Are metal fans really like this?

Are metal fans really like this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    like what?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even 20 years ago this movie was 20 years old

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metal fans are cringe morons with no self awareness. You're either a racist incel who says "he's one of the good ones" when he hears a rap song he likes or a numale craft beer sipping homosexual.
    Go to a metal show of boomer tier trash. Incels in cargo shorts who heckle women that wear band shirts. Metal fans are absolute fricking cringe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This post is your brain on Cinemaphile. Not even once. Like seriously, a bot spits out more meaningful posts than this buzzword riddled gibberish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >incel incel incel
      jesus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got a playlist I think you will like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s an oxymoron by a bunch of morons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black metal is the most inclusive from of music. Stay mad chud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've gone to hundreds of metal shows over the years and never once have I seen anyone harass women lol I've seen probably over 1000 bands.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How I know you’ve never been out of the house off your leash
      The post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmoa, you sure proved you have never been to a metal concert.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I'm moreso inclined he got bodychecked into the guardrails hard because posers like that stick out like a sore thumb, and it sullied his expectations of singing le merry viking shanties :*~~ and maybe finding a big tiddy goth gf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly trying to form a community around music is fruitless since most normalgays listen to a little bit of everything. Basing your identity on any music you don't perform yourself is pretty fricking moronic, but what's more moronic is homosexuals like you who go to a metal or hardcore show expecting anything but injuries and degeneracy, let alone acting surprised by it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn, metal fans actually sound pretty fricking based.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    skip whatever this is and watch pic related. i guarantee it's better metal schlock than whatever shitflix puts out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good taste, also Emperor and Ihsahn on the soundtrack

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    metalgays are the basedest people on this planet.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Morello involved in any way, shape or form
    Not metal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual who larps in the woods wearing women's clothing and records on fisher price toddler toys
      SOMETALMUHSECRETCLUB

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter. Morello is not metal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I record with Fisher Price and roast israelites in my Easy Bake Oven
        I'm sure there's a Miss May I concert somewhere you should be at

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post address larper. You will never be hard and varg was a homosexual like his assbuddy who died playing "im edgy no u no u!teehee!". You won't ever do shit to anyone. So post an address and I'll fly to your shithole and post your caved in head right here on Cinemaphile with timestamp 🙂

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Servus, Moshe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            most reddit post I've ever seen on this website

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a Gen Xer(you) wearing a mask & getting the vaccine to jump up and down like a søibøi yelling "frick yew I won't do what you tell me". Also his dad was an ambassador in the US government. He grew up very affluent.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they make a movie about Varg recently?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, Lords of Chaos. still need to watch it myself. i hear it's mixed, but jonas akerlund directed it which is pretty much the best choice for directing a metal movie one can get

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was bad. It was like Scott Pilgrim meets Black Metal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          scott pilgrim was unironically good though. it took the stylized comic and translated it pretty well to movie form.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was, but a movie about the origins of Norwegian bm shouldn't be like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah, Lords of Chaos. still need to watch it myself.
        I liked it. It's practically a very low-key, slow burn horror movie.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >214x300
    frick off

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no notable black people in metal?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's one. Even though he's black, he has an aryan heart

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      black metal and war metal are very diverse. many POC and trans individuals in the genre

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Suffocation had some black dudes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arabian black metal is pretty good.
      Arabs are practically black, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not 100% metal but Rocky George from Suicidal Tendencies was always a guitar hero of mine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not in mainstream but:
      Living Colour
      Sepultura
      Killswitch Engage
      Tony Macalpine
      Greg Howe
      King's x
      Hirax

      and of course tosin abasi.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's once again about of homosexual theater kids and art hoes infringing on a hobby they have no reason to be apart of. We've seen this time and time again.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BLACK METAL IS INHERENTLY ANTI-SEMITIC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was boring and bland as frick.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metal died because it was white angst... Can't have that now can we.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White angst is for third worlders. If you were truly white aligned you would support progressive policies

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. I love metal music. This movie is abysmal and cringe.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The bit showing the homoeroticism of metal was bretty funny and it would have been better if it showcased a lot of bands lesser known but great songs. I mean I like Blood and Thunder but it plays like 3 times in the movie. At least switch it up with Crush Destroyer or Megladon.
    It also portrayed how pretentious most black metal gays are

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metal people are always the kindest best people you meet, the opposite of hip hop fans.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to grow out of metal once you hit 19 years old. If you don't, I feel so sorry for you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your supposed to stop watching cartoons and capeshit once you turn 30

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what if i'm watching when I'm 29 years and 364 years old and it's almost midnight? do I just watch half the capeshit stuff?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POST BLASTING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BLASTIN

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rich metalhead friend forces you to learn drums to be in his band
    Exact same thing happened to me except I shot him down. He even had the whole 8 different guitars in the basement deal.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do any of u play the Electric guitar? Is it based or cringe if I started?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Play doom and you don't even have to be good at guitar to be good at guitar

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers don't listen to metal

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, annoying and whinny and mostly nerds

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