Apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Movie needed to come out a decade ago.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a cancer survivor. I liked him better when he was fat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jason Mewes was fat?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      smith was funnier when he was fat and not a pothead. mewes was funnier on heroin.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Smith was always a pothead, who are you fooling?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He claims he wasn't until Seth Rogen got him started while they made Zack and Miri. His output since that movie has been noticeably worse than his already mediocre output

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit, he's just a pussy that didn't want to admit it publicly before.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he wasn't tho. didn't start really smoking pot until after clerks II came out

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was kind of shit and brining in NFT's as a major plot point made it worse

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    imagine simping for Kevin Smith, lol what a loser

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >simping for Kevin Smith
      it IS kevin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Doubt it, Kevin is pretty much computer illiterate.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like how the score keeps going down.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This lmao, it's like Kev who's posting this shit hasn't noticed or is like "CRITIS ARE WRONG D00D IT'S ALL ABOUT THE AUDIENCE RATINGS (90% OF WHO RATED THIS ARE MY FRIENDS AND FMAILY)"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't get this autism.
      >I have to spam the same thread with rotten tomatoes scores to prove I'm "right"
      Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with some of the people who post here? Why are they so adamant about defending some shitty movie or show? Why do they always do it to such a annoying degree? Why do they take it like a personal attack if you don't want to watch said movie or show? I just don't fucking get this stupid shit. Maybe I'm not autistic enough myself to even understand it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's literal autism. Pointless to make sense of it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would bet real money it's Kevin Smith posting.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hi, Kevin Smith here. I love Star Wars and little anime girls!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Hey kevin. Your movie sucked. Also that walrus movie was the worst movie I have ever seen. You should be locked up, gay

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              My movie was awesome and all of my movies are awesome? Thanks anon, you have a nice night, I'm in Nippon by the way.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic spamming hoping it becomes a meme
        >oh you.... spamming the same thread over and over xD
        The hope isto become a general

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      brown taint status: rekt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lmao idiot

      >simping for Kevin Smith
      it IS kevin

      this

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry Kev, I didn't know you still had it in you. The mask tweet was still gay af tho.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There was a second one?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP is mentally deficient.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno if it's really worth that score. It was fun to watch and laugh, not sure if it really worked as a stand alone movie. But as a fan thing it's decent. I saw it at the roadshow with Kevin Smith Q&A.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    when i watched picrel it was hard not to notice how much all the drugs really hollowed Jason Mewes out. like his charisma and body language stats went from like an 80 to a 20

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sorry forgot this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        how has he made like a dozen movies nobody's ever heard of

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          my theory is
          >make something thinking its great at the time
          >realize it's shit but release it anyway so you don't hurt your buddy Mewes/your piggy daughters feelings
          >neglect to pour money into advertising it because youre embarassed by it
          some variation of those things

  10. 1 week ago
    COPIUM SNEEDMAN

    Why not set it during the lockdown and make it about chuds not wearing masks and getting jabbed?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >did randall just call dante a "moron"
    >you could do this in 2006 movie

    goddamn everything was more chill in 00s

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Obama fucked it up for er'rybody.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in front of wanda sykes too

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the worst movie KS has ever made. This was unforgivable bad.
    >go to mourn my dead wife
    >she talks about all the nogs she's having sex with to cheer me up
    >tells me to move on

    The funniest part about that scene was Kevin Smith was so desperate to throw a historical black man reference in there that he chose George Washington Carver - the man who took credit for making peanut butter.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The credit is misattributed to him by nogs and twitter liberals but variations of nut butters had been around for thousands of years including those made with peanuts.
      Modern peanut butter was invented by some guy running an ayslum.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like Jay and Silent Bob Reboot when they brought back Ben Affleck's character from Chasing Amy just to explain that he's a cuck now, but somehow it's treated like that's a heartwarming conclusion to the story

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That relationship was destined to fail. The whore lied to him about being a bislut and not a turned lesbian, and Ben's character shot himself in foot thinking a bisexual threesome would bring them back together.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't those guys a bit old to be playing those characters? Look at Jay's face.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All of Jay's teeth rotted out from drug use so he has dentures and they shape his face all weird. It's super noticeable in JSBReboot

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The type of people who eagerly await Kevin Smith movies are easily impressed retards who live for hit after hit of nostalgia like pathetic junkies. Fuck Kevin Smith, and fuck Clerks III

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

  16. 1 week ago
    Iceman

    Let me know when there's 720p web-dl. Until then I can't in good conscious give this bro my money.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here seen this? I refuse to watch it after how shit clerks 2 was, but I keep seeing people say they cried at the ending. How did it end?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dante dies of a heart attack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dante has a heart attack after a fight with Randal, Randal shows him the film which is Clerks 1, says that Dante was always the main character in his life, Dante's ghost says it's the best film he's ever watched leaves with his dead wife and Dante dies in the hospital bed.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Christ they look like shit

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >32 and your flipping burgers
    >we cant all be internet millionaires
    they even predicted the biz memes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Alternate universe where Earl isn't a fun up but Randy is a junkie

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Clowfishtv btfo

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we won

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin, make MotU season 2. Thanks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't encourage him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't do much on that show, I basically just made sure nobody hurt themselves or each other.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why not pay to juice the reviews?
    It's not like anyone is gonna stop you in this society and it's probably dirt cheap to do it. Gaslighting is morally acceptable. They should just give every film a cool 100% rating and browbeat anyone that disagrees with the score.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin may be a retard when it comes to horror, but you can't deny the man knows how to beat a dying horse

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jay and Silent Bob have never been funny.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-rolls fucking suck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      further proof Kevin is a total fag and a hack. Jay used to only roll his own blunts, it was canon. No way would he buy the corporate shake and larf that gets packed into pre-rolls.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only half decent movie since Dogma was Red State. I don't know what happened to Kevin Smith, but he's been shit longer than he was ever "good."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      red state fucking SUCKED and you know it. last good movie ks made was Clerks2

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Clerks II was fucking awful anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          clerks 2 is a slow burn. hated it the first time i saw it. but every subsequent watch reminds me that it's the perfect sequel to a movie that never should have had a sequel.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Grown up with clerks. In my mid 30s now in a dead end entry level job after fucking up my life in my young adult life and Clerks always resonated with me. The worst part is I don't even have friends anymore, just alone all the time.
    One thing I did hate how Kevin Smith was like "you can just change your life at any point, no matter how old you are" when promoting this movie. No, No you cannot, Rich people say shit like this all the time but it's simply not true. I have zero disposable income after rent and bills, I can't even afford to go out and buy a single McDonalds meal without going completely in the red and not being able to pay bills, how in fuck am I changing my life?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What are those little tubes that Jay holds between his fingers?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Take a guess

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Good of Kev to put a photo of an ex-junkie who almost died on drug containers lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The photo of jay and Silent Bob on the packaging counts as a government warning label.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he does this but never did a Nails cigarettes? fuck him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pre-rolled joint containers

        Wow, Smith went into beast capitalist mode after having a heart attack. I don't blame the man.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pre-rolled joint containers

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin you need to stop with the fluoride stare. It’s fuckin weird dude, no one thinks it’s cool.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The chud filled anti-vax board is waiting for you here at 4chan In the meantime you can keep you hate against scientifically proven world saving medical technology to yourself.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >pol boogeyman out of nowhere
        Absolutely rent free.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >only 250 audience reviews
    >"Verified"
    Bots.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    huh
    been out for a week and i didnt even know

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
    KWAB

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin out it all the shit sequels you could make, the film with most potential is Dogma II. Why make Clerks IV when Dante is fucking dead? Had a falling out with Chris Rock?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't have the rights to Dogma. It's the one movie he can't make a sequel to or even a re-release.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No way Damon or Rock would ever do a sequel. Ben probably would do it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ben's character died and Matt Damon was banished to Earth according to reboot.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will never take that shitty website seriously and sneer at those who do.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dante leaves rich fiance in Clerks 2 for Beth.
    >Beth dies
    >Clerks 3 confirms he should have stayed with the Rich girl from Clerks 2

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shitting all over LOTR in Clerks II proves Smith is a complete hack with no taste

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well this is not surprising, his movies are shit but the man has tone dial to his very niche audience. Not interested in watching this one tho despite having liked a lot of the previous Askewniverse movies.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any movies similar to the first clerks with that sort of vibe?

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