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humiliation ritual?
Viggo came out in 2020 and there's nothing wrong homosexuality. Stop conflating your own view of gay sex as icky with some fundamental moral truth.
No he didn't. He played a gay in a movie and caught flack for being a straight guy playing a gay. So he said:"How do you know I'm not?" To shut the gays up. My boy Viggo is a straight shooter.
>there's nothing wrong homosexuality
homosexuals are a threat to public health.
So is not getting the vax.
You have zero(0) evidence for that.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9537923/
>The government has the right to your bloodstream
You and people like you should unironically be killed
Who are you quoting?
The person who thinks the government needs to be able to access my bloodstream because otherwise there will be a public health risk.
Not getting the vax is a public health risk though. You're the brainlet who then jumped to "He must think public health risks should be illegal!" based on nothing.
>the government needs to be able to access my bloodstream
homie I hate to tell you this but the government had access to yor bloodstream the moment you were vaccinated at birth. Yes, they do recolect samples at that time
>t. Paramedic
>Homebirthed
Checkmate homosexual, shove your needles up your ass.
>You're a brainlet for thinking the government should handle public health risks
Frick off you disingenuous homosexual.
>and there's nothing wrong homosexuality
More than half of gay black men have aids. A silent epidemic thats spreading through the black community. Gay men in particular are permission and spread diseases.
Yes, Fauci is evil for his mishandling of the AIDS epidemic. Your point?
>there's nothing wrong with mental illness
🙂
>fundamental moral truth
it's physiological truth
>no peer reviewed study
>article itself says that scientists fumbled and failed the experiment
doesn't matter. homosexuals are disgusting and every human being can see it.
>here's my proof of how I'm right
>it's fake
>d-doesn't m-matter
it doesn't. have a nice day, aids-ridden homosexual
*hugs you*
>Anything I view as icky is morally wrong
You are a child.
>The surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior 'righteous indignation' this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats. -Aldous Huxley
where are the proofs?
what we see there are two russian men saying howdy.
>moral
lol.
disgust.
How many buttholes have you eaten?
>there's nothing wrong homosexuality
let's see those STD stats
It is wrong, sin, sons are evil
anons here keep forgeting that the most smart people of the past (greco romans) were all bi
im pretty sure most of humanity is bi to a degree. oddly enough i know this because i have zero sexual attraction to men so there was never an internal struggle for me. meanwhile most guys on Cinemaphile seem to be fighting something internally
>meanwhile most guys on Cinemaphile seem to be fighting something internally
The incel to troony pipeline is teal, never forget
>there's nothing wrong homosexuality
there's a lot actually
>nothing wrong with homosexuality
How about shoving your dick up a man's shit hole you fricking homosexual. How about AIDs? How about your whole family disowning you because you are a sexual deviant? How about bisexuals that get AIDs from gay dudes and then he spreads it amongst women who then give straight people AIDs?
>nothing wrong with homosexuality
You are going to hell and won't ever see heaven. But I guess eternity in flames isn't a big enough threat for you to stop fricking mens shit holes you disgusting Sodomite.
Tl, dr
🙂
>
spacing
This post sounds like it was made by somebody incredibly deep in the closet, it's ok if you wanna suck a wiener anon
im anti gay but you're making me cringe bro, if you're gonna be this much of an uptight bible basher frick off to facebook boomer.
>muh sexual deviancy
homie Jesus used to hang out with literal prostitutes
That's a lot of words to say you fap to troony porn and think about sitting on dicks daily
Massively homosexual post/10
Gay sex literally is icky, oral and anal sex are unnatural, unhygienic and spread disease.
>playing the woman's role doesn't make you any less of a man
>there's nothing wrong homosexuality
lol
lmao even
Sometimes I wonder if this outrage over homosexuality is just posted for the lulz and nobody really means it. Cmon lads, we've liberated the homosexuals in the 90s, get over it.
>Cmon lads, we've liberated the homosexuals in the 90
Not the ones on Cinemaphile
just stop molesting kids anon
Bahahahahahaha I'm laffing at all the anti woke LotR shills. Your fricking high king is a wienersucker. Kek.
Time for your humiliation ESG ritual chuddy. If the mods were funny they'd pin this.
Ai post
Butthurt post. And if I'm AI at least I have intelligence. Unlike you chuddy. kek
Ai post
Sounds like you're triggered what's the matter
ESG Shadilay Kekistan Humiliation ritual triggered woke post
kek you say chud to false flag but think sucking wieners is bad (it is). You have to get your story internally consistent if you want to troll properly.
>it is
Then why I orgasm when I get my dick sucked?
Checkmate, moron
You also orgasm from that massive dog dildo you put up your ass.
For someone hating gay shit you sure think about it a lot
Vigo isnt aragorn, he is just an actor who played him. Aragorn isnt real.
calm down chuddy
that's adorable
*adorcable
They look kinda cute together ngl
dude viggo was always super gay, he kissed several members of the fellowship (all men) and pretty much straight up raped billy boyd on set
>raped billy boyd on set
Implying Billy wasn't willing
My estimation of Viggo Mortensen as a man has just fricking plummeted
Based viggo has realized bros are much better lovers than a foid ever could be
truthnuke
gays act like women but without boob and vagene lol you're getting less for the same price
That's why people should go for trannies.
> tubesock breasts and axewounds
Nah
>axewounds
Frick that. You're supposed to go for trannies still carrying the full package.
Based, trannies with a dick is fine
Trannies with the wound is absolutely vile
>gays act like women but without boob and vagene lol
Only sissy twinks do that. Gymbros and army vets is where the good stuff is at
>you're getting less for the same price
Nah, they don't treat you as an ATM because most of them already have their own money, also won't try to me too you or talk shit behind your back (since most of them are closeted)
I'm sure he's devastated.
To kiss another man, it's a fricking disgrace
*kisses you*
I loved him like a brother-in-law
I just hop thay he was the top.
Demoralizationbros... we eatin' good tonight...
It's fake btw
You know, Sauronman predicted all this
>The age of men really went downhill after the towers
>sauronman
i've been seeing all this awful spelling lately on Cinemaphile, is this a new and shitty meme? or is a moronic third world shitskin spamming the board 24/7?
Never have an "idol" or else
Look up his ex wife. Grim.
She looks legitimately disgusting.
Viggo is also aging noticeably better than his 30 year old son.
Is there anything more tragic for a father than having a wimp for a son?
>inb4 hits pipe
being fat, even being chubby, can seriously negatively affect someones looks and health. His son clearly doesnt give a shit kek.
anon he's bisexual clearly with all this lip-kissing shit, but he did marry a woman and have kids. Relax. Theres loads of bisexual people out there who instinctively repress it and dont even know they are bi.
Fat makes you look younger which generally isn't a great thing for guys especially if the fat makes your face look pudgy and bloated like his but the biggest issue here is honestly the lack of a haircut and maintaining his facial hair.
If he did those he wouldn't look that far off viggo in this pic
Way back in the day Viggo claimed he was gonna refuse the role of Aragorn but his son(a child at the time) was a fan of the books and convinced him.
From the haircut/facial hair looks like he's trying to larp as Aragorn.
Had no idea he was married to Exene Cervenka, crazy. X are one of my favourite bands.
men are gross to kiss. stubble, unsoft skin, unsoft cheeks, small lips.
not kino
Wrong
You would know, gay.
>had a gf obsessed with me never having a single fleck of facial hair
>she hated the feeling (fair enough) but I wanted a beard or at least stubble
>making out she'd realize and then shave me (??? humiliation ritual)
>this symbolized her entire life where germs were everywhere but only sometimes
Even as a grown man seeing handsome grown men with beards, I thought it was all some kind of trick.
HE’S A FAAAAAAG
Viggo Mortensen is an ass muncher!
This one hurts, I was a kid whe LotR came out and really looked up to him as a masculine role model. Does this make me gay? I even saw Hidalgo in theatre.
Crying over actors and worshipping them does indeed making you gay
homosexual
What if I spit out the cum instead of swallowing is that still gay?
Different anon.
>is it gay if me, a man suck another man's dick?
Only on Cinemaphile
What if he pulls out right before busting and shoots it all over my face instead?
>In light of recent humiliations, it’s an honor to be joined by men, and not homosexual ASS CORNHOLIN wienerSUCKERS THAT BECOME HIGH KINGS, HE SHOULD FRICKING DIE!
frickin nauseating
They were gay, the Númenóreans?
FRICKIN QUEERS!
>when Viggo was always talkin about greasin the SAG union, who knew that's what he meant
He was 47, just a kid.
ALL ACTORS ARE GAY
ALL ACTRESSES ARE prostituteS
when will you kids learn?
Crusty
The frick? I'd never have guessed. There's two longer Cronenberg interviews on youtube I put on before I go to sleep from time to time. He's a relaxing storyteller.
Anon, …
Most of his long form talks turn into gay conversion hypno about 40 mins in. You haven't been listening to them a lot have you?
whys he look so different tats not aragorn
Why do you think they broke up?
both too busy
>both too bussy
both too crusty
sean bean probably
They realized they were being homosexuals and stopped immediately.
Argued over tax policy.
Welp guess I shan't be watching the LotR movies ever again, and will be burning my copies.
>people surprised to learn actors are gay
You guys never seen theater kids before or what? homosexual central
I have always assumed it, but it's still disgusting to have it confirmed.
>You guys never seen theater kids before or what? homosexual central
This is what I dont understand these are all the future actors. Why do people act like its a suprise they vote left or suck dick.
nothing more manly that dating a man
I will never look at Eastern Promises in the same way again.
Wait you mean there were people who didn’t know Viggo was at least bi?
he seems like the kind of guy who isn't even gay but committs to being gay just because he thinks doing gay shit somehow is some profound statement against homophobia.
Yeah, I knew it.
Why didn't you tell us?
It was fun seeing you guys worship a homo.
>ywn frick Aragorn's bussy
Why live, bros
These homies are both gay
I bet McKellen likes them young.
so what chuddy?
McKellen is/was good friends with Brian Singer. You work it out
GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING
>Bryan molests kids because of what McKellen did to him
It all makes sense now.
All gays like them young
Wrong. a twink can't frick me against the wall the way I want
K
So only about half? My god, that's such a huge number, you microdick straight manlets are safe, I guess.
closer to two thirds, degenerate
Aids has rotted your brain.
63% of hiv users
maybe 3% of men
not a good look anon
>why does disease spread easier in a smaller, isolated group
Come on now, this is high school tier
>hiv users
HIV. Not even once.
Can't really fault them for that, straight guys would do same if we could.
If liking them young is so bad then why /misc/ wants to lower the age of consent?
All men like them young
>they were men once
boromir was always the superior one
Not using cursed super weapons against your enemies is a psyop
perhaps merry and pippin were safer with the orcs
This is parody fake news. Zoomer film twt women are uncomfy with 2 coworkers artists being close and makes it gay. Why'd Cronenberg say this when his new film is about mourning his dead wife?
Yeah, it's fake. Cronenberg ain't gay.
Anyone who has seen Naked Lunch understands Cronenburg's opinion of homosexuality.
Why did he do it bros?
He isn't gay at all, he just knows the key to getting work in Hollywood in 2024.
pony monkeypox status?
viggo was always bi like all danish men
>all the fujos flicking the bean to aragorn/legolas are now justified
Grim timeline
>Replies to the tweet are just a bunch of gays saying “yasss spread misinformation”
>morons in this thread don’t know how to google and just accept false info
OP is trolling, this obviously isn’t true people
>Debonked
If this is the best chuddies can do, they losin' the meme war. Maybe get your jannies to save you?
Mortensen is as queer as a three dollar bill
Sexo if true
what movie?
A Walk On The Moon
Isn't that a youtube video about some little b***h teenage boy mooning bikers and them kicking his ass?
Yeah my bet is its that baskin Roberts hapa trying some new samegay strategy. This one is to pretend Viggo is gay
I’m trans btw and shit in my diapers with family guy playing in the background.
>No results on Google about this
Did OP...lie...?
The pictures though...
They both have stated they feel European, so it makes sense.
White people moment
No need to bring race into it, in crust we trust
Don't all schools do this? The graduating class's last week is just costume day, pajama day, gender swap day, etc.
Nah. At my school they even still have a dress code that you get suspended for breaking, even on Halloween.
downright peculiar
ZESTY but I'm glad they are having fun
>2024
>gay
>bad
>Nazi is a gay
many such cases!
gayvid ~~*cronenberg*~~
>only israelites can be gay
Ebic
The israelites invented homosexuality in the 1950s.
President James Buchanan says otherwise
>A History of Violence (2005)
>Eastern Promises (2007)
None of you understand the nuance to what he said? They didn't date and frick. He's talking about their close relationship while making two movies.
Promises (2007)
no movie in the last 20 years has needed a sequel so badly.
Wow I would have nevee guessed. But I don't care about an actor's private life.
There is Aragorn and then there is the actor, two completely different beings.
You love a gaylord hahahahaha Cope hard your basically gay urself
No wonder original LotR had so much soul. Legolas and Gandalf and Aragorn were buttfricking the whole time. Do you think Frodo ate their asses?
>Gandalf
Ew
>Fellowship of the wienerring
>The Two (crusty) Lovers
>Return of the (scorpion) King
>actor
>gay
No waaay
>"I've never thought I'll fight side by side with a homosexual fiend"
>"What a bout with a crusty friend?"
Wow, I didn't think this level of cringe would come from 2 people I had respected this much
>Gondor calls for *GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK*
gross
> about five months in 2006.
O.o
just say u dated why give a bizarre length?
Liars add details like this to make it more believable
I'm exactly 100% fine with that.
Plus, both are absolute kino machines, so I wish them both all the best
so that's what he meant by that graphic nude fighting scene
I didn't know Viggo was gay and I didn't know Cronenburg was gay either. Why is this world so fricking gay. Is anyone of the main LotR actors not gay? Elijah Wood always looked like a massive homosexual and Orlando Bloom too, wouldn't be surprised if all the hobbits were gay, surely the guy who played Gimli isn't gay?
>people are surprised by this
Sam, Boromir, and Gimli were the only non-gays in the LOTR main cast
Two men are incapable of sex. Sex is strictly penis in vegana.
Crust status?
SHUT IT DOWN
>Israel-Hamas conflict
>you want them to stop
>cry about it to the American president
Ehhh. I was hoping to get Karl Urban. Viggo will do, I guess
Maybe that's part of why LOTR was so fricking good.
The cast was filled with homosexuals who innately understood artistic qualities.
>Aragorn is gay
>Legolas is straight and big dicked
weird timeline
>Legolas is straight
[Doubt]
Orlando Bloom frick prime Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr
Sure. Sure he did. All celebrities tell the truth, especially in paparazzi pictures. Why is the average chuddy so stupid?
I've seen his schlong
i can't call him a bad actor now. i think he is, but i also think he has a nice todger. so any time he comes up in conversation and i say he's not very good, everyone will assume it's because of my tiny pecker.
I mean there is the one picture where he had his dong right in Katy Perrys face so even if hes gay, hes at least based in shoving his sausage right in that dumb b***h's mouth.
Jennifer Lawrence sued the shit out of having her phone hacked. You think the fake and staged pictures of him paddle boating with Katy Perry prove he's straight? You chuddies really are desperate huh?
>Plz no, I NEED Legolas to be straight! I NEED THIS
Can sue for pictures taken in public you inbred
>prime Katy Perry
>prime
What year is this?
Bloom ran off and immediately got married right after the movies were over. He's the straightest one after Sean Austin.
WOW those homosexuals from those gay lord of the rings films are queer???
*cry in eowyn*
fake news. the only source on this is this tweet fromm a random twitter who that has a bunchh of gays in the commments saying stuff like "i choose to believe this" "this is now canon" etc.
someone post the clip
you know the one
hell, I'll do it myself
Turns out he really was guarding over Frodo's ring, just not the one we were thinking about haha
eheh
NON STOP ASSRAPE
>"Is there anyone in Hollywood who isn't a flaming homosexual?"
>Actors are gay
Only fa/tv/irgins would ever be shocked by this
People upset by this are gayer than Viggo
This but unironically
Only homosexual morons care about someone playing pretend in front of a camera
I'd love to see your post history. I'd give great odds that you complain about black actors in like 75/100 threads. Kek so funny that chuddies have to lie about everything to be taken seriously, even by each other. Must be like being a giant homosexual to lie all the time.
ascended tier projection right here
I wondered for a moment what you meant, and then I realized chuddies think that projection just means it's accurate for themselves. good job
Oh! You blow your father with that mouth?
>hates gays
>fantazises about gay incest
Something doesn't add up here
Crustpilled
I'd date Viggo too, if given the chance.
No homo, btw.
Viggo can do better than that
Cronenberg still got all his hair. And he's a living legend. You couldn't get a Cronenberg. And Viggo hasn't been a heartthrob since 2003. They're pretty evenly matched.
can't any gay anons simply confirm whether this is real?
homosexual here. I don't care really. I just came here to spam crust
Dude always had a history of gayness.
lies
You guys know this is fake news from Twitter right?
There is literally pics accompanying the post
>falls for a deepfake
Surely you're baiting
That's just European style greeting for men who are confident about their sexuality. I kiss my homies all the time and they kiss me. It's just friends being affable. Nothing gay about it.
ehhhhhh
kiss on the cheeks maybe in france/spain/italy but on the mouth?
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
Me on the left
Why did you stop using practical effects, you stupid frick?
Don't be such a prude. Next time you see your homie, just give him a kiss on the lips. Women love this kind of confidence.
nah that dude is just a gay creep
not on the lips bro unless they're family and its quick, and even then its wierd. Viggos a Vaggot.
>t. Italian.
Whew, thanks for DEBONKING it. Maybe report to the redditor janny to protect your Frens from MISINFORMATION. Let's update our heckin WIKIPEDIA with your PEER REVIEW. Make sure to alert the discord too!
Mortensen was at the center of a 2024 viral hoax that began on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, following a post made by the user @ronnettepuIaski. The post included four photographs showing him kissing the director David Cronenberg, and this was reposted on Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile board where...
(I fricking hate Wikipedia nowadays.)
You really wanted that Viggo bussy, didn't you little fella?
If not for the resolution, I would have thought it was a real photoshoot.
No more LOTR for me, thanks!
cute
>Fake tweet
>1pbtid
>a hundred morons deep throat the bait and eagerly guzzle down the homosexualry and stupidity like starving Black personhomosexuals
>all because they think pretending to be moronic is fashionable
It was a joke tweet making fun of the fact that Viggo kisses male friends on the lips like a gay. He's not an actual gay.
>be a gay guy in France/wherever
>other guys kissing you on the lips
>all the time
>it's just culture/manners there haha
high school must be so awkward.
they kiss each other on the cheek, if anything
>it's just culture/manners there haha
It isn't.
t. Baguette
>Twitter gossip thread
Anyway I found out what this is about.
I feel so stupid but my knowledge of history is patchy, only learned about Judaism briefly in school (UK: we learned more about Hindus and Sikhs). Picked stuff up from pop culture like The Simpsons, I've actually met maybe two or three israeli people.
I can clearly look at the apartheid situation in Africa and see who wanted what. I really can't tell what Israelis (as in, those in power, particularly Zionists) want or why.
Oh my sweet summer child, how little you know of the world.
Its nice to see someone actually asking a fricking question instead of looking for validation and coping instead. Its a good sign you might just turn into a wise, red pilled man someday anon. Good luck. Track down a copy of "CentraI banking and the ensIavement of mankind", that's a very useful book with an absurd amount of useful information wrapped up in a fairly readable and short novel.
> criticizes use of Aragorn by far-right Spanish party
Tolkien created him and he supported Franco in the civil war you dumb queer
This does not say he supported Franco.
He did, its well established
https://www.josemanuelferrandez.com/vieja/ENguerra.html
seeing any two people kissing in public is gross.
same with open wounds or breastfeeding.
no prejudice, just a visceral display of the transfer of bodily fluids.
So cronenberg is a pillowbiter. I had a feeling about Viggo so that doesn’t really surprise me.
I'm very shocked and disappointed to see a childhood hero of mine come out as a gay.
Cronenberg, how could you do this?
>Director dating the star
I thought this was what #metoo was about. Why is it celebrated now?
It's okay when men do it
He does look a bit fruity
He's just old
how do I train to be gay? I want to try it.
Go to the gym and lift weights
Go to any bar near a military base
Profit
another reason why LOTR sucks dick
/tv/'s obssessed with gays, why is this thread hitting bump limit? It's fake and gay.
Come here and give daddy a kiss.
>daddy
Kys you molestation victim
Someone’s getting a spanking.
>Gondor calls for aids!
kissing your homie isn't gay, anal is and it's gross
That's why I stick to handjobs and blowjobs only
Ever tried intercrural?
Yeah, that works too. But cleaning up is a mess
What's the point of being gay if your dick don't work, mane?
Why are conservatards so shocked with liberals are liberal? I don't see liberals crying when they "find out" the wall street broker is a shithead conservatard. But conservatives find out the actor/mucisian/artist and it somehow comes as a shock? Are you all that fricking ignorant? Pro tip: every actor, musician, artist, and anyone in that field is a liberal that is probably on some sort of trans spectrum, has gay sex, believes in socialism until absolutely fricking proven otherwise. It will save yourself from large amounts of headaches in the future. You fricking oblivious dimwits.
Wallstreet = conservative is a meme? Why'd a libdem Janet Yellen get millions of speaking fees a year from WALLSTREET? Are libdem ideas truly organic personal beliefs, or groupthink that prevents them from loss of jobs or status? Did you know conservatives can frick same-sex and be...out?
What the actual frick?????
Fricking Aragaorn? Dude even have a family. What the frick!!!!!!!
: /
>Men were heterosexual once.