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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've always maintained they're great and comfy kino.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tlw cannot be watched since I found out good guys were baddies but portraited as good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't watch it for them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know but they bother me now

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i always liked them. not sure i get the hate for lost world though because it's great. jp /// doesnt have a final act, it just ends so i understand that. i think if it had another setpiece after the egg scene, it would have been better received

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I won't apologize for 3 but TLW is unbridled kino.
    All said and done
    JP > TLW > JW >>>>> the rest, Idk JW2 might be the worst of them but at the same time it might be the only unoffensive/watchable of the three. I really don't know, I'll never watch JW2, JW3 or JP3 ever again in my life. Those are like the T3/Gynysys of the series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me what JP3 did to you, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a rexcuck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is this the "you're just racist!" of JP3 criticisms? No, it sucked. Raptors cant jump or climb and there was no conclusion. Grant was turned into a cuckold. Wtf is there to like?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How were they able to capture the atmosphere of the original?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      indeed, especially LW which was filmed in california

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John Williams and Don Davis aping John Williams helped a lot. We all know TLW's score is kino, but JPIII's is pretty underrated for how it keeps pace with Williams in having that "Jurassic" factor.

      And I maintain that it has the best rendition of the secondary theme.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  6. 2 years ago
    i am more intelligent than you

    i've always appreciated The Lost World, but JP3 i cannot forgive, raptors knowing how to break people's necks, ALAN, and the way it fizzles out after the boat sequence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally nothing wrong with the dream sequence except that it's not a raptor from the first film.

      • 2 years ago
        i am more intelligent than you

        then there is something wrong with you, you dolt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's something wrong with JPIII haters who can't form a coherent stance as to why they hate it other than the meme excuses.
          >muh dream raptor
          >muh T. rex
          >muh screaming suburbanites
          It doesn't hold any real weight.

          • 2 years ago
            i am more intelligent than you

            i'm not going to validate you because you got your bum raped by the people that didn't like JP3. it's a film, people either will like it or don't, it doesn't have any feelings, you bugman

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're not going to validate me because you know I'll mog you like the spino mogged the rex.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            III is just a mediocre dino slasher movie. It's not as bad as people make it out to be, but it deserves a lot of the hate it gets.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not all the hate. It's one thing if you were dissatisfied with there being no real third act with an anticlimactic ending, but if you genuinely hate JPIII because Alan and Ellie didn't fulfill your OTP, you're an absolute drooling moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            JP3 = Terminator 3

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I apologize.
    I apologize for seeing both of those movies in the theaters.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No I won't apologize. They're still shit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're both shit, but I still don't get the hate for them either way. The original Jurassic Park was nothing special to begin with outside the special effects.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the score. And fun characters and dialogue. And the sets. It's hard to say JP isn't kino regardless of who you are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Awful take
      It was revolutionary for its time and groundbreaking for DTS and sound in films
      I personally believe it's essentially the perfect "Blockbuster" movie

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Almost got kicked out of the kinoplex during Jurrasic Shart VI
    was pounding beers and topping off progressively getting angrier as time went on. Imagine being some boomer going to see that trash and actually getting mad someone is ruining that shit. It's probably the first movie they've seen in a theater since Indiana Jones 4.
    Best part of the movie was shit talking with the bar tender with worse reviews every time I came back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking based, I wish I were drunk watching that shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i completely lost my shit and embraced the alcohol after they started lassoing dinosaurs on horseback 10 minutes in
        FRICKING TRASH

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One has Roland, the other doesn't.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TLW is my favorite JP movie even though it's weaker in most aspects than JP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      III is my favorite, though I'll awlays recognize the first as the best.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same anon, godspeed

        I watch it whenever I have a bad day which is a lot. I can't even tell you how many times I've seen it. Hundreds if not over a thousand times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same anon, godspeed

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pure 90s subway kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I believed you. RAWWWWWR
      >proceeds to gesticulate a Rex munching someone
      I prefer the Cretaceous cut for the cut scenes that were only shown in the TV cut, but that scene is almost perfect.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who here played the Lost World RTS that had the actual actors from the movie voice their in-game characters?

    played it a bunch as a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it they never make experimental games like this for JP anymore?
      In the past 20 years, we've had 3 park builders, 1 arcade shooter, 1 telltalle game, 3 mobileshit games and 1 VR travesty.
      Back then you had it ALL,
      >RTS
      >platformers
      >arcade shooters
      >first person survival
      >fighters
      >puzzle games
      >a fricking 3D board game
      >a point and click adventure
      I'm surprised they never made a Jurassic Kart or a Dino Crisis knockoff.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >or a Dino Crisis knockoff
        We kind of did with Trespasser

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