjacent "comedians" for some reason.
>finally watch a video on Stav's channel a little while back
>Elon Musk is like bad because he's rich
The Stav paid shill YouTube campaign is no match for Andrew Tates
Andrew Tates' strategy is brilliant. In his courses he teaches people how to clip his videos and make them viral. His shills literally pay him to learn how to shill him
What?
Andrew Tates gives courses in how to be an alpha. Part of the course is about learning how to clip his videos and about techniques to make them viral (through titles, keywords, thumbnails, etc).
holy kek what a fricking king. homies playing 6d chess.
When i started watching cumtown i thought the whole "im gay" thing from the fans was some low effort meme, two years in im not afraid to admit that i am a little bit gay for Adam and full blown for Nick
>unironically watching and liking this commie shit
You npc's go to red-dit, watch capeshit and liked the boys, didn't you?
How is cumtown reddit?, their subs forever get banned on there and they constantly make fun of blacks,jews,chinks,trannies etc
Whoa anon, sounds like pretty hardcore stuff! Mature content only!
He says on the hive of intellectual discussion that is Cinemaphiles Cinemaphile
Don't kid yourself homosexual, like half of the threads on this shithole are copy pasted word for word from the front page of reddit, don't pretend this place is any better.
Go back
Make me homosexual
cum town is more Cinemaphile than Cinemaphile.
you have to go back, newbie.
>*nasally virgin voice*
>You npc's go to red-dit, watch capeshit and liked the boys, didn't you?
the new show is better imo
"Adam this is your rabbi!"
>Rabbi telepathically contacts Adam to encourage him
>Immediately changes the topic to try to get Adam to testify at his court hearing for molesting him.
Pure genius, nearly pissed my pants when I saw the photoshopped nick on the Brooklyn bridge.
I am missing all this detail because I am watching the episodes audio only in my car
holy shit i didnt think nick had it in him to put this much effort into something again, and I also didnt think adam could carry it, but they both do
stav really was a 500lb tumour
Digits and stav dies
reroll
so apparently the real reason he quit Cumtown is just that he's lazy and didn't want to do the pod? But my internet friends to;ld me its because he and BASED Nick got into an argument and Stav got butthurt.
He left the pod because he’s trying to become famous. Quit being autistic
he want to milk woke crowd. being on cumtown a little bit problematic
>an argument
If thats what you want to call it, that fricking whale took a swing at him
Nick can barely stand
you know, its kinda nice how the whole board has come together to hate on stav.
The fact that so many disgusting ESLs like Cum Town leads me to believe it’s not a good podcast.
you seem to bring ESL's up alot anon, are you hiding something?
I want every single ESL worm on this board exposed. They have awful taste in everything.
this is news to me. thought it was white millenials mostly
Only people who keep bringing up ESLs at every turn are ESLs themselves.
Dude is projecting hard.
Also, anyone claiming Cum Town is "Reddit" is both a newbie and too moronic to do a Google search to see that no Cum Town sub even stays up anymore because they all get deleted. Existence of the subs is beside the point though: Mullen's entire sense of humor is informed by early Cinemaphile/SomethingAwful/early YouTube shit. If he didn't have the minimum social grace that he does, there have been podcasts where he easily could have been goaded into talking about Chris-chan for the whole hour. The big problem is the huge influx of newbies we've had since 2015 have no idea what the culture is supposed to be here and just fill every board with garbage and false-flagging threads while they seethe about people enjoying shit.
he's such a vindictive, godless piece of trash. selling out to the radical left and abandoning his friends to do exactly the same set i saw in 2016 god
he's stupid, obsessed w sex, and fragile
he always insults people for being poor or not having sex. such projection. he's gonna burn in hell because he's too vain to realize his own flaws let alone reach out to god
It's strange how Adam manages to take all the shit those two threw at him for half a decade and yet still persevered, probably because he knows that nick is just an autismo that doesn't really mean it.
While stav is a paper skinned little b***h that gets pissy if anyone dares talk back to him.
they are both my friends so i'm not going to take sides. i just hope they are happy
he reminds me of the liberal bugmen friends i had growing up that collectively stabbed me in the back for being superior to them
it's why jesus is necessary. without god we are such evil pieces of shit
>probably because he knows that nick is just an autismo that doesn't really mean it.
It's actually because IRL Adam is the most socially adjusted of the three. He's actually kinda popular, which makes him not care about Nick piling on him. On the other hand Stav's life is a mess, which makes him to fragile to take any criticism
I had a dream where Jesus was giving me oral sex. What does this mean?
You were probably being possessed by Satan
That doesn’t make sense, it was obviously Jesus doing the act on me.
I guess you're still possessed
Btw Jesus is my 45 year old gardener
>I wish I didn't leave
Lets write some cumtown bits.
>Frodo and Sam were gay as frick dude
>hell yeah ehehehehe
>I thought Sam got some hobbit pussy from that b***h at the end though
>Gandalf the Gay
>ehehehehehehehehe
>"I am not trying to rob you! I'm trying to frick your butthole"
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
It’s funny that a couple of years ago everyone thought Adam was the “woke” one dragging down the show but it’s become 1000% clear it was Stav.
Also, relatedly, Red Scare becoming a full blown neoreactionary podcast over the past couple of years is also funny. Who would have thought the edgy thing in New York now is to be hard right and hang out in Chinatown
>It’s funny that a couple of years ago everyone thought Adam was the “woke” one dragging down the show but it’s become 1000% clear it was Stav.
Who was saying that? Adam is meek and non-confrontational so he is easily swayed by leftists, but on the pod it was the opposite, he bows to Nick
Stav however was constantly virtue signalling. Like when they are discussing the down syndrome guy who does coke and bangs prostitutes, but when Nick says he hates lesbains Stav had to pause the whole bit to say that homophobia is bad and not cool. He does that constantly
Why is the New York leftoid scene so popular
Because there better than the unfunny LA comics drone on about their boring lives on their hack podcasts, Rogan ruined everything
Imagine simping for comics in a place you don't even live
>in a place you don't even live
why would that matter?
Dumb foreigner. Worry about your shitty country lmao
So im a foreigner because i dont live in New York or LA?, you do realise both those cities are full of said foreigners right?
a lot of people are new to stav so the clock is at 00:00 for them, could take a decade before people realize he got nothing going on
Ive been cleaning my penis all day where are dee gurlz?
pathetic
Wow he's like a female comedian.
There's nothing funny about fat people. They are repulsive to look at.
But the breakfast
Claim your favorite Cum Town character
Go
Claiming San Frangelico guy
Michael Douglas easy. Hilarious
Seth Dickfield
I keep forgetting whether wienerfield or Dickfield is the real one.
Molestrios
Jeff Goldblum
Gay rapist Christopher Walken trying to do crowd work at an open mic
8kun Neo/Edgy Prank Kid (who turned out to be Nick)
Molested cholo
Howard you crazy for this one
Adam’s family snitching to the nazis
Claiming incel Sebastian
African Guy.
>a lot of people ask me "Goodluck Jonathan, where did you get your name 'Goodluck'?" and the answer is: fourty years ago, I had sex with a woman without her consent, and the police never found out.
Nick's Don Draper
Adam’s Dad
garfeel l'sagna
Tom Myers, A Comedian
Molested Mexican day laborer
Robin Williams in I Am Sam
>cumtown gays still think being a leftist is way different than being a liberal
Trans lives matter, but gay chinese morons hahahahaha
Red Scare bros, we used to have the overt edge to CT for multiple years and now TAFS mogs us. This can't be happening!
Me on the right mogging dasha
Dasha is pretty. Go be gay somewhere else.
I can go outside right now and find a dozen women that can absolutely mog dasha.
Pretty ugly
Dasha actually looks like my 14yo brother
Can I meet him?
NO!
cumtown thread
Your brothers hot
Red Scare becoming an explicitly hard-right podcast has been a great pivot
Dasha seems genuinely embarrassed about her “sailor socialism” phase
actual griftery
nuh uh
how is this ugly asymmetrical down's syndrome looking b***h the face of hot dirtbag left chicks. a homeless women riddled with pneumonia would mog her. her hotgirl larp is so cringe. zero self awareness
>you ever had a taquito from costco?
>hell yeah dude costco is the shit
>those beef taquitos with the sour cream? forget about it
>imagine if you'd be gay and working at costco
>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
>like eating your gay taquito on gay break
>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>at gay costco
>hell yeah dude. that's a great bit
I can sense a butthurt ESL masquerading as anti-ESL in this thread
what did the Fat mean by this?
War Mode
He fricks babies
I wish this fat homosexual would croak.
he's only 33. wait about 17 more years and he'll have a heart attack and die
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
He is triple boosted so it will happen in a few months
He'll die long before 40.
Wtf is c**town?
Tried watching some of his standup and stopped the moment he began snickering at his own material. The fricking arrogance of this guy...