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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat Todd no more

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been ravaging a lot of millennials' first fap. I bet even he fapped to her in Spiderman.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        still a better love story then twilight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How old is too old, before you look like a freak with mommy issues?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now he can do El Camino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pumpkin faced girl
      >pumpkin faced guy
      looksmatch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m really so happy for them. hope it lasts forever fr

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's so happy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really happy for him, I apologize.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he has disgusting loose skin, covered in stretch mark scars

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/s2UzGhl.jpg

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      >lose weight too quickly
      >age 20 years
      Hope his wiener still works

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not 10 years younger
        Looks way better than Jesse’s forehead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat Damon? More like Fit Damon!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      still ugly

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pizzas, Jesse.. give them to me

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meth Damon is back, b***hes

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy looks like my rapist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my rapist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell the context behind this pic. I need to know more

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kek'd hard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you the rapist?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol theres porn of her

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Happens to a lot of sexual abuse victims. I’m molested my cousin when I was young, now she’s a porn star. Even did a scene with dredd.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            well, when it comes to the victims, maybe they enjoy their lives more than what they would have been had they not been molested and set on that path.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              True, maybe she would’ve ended up in some shitty boring job. She flies all around the world and seems to have fun.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            True, maybe she would’ve ended up in some shitty boring job. She flies all around the world and seems to have fun.

            Fun for a few years and then bottomless misery until death

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            name?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can’t at the off chance that you find her personal IG and then find me some how. She’s not that hot, just has a decent ass, kind of horse faced

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares who you are, you're a man, post her name/handle

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          POST NAME

          GirlsOutWest?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wut

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so proud of him. I'm also trying to stop being obese but sometimes I get so depressed that I can't help myself and end up drinking 3lt of wine and ordering a couple of dominos pizzas.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6 feet 200 lbs and I'm on an 1800 calorie diet and exercise every other day. I've dropped 10 pounds so far and I hate being fricking hungry at night

      I want to order pizza, but I won't until the weekend because I'm committed to finally losing weight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just drink a bunch of water

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I would slam water, just buy a half gallon jug and keep it by the bed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would eat sugar-free jello, or just eat dinner later at night

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Faces of ozempic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/s2UzGhl.jpg

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      yeah this is definitely another Ozempic case
      who else in Hollywood or other kinolands has dramatically lost weight recently?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ozempic is a miracle drug

      [...]
      yeah this is definitely another Ozempic case
      who else in hollywood or other kinolands has dramatically lost weight recently?

      I highly doubt it. As another anon mentioned, he looks like a yo-yo dieter. They have a specific look that is hard to describe. But they look the same when they shed pounds.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for what?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love kirsten somethin awful, now i reckon i aint got no real reason to hate that fricker who done stole her away. hope they're happy forever, i suppose, including that butthole what married her.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick him. He's lazy and got fat and STILL gets to do teh sex with one of the all time waifus.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kirsten dunst is hot
      curry soaked hands typed this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok to be gay, just stay in your own threads.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He probably yoyo diets and can gain and lose weight really fast. I'm the same way, I've lost 30lbs this year after gaining 25 the previous year

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ozempic is a miracle drug

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only 2 years younger than Meth Damon :(. I wonder if I look as old as him. I'm so used to my reflection that it's hard to tell. And I don't talk to anybody, so nobody has ever told me if I look old or young. I'm always in the shadows so at least my skin has not been damaged by the sun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      get on ozempic and buy designer italian clothes on ebay, get them tailored, no needto work out just take ozempic and wear tailored clotehs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im 4 years older than him and look a decade younger than him

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey it's that guy from I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm Thinking of Taking Ozempic

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricks Kirsten Dunst
    >liberates Belgorod
    Is there anything he can't do?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey Mr. White, after cooking this batch of Panzerchocolade, do you want to go shoot at Russians with my Uncle’s battalion?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the west said they were the good guys?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          pic proofs it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Russians invade Ukraine
          Some moscals but mainly a turkoid/ mongoliod horde frol the far east
          >Russians invade Russia
          All white, one even looks like famous american actor meth damon

          They are the good guys, I rest my case

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who kills Soviets is an honorary white

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Soviets haven't existed since 1991

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Moscals"
            Its funny imagining how you have suddenly imported all this ukrolingo into your peanut brain after the invasion began lmao, you probably unironically started using kyeeyeev and kharkyiyiyiv as well

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good and bad are social constructs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          and /misc/ are siding with Stalinists against them. It's bizarro world

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino machine

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he starve himself? WTF

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF BRAH?!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know when Spiderman came out, everyone was like "Yeah, I'd bang Kirsten Dunst"?
    Well, Fat Damon was like "Yeah, I WILL bang Kirsten Dunst".
    I mean, he's my age, so he was 14 when Spiderman came out.
    This means he has, fapped countless times to her, and most likely made it his chief goal to become an actor just to bang her.
    He's just 100% based.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit our guy made it. He'd be like the older cousin for me but he made it. He actually made it. Unfathomably based.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Mr. White, after cooking this batch of Panzerchocolade, do you want to go shoot at Russians with my Uncle’s battalion?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be big for all the roles 99% of people will know you for
    >lose the weight after that and (probably) continue smaller stuff most wont see
    im thinkin based and bigboypilled

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s in the new Scorsese movie. Pretty funny that he’s had a better career than Aaron Paul.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can actually act.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's definitely not natural weight loss. He's had the fat sucked out of him,

      see: Ron DeSantis, Mike Pompeo (before and after)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looked better with the dadbod

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meth Damon's body reflects his name

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick did this chubby get kirsten?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's not that hard to date hot girls.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's done it, he finally looks better than Matt Daemon.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him and Dano and are the best actors under 40

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harry Melling too. He's 34.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Harry Melling
        He needs those better more visible roles though.
        He btfo Christian Bale in the Poe thing, but I don't think there was much interest around that ultimately.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexoooo

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for him, but his chunky roles were top tier.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Seems like he plays the same character and has the same befuddled or blank face in everything.

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