Anyway, I'm sorry but that just happens to be how I feel about it, what do YOU think?
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Anyway, I'm sorry but that just happens to be how I feel about it, what do YOU think?
Anyway, I'm sorry but that just happens to be how I feel about it, what do YOU think?
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You know what's really annoying me? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question. I wasn't listenin' the first time.
Why didn't he just ask Daniel to repeat it all?
Cos he has to hear it every day for presumably weeks if not months.
He only had to ask once, then knowing his opinion he can quickly answer and move on.
I think five year old drag queens is WHACKO!
GOOLD?
ORI?
I really wasn't the same at all, was it...
How does this guy get work?
Look up his brother
Young, uglier and less talented brother of Jeff Bridges and son of Lloyd Bridges. Guess all the father's talent got tapped out on the first son.
Why is this a meme half the cast say goold
He looks like an egg
Because of his thick accent. It really emphasizes GOOOLD.
Major Briggs and General Hammond are the same character and Star Gate / Twin Peaks occur in the same universe. BOB is either a "GOOLD" or some other evil entity that came through the Star Gate CHANGE MY MIND.
Forgot the pic of Major Briggs.
He also had a second family and birthed Dana Scully, but had to pretend to be dead for political reasons. And when he finally got a vacation to get away from all this sci-fi nonsense a dead, frozen Dave Chapelle was dropped on his car.
reddit
Soul
Soulless
WRAITH?
Really liked her.
Tapping and Woolsey were good too, though.
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING!?
WHY THE FRICK did he quit and go for Sam right when the wormhole popped again, instead of doing it at the start and frick her brains out for a day?
Testing the waters. I'm sure he did exactly that in an unseen loop.
Hammond appears in Con Air and has a dead body fall on his car.
Con-Air also takes place in the Twin Peaks Star Gate universe
DRONES?
BREEDERS?
This is the only episode of the show I remember.
p90
like a fine wine, it just gets better with age. it has the opposite of most shows basic weapon syndrome, the later the season, the stronger it gets.
It just looks nice. I would use it in CS 1.6 and Source just cause.
Daniel gradually getting military training as the show went on and going from his little floppy hat and puny pistol to being in a full flak jacket and laying down fire with a P-90 like the rest is a great aspect. Like Teal'c eventually ditching the staff weapon for Earth weapons (and generally assimilating really well into Earth culture).
>Like Teal'c eventually ditching the staff weapon for Earth weapons (and generally assimilating really well into Earth culture).
Teal'c reading exclusively trash conspiracy magazines was kino
>Teal'c going to see The vegana Monologues
Based and trekt
tbf stargate humans were barely tech-hobos, just scrapping around and making with what they could
And yet in a decade they took humanity from barely knowing how to operate the gate to being a full spacefaring species with a fleet of spaceships and being one of the most important planets in the galaxy, totally upending the galactic order.
yes, but that was basically because the Asgard were gay, and we had to take over and do their job
Again, seems like a job for human apes.
>System Lords rule the galaxy? Now you are all dead.
>Jaffa slaves for thousands of years? Now you're free and don't even need symbiotes
>Replicator problem? No problem.
>Asgard dying out? Give us your shit, we'll take it from here.
>because the Asgard were gay
gay incels, don't forget
To be fair, several problems, like Anubis, Replicators, Ori, were solved by Ancient deus ex machinas.
>System Lords rule the galaxy? Now you are all dead.
the Replicators did it.
>Jaffa slaves for thousands of years? Now you're free and don't even need symbiotes
the Tok'ra and some random humans not from Earth did it
>Replicator problem? No problem.
true but Ba'al and Ancients-turned-Gods helped us.
SG-1 were killing System Lords for years before the Replicators
>SG-1 were killing System Lords for years
yes but one by one, only paving the way for more powerful Goa'ulds to take their place. the Tok'ra keep scolding them about this.
realistically they were zero chance the Tau'ri could have wiped out the System Lords entirely within the series' timeframe without the Replicators' intervention.
it's not a deus ex machina though since the threat level of the Replicators have long been established. I even surmise that they created the Replicators with that specific idea in mind, to have them eventually destroy the Goa'uld.
>I even surmise that they created the Replicators with that specific idea in mind, to have them eventually destroy the Goa'uld.
You mean the Ancients?
No.
There weren't any Goolds when they came back from Atlantis to fully ascend in our Galaxy, in ANCIENT times.
no, I meant the writers.
The virgin starfleet vs the Chad SGC
OG-1
For me, it's 'A Matter of Time.'
wasnt that the first time an offworld team met with a bad end? i remember being kinda shocked how grim that one was, and the series got a lot darker after that episode
kawalski got goold'ed early on, i don't know why but it remembered the team crying a lot about kawalski in the episodes after, but after watching again he barely gets mentioned after dying lol
They did always take the opportunity to bring the actor back in any alternate future or mirror episode. I think they regretted killing him off so early.
I like "Watergate".
Very good ep, Sirtis was great.
The behind the scenes is almost better, because of her big fat greek mouth shitting on Shanks for not keeping his dick in his pants.
Hilarity.
Colonel, why are you out of uniform?
honestly one of my favorite things about SG-1 was that you got to see the progression of humanity from a normal modern human civilization into a space faring race with interstellar starships told over 10 seasons. that was a lot of fun. its like every other show takes place long after that process and references it, but in SG-1 you see the whole thing unfold in basically real time.
it's pretty based, but at times it gets ridiculous how SG-1 does basically everything for humanity and everybody else is either incompetent or evil lol
also funny in the Disclosure episode, how China is the only country that gives a frick about informing population, also how the chinese guy looks like a japanese hapa
>how China is the only country that gives a frick about informing population
Yeah I dont know they were thinking. Maybe subverting expectations
>it's an O'Neill / Maybourne buddy cop episode
hell yeah
Maybourne going from recurring antagonist to wild card ally to the good king was quite the character arc.
I think you aren't authorized to keep bringing random brown women back through the gate
I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson and I'll do what I want, when I want.
what about brown androids?
Your father made you wrong!
You were meant to be a sexbot
Kek
Cute
Recently I watch that shitty flick called "Moonfall", and by the end I realized that it had made me appreciate Stargate even more. By the third act of the movie, we had a shitty expository scene explaining how humans from thousands of years ago had made that megastructure that we found out was the moon, and how the AI they had as a way of covering their needs had rebelled. It all felt so disjointed to the rest of the movie, it came out of nowhere, it made no sense. Compare that to SG1 and the Ancients. We first got some hints, like their writing on that castle from the 1st season (sorry idk the name of the ep) and slowly but surely we got to know more about them until we finally met them, and you could say the same about the four great races (except for the Furlings of course). It all felt so natural, it made sense, it felt gratifying, that's why I feel grateful to Moonfall. Without it, I wouldn't have thought more of Stargate.
>(except for the Furlings of course)
thank god
yeah it's great that the Furlings were never revealed so they're one of the greatest mysteries in Stargate. Would love to found out what they look like or why they don't show themselves, but I'd love it even more if it stayed that way forever
plus were are probably furries
Eh-hem!
>Heh heh, told that b***h to try the yellow ones and she actually did it. No one likes the yellow ones.
Lol I can't believe I never thought of this as a prank.
Th-thanks thor, its fricking disgusting
They are rich in all nutrients your body requires.
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these
gonna start going back and fourth between sg1 and Atlantis today
feelin comfy
I really miss my homie
Marry me, Jackson. I'm gonna be honest with you, I will be hosting a Goa'uld though.
This is the best spin-off series
>no real series ever
Gooold?
Been thinking about my cute wife Reese.
>WELLLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT TAU'RI STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLLLLL I'M A P3X-888 BOY, AND DOWN HERE WE BREAK THE UNAS A BIT DIFFERENTLY!