>this thread again
i really hope you shills are getting paid. kevin smith hasn't been funny in almost 20 years. he also 100% knew about harvey weinstein's proclivities and chose to say nothing because harvey wrote the checks. kevin enabled rape/abuse to happen.
It's probably the fat (or ex-fat) homosexual making the threads himself. He said himself he spends 8 hrs a day on the internet and goes to Cinemaphile.
just watched it. a tour de farce. return to former mediocrity. masterful overacting performances by the leads. really subtle use of my chemical romance. almost as imaginative as the cartoon. truly a great piece of saturday afternoon filler.
jk i liked the movie kevin despite the fact that it’s shit. you know how it is.
No. The movie's just Kevin Smith's self insert about his heart attack just like reboot was a self insert about fatherhood. At least reboot had funny shit; this was just depressing.
Now that I think about it you're right. I think the Hater Totz part got to me because Kevin Smith's in-universe hate symbol will inevitably become one irl. I liked Damon's cameo too.
so wait, canonically kevin smith self inserts as randall? does that mean he has gone on a rant about porch monkeys and Black folk before irl? is this a window into how he truly feels?
ah. makes sense. it's weird too because he himself seemed way cooler than his characters in his first movie. both as a director and as the silent bob character. something happened to him where he used to be able to make a cool face, and now it's like everything he does is half soi face. what happened in this mans life that turned him into such a homosexual? you think it was the heart attack, or was it just twitter?
Jesus Christ 30 years is nothing in the grand scheme of things. It's not even a fart in the wind. And you look like THIS. I just wanna end it now bros. Holy frick I don't wanna get old I don't wanna get old I don't wanna get old.
you could learn how to play piano literally tomorrow in an afternoon with the amount of information that's out there, but you choose not to. you could do anything and master it in a couple years, let alone 30. but you sit there and do nothing. why?
And fat and ugly, imagine putting her on screen next to johhny depps daughter. Now the pretty girl does European fashion shows and perfume commercials and the fat one gets pity parts in her dads movies that people no longer watch.
Yeah, you could learn the basics like how to play thirds, 9ths, and the differences between minor and major in a day but what you're saying is absolutely moronic.
Is that why they had that part in Jay and Silent Bob where they used all their money to hunt down all the people who said mean things about them? Is that what that was about? Jesus frick Kevin, and I thought I was petty.
>Is that why they had that part in Jay and Silent Bob where they used all their money to hunt down all the people who said mean things about them
yeah. he talks about it in his book Tough Shit. he literally got bent out of shape because people on the internet didn't like something he made.
Anyone who doesn't remember the old, white View Askew message board, where Kevin and his friends/actors were "reds" because their names appeared in red in order to stand out from the black text, is too young to be posting here.
what is that expression meant to convey? why is he making the same silly b***h boy thousand yard stare, like in that "batman wears a mask" virtue signaling fake story. kevin smith is just a grotesque human being, I think I hate him lads
I'm sick and tired of you chuds telling me to apologise for everything you've perceived as my wrongdoing. Do you know how hard this life already is as a trans person? I work my ass off every single fricking day flipping burgers WHEN I HAVE A MAJOR IN PSYCHOLOGY to support a life of servitude to some sociopaths in wall street who've decided we're their cattle. I pay interest on interest on interest on a loan I'll never be free of because mitch mcconnell and the cheeto benito were more efficient in their demagoguery than anyone who supports the poor and helpless, the racial and gender minorities. And after a full days work where I get to bask in the glory of the "greatest country on earth", while coping with a broken family, my dysphoria and THREE different antidepressants, I come here to relax and talk about the masterpieces made by theo angelopoulos and roman polanski. This is my hour of relaxation, my time of freedom from my agonizing life where I get to look the mirror in the eye every day confirming I'll never be in the body I was meant to be. And some fricking neonazi that infests my anime forum now decides I NEED to APOLOGIZE for disliking fricking CLERKS 3??? FRICK. YOU. AND FRICK KEVIN SMITH. I don't give a shit about your despicable movies or your fashwave edits. I don't care about Trump's latest joke about immigrants. JUST LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE FRICKING SECOND I'VE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE OF YOU LARPING NAZIS. You don't get to rule this fricking forum, get it?
No!
I could smash my head into a wall a dozen times, give myself a severe concussion, and still write a better version of Clerks 3.
frig off Kevin
Awesome then no one needs to be guilted to see it if it is doing so good! You can stay home and know that Clerks 3 will make money all on it's own.
Kevin Smith is my favorite director. Chasing Amy and Clerks 1 and 2 will stand the test of time and be cherished by generations to come.
Dogma and Mallrats too.
Everything up to and including strike back are good.
His works got noticably worse after his heart attack
He's only made 2 movies since then. Reboot was garbage but Clerks 3 was the best thing he's made in over a decade (not a compliment)
>this thread again
i really hope you shills are getting paid. kevin smith hasn't been funny in almost 20 years. he also 100% knew about harvey weinstein's proclivities and chose to say nothing because harvey wrote the checks. kevin enabled rape/abuse to happen.
It's probably the fat (or ex-fat) homosexual making the threads himself. He said himself he spends 8 hrs a day on the internet and goes to Cinemaphile.
>shilling your own shit on a nigerian sandal-making forum
holy fricking cringe
>kevin enabled rape/abuse to happen.
Holy BASED
just watched it. a tour de farce. return to former mediocrity. masterful overacting performances by the leads. really subtle use of my chemical romance. almost as imaginative as the cartoon. truly a great piece of saturday afternoon filler.
jk i liked the movie kevin despite the fact that it’s shit. you know how it is.
>Did Randall just call Mr. Dante a Black person?
did they top this scene in the new movie?
No. The movie's just Kevin Smith's self insert about his heart attack just like reboot was a self insert about fatherhood. At least reboot had funny shit; this was just depressing.
>At least reboot had funny shit
(x) doubt
only laugh reboot got out of me was the post-credits gag
Now that I think about it you're right. I think the Hater Totz part got to me because Kevin Smith's in-universe hate symbol will inevitably become one irl. I liked Damon's cameo too.
so wait, canonically kevin smith self inserts as randall? does that mean he has gone on a rant about porch monkeys and Black folk before irl? is this a window into how he truly feels?
Pretty sure KS self inserts as Dante
He self inserts as different characters in different movies. In Clerks II he inserted as Dante. In III it's Randall.
ah. makes sense. it's weird too because he himself seemed way cooler than his characters in his first movie. both as a director and as the silent bob character. something happened to him where he used to be able to make a cool face, and now it's like everything he does is half soi face. what happened in this mans life that turned him into such a homosexual? you think it was the heart attack, or was it just twitter?
It was either the heart attack or it was Seth Rogan's strain of weed.
think it just happens to people who are in Hollywood too long. they lose all their edge and what made them unique.
>At least reboot had funny
I liked most or of his movies for what they were but I only lasted about 10 minutes in to reboot before I switched it off.
>every time he makes this thread, the score drops
Evangelyne best girl
Mid-life Crisis: The Movie
Jesus Christ 30 years is nothing in the grand scheme of things. It's not even a fart in the wind. And you look like THIS. I just wanna end it now bros. Holy frick I don't wanna get old I don't wanna get old I don't wanna get old.
they are from new jersey
that’s why they look like that
I feel like having a mid life crisis 15 years early. Anyone else?
That's a quarter life crisis
you could learn how to play piano literally tomorrow in an afternoon with the amount of information that's out there, but you choose not to. you could do anything and master it in a couple years, let alone 30. but you sit there and do nothing. why?
calm down, kevin. geez
my name is david
sure thing, kev. your daughter is a bawd.
Well, she takes after her dad Jason, so it’s expected really.
And fat and ugly, imagine putting her on screen next to johhny depps daughter. Now the pretty girl does European fashion shows and perfume commercials and the fat one gets pity parts in her dads movies that people no longer watch.
I actually have been learning how to play since 2018. You don't know me dick breath.
>you could learn how to play piano literally tomorrow in an afternoon
That's complete nonsense
Bill Murray did it
Yeah, you could learn the basics like how to play thirds, 9ths, and the differences between minor and major in a day but what you're saying is absolutely moronic.
It's more than a third of the average life.
>It's more than a third of the average life.
frick, don't say that. i really don't wanna do this two more times
Just don't get fat and try and retail a decent level of fitness, everyone ages but you can do it well and gracefully if you choose.
nah, i'd just sorta prefer to die soon.
You do sound like a younggay so no doubt the israelites will grant you your wish and send you off to ww3 soon enough.
over 30
And yet crying like a zoomer, what a homosexual, probably fat too.
only fat part of me is my dick. ask your dad.
Kevin Smith is the proto-redditor, he was really ahead of his time.
kev used to get trolled into a seething shoot on old movie forums because people said mean things about his movies.
Is that why they had that part in Jay and Silent Bob where they used all their money to hunt down all the people who said mean things about them? Is that what that was about? Jesus frick Kevin, and I thought I was petty.
Dude, there's also an entire dialogue between Jay and Affleck about virgins talking shit about movies online lmao
Haven’t seen it in years, honestly. I just remember them flying around the country beating up little kids.
>Is that why they had that part in Jay and Silent Bob where they used all their money to hunt down all the people who said mean things about them
yeah. he talks about it in his book Tough Shit. he literally got bent out of shape because people on the internet didn't like something he made.
Anyone who doesn't remember the old, white View Askew message board, where Kevin and his friends/actors were "reds" because their names appeared in red in order to stand out from the black text, is too young to be posting here.
Peole here don't even know about aintitcool
Foe me, it's movie poop shoot
I miss those old talkbacks. They were full of gold. Harry was always a fat sack of shit but it was a good community.
This shit is cringe as frick especially the long haired homosexual
kevo looks like someone else wearing an ill-fitting kevin smith skin suit
It's entirely over.
harsh
he's spent more years making SHIT movies than he spent making good ones. if anything, it's not harsh enough.
Dumb esl poster
what is that expression meant to convey? why is he making the same silly b***h boy thousand yard stare, like in that "batman wears a mask" virtue signaling fake story. kevin smith is just a grotesque human being, I think I hate him lads
>used to make half-decent films
>Seth Rogen introduces him to weed
>everything he's done since is utter shit
Based Seth
But Red State is the best film he ever made?
red state is fricking trash. you're only fooling yourself.
That’s Bowling for Columbine.
reboot spoiled me for roadshows. I can't get into dead theater experiences anymore.
needed more fart jokes... or any jokes really
I miss edgy Smith
Wish Kevin would've went with the original ending for Clerks. Where Dante gets blasted in the head by a fricking robber.
Who they frick are these boomers? They look so old.
It's amazing how shitty people look when they get old
I'm sick and tired of you chuds telling me to apologise for everything you've perceived as my wrongdoing. Do you know how hard this life already is as a trans person? I work my ass off every single fricking day flipping burgers WHEN I HAVE A MAJOR IN PSYCHOLOGY to support a life of servitude to some sociopaths in wall street who've decided we're their cattle. I pay interest on interest on interest on a loan I'll never be free of because mitch mcconnell and the cheeto benito were more efficient in their demagoguery than anyone who supports the poor and helpless, the racial and gender minorities. And after a full days work where I get to bask in the glory of the "greatest country on earth", while coping with a broken family, my dysphoria and THREE different antidepressants, I come here to relax and talk about the masterpieces made by theo angelopoulos and roman polanski. This is my hour of relaxation, my time of freedom from my agonizing life where I get to look the mirror in the eye every day confirming I'll never be in the body I was meant to be. And some fricking neonazi that infests my anime forum now decides I NEED to APOLOGIZE for disliking fricking CLERKS 3??? FRICK. YOU. AND FRICK KEVIN SMITH. I don't give a shit about your despicable movies or your fashwave edits. I don't care about Trump's latest joke about immigrants. JUST LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE FRICKING SECOND I'VE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE OF YOU LARPING NAZIS. You don't get to rule this fricking forum, get it?