Anyone want a sea bass or something?

Anyone want a sea bass or something?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually I really need to shave, can I use your cream?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can use all my cream big boy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shaving cream part of the device worked

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea but you would pick it up and notice the weight or center of gravity was off. maybe even hear the fancy shit jingling inside

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd think most people would just shrug it off. I wanna shave and get some sack time.
          But it would be an awfully big risk to lend it to someone. They might accidentally start unscrewing it by just fiddling around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I really need some pie topping. You got any Cool Whip or something?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't get cheap on me Alan.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >air conditioned bunker
    >chili
    >sea bass
    >ice cream
    >soda
    If they had Doom it would have been a good weekend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can bet your ass that Nedry had a few pirated roms on his work computer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, he had a Mac, not so great for games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, he had a Mac, not so great for games

        I'm slightly sad he and Lex didn't have a scene together where they could talk shop about computer shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually would have been kino since the only build up to her big scene is a throwaway line “Im a hacker.” yeah ok
          Just have her hovering over his shoulder and she calls something out, Nedry gives her the Nedry Look and goes “how did you know that?” Cue a Samuel L Jackson wiseass crack “We should hire her instead” and more Nedry seethe before the tour starts
          Good idea Anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's pretty good, Satan

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll take some with some chili

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post a “Chilean” Sea Bass, fuckers are hideous. Pure ludokino when you realize Hammond’s chef is feeding people nasty oily nightmare fish with a fake name and fancy garnish. Its like the promise of Jurassic Park on a miniature scale

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no such thing as a Chilean sea bass. Hammond served chilli and sea bass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Chill Ian's Seabass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        From Wikipedia:
        >The Patagonian and the Antarctic toothfishes are sometimes sold under the culinary name "Chili and sea bass" in the United States and Canada.

        >The name "Chili and seabass" was invented by a fish wholesaler named Lee Lantz in 1977. He was looking for a name to make it attractive to the American market.[16] He considered "Jalapeño sea bass" and "Rice and beans and sea bass" before settling on "Chili and sea bass".[17] In 1994, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration accepted "Chili and seabass" as an "alternative market name" for the Patagonian toothfish dish,[17] and in 2013 for the same dish using Antarctic toothfish.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. Hammond was too cheap to spend money on Chillean Sea Bass

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >serving up black toothfish
    What did John mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It fits his character to serve something that isn't what it seems. All his life he has served illusions.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hammond served the controversial dish because he hoped the guests would argue over its true name and composition, slipping the papers for them to sign off on his park while they were distracted with ever-intensifying debate over the Chili & Sea Bass (from Chile)

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a daring synthesis

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the dinos.. le changed sex??

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spare. No. Expense.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Just make sure it has chili with it."

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought he said "chill and a sea bass." Like relax before a dinner.

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