WBD accounts for a really outsized percentage of the bombs, as they have zero budget control and regularly produce shit. People will only pay to see shitty Batman movies, not shitty movies about villains from Shazam! I do not even fricking know what Sony is trying to do.
They're trying to trick the other people they're hiking with into believing they've been tricked into liking each other. They decided platonic anal fingering was the shortest path to victory.
>This three named actress worries so much about what people think of her, that she lets them get in her head. She has been essentially starving herself for a month to do rounds of publicity for her new project. She reads every word mentioned about her weight.
I dont think that's attractive. She looks like every other women overweight women at the supermarket. You guys want a gf like literally go to your local publix or something
That and with such a frankly elderly and not sexy cast. They even made Cavill as deliberately weird looking as possible with that fricking bizarre haircut, all the leads are over 40, some are in their 50s.
It didn't cost 200 million dollars, Apple bought the rights to it for 200 million dollars. Why they thought it was worth that much is a good question though.
Hollywood has a ton of similar scripts floating around and when they hear some studio is working on something they rush their script into production basically out of spite
this could actually be an erotic or sexually humorous scene but shes such a fricking landwhale they had to cover her up jesus frick man this is why it bombed like if anyone was dumb enough to do something like this in the 80s or so theyd at least make her hot or do it in lingerai what is wrong with these fricking people
Fat girl romcom with a cat. That demographic doesn't leave the house let alone go to the theatre.
Also, fat people don't want to see representation. Who wants to be reminded that your fat and even a rich woman like Howard can't drop weight? Depressing black pill overload.
Top Grossing films of 2020s:
1. Avatar 2 - 2.3 billies
2. Spider-Man NWH - 1.9 billies
3. Top Gun Maverick - 1.4 billies
4. Barbie - 1.4 billies
5. Super Mario Bros. - 1.3 billies
6. Jurassic World Dominion - 1 billie
7. Oppenheimer - 900m
8. Doctor Strange Multiverse of M - 900m
9. Minions: Rise of Gru - 900m
10. Wakanda Forever - 800m
11. Guardians of the Galaxy 3 - 800m
12. No Time to Die - 700m
13. The Batman - 700m
14. Thor Love and Thunder - 700m
15. F9 - 700m
16 Fast X - 700m
17. Spider-Man Across the Spiderv - 700m
18. The Little Mermaid - 500m
19. Mission Imposs. Dead Reckon 1 - 500m
20. Wonka - 500m
The top 20 being mostly capeshit is kind of tautological since like 70% of all blockbusters made in the last few years are capeshit. If that's all there fricking is of course it dominates the charts.
And the thing is, capeshit's only really prevalent at the bottom of the list. Only 3 of the top 10 are superhero movies and 1 out of the top 5. If anything, it kinda suggests people have an appetite for non-superhero films and they just need to be given more options. An R-rated drama about a scientist grossed more than the most recent Batman movie, Mario outgrossed everyone but Spider-Man and Avatar mogged everything. Studios should be trying to find more Camerons and Nolans, not scraping the bottom of the Marvel roster
Theaters have been a deteriorating experience for decades, every new film distribution experience takes another bite out of them, and Streaming is really killing them. People really got out of the practice of theater-going during Covid, realized everything was coming to streaming anyway, and a month of streaming was still less than the price of theater snax.
isnt that every movie now? unless its capeshit or some animated video game thing
>Cape shit
>Post 2020
>Not flopping
Where have you been?
Half of the highest 20 grossing movies post-covid have been Capeshit. You might see the end of WBD's efforts at it, but it WILL live on.
>Half of the highest 20 grossing movies post-covid have been Capeshit.
And yet most of them have bombed due to inflated budgets.
WBD accounts for a really outsized percentage of the bombs, as they have zero budget control and regularly produce shit. People will only pay to see shitty Batman movies, not shitty movies about villains from Shazam! I do not even fricking know what Sony is trying to do.
No Way Home made nearly 2 billion.
only capeshit that didn't flop last year were gotg3 and spiderverse2.
This is a good question, what mocies are not a failure nowdays, it seems like most movies coming out end up making their budget back at best.
Anyone But You is over $150 million now and despite never really having left theaters since Christmas is getting a Valentine's Day encore.
What is going on in here?
The actor was contractually obligated to put his hand down Sydney Sweeney's pants and did so against his will.
What's the context of this scene?
They're trying to trick the other people they're hiking with into believing they've been tricked into liking each other. They decided platonic anal fingering was the shortest path to victory.
I don't understand how they didn't fall on the cat when they both jumped off the roof.
But I still liked the movie. Fight me.
I was worried they were going to crush the cat as a joke. Alfie stole the show.
Cat here, I see what you mean. My stunt double died during that scene from a couple of takes, but he's good now
Mad respect for the support staff on a film.
Mad respect. I know I couldn't do it.
Don't tell people I post here, homosexuals.
>My stunt double died ... but he's good now
I guess cats really do get more than one life.
It's a failure because Bryce didn't gain enough weight for the role.
Nice
>This three named actress worries so much about what people think of her, that she lets them get in her head. She has been essentially starving herself for a month to do rounds of publicity for her new project. She reads every word mentioned about her weight.
>Bryce Dallas Howard/Argylle
she’s definitely fat
i hope she read my posts about what a frickable slampig BBW she is and gets fatter
Looks like Enty was right for a change.
if I was the cinematographer on jurassic world 3 that had to do all those weird shots to hide her giant ass I'd be pretty pissed rn
>She reads every word mentioned about her weight
someone needs to tell her about this board so she can come here, read shit like
and feel better about herself
this can't be her peak because i've seen her fatter
I unironically prefer her like this over her current emaciated look.
I dont think that's attractive. She looks like every other women overweight women at the supermarket. You guys want a gf like literally go to your local publix or something
Don't know what they were expecting, I saw a preview and had no clue what it was supposed to be about.
Fat slampiggy and B Lister are the two main characters, when the marketing of the movie clearly tried to pretend Cavill and Dua Lipa were the mains.
I don't understand why does a spy parody movie cost 200 million dollars
Bloated cast and absolutely everything filmed on green screen which ironically costs much more than just using real props and shooting on location.
That and with such a frankly elderly and not sexy cast. They even made Cavill as deliberately weird looking as possible with that fricking bizarre haircut, all the leads are over 40, some are in their 50s.
It didn't cost 200 million dollars, Apple bought the rights to it for 200 million dollars. Why they thought it was worth that much is a good question though.
Makes sense, Rockwell doesn't pick the best projects.
They knew that the cat actually belongs to Matthew Vaughn and his wife?
Didn't he cheat on her with January Jones?
this movie bombing, along with napoleon and flower moon, are directly responsible for foundation being canceled. bullshit.
Why is Apple such an idiot?
We did it BoxOfficeFailureBros
Sam Rockwell's in it? I will now watch your movie
We just need 2 more flops and capeshit will be buried at least for a decade. We can do it boys
Good, because the clip I saw of it was fricking atrocious
>this movie is an absolute failure at the box office.
is henry cavill in it
For 5 minutes
well that explains it then
didn't sandra bullock and that mogging john cena looking gay already make the same fricking movie? the plots seem eerily similar or I'm I crazy?
Hollywood has a ton of similar scripts floating around and when they hear some studio is working on something they rush their script into production basically out of spite
Didn't know Rebel Wilson was in the movie.
>it's morbin time
Eh, that's actually not a terrible scene.
It's stupid on multiple levels. Good morning sir.
Why are they so fat?
jesus christ that's fricking stupid
>the cat winking
cringekino
That fricking cat should have been top billed.
Films for cats. Television series for cats. Leading roles for cats. Awards for cats.
>slides 30 feet on her knees over the oil
>legs and dress are completely clean
I dare to say it...
Kino.
this could actually be an erotic or sexually humorous scene but shes such a fricking landwhale they had to cover her up jesus frick man this is why it bombed like if anyone was dumb enough to do something like this in the 80s or so theyd at least make her hot or do it in lingerai what is wrong with these fricking people
Fat girl romcom with a cat. That demographic doesn't leave the house let alone go to the theatre.
Also, fat people don't want to see representation. Who wants to be reminded that your fat and even a rich woman like Howard can't drop weight? Depressing black pill overload.
I would pump BDH with my potent seed at least 3 times per day. Good lord what a voluptuous woman.
Top Grossing films of 2020s:
1. Avatar 2 - 2.3 billies
2. Spider-Man NWH - 1.9 billies
3. Top Gun Maverick - 1.4 billies
4. Barbie - 1.4 billies
5. Super Mario Bros. - 1.3 billies
6. Jurassic World Dominion - 1 billie
7. Oppenheimer - 900m
8. Doctor Strange Multiverse of M - 900m
9. Minions: Rise of Gru - 900m
10. Wakanda Forever - 800m
11. Guardians of the Galaxy 3 - 800m
12. No Time to Die - 700m
13. The Batman - 700m
14. Thor Love and Thunder - 700m
15. F9 - 700m
16 Fast X - 700m
17. Spider-Man Across the Spiderv - 700m
18. The Little Mermaid - 500m
19. Mission Imposs. Dead Reckon 1 - 500m
20. Wonka - 500m
Capeshit is still big box office
15 Action Sequels, 2 remakes, and 3 wholly original movies (2 of which are children's IPs)
The top 20 being mostly capeshit is kind of tautological since like 70% of all blockbusters made in the last few years are capeshit. If that's all there fricking is of course it dominates the charts.
And the thing is, capeshit's only really prevalent at the bottom of the list. Only 3 of the top 10 are superhero movies and 1 out of the top 5. If anything, it kinda suggests people have an appetite for non-superhero films and they just need to be given more options. An R-rated drama about a scientist grossed more than the most recent Batman movie, Mario outgrossed everyone but Spider-Man and Avatar mogged everything. Studios should be trying to find more Camerons and Nolans, not scraping the bottom of the Marvel roster
Four of those have Chris Pratt in them.
Two of them have Zoe Saldana.
Seeing a pattern here.
I would have seen it for Dua Lipa but like Cavil she's just trailer bait
>Marketing was ALL dua lipa and cavill
>turns out the movie is about a fricking cat and Dua and Cavill were just cameos
People like Cats and Jokers.
So of course you want them all over the marketing.
already saw it so I didn't bother
People are afraid to go to theaters in winter now that covid numbers are going up again
do people actually care about covid anymore? also its fricking close to mid feb. what the frick are you talking about winter?
Thank heck I'm boosted enough to have enjoyed this safely at the kinoplex. They were unfortunately sold out of the cat carrier popcorn vessel.
Theaters have been a deteriorating experience for decades, every new film distribution experience takes another bite out of them, and Streaming is really killing them. People really got out of the practice of theater-going during Covid, realized everything was coming to streaming anyway, and a month of streaming was still less than the price of theater snax.
Sex with Dua Lipa