If I ever met him in real life the first thing I'd do is slap that fucking hat off his fucking head. I'd watch as he stumbles back, his dumb fucking face contorting into cowardly fear. I wouldn't even lay my hands on him, just watch as he pisses himself. Then I'd turn around and just leave.
>Is that Hayden? BEST STAR WARS DIRECTOR EVER
Bigger Hack than Rian Johnson or JJ Abrams
Fucking fat wop made Star Wars uncool. Nothing he or Disney are involved with is canon.
Star Wars is:
>The original Clone Wars miniseries
>KotOR 1, 2 and the comics
and supplement whatever else you think is cool from the EU.
>and supplement whatever else you think is cool from the EU
the clone wars seasons 1-5
TCW is not EU. It belongs to superior George Lucas Canon
TCW wishes it was part of the EU so bad.
TCW effectively formed the core of Disney's canon whilst not fitting at all within the pre-existing EU, to the point that every major release Disney makes is either connected to it, Rebels or the Mandalorian. Andor is the rare exception.
This but include Andor, Rogue One and the original Han Solo backstory trilogy
>Rogue One and the original Han Solo backstory
They're contradictory due to the fact that both address the taking of the Death Star plans, and beyond that Rogue One creates some really dumb complications for the Leia's situation in episode 4.
Actually it's OT, Prequels, Shadows of the Empire, Jedi Knight series and 2D clone wars.
Actually, it's just Jedi Academy. Rosh is the villain of the whole series.
Rosh and Jar Jar need to link up.
Where you fucked up was adding KotOR to the list because it invalidated your entire opinion. That shit is worse than Disney slop.
Extremely based. Don't forget they brought the space whales back too in this episode.
Sure it's nice to have Hayden in clone wars armor but it means nothing if nobody cares anymore. Besides this all just means it goes towards the sequel trilogy in the end no matter what. So it's just pointless trash
>Take your swing, moron
Look how greasy and shiny the inside of that hat is. Imagine the smell.
He absolutely looks like someone you could easily push over.
The lost stooge.
>Bigger Hack than Rian Johnson
Absolutely impossible. Seethe louder, faglord kek
Pure. Fucking. Ass. You die on that hill buddy.
Leia Flying in Space looks Good now compared to Fucking Time Travel
wait fuckin what
Leia flying in space looks good compare to space whales knowing exactly where you want to go in a whole nother galaxy just because.
The space whales just followed their migration path both times. And Ahsoka said she didn't even know where they were going anyway.
The whales piss me off because it shows what a fake shit ass company Disney is a show they’ve made Star Wars into a hallow, shambling zombie franchise with nothing to say. The New Republic sucks and everyone is dumb, every single character is a paper thin cardboard cut out, nothing matters at all… but look at the majestic magic space whales and pretend to feel something now!
Rian literally came out said he knew jack shit about this franchise
Who gives a fuck. Filoni knowing every little autistic detail didn't make any of his shows any better. It's not the job of a writer or a director to know Star Wars, they have a story group for that. Where rj went full retard is probably when the story group had read his script and offered their notes and he completely ignored them out of vanity.
Tony Gilroy knows jack about Star Wars, too, yet he managed to write a story that organically fits into the world, so it really depends on actual talent and not a nerd cred or whatever.
>yet he managed to write a story that organically fits into the world
that's because for people like you, "feels like starwars" means "grungy 70s nostalgia" and has nothing to do with force mysticism or lightsabers i.e. what actually makes star wars special and interesting
he should apologize to me for being such a shit writer
For what? His show is only good for curing insomnia
This episode of Ahsoka actually takes place in a new timeline where Anakin has a slight souther drawl and a weird fucked up deepfake face; the same universe where someone left a fog machine on throughout the entire clone wars and Bigger Luke is real.
He was trying to emulate Anakin's voice from the Clone Wars cartoon and it's fucking weird. Also hilarious how they didn't bother to de-age him for the Obi-Wan flashbacks. I guess they were saving the CGI budget for this show.
Hes going to blow the only opportunity to save the IP. Made abundantly clear with this episode. Hayden was awesome, rest of the series has no purpose other than to try to salvage the sequels, but there is just is no making them acceptable.
I bet Filonifags will start to defend the Sequels when he starts to blatantly suggest how Mandoverse will lead to ST in his movie. Already Hux's dad and Resistance show kid's dad were there. I won't be surprised if Snoke or Palpatine shows up in Marvel after credits manner later on
No. I miss when star wars was about cowboys and samurais in space with little to no backstory. Now its some wanna-be avatar the last airbender franchise with a cast being 80% femoids who spent half the time giving exposition dumps and name dropping.
Am I crazy or does he kinda look like Watto in that pic.
Ahsoka will never be canon, no amount of retcons will erase the fact that OC was never in the prequel trilogy
Legends fags are so petty. Honestly, the shitty fanfiction you grew up with was never canon and George always reserved the right to replace any part of it.
Everything in Star Wars was canon in different tiers except for the Infinities comics before Disney took a big steaming shit all over it.
Except he referenced it constantly. George liked to say he didn't care about the EU but he really really did. A couple of Jedi in the prequels have their names taken from ancient EU books as references to those, and he would veto or give suggestions on other stuff constantly. Worth mentioning is that getting a license for a Star Wars game wasn't just a piece of paper, it gave you access to a literal team of guys who were experts on the lore (down to them even making their own fucking compendiums of EVERYTHING that got made so they could connect it all) as well as people who were extremely experienced in stuff like making games, VFX and audio work, and so on.
Star Wars was his fucking baby man, he cared so much.
Lucas did approve of and incorporate certain EU material into his work like Coruscant originally being from the Thrawn Trilogy and of course Lucas oversaw the Clone Wars multimedia project with Darth Plagueis, Bounty Hunter, Clone Wars 03 etc
Lucas is notorious for changing his mind constantly (As Special Edition shows). He did decide to replace previous things with Filoniwars and didn't mind any of the EU retcon. Stop coping
Which is funny, because the EU made up a significant amount of the lore the prequels used
And then the sequel trilogy stole a bunch of ideas from the EU and fucked them all up
>begins making kino
>refuses to stop
Sorry. I kneel and apologize
I'll apologize if he retcons ST and Rey.
>Science fiction franchise for babies
No, I don't think I will.
>a closet furry wants to bring his vision of alpha loth wolves yiffing on each other to live action
>disney tells him to make an ashoka show first
no I will not
I'M SORRY FILONNI
THANK YOU FOR SAVING STAR WARS
YOU ARE THE HAIR TO GEORGE'S THROWN
The EU was the Real Canon and Better than anything made by Lucas and Filoni KOTOR and New Jedi Order Novels are bettef than the Prequels TCW or the Disney Sequels
KoTOR was lame, it was redeemed by KoTOR 2 and its retcons
Do EUfags actually read the books or are they just playing contrarian out of spite against Disney Canon?
This but the cartoons and the video games
How much star wars content have you consumed
I read more than enough when I was young
I do admit they are better than Sequel Trilogy but I doubt any of EU praise crowd actually read any of it. I saw some guy confusing Rebel Dawn and Rebel Dream defending EU
Are those books? Video Games? Cartoons?
Novels. The most well known EU stuffs are vidyas like KOTOR and TFU but the really important events mostly happened on novels back in the day
They’re clearly doing it out of spite. The EU was always garbage as fuck.
im so sorry dude..
for the longest time I thought you were the guy that played Louie the Brownie from Willow but that turned out to be someone else entirely.
I saw Dave Filoni in a grocery store near Skywalker Ranch yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him by asking him to continue saving Star Wars but also back down on the waifugayry.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Ahsoka lives?", but he kept saying "It's what George would want" and doing a mind trick gesture in front of my face. I walked away and continued my shopping, and I heard him explain the meaning behind the Duel of the Fates as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to give unsolicited opinions on the nature of the Force to the cashier.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to stop being a based autist and figure out how to retcon the ST.” At first he kept pretending to be bald and wore a hat, but eventually took his hat off and revealed a thick, flowing mane that rivaled that of George Lucas himself.
When she decided to humor him and asked his opinion on the NJO series, he stopped her and told her to let him summarize each book individually “to prevent any narrative misunderstandence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he described in detail the history of Mandalore in both the EU and nuCanon, he started searching the store for other customers to excitedly share his love of the saga with.
For what? I didn't do anything.
I'm sorry, George.
I'm sorry I thought you were good.
The Clone Wars was Lucas who put up his own money for the series, having the main production studio on Skywalker Ranch, telling Filoni and Co what to shoot and write.
Rebels is Filoni minus Lucas using Lucas-era IP assets to prop up his fagot subscription phone app content. Ironic given that Rebels was original idea for The Clone Wars series before Lucas told him what the series was about.
Expanded Universe is licensed fan fiction which features a Admiral Alien teaming up with a MAD JEDI CLONE to use Luke's severed hand to make a evil clone named LUUKE. Admiral Alien also uses force-repeling lizard cats to protect himself against force users.
Ahsoka is only relevant because of Hayden "Based" Christensen cameo. Remove multiverse legacy IP asset cameos and the only thing left is the Hasbro Pulse Ship and MEW's ass.
im liking this but star wars really needs a show/movies set in the distant future.
make it 200-300 years un the future and have some regulars like grogu and chewbacca the 4th or something
ezra and sabine are welcome there too since their stories have no place in the ot or reys trilogy anyway
They already have the high republic and from what I've heard that shit is dire
>300 years later
>Rey is hailed as the greatest Skywalker who revived the Jedi order and defeated the Sith. Luke is only remembered as a cautionary tale
You sure want to see it?
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