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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His mind is an enigma. Just what is his next masterpiece?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is a disgrace and should never work again. His movies should be pulled from the shelves and removed from all streaming platforms until they can be recast and remade.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he saw an elk and thought it was looking a bit boney

    he's an animal lover

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he know he could've disturbed a pack of wild homosexuals mating in the woods?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Judge should place a court mandate where he and his wife aren't allowed to eat out for at least 6 months, with potential for an extension of the period.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Eighth Amendment prohibits cruel and unusual punishment.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >land of the free
    >except unless you leave the designated path

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are active volcano/lava areas in yellowstone and you can literally melt to death if you accidentally step into an active hot spring. He was being a fricking moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >step on normal looking ground
        >melt to death instantaneously
        LMAO Americans believe anything they're told

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at least one person melts a year
          shits funny.
          I stuck my hand in one of the springs on a very drunk night and was fine though. Go figure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you weren't being mindful of your own safety!
        >therefore, we must penalize and fine you

        America really is something else

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >moron gets trapped
          >everyone has to risk their lives looking for them and bringing them home

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Says who?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The same people that say you owe a fine, shitforbrains.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >land of the free
          >except unless you leave the designated path

          It's not about safety as much as it is about protecting wildlife
          Yellowstone is an important wildlife sanctuary for many species and if one of them gets acclimated to humans it has to be put down as it will become a danger to others

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            weird strats

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm idk chief sounds fishy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't they put down animals that get acclimated to one another?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They should put down newborns that get too acclimated to their mothers, too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brutal but also kino death

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dumbass tried to save his dog and was warned not to jump in.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not a heckin' doggerino

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Moosie
          The guy was trying to save his dog. Obviously the moron author does not understand the love Kirwan had for his pet.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you love your pet so much you would leash it around the boiling acidic springs.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say he was smart. Just that the guy who wrote that is a sociopath.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when another park visitor tried to remove one of his shoes
          why would you do this?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the story (at the time) was that the other park visitor was in the process of robbing him of his hiking boots whenever the second group showed up

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair it would have been pretty clear at that stage that he didn't need them any more

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Graverobbing is still illegal and immoral, brainlet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >graverobbing
                >immoral
                Haha, okay I'll bite. Give me your moral reasons grave"robbing" is bad
                Remember, it has to be on moral grounds only, not anything legal. I already know what you're gonna say

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just gave me the most valid reason though. I don’t have a strong opinion on grave-robbing but because it’s being defended by a frogposter I am automatically against you and you should kys asap

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guy had third degree burns all over his body, probably trying to keep the shoes away from the skin that was probably sloughing off.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kelly's quest will not be deterred

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a cautionary tale for footgays everywhere

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We've had this exact discussion before and we've always come to the unmistakable unequivocal conclusion that it is my right as an American to walk where I want even if it means getting flash broiled by geological steam

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        It's not about safety as much as it is about protecting wildlife
        Yellowstone is an important wildlife sanctuary for many species and if one of them gets acclimated to humans it has to be put down as it will become a danger to others

        A few years ago some morons went to swim in the hotsprings and not only boiled to death, but their remains couldn't be recovered & basically disintegrated because of the acidity. I believe it was that event which caused them to become more strict.

        Go step in a volcano pit and see what happens Nigel.

        Don't care. People being moronic shouldn't mean there has to be laws put in place to protect morons.
        If you need to read a big colorful sign on a bottle of detergent not to drink in order for you to know it's not safe to drink then you deserve to die.
        Quit protecting the dumbest fricks and let nature take its course. If that offends you, you are among the dumbest fricks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have to do something that righteously prevents the park from being liable if another moron does something stupid that results in their death. Because some trash would probably try to sue the park.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's another thing, courts need to quit fricking allowing morons to sue for their own stupidity. I'm not talking about Walmart getting sued over no wet floor signs, I don't give a frick about that, I mean the kinds of fricking people that will, DIVE INTO A FRICKING ACTIVE HOT SPRING. Those morons and their families shouldn't be allowed any monetary gain because they were fricking stupid. It's as moronic as me suing a stove company because I purposely put my hand on the burner and held it there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's to protect rescuers from having to risk lives to save the morons

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here's an idea: just don't.
            They got themselves in the mess, if they can't get themselves out, that's on them.
            And obviously I don't mean firefighters rushing into save people from an accidental housefire, I mean people that do stupid shit for shits and giggles then scream "SAVE ME" when they realize they fricked up. You jump into waters you KNOW are shark infested, no one should be expected to jump in after you.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Reasonable restraints on personal freedom ensure people with inner monologues can reason through their own safety. If youre such a dunning kruger that you either ignore these restraints or don't understand them, then people SHOULD let you have a nice day. Except that we live in a litigious world and in the absence of warnings, people lack enough self-awareness to be reasonable so steps like these are required.
              >seatbelts
              >dont drink and drive
              >dont aim guns at people
              >don't eat the silica packet
              >dont jump off a building
              >dont walk in the lava
              ignore them at your own peril

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well maybe you shouldn’t be WALKING HERE!!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few years ago some morons went to swim in the hotsprings and not only boiled to death, but their remains couldn't be recovered & basically disintegrated because of the acidity. I believe it was that event which caused them to become more strict.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This really happened, it's just that there's absolutely NO evidence of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go step in a volcano pit and see what happens Nigel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, so you're saying it's okay to make laws limiting freedom if it's for public safety?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is specifically designed to keep morons from falling into the water ponds because they'll literally melt you in minutes and your moronic family members will try to sue the park for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boohoo I need mommy state to protect me from doing harm to myself
      Ok but why not help fentanyl addicts then, or mentally ill, or obese "people"?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fentanyl addicts deserve their fates, cases of mental illness where the person becomes a danger to others should just be euthanized, and tell fatties to exercise or shut the frick up and wallow in their fatness.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be on somebody else's property
      >think you can sperg out with impunity
      get shot, moron

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was walking in a dangerous area where people literally get boiled alive. The cops probably saved his life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They disintegrate into nothing recoverable

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Public lands
    NOOOO. You're not allowed to walk on land your taxes paid for!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking selfish idiot disturbing the local wildlife. The court should let wild animals loose in his house just to see how he likes it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chasing after a wild hog I'd expect.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he forgot his wife's lunch so he had to hunt for it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Girl is not Big Enough

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice finally a thread for this
    >you are not allowed to access the majority of the Grand Canyon
    >if you do so drones or helicopters will be on you within minutes
    >there are countless caves sectioned off you're not allowed in
    the level of security is insane. Whats in the caves? For extra deep dives some youtubers have tried exploring, met with area 51 level security.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Subterranean bbc mines

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whatever it is, they're not protecting it from us
      they're protecting us fr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are they hiding fricking Candlejack th

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There were giants and blonde mummies discovered there. Ask /x/ about it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The smithsonian investigated those bones and stated that they were not giants or werewolves but lost all the bones as well unfortunately what a shame haha. Classic Smithsonian.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For extra deep dives some youtubers have tried exploring, met with area 51 level security.
      i hate being alive in current era clownworld. I was born a century late.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why? Format doesn't matter. Its just people trying to explore their God-Given land and being met with resistance
        What are they hiding?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i suggest you stop your inquires and go do something enjoyable with your time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what am i looking at here cheng

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Secret underground cities for our elites in case of a nuclear war they started

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there are countless caves sectioned off you're not allowed in
      IDK moron maybe so these youtubers can't nutty putty themselves in vast unmapped subterranean caves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And what's the issue with that? Its their right to explore. Just put up a sign or fence
        The point is they're not just mwt with that, there are helicopters flying over and armed guards that are on you within the hour. Thats not just "be careful of the environment"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Whats in the caves?
      Jews

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the Irish for you, can't take 'em anywhere.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was searching for the fattest female bigfoot, damm you police for making him stop this quest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only Julian Sands had stuck to the designated path.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the penalty for a crime is a fine then that crime exists only for the lower class.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was walking next to his favourite wide lass and didn't fit on the path.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody needs to apologize for anything until Emma apologizes for her fricking car.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You walked 17 feet and 364.9 inches from the edge of the walking trail you sick frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lelelelelel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lelelelelel
        LE GO
        BIONIC KEYHOOOLE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >W-well, my daddy always said, "She's not a lady t-til 180...."
      >You fricked a girl that weight 179.99 pounds, you sick frick!

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big game hunter and appreciator

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Must have seen a buffalo

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pierce Brosnan refuses to apologise after court fines him for taking a hundred beautiful Hollywood starlets and making them all fat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but your honor, I've done nothing wrong

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to be locked away.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Brosnan, as part of your punishment, your wife's daily carb intake will now be heavily monitored and limited. Justice shall be done.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you read about the shit Yellowstone park rangers have to deal with on a regular basis from third-world tourists, Bronson probably got off lightly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post some kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post some kino

      >third world
      our fellow burgers are just as moronic
      they tell you over and over again not to go near bison because they're huge and potentially dangerous and we still saw a half dozen people get within a dozen feet of one while there.
      I also remember with the grand canyon my mother and I went on a day they had a legit wind advisory and you had absolute morons perched right on the edge of the canyon for meme pictures. it's a miracle no one died that day tbh

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can WALK in America???? does his wife walk?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >does his wife walk?
      to the fridge

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these are the people joking about loicences

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heh heh heh maybe i might have all weapons restricted and live at the mercy of islamic gangs but you cant walk in certain places of the national park super ownt
      Bongs huffing that super copium

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao homie you can’t even walk on your own land lel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >American cannot take a joke
        Quelle surprise.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if he'd also had alcohol OUT of a paper bag!!!

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet the worst criminals roam free

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty obvious he got close to research bunkers on the tectonic plates. For whatever reason scientists have convinced Americans that yellowstone just happens to have volcanoes under it that if activated will destroy not just all of America but the entire world. We're talking black sooty skies blotting the sun out for years on the other side of the globe.
    But I suppose Americans will eat that up over "there's an incomprehensible force underneath us that we must contain"

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