Are mustaches legitimately the best facial hairstyle for men of all time?

Are mustaches legitimately the best facial hairstyle for men of all time?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's the most kino facial hair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no man has ever looked good with a mustache. all men look good clean shaven

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he looks like shit, were you trying to prove a point with that image? lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          would look better clean shaven

          would look better clean shaven

          Much like women with short hair, men look good with facial hair when they already look good without them. Not to mention soiboys are incapable of grooming.

          would look better clean shaven

          Wrong

          would look better clean shaven

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            gay/troony confirmed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong

          Look like pedophiles.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t.mustachelet

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I can grow a mustache but I shave it off because I don't want the neighborhood to think I'll molest their children

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry anon you look like you molest children anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just saw him in an episode of Gunsmoke. he looked so different as a young man. facial hair and the white pigment really suit him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't because I have no chin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell us about how the mustache man hurt you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he wrecked me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It actually changes with the times. When most men have facial hair a clean shaven man stands out and vice versa, though on average a beard is more attractive

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Much like women with short hair, men look good with facial hair when they already look good without them. Not to mention soiboys are incapable of grooming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no homosexual he looked amazing in Dune. And I think you're wrong, some men gain like 3 points with a beard if they have good enough beard genes, since it hides their ugly features. Link related

      no man has ever looked good with a mustache. all men look good clean shaven

      When I give up on my hair I'll go Bronson mode.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i grew a mustache after watching top gun maverick. ive had 2 different girls compliment it in real life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how fat/ugly were they?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        one was a skinny emo latina girl that works at mcdonalds. the other was a slightly bigger white girl that worked at the grocery store

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile - Television & Film

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly homosexuals obsessed with nazi aesthetics drone on about how clean shaven is the only good looking thing
    kill kys yourselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one said anything about nazis except you. are you scared of something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      natsoc who likes mustaches here, you're an insane moron lmao

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    Look like pedophiles.

    and the problem is...?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm rocking a similar hairstyle and stache to pic related. I've received many compliments. Apparently staches are trending with zoomers so it works out in my favor when I'm fricking prostitutes from Tinder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, Lee Pace is 6'5"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gosling looks like a Chad with Down syndrome. Something's not quite right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's called being average

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's called being average

      Cope

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It means you have the balls to let your mustache grow. everybody is too much of a pussy low t to even attempt it. the only way you'll know if it looks good is if you see it yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mustaches are actually in again with the cool artsy crowd.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not being able to grow a beard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my work wont let me have a beard 🙁

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are a Sikh and they are discriminating against your religion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but im a white christian anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are a white muslim revert. Having a beard is sunnah and HR is shaytan

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I could grow one. I’m 30 and my facial hair is pathetic. Patchy like a prepubescent kid. Keanu looks like ZZ Top compared to me.

    But I have thick, immaculate golden blonde hair like a lion so I guess that’s the trade off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blonde dudes without facial hair look like little girls. sorry man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In my experience that is typical for almost all blonde guys.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't recognize Owen Wilson in Loki, AMA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that suits him well honestly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >expected Loki to be a buddy-cop series where Owen Wilson and Loki go and solve time-travel crimes
      Oh my what I got was the worst piece of shit imaginable

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you being serious? Mustaches are either worn as a joke or by pedos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cope and seethe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Stacie and stubble look is hard to pull off but when you do... damn if it isnt sexy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The correct answer is sideburns

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Staches are kino if you can actually grow one and not some homosexual puberty stache. Also Gosling looks goofy here. This from Lars?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most likely. he's got the Lars chub.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyman is different.

    Some look good with a dapper stache, others need a full broom. Some men look better with a beard to go with the moustache. Some guys rock stubble. Those who can't go clean shaven.

    The simple fact of the matter though is that facial hair is a masculine feature, an unmanly man looks poorly with facial hair. Women find men with good beards to be more attractive & more "virile". Its the symbolic short hand for the patriarch. Lawyers tell their clients to shave when going to court because a clean shaven man looks more timid & less threatening. Its the same reason they give their clients glasses to wear (Glasses symbolize a weakness & being a "harmless nerd")

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      accurate post

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