Are all the women in southern France that beautiful? Jesus Christ I had to masturbate after the first 5 minutes

Are all the women in southern France that beautiful? Jesus Christ I had to jerk off after the first 5 minutes

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As beautiful as Ophélie? No, it's just her.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are all the Bau-zos at?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come on Bau-zos! Post Baus!

      https://litter.catbox.moe/3tjbxl.webm

      MWAH THE FRENCH

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I spent many summers in provence and don't really remember the chicks being that hot. I was in Arles, Avigonon, Saint Remy etc etc. Also it's so fricking expensive jesus christ.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were in the 90s. Zoomers will never get to live the 90s.

      Zoomer spotted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 28

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Saint Remy
      Lacroix?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I was in her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not these days you don't

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is what Cinema is supposed to be... juicy knockers and substantial asses... humina

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this movie worth watching outside the first 8 minutes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you want a summery, yet slightly wistful slice of life film, then yes.

      If you just want to ogle Ophélie, then also yes. The scenes of her lounging on the beach, changing clothes in her bedroom and twerking in the nightclub are all pretty good coom fodder.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go swimming/tanning with my hot french wife and all her hot single arthoe friends and it legit looks like I have a harem we also engage in three/foursomes semi-regularly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I know for a fact that none of those girls are hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A man's wife is his life, anon.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just some inbred nafrigays's wet dream fantasy isn't it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      If you want a summery, yet slightly wistful slice of life film, then yes.

      If you just want to ogle Ophélie, then also yes. The scenes of her lounging on the beach, changing clothes in her bedroom and twerking in the nightclub are all pretty good coom fodder.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Cinemaphile just randomly just found out about this movie from 2017? Or are the sequels finally being released?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /film/ has been bringing it up again lately, mainly posting about the sequel never coming out. I think OP just watched it recently because of the posts in /film/

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come on Bau-zos! Post Baus!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bau is 11/10

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie some weird french porno where you see 90 minutes of "french" girls being banged by sandBlack folk?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post some FRICKING webms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but this clips clearly shows a sandBlack person frick a french prostitute...

        No.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but there's only one sex scene in the film and it lasts just a few short minutes of the just under 3 hours of runtime.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being that actress and thinking "yeah the nudity is a bit uncomfortable but this will boost my career like Lea Seydoux and I'll get to attend Cannes" and then everyone just boos it on release and your career dies straight afterwards

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She actually got praise for this one. It's the sequel that was troubled (partially by her). Her career is pretty fricking dead after that one, tho. She should've just gone along with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good Lord, what a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        French people are weird

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DADDY LOOK I'M ACTING

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love women so much it's unreal, bros

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE

    THE

    FRICK

    IS

    THE

    PART 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's never being released. it was wasted on cannes gays who were offended by the nudity/sex scenes and killed Kechiche's career to the point where he will never release the sequel and will probably never release another film

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People in general more thought that it was too long and boring than offensive (it's basically meant to be just like the club scene from the end of the first film but three hours long and with the notorious 15 minute sex scene). Only critics and other terminally online types got offended by it. I can't say that I'm optimistic (he has no money and his reputation has taken a serious hit), but Kechiche says that wants to finish the series (it's all filmed and just needs editing) even tho he will never release the Cannes cut in his lifetime.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >(it's all filmed and just needs editing
          What's stopping Kechiche from downloading davinci resolve and editing it himself?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The way that I understand it is that he is continually editing the mass of footage that he has (he has enough filmed for two films) but has yet to come up with something satisfactory. There were reports back in like 2022 on Twitter from some French director and some French cinema news sites that a new cut was circulating and Kechiche confirmed that it was true that he was still working on the series later that year (after being silent since 2019).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, so is this like a Terrence Malick film where he didn't bother to actually write a story and just has a 15 hours roughcut that he's trying to edit into something watchable?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's stopping him from releasing the Cannes cut? Is he too insecure and disheartened by all the negative feedback?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To some extent, yeah. Even leaving the potential difficulties with Bau aside, he claims that it was unfinished when shown at Cannes and that he screened it out of eagerness to show off his new actors thinking that it wouldn't be so bad. It's also said that he's broke and can't afford the music rights.

            Wait, so is this like a Terrence Malick film where he didn't bother to actually write a story and just has a 15 hours roughcut that he's trying to edit into something watchable?

            It has a story (it's a loose adaptation of a novel iirc), it's just that he apparently encourages improvisation with regards to the actual playing out of scenes, films a lot of stuff and then kind of improvises himself when it comes to putting together a final product.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just KNOW

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did she get super fit and lost most of her thickness?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. She was still nice and thicc in that shitty cop show she was in last year.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shortly before the film premiered at the Cannes Film Festival in 2019 news broke that the film featured an unsimulated sex scene between her and a co-star, which the two had been pressured into filming by the film's director Abdellatif Kechiche. It was also revealed that Bau and her co-star had been intoxicated during the filming of the scene, also due to pressure from the director.[6]
    le basado

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you watch Intermezzo anywhere?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only at Cannes 2019.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seriously?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably on Kechiche's laptop or something if you want to try to get your hands on that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I thought it actually received a limited public release, ffs, goon sesh cancelled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interjizzo

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nafri director
    >2 nafris and a white woman

    so deep
    wonder why it lost money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both of the women are French.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Q (2011) starring Déborah Révy

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ophelie’s fatty NEEDS to be in more movies. It’s the only way to make up for her awful experience on these films! It’s the least the industry can do for her

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    15+ years in France plus every summer in my childhood. Like all countries, there are beautiful and ugly people. Any other opinion is moronic. Thread closed. I liked the movie though

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this the other day. Felt like a 3d version of a harem anime considering all the girls wanted the main character's even the main girl with the big ass, yet the MC remained oblivious. At least at the end he seems to end with the girl with the second biggest ass after the main girl.

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