Apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No!

    I could smash my head into a wall a dozen times, give myself a severe concussion, and still write a better version of Clerks 3.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frig off Kevin

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome then no one needs to be guilted to see it if it is doing so good! You can stay home and know that Clerks 3 will make money all on it's own.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith is my favorite director. Chasing Amy and Clerks 1 and 2 will stand the test of time and be cherished by generations to come.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dogma and Mallrats too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Everything up to and including strike back are good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dogma and Mallrats too.

      His works got noticably worse after his heart attack

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's only made 2 movies since then. Reboot was garbage but Clerks 3 was the best thing he's made in over a decade (not a compliment)

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    i really hope you shills are getting paid. kevin smith hasn't been funny in almost 20 years. he also 100% knew about harvey weinstein's proclivities and chose to say nothing because harvey wrote the checks. kevin enabled rape/abuse to happen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably the fat (or ex-fat) gay making the threads himself. He said himself he spends 8 hrs a day on the internet and goes to Cinemaphile.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >shilling your own shit on a nigerian sandal-making forum
        holy fucking cringe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >kevin enabled rape/abuse to happen.
      Holy BASED

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just watched it. a tour de farce. return to former mediocrity. masterful overacting performances by the leads. really subtle use of my chemical romance. almost as imaginative as the cartoon. truly a great piece of saturday afternoon filler.
    jk i liked the movie kevin despite the fact that it’s shit. you know how it is.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Did Randall just call Mr. Dante a moron?

    did they top this scene in the new movie?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. The movie's just Kevin Smith's self insert about his heart attack just like reboot was a self insert about fatherhood. At least reboot had funny shit; this was just depressing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >At least reboot had funny shit
        (x) doubt
        only laugh reboot got out of me was the post-credits gag

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Now that I think about it you're right. I think the Hater Totz part got to me because Kevin Smith's in-universe hate symbol will inevitably become one irl. I liked Damon's cameo too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so wait, canonically kevin smith self inserts as randall? does that mean he has gone on a rant about porch monkeys and morons before irl? is this a window into how he truly feels?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure KS self inserts as Dante

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He self inserts as different characters in different movies. In Clerks II he inserted as Dante. In III it's Randall.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ah. makes sense. it's weird too because he himself seemed way cooler than his characters in his first movie. both as a director and as the silent bob character. something happened to him where he used to be able to make a cool face, and now it's like everything he does is half soi face. what happened in this mans life that turned him into such a gay? you think it was the heart attack, or was it just twitter?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It was either the heart attack or it was Seth Rogan's strain of weed.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              think it just happens to people who are in hollywood too long. they lose all their edge and what made them unique.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >At least reboot had funny
        I liked most or of his movies for what they were but I only lasted about 10 minutes in to reboot before I switched it off.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >every time he makes this thread, the score drops

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Evangelyne best girl

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mid-life Crisis: The Movie

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ 30 years is nothing in the grand scheme of things. It's not even a fart in the wind. And you look like THIS. I just wanna end it now bros. Holy fuck I don't wanna get old I don't wanna get old I don't wanna get old.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they are from new jersey
      that’s why they look like that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like having a mid life crisis 15 years early. Anyone else?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's a quarter life crisis

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you could learn how to play piano literally tomorrow in an afternoon with the amount of information that's out there, but you choose not to. you could do anything and master it in a couple years, let alone 30. but you sit there and do nothing. why?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        calm down, kevin. geez

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          my name is david

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            sure thing, kev. your daughter is a slut.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Well, she takes after her dad Jason, so it’s expected really.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              And fat and ugly, imagine putting her on screen next to johhny depps daughter. Now the pretty girl does European fashion shows and perfume commercials and the fat one gets pity parts in her dads movies that people no longer watch.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I actually have been learning how to play since 2018. You don't know me dick breath.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you could learn how to play piano literally tomorrow in an afternoon
        That's complete nonsense

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Bill Murray did it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you could learn the basics like how to play thirds, 9ths, and the differences between minor and major in a day but what you're saying is absolutely retarded.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's more than a third of the average life.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It's more than a third of the average life.
        fuck, don't say that. i really don't wanna do this two more times

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just don't get fat and try and retail a decent level of fitness, everyone ages but you can do it well and gracefully if you choose.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            nah, i'd just sorta prefer to die soon.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You do sound like a youngfag so no doubt the garden gnomes will grant you your wish and send you off to ww3 soon enough.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                over 30

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And yet crying like a zoomer, what a gay, probably fat too.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                only fat part of me is my dick. ask your dad.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith is the proto-redditor, he was really ahead of his time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kev used to get trolled into a seething shoot on old movie forums because people said mean things about his movies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why they had that part in Jay and Silent Bob where they used all their money to hunt down all the people who said mean things about them? Is that what that was about? Jesus fuck Kevin, and I thought I was petty.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, there's also an entire dialogue between Jay and Affleck about virgins talking shit about movies online lmao

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Haven’t seen it in years, honestly. I just remember them flying around the country beating up little kids.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Is that why they had that part in Jay and Silent Bob where they used all their money to hunt down all the people who said mean things about them
          yeah. he talks about it in his book Tough Shit. he literally got bent out of shape because people on the internet didn't like something he made.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who doesn't remember the old, white View Askew message board, where Kevin and his friends/actors were "reds" because their names appeared in red in order to stand out from the black text, is too young to be posting here.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Peole here don't even know about aintitcool

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Foe me, it's movie poop shoot

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I miss those old talkbacks. They were full of gold. Harry was always a fat sack of shit but it was a good community.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is cringe as fuck especially the long haired gay

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kevo looks like someone else wearing an ill-fitting kevin smith skin suit

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's entirely over.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      harsh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he's spent more years making SHIT movies than he spent making good ones. if anything, it's not harsh enough.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb esl poster

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what is that expression meant to convey? why is he making the same silly bitch boy thousand yard stare, like in that "batman wears a mask" virtue signaling fake story. kevin smith is just a grotesque human being, I think I hate him lads

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >used to make half-decent films
    >Seth Rogen introduces him to weed
    >everything he's done since is utter shit

    Based Seth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But Red State is the best film he ever made?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        red state is fucking trash. you're only fooling yourself.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That’s Bowling for Columbine.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reboot spoiled me for roadshows. I can't get into dead theater experiences anymore.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    needed more fart jokes... or any jokes really

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I miss edgy Smith

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wish Kevin would've went with the original ending for Clerks. Where Dante gets blasted in the head by a fucking robber.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who they fuck are these boomers? They look so old.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how shitty people look when they get old

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick and tired of you chuds telling me to apologise for everything you've perceived as my wrongdoing. Do you know how hard this life already is as a trans person? I work my ass off every single fucking day flipping burgers WHEN I HAVE A MAJOR IN PSYCHOLOGY to support a life of servitude to some sociopaths in wall street who've decided we're their cattle. I pay interest on interest on interest on a loan I'll never be free of because mitch mcconnell and the cheeto benito were more efficient in their demagoguery than anyone who supports the poor and helpless, the racial and gender minorities. And after a full days work where I get to bask in the glory of the "greatest country on earth", while coping with a broken family, my dysphoria and THREE different antidepressants, I come here to relax and talk about the masterpieces made by theo angelopoulos and roman polanski. This is my hour of relaxation, my time of freedom from my agonizing life where I get to look the mirror in the eye every day confirming I'll never be in the body I was meant to be. And some fucking neonazi that infests my anime forum now decides I NEED to APOLOGIZE for disliking fucking CLERKS 3??? FUCK. YOU. AND FUCK KEVIN SMITH. I don't give a shit about your deHispanicable movies or your fashwave edits. I don't care about Trump's latest joke about immigrants. JUST LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND I'VE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE OF YOU LARPING NAZIS. You don't get to rule this fucking forum, get it?

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