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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No!

    I could smash my head into a wall a dozen times, give myself a severe concussion, and still write a better version of Clerks 3.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frig off Kevin

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome then no one needs to be guilted to see it if it is doing so good! You can stay home and know that Clerks 3 will make money all on it's own.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith is my favorite director. Chasing Amy and Clerks 1 and 2 will stand the test of time and be cherished by generations to come.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dogma and Mallrats too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everything up to and including strike back are good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dogma and Mallrats too.

      His works got noticably worse after his heart attack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's only made 2 movies since then. Reboot was garbage but Clerks 3 was the best thing he's made in over a decade (not a compliment)

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    i really hope you shills are getting paid. kevin smith hasn't been funny in almost 20 years. he also 100% knew about harvey weinstein's proclivities and chose to say nothing because harvey wrote the checks. kevin enabled rape/abuse to happen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably the fat (or ex-fat) homosexual making the threads himself. He said himself he spends 8 hrs a day on the internet and goes to Cinemaphile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >shilling your own shit on a nigerian sandal-making forum
        holy fricking cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kevin enabled rape/abuse to happen.
      Holy BASED

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just watched it. a tour de farce. return to former mediocrity. masterful overacting performances by the leads. really subtle use of my chemical romance. almost as imaginative as the cartoon. truly a great piece of saturday afternoon filler.
    jk i liked the movie kevin despite the fact that it’s shit. you know how it is.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Did Randall just call Mr. Dante a Black person?

    did they top this scene in the new movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. The movie's just Kevin Smith's self insert about his heart attack just like reboot was a self insert about fatherhood. At least reboot had funny shit; this was just depressing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >At least reboot had funny shit
        (x) doubt
        only laugh reboot got out of me was the post-credits gag

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Now that I think about it you're right. I think the Hater Totz part got to me because Kevin Smith's in-universe hate symbol will inevitably become one irl. I liked Damon's cameo too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so wait, canonically kevin smith self inserts as randall? does that mean he has gone on a rant about porch monkeys and Black folk before irl? is this a window into how he truly feels?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure KS self inserts as Dante

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He self inserts as different characters in different movies. In Clerks II he inserted as Dante. In III it's Randall.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ah. makes sense. it's weird too because he himself seemed way cooler than his characters in his first movie. both as a director and as the silent bob character. something happened to him where he used to be able to make a cool face, and now it's like everything he does is half soi face. what happened in this mans life that turned him into such a homosexual? you think it was the heart attack, or was it just twitter?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was either the heart attack or it was Seth Rogan's strain of weed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              think it just happens to people who are in Hollywood too long. they lose all their edge and what made them unique.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >At least reboot had funny
        I liked most or of his movies for what they were but I only lasted about 10 minutes in to reboot before I switched it off.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >every time he makes this thread, the score drops

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Evangelyne best girl

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mid-life Crisis: The Movie

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ 30 years is nothing in the grand scheme of things. It's not even a fart in the wind. And you look like THIS. I just wanna end it now bros. Holy frick I don't wanna get old I don't wanna get old I don't wanna get old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they are from new jersey
      that’s why they look like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like having a mid life crisis 15 years early. Anyone else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a quarter life crisis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you could learn how to play piano literally tomorrow in an afternoon with the amount of information that's out there, but you choose not to. you could do anything and master it in a couple years, let alone 30. but you sit there and do nothing. why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        calm down, kevin. geez

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my name is david

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sure thing, kev. your daughter is a bawd.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well, she takes after her dad Jason, so it’s expected really.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And fat and ugly, imagine putting her on screen next to johhny depps daughter. Now the pretty girl does European fashion shows and perfume commercials and the fat one gets pity parts in her dads movies that people no longer watch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually have been learning how to play since 2018. You don't know me dick breath.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you could learn how to play piano literally tomorrow in an afternoon
        That's complete nonsense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bill Murray did it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you could learn the basics like how to play thirds, 9ths, and the differences between minor and major in a day but what you're saying is absolutely moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's more than a third of the average life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's more than a third of the average life.
        frick, don't say that. i really don't wanna do this two more times

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just don't get fat and try and retail a decent level of fitness, everyone ages but you can do it well and gracefully if you choose.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah, i'd just sorta prefer to die soon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You do sound like a younggay so no doubt the israelites will grant you your wish and send you off to ww3 soon enough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                over 30

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And yet crying like a zoomer, what a homosexual, probably fat too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                only fat part of me is my dick. ask your dad.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith is the proto-redditor, he was really ahead of his time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kev used to get trolled into a seething shoot on old movie forums because people said mean things about his movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why they had that part in Jay and Silent Bob where they used all their money to hunt down all the people who said mean things about them? Is that what that was about? Jesus frick Kevin, and I thought I was petty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, there's also an entire dialogue between Jay and Affleck about virgins talking shit about movies online lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Haven’t seen it in years, honestly. I just remember them flying around the country beating up little kids.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is that why they had that part in Jay and Silent Bob where they used all their money to hunt down all the people who said mean things about them
          yeah. he talks about it in his book Tough Shit. he literally got bent out of shape because people on the internet didn't like something he made.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who doesn't remember the old, white View Askew message board, where Kevin and his friends/actors were "reds" because their names appeared in red in order to stand out from the black text, is too young to be posting here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Peole here don't even know about aintitcool

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Foe me, it's movie poop shoot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I miss those old talkbacks. They were full of gold. Harry was always a fat sack of shit but it was a good community.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is cringe as frick especially the long haired homosexual

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kevo looks like someone else wearing an ill-fitting kevin smith skin suit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's entirely over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      harsh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's spent more years making SHIT movies than he spent making good ones. if anything, it's not harsh enough.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb esl poster

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is that expression meant to convey? why is he making the same silly b***h boy thousand yard stare, like in that "batman wears a mask" virtue signaling fake story. kevin smith is just a grotesque human being, I think I hate him lads

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >used to make half-decent films
    >Seth Rogen introduces him to weed
    >everything he's done since is utter shit

    Based Seth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Red State is the best film he ever made?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        red state is fricking trash. you're only fooling yourself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s Bowling for Columbine.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reboot spoiled me for roadshows. I can't get into dead theater experiences anymore.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    needed more fart jokes... or any jokes really

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss edgy Smith

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wish Kevin would've went with the original ending for Clerks. Where Dante gets blasted in the head by a fricking robber.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who they frick are these boomers? They look so old.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how shitty people look when they get old

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick and tired of you chuds telling me to apologise for everything you've perceived as my wrongdoing. Do you know how hard this life already is as a trans person? I work my ass off every single fricking day flipping burgers WHEN I HAVE A MAJOR IN PSYCHOLOGY to support a life of servitude to some sociopaths in wall street who've decided we're their cattle. I pay interest on interest on interest on a loan I'll never be free of because mitch mcconnell and the cheeto benito were more efficient in their demagoguery than anyone who supports the poor and helpless, the racial and gender minorities. And after a full days work where I get to bask in the glory of the "greatest country on earth", while coping with a broken family, my dysphoria and THREE different antidepressants, I come here to relax and talk about the masterpieces made by theo angelopoulos and roman polanski. This is my hour of relaxation, my time of freedom from my agonizing life where I get to look the mirror in the eye every day confirming I'll never be in the body I was meant to be. And some fricking neonazi that infests my anime forum now decides I NEED to APOLOGIZE for disliking fricking CLERKS 3??? FRICK. YOU. AND FRICK KEVIN SMITH. I don't give a shit about your despicable movies or your fashwave edits. I don't care about Trump's latest joke about immigrants. JUST LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE FRICKING SECOND I'VE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE OF YOU LARPING NAZIS. You don't get to rule this fricking forum, get it?

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