Apologize.

Apologize.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're telling me this better than boba fett, obi wan and most Mandalorian episodes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of those are trash. This show is the first decent Disney plus show period

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >75% of the characters are MUH POCs

        >The few white characters are evil, stupid, weak, old and/or cringe

        What did they mean by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100% WOKE

          FULL OF POCs

          WHITES IN IT ARE ALL A JOKE—the fat buffoon with the thick Scottish accent being the worst

          The fat sergeant in this is my favorite character so far

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The few white characters are evil, stupid, weak, old and/or cringe
          Stellan Skarsgard is the most badass and heroic character so far. Also half the evil cops are non-white.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are the cops really the bad guys? They're just doing their jobs, investigating a double murder.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're right, they're not bad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, those cops are pretty much the NA cops who are either so bored of their jobs or thirsty to show guys in the lower food chain who's the boss.
              >ep1
              The boss of the officer reporting the two deaths, literally told him to stfu since their region/area responsible are more or less tamed. And that the two guys deserved it.
              He even mentioned the deed was ON them not from the mc, plus going after him would probably take too much time for something negligible as returns.
              >ep2
              The foot soldier coming to the officer saying something along the lines of "its time to show them who they're messing with". Bruh.

              This could've gotten a pass but good lord all of it is just shit writing and wonky ass pacing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              worse, they're stupid, arrogant and incompetent

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >him being badass
            I agree but looking back he didn't really do any shit. If anything its all just decent lines. And that just tells you how much of a shitass or meh this series so far

            >that's scene with the bf shouting and getting shot
            >that shitty writing of the officer going hardcore just to find literal WHO
            >that plotline of the imperial box and the supposedly mother
            It may be better than bobafett but this is nowhere close to mandalorian. Obi wan is the average out of all those 4.
            Andor will be going downhill after these 3 shit episodes.

            That scene with the cassi calling his bot to say sorry just in time for the officers to track him.
            That one radar wagie guy getting a shady job from the cringe white guy but not telling the whole deal to the higher officer/boss.
            Timmy drunk calling cops..

            Everything is pretty much as stupid, cliche, and dumb as you can imagine it will be. Literally the first plot was cassi going on a mission to find his long lost sister... Fucking hell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fuck off /pol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But Mon Mothma, Luthean Real, and Andor are all white.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's scene with the bf shouting and getting shot
        >that shitty writing of the officer going hardcore just to find literal WHO
        >that plotline of the imperial box and the supposedly mother
        It may be better than bobafett but this is nowhere close to mandalorian. Obi wan is the average out of all those 4.
        Andor will be going downhill after these 3 shit episodes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. At the very least, Obi-Wan and Boba Fett didn't feel like random sci-fi shows with the Star Wars brand slapped on. For all their flaws, I never felt myself checking out as much as I did here. Maybe it'll get better, but who knows?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >At the very least, Obi-Wan and Boba Fett didn't feel like random sci-fi shows with the Star Wars brand slapped on.
          IMO it's because Obi-Wan and Boba Fett were so terrible, with sub-amateur writing like unusually bad fan fiction, that they would never have been approved without the Star Wars brand association.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TRUE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i completely skipped the scenes on jungle brazil planet. i knew they didn't matter to the plot, and that they were just flashbacks
          otherwise, the writing is meh, the script isnt great but it could be a lot worse
          hopefully the pace picks up because the 3 episodes were boring as fuck
          hopefully bootstrap bill ends up staying a main character and not getting offed soon
          brown girl is cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FUCK OFF SHILL, GO FUCK YOURSELF

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You literally say this every time a new star wars show comes out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of those are trash. This show is the first decent Disney plus show period

      As TV of the last 20 years goes, it's not great but decent. Which is a major step up by nu-wars standards.

      It's too slow-paced, and if it wasn't Star Wars I would have dropped it. But it's otherwise good. Production values, acting, and writing are strong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It elicits (rides the coat tails of) the OT -- that's the single arrow in tis quiver; as it was for RO.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's too slow-paced
        it's a thriller, a slow burn is good
        and it's actually a good slow burn, with a steady rising tension and actual procedure and cause/effect behind character actions. Though I will agree the flashbacks dragged the pacing a little, I thought it unnecessary for the most part

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inserting frozen turds into freshly de-eyed orbital sockets, is better than those schlock.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >better than boba fett, obi wan
      Yep. Though that might be damning with faint praise. What we've seen so far is enjoyable and Star-Warsy. The sets and the music are both leagues above what we've seen in other series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      It doesn't go "member Luke, member Yoda, member Naboo fighter, member Obi Wan, member Vader" etc, and tells its own story, and dares to be fully serious and be a proper drama.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sorry it’s such a pile of shit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it’s not woke?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% WOKE

      FULL OF POCs

      WHITES IN IT ARE ALL A JOKE—the fat buffoon with the thick Scottish accent being the worst

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Nordic Kinomachine Stellan Skarsgaard's character is great.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sorry that I refuse to watch anything post EU cancellation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The expanded universe had it's own special brand of retardation, but I would have pruned it rather than throwing it out entirely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mate the books were fucking shit let’s be honest lol

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DIALOG IS SO BAD

    Full of British slang, brit accents, Scottish accents—no effort to create unique SW EU accents

    No effort to create a unique vernacular for the SW EU, instead just use common American words like cops, kids, chicks, gun, etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny how british accent was a mark of the empire in the eu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prequels tell us that the Empire is only 18 years old.
        >The Imperials have developed their own distinct accent in that time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          morons invent new slang every year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Full of British slang

      the whole theme of the show is that the empire = the british empire

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        British is associated with grittyness.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really need to make a show that doesn't have a main character as the title.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so why should i watch this if i know he is never going to get Ersobussy and dies on a fucking beach being friendzoned?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fell asleep in episode 3. Nothing happened for as much as I watched. Worst Disney series next to Moon Knight easily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen Moon Knight but I have a hard time believing it or Andor are worse than She-Hulk or Obi-Wan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately true.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a retard.
          Its 2022 and since disney released their tv series in dplus i can pretty much tell that there are tiers of how much shit other series are.

          The worst of the worst tier are bobba fett and she hulk.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Counter point: it is you who is in fact retarded.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Fuck your yidsney goyslop

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ilIllegal space mexican living under fake alias, kills space cops and steals space car parts
    How did disney get away with this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ilIllegal space mexican living under fake alias, kills space cops and steals space car parts
      >How did disney get away with this?
      By making him the main protagonist. It's a ((deliberate)) endorsement of his actions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But being mexican is an american tradition.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The cops can't drink alcohol or enjoy some trim

    Why would you ever be an Empire cop?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did every planet in SW universe become third world slum or jungle ooga booga tribe? And all populated by only POC. Also, no aliens except as background extras. Was it always like this or did it start with Disney?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apologise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel georgie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We'll see if the Coruscant scenes change that up a bit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, the opening planet was good but please for the love of god no more grunge environments. And I just saw the first episode and this was not a good episode to hook people holy shit. We got no empire or politics stuff when half the show is supposed to be that from the trailers. Instead we’re getting “the corporation?”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vetch is literally me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s Disney. They took the rlm-tier meme that Star Wars’ visual design is good because it looks lived in (true but hardly everything) and then flanderized it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO LOW INCOME AREAS CANT LOOK LOW INCOME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vetch is /ourguy/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WOW IS THAT A TOSCHE STATION WITH SOME POWER CONVERTERS ON THE WALL???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh that’s what really bothered me. I remember on naboo there were tonnes of aliens and droids. The city in andor looks like any town North Africa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boyega put on some weight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHY ARE THERE NO ALIENS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because i'd wager 95% of it is stuff they re-used from the Tattooin sets used in The Mandalorian, Boba Fett and Kenobi

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how many episodes until they add something really shit tier? Like a MAGA rally or something.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad it at least looks good, doesn't have terrible soap opera music playing 24/7, has good acting and overall is shot way better than the other shows. I don't know if it's intentional but I'm getting Antifa vibes from the rebels in this show and I hope that's supposed to make me see the Rebels as not all good.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i refuse to watch any more star wars prequels fuck off with this nostalgia baiting trash franchise make something new you hacks

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't bring myself to care. All about a side story about a side character in a prequel side movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this had come out before Rogue One, it would have been interesting enough. Now it's just sad slopparoonies.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you see anyone trying to claim this isn't leagues better than every Disney+ show post-season one Mandalorian, you can rest assured you're dealing with a retard. Save for some annoying pacing this actually feels like a show made by real human beings with actual effort put into it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The third episode felt like the first episode

    i don't remember what the fuck happened in the actual first two episodes, so damn boring

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinoa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a retarded costume design

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are they Alphatron?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait did this come out? I guess that explains all the aggressive gnomish shilling going on tonight

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok i watched all 3 and... why... there... is just... nothing... going on? he just endlessly meets up with people he knows.... has small talk... on the run... shot a couple guys.... okay????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomzoom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoomzoom
        no, compare it to mando and obi-wan. each show had a clear mcguffin from the first episode: the mystery of baby yoda and reva's hunt for obiwan. this show is 3 episodes in and its only HINTING at the chance that their MIGHT be some PLOT somewhere down the road...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >compare it to... obi-wan
          Why would I compare it to the worst show I've seen in ages?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would I compare it to the worst show I've seen in ages?
            because they're both star wars shows made by the exact same studio using shared resources and "talent"? and as shit as obi-wan was, this is shaping up to be 'more of the same' or possibly even WORSE. so far this show has NOTHING. at least that sheboon got a few laughs out of me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Put down your phone you retard. Tiktok has clearly fried your brain

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing something? This seems boring and lame so far. Doesn't even seem like Star Wars, what's with the Amazon forest Mexicans tribe?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't bad but it wasn't great either

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Franchise
    Somehow Palpatine returned
    Rey is the Chosen one and Killed Palpatine not Anakin

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit is boring as fuck so far.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le dystopian, futuristic, keep your head low and dont be a target in a super dangerous world trope
    >grey, dreary environments to keep with le gritty theme
    >non orchestral cringewave soundtrack
    >overdone accents
    >literal whos im supposed to care about just because
    >mundane workers changing shifts at shit job
    >what job you ask? oh right, SCRAPING, the apparent backbone industry of the star wars galaxy
    >middle managers at wherethefuck ever
    >stupid blue and orange lined middle manager uniforms that look like they belong in the stargate universe
    if i wanted generic sci fi universe then, sure this is fine, i guess. but i dont, i want star wars. i want space wizards with well defined power rankings making major moves that shape the affairs of literally everything in the galaxy. not some slightly above slice of life goyslop that you stick into any shitty sci fi setting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are the cops really the bad guys? They're just doing their jobs, investigating a double murder.

      oops, the blue uniform guys are COPS, not middle managers. i couldnt tell i didnt waste any effort sorting through the shitty dialogue.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's as if classic 80s/90s Granada made a Star Wars TV show.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, too late. Didn't bother with Boba Fett or Obi-Wan either. I was over it with TFA, and legitimately done with it after TLJ. Only saw RoS and Mandalorian because friends/family

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure why I'm meant to care about what's going on. MC is charmless, dull and just kind of pathetic. Why do I care if he finds his sister who I know nothing about? Then there's the corpo autist who wants to find him because he's got a stick up his ass. Two eps in but unless ep 3 basically makes the MC vageuly likeable and gives me a great reason to care about the sister, and her predicament, I don't see anything good about it apart from the visuals and general tone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do I care if he finds his sister who I know nothing about? Then there's the corpo autist who wants to find him because he's got a stick up his ass.
      Lol true

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo when does luke or ashoka come in?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to assume he meets Ashoka at some point since he takes on her 'Fulcrum' alias between this and Rogue One.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I highly doubt Ahsoka will be in the show.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off shill

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show is how i imagine the original cut of Star Wars was before Lucas' wife fixed it. There's some kino buried in all of this superfluous jibber jabbering.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched a star wars product since TFA
    Who do you keep watching this garbage

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any aliens or is it 98% humans again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All Star Wars is 98% humans. There were no significant non-humans in these 3 episodes but plenty of background aliums.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All Star Wars is 98% humans. There were no significant non-humans in these 3 episodes but plenty of background aliums.

      >Any aliens or is it 98% humans again

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All those dead Bagger-288's on the LordoftheFlies planet are worrying. What could take out so many machines who's sole vocation is violence?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The segments with wild ugabuga kids were absolute cringe.

    The rest is kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was surprisingly good and well made.

      The primitive kids thing definitely is way too drawn out, though I guess that story line did have a pretty good conclusion and tie in with modern events at the end there, like he's a kid who was destined to be on the run, all that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ungabunga
      I think they're supposed to be remnants/descendants of some crashed ship or something, no? They're all wearing tattered versions of the same yellow/orange jumpsuit. I don't think they're literally supposed to be some native all children society. All the adults just died.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really doesn't matter, the kids are just absolute shittiest tier actors and painful to look at.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really doesn't matter, the kids are just absolute shittiest tier actors and painful to look at.

        Yeah, Star Wars has never had extremely shitty child actors you had to squint past to enjoy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Improving something that's shitty is illegal

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the 3 episodes unlike most people here.

    It's good (7/10) so far. It's quite slow in the start. It's a breath of fresh air after the shit show the sequels were. It doesn't feel like a modern adaptation of Star Wars. The black characters aren't forced or on the nose. I liked the empire officers, they are more fleshed out than the typical "we are bad because we are" villains.

    I wouldn't buy a disney subscription for this tho, just torrent it.

    If you liked Rogue One you will like this too.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come every new piece of Disneywars media is "this one is finally good, for real!" until it inevitably turns into putrid dogshit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly? Its shills. Its people literally paid to post about how good a show is and do whatever they can do convince people to watch it, up to and including shitting on their own bosses other series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people talk about thing I don't like: SHILLS
        >people talk about thing I like: KINO
        Every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one genuinely is hands down way better than all the other shit they made so far. You can't really blame fans for being skeptical though, after all Disney has done to destroy the franchise.

      I really liked it but I still wouldn't come out and say that it's a good series, as there's like 9 episodes to go so there's plenty of time for them to fuck the whole thing up.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they call some laser blasters rifles?
    Rifles are weapons with rifled barrels to put spin on a kinetic projectile.

    It is all so tiresome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know blasters don't have rifled barrels?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For what possible reason would they?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If i was a star wars creator, i'd make it so that all blasters had rifled barrels. Just to fuck with your dorky ass, because I found your post annoying.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That would make all blasters rifles ?
            Why do they only call some blaster rifles?
            why would a laser weapon be rifled?

            t. operator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would you call a blaster with a stock and a longer barrel, as compared to a blaster pistol?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apologize
    If only that vapid fucking whore kk and her underlings would.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry George ,
    The Prequels Are Better Movies Than We Deserve

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most modern shows are just gay. I don’t care about diversity but always cartoonish.

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