Are Archie comics worth reading now? Hispanic/mixed Veronica makes me feel funny

Are Archie comics worth reading now? Hispanic/mixed Veronica makes me feel funny

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stick to the horror stuff - it's pretty great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There should be a new comic called Archies Weirder mysteries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there literally is: https://bleedingcool.com/comics/archie-comics-goes-x-files-meets-black-mirror-with-weirder-mysteries/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >https://bleedingcool.com/comics/archie-comics-goes-x-files-meets-black-mirror-with-weirder-mysteries/
          Literally what the frick, I was going to make a fan comic about this and unfortunately I am too late.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That comic is meh but the writer has some big ol’ tiddies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >archie
    >worth reading
    choose one

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop teasing us and post the whole thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's going on?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is this some kinda porn comic?
          Even if it isn't I appreciate your posts

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Basically, Sabrina invites the girls over so she can use her magical powers to morph themselves into Power Rangers to seduce Dilton into helping them cheat on the SAT's.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's not my fetish but nice

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here's the synopsis made in OpenAI

                INT. RIVERDALE HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY

                Betty and Veronica are walking down the hallway together, discussing the upcoming SAT exams.

                BETTY: I'm so nervous about the SATs! I don't think I'm going to do very well...

                VERONICA: Betty, you're going to do fine. Just relax and don't overthink it.

                BETTY: That's easy for you to say, Miss Perfect GPA. You probably don't even have to study!

                VERONICA: Actually, I've been studying a lot lately. My dad hired a tutor for me and everything.

                BETTY: Really? Well, maybe I should ask my parents to do that too...

                Suddenly, they spot Sabrina Spellman walking down the hallway.

                BETTY: Oh, there's Sabrina! I wonder what she's up to.

                VERONICA: Probably conjuring up some evil scheme...

                They approach her.

                BETTY: Hey, Sabrina! What are you up to?

                SABRINA: Just thinking about the SATs...I'm a little nervous too, actually.

                BETTY: Really? I would've never guessed. You're always so confident and together.

                SABRINA: Thanks, Betty. But even I get nervous sometimes.

                VERONICA: So what are you going to do to prepare for the SATs?

                SABRINA: I was thinking about inviting a few girls over to my house and doing a study session together. You guys interested?

                BETTY & VERONICA: Sure!

                SABRINA: Great! I'll invite a few other girls too and we'll make it a big study party. Sound good?

                BETTY & VERONICA: Sounds great!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                INT. SABRINA'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

                Betty, Veronica, Nancy, Midge, and Cheryl are all gathered around the coffee table, studying for the SATs. Sabrina is sitting in a chair next to them, looking over their shoulders.

                SABRINA: Let's go over this math problem again...what's the answer?

                NANCY: I think it's x=4...no wait, x=2! I don't know, I'm so confused!

                MIDGE: Me too...I have no idea what we're supposed to do here.

                SABRINA: Okay, you know what? I have an idea, and it involves Dilton.

                BETTY: Dilton? What does he have to do with anything?

                SABRINA: He's a big fan of Power Rangers, and I happen to know that there's a new episode airing tonight. So I was thinking...maybe we can use our feminine wiles to seduce him into helping us cheat on the SATs.

                VERONICA: You want us to seduce Dilton Doiley? Are you out of your mind, Sabrina?

                SABRINA: Come on, it'll be fun! And it's not like we're going to actually sleep with him or anything. We just need to get him alone so we can copy his answers.

                NANCY: I don't know...this seems kind of wrong.

                MIDGE: Yeah, I don't think I'm comfortable doing this either. Sorry, Sabrina.

                CHERYL: Count me out too. There's no way I'm going near that nerd!

                SABRINA: Oh come on, girls! It'll be easy, I promise. And besides...I happen to have these wrist morphers called Zeonizers from Power Rangers Zeo that will allow us to morph into Zeo Rangers and seduce Dilton easily. Trust me, this will work!

                BETTY: Well...I'm not sure...

                VERONICA: I don't know, Betty. What do you think?

                BETTY: I guess it couldn't hurt to try...

                SABRINA: Great! Then it's settled. We'll go over to Dilton's house after the Power Rangers episode tonight and get started. Sound good?

                BETTY, VERONICA, NANCY, MIDGE, & CHERYL: Sounds good!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                INT. DILTON'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

                Dilton is sitting on the couch, watching TV and eating popcorn. The Power Rangers episode comes on.

                DILTON: Yes! It's the new Power Rangers episode! I've been waiting all week for this!

                Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Dilton gets up to answer it and finds Betty, Veronica, Nancy, Midge, Cheryl, and Sabrina standing there.

                DILTON: Oh...hi girls. What are you doing here?

                SABRINA: We came over to watch the new Power Rangers episode with you! Isn't that great?

                DILTON: Um...sure, I guess so. Come on in.

                The girls come inside and sit down on the couch. Dilton sits down next to them.

                DILTON: So, what do you think of the new Power Rangers episode?

                BETTY: It's great! I love how the Red Ranger is always saving the day. He's so brave and heroic!

                VERONICA: And hot! Did you see the way his muscles were bulging out of that suit? Yum!

                NANCY: I know! He's definitely my type. I wouldn't mind being saved by him someday...

                MIDGE: Me too...I bet he would be a great kisser. *giggles*

                CHERYL: Puh-lease! He's not nearly as good-looking as the Green Ranger. Now THAT'S my type! All tall, dark, and handsome...mmmmm...*sighs dreamily*

                SABRINA: Well, I think they're both cute. But I have to say, I'm a big fan of the Gold Ranger. He's just so...mysterious and alluring.

                DILTON: Yeah, I like the Gold Ranger too. He's my favorite. But Pink and Yellow just so sexy you know? Man, what if there was an all female Power Rangers Zeo team? Now THAT would be hot!

                The girls all giggle.

                SABRINA: Well, Dilton...I think we can make your fantasy a reality.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >made in OpenAI
                Explain further please

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Made a prompt and AI crafted a tv show script for it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The entire script with all the characters? Was the prompt the summary you shared earlier?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Archie's pretty much always worth reading.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't, stop fricking lying you Boomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zoom zoom zoom

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DILTON: What do you mean?

    SABRINA: I happen to have these wrist morphers called Zeonizers from Power Rangers Zeo that will allow us girls to morph into Zeo Rangers and seduce you easily. Trust me, this will work!

    DILTON: Really? You all are you going to morph with Zeonizers? You know how to do the poses and everything?

    SABRINA: Of course we do! Now, who wants to go first?

    BETTY: I will!

    Betty takes one pair of Zeonizers from Sabrina and puts it on her wrists.

    SABRINA: Okay, Betty. To morph into the Pink Ranger, you need to do this pose.

    Sabrina demonstrates the pose for Betty. Betty tries to copy it, but she can't quite get it right.

    DILTON: Come on, Betty! You're not even close!

    VERONICA: Let me try! I bet I can do it better than her.

    Veronica takes a pair of Zeonizers from Sabrina and puts them on her wrists. She strikes the pose perfectly.

    DILTON: Wow...you look just like the Yellow Ranger! You're amazing, Veronica!

    NANCY: My turn!

    Nancy takes a pair of Zeonizers from Sabrina and puts them on her wrists. She strikes the pose and looks just like the Blue Ranger. Dilton's eyes nearly pop out of his head.

    DILTON: Oh my god...you look so hot, Nancy! I can't believe it!

    MIDGE: My turn!

    Midge takes a pair of Zeonizers from Sabrina and puts them on her wrists. She strikes the pose and looks just like the Green Ranger. Dilton is drooling at this point.

    DILTON: Midge...you look...incredible! I can't take it anymore, I have to have you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CHERYL: Not so fast, Dilton! It's my turn now! And I'm going to show you what a real woman looks like!

      Cheryl takes a pair of Zeonizers from Sabrina and puts them on her wrists. She strikes the pose and looks just like the Red Ranger. Dilton is speechless.

      DILTON: Cheryl...you're...perfect! I love you!

      Cheryl giggles.

      SABRINA: Now my turn! Time for the coup de grace!

      Sabrina takes the last pair of Zeonizers and puts them on her wrists. She strikes the pose and looks just like the Gold Ranger. Dilton is so turned on, he can barely speak.

      DILTON: Sabrina...you're...gorgeous! I love you!

      SABRINA: I love you too, Dilton. Now let's go upstairs and have some fun!

      The girls all giggle as they lead Dilton upstairs to the bedroom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What happens next?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think anon?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone forgot to give Ralph his Metamucil

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Are Archie comics worth reading now?
    post reboot archie is shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The horror stuff is still solid, but the modern slice-of-life sucks.

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