midichlorians?
GONE
palpatine being anakins father?
GONE
anaking being a child made "from the force"?
GONE
I will never watch any disney starslop show no matter what because, in my eyes, disney star wars will NEVER be canon. Star Wars died in 2012, but it had a good life of 35 years. But that was 12 years ago now and it's time to move on. Also, midichlorians were a kino pleb-filter concept and I love the idea of Anakin's father being the Force itself so as far as I'm concerned, midichlorians and Daddy Force are still canon. The only kino Star Wars character created under disney's watch is Lop and surprise surprise, she was created by the Japs.
People will accept the new anyway moron. People voted for Biden and he molested that blond child girl on CSpan and you burgs made him president. Next he will have his wiener up small boys ass while fellating zelenski during an address, all using your tax payer money, and people will clap. But seriously, he did mest that small girl and it's the hill I shall die on.
Why would China fund shows about homosexuality? They (claim to) hate that stuff and they would (totally) never allow it in their (gay ass) society.
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china funds all this shit, because their goal is to destroy america from within
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>Why would China fund shows about homosexuality? They (claim to) hate that stuff and they would (totally) never allow it in their (gay ass) society.
China is constantly pushing divisive ideology in the west to weaken western nations. During the floyd riots, the ccp was putting out hourly statements about how racist the US was and how Black folk deserve even more gibs.
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China only pretends to hate gays because China is a secretly gay country
I know its anecdotal but everyone i know who drank that piss water actually did a bit of research and completely abstained from anything related to annheiser busch. They wanted to make sure they took a hit for supporting trannies.
Hey moron, you know Anheuser-Busch's financials are a matter of public record right? They mostly moved to Modelo, which is a Constellation brand in the US. AB has had low sales across the board, which is why they had to increase prices almost 10% to retain profitability. Troons are a guaranteed profit loss for any larger company, I actually encourage them to make another Dylan Mulvaney partnership because I get more enjoyment out of it than I ever would drinking their piss water.
he had an interview recently where he reiterated star wars being female and them being the heros of all the films he made. he thinks chuds are clueless
damn i should have typed "thread" wtf was i thinking
I feel like there was an interesting idea for a story here about force users being drafted into conflict between Sith and Jedi against their will and trying to break from that. However, some moron decided to take in bullshit about patriarchy and dykes and other nonsense which turned it all into a waste of time.
The more I think about it, this era was the most ripe for a great story about established Star Wars lore. Infinite potential. Disney's only chance at making a classic that could stand neck and neck with Episodes 1-6. And it had to be ruined by a smug dyke b***h and her agenda.
The prequels are better than the originals and so is Rouge One, and I'm tired of pretending they aren't. The whole OT is built around that gimmicky "Luke, I am your father" soap opera plot twist, and if you go in already knowing it (which everyone does) they're just mediocre as frick.
It's fine anon, at this point most people simply do not believe any of this is canon, if anything we should encourage Disney to add ever more gay shit to make it even less profitable so they eventually sell it. When it goes to sleep for another decade and this culture fad has extinguished, someone else will buy it for a pittance and revive the series.
>It's fine anon, at this point most people simply do not believe any of this is canon
that's the best thing you can do. state that this isn't star wars and it isn't canon.
>but we made this show
no >but you have to accept its canon
no >but it's star wars going forward!
no >but you must acknowledge it!
no.
Which is what I've been doing since at least 2017. The EU is canon. Not TFA, TLJ, not TRoS, not Rebels, not Bad Batch, not Andor, not Mandalorian, not Book of Boba Fett, not Ahsoka. None of it. Only Lucas' 6 films, the first 6 seasons of TCW, and the EU. There is no Star Wars outside of that and never was.
>about force users being drafted into conflict between Sith and Jedi against their will
That's more any time period over a thousand years before the prequels.
This. Why is it that hardly anyone understands? Even in this thread, people are blaming the fans, as if the free market decided that this is what Star Wars should be.
Yeah it's not about LGBT wanting to live normally, but they are the ones who create life in the first place! Radical extremists subverting the majority by executive decisions. It goes with running the country to the ground (moribund). Demoralize the ppl who may otherwise rise up against deliberate "managed (accelerated) decline".
Never, Sith Alchemey have millennia of existence, but people (cuck-servative-gays) only care about the films, not the books or games that were canon under George Lucas and (somehow) still canon under Disney.
It was a cool idea to think that Palpatine and/or Plageus orchestrated the downfall of the Jedi to the point of literally making a force-sensitive being out of just the Force itself. It demonstrated how powerful, skillful and cunning they were. Now it's like "btw these random dyke witches can do it too and can do it better LOL, theyre just as powerful!"
>Now it's like "btw these random dyke witches can do it too and can do it better LOL, theyre just as powerful!"
NO! Even more powerful! And MORE original!
I dont think it was ever confirmed. I thought they left it open to if he created anakin or if the force itself created anakin in order to wipe the board.
>anakin’s kid who was going to restore the jedi order and succeed where he failed grows up to be a loser who fricks off after he tries to kill his nephew via bad writing and drinks alien tit milk >anakin’s other kid gets gets divorced, has her son turn into an edgelord, and is still leading the rebels despite being a grandma and later dies but not really >the emperor is still alive and had kids via shenanigans >the skywalker bloodline is dead while sheev fricking palpatine’s bloodline is still alive >anakin and his son’s lightsabers are buried on the planet virtually all members of his family hated being on >now we learn that he only exists because of two black lesbians
Grim
>>now we learn that he only exists because of two black lesbians
literally blm movement fricking up EVERYTING because "white people enslaved us back then"
I still get a kek whenever I look at this, my mother kept saying how all these diverse remakes are a good thing, but then they did it to charmed and she was so fricking mad. I asked her if she was racist after she ranted about it.
>This comes across as a show-within-a-show that is mocking sci-fi/fantasy.
the writers and showrunner are known subversives who are doing it to reinterpret the star wars canon so they can continue making slop like this. they've essentially said as much.
Success has defeated us. Humans struggle for endless amounts of time and whent he day comes that you have defeated all your struggles you find that you are broken. You are not meant for that world. And you self destruct.
Remember the death of an individual lifeform is an evolutionary advantage. Because it allows for something new to fill the void. The cycle of civilization is more important then any individual civilization even the most successful.
Disney tries to hide behind diversity bullshit in their hiring practices, but it's really just an excuse to hire the cheapest possible directors, writers, actors, crew, etc. The people they have directing these shows generally only have music video and commercial credits in their resumes, which means they are extremely inexperienced and lacking fundamental knowledge and skills. Disney are just cheapskates at the end of the day, the israelite LGBT and Black person worship propaganda are just the cherry on top because it grants them free funding.
Sorry but we passed that point ages ago.
This is literally unironically seriously for real no joke anti-white hatred and it's impossible to deny at this point.
I don't think it's anti white only. It's everything. It's also humiliation rituals for women and Black folk. It's the whole package, made by a dyke under lgbtqxxx umbrella.
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Yeah it's clearly to break the cultural hegemony.
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>I don't think it's anti white only.
anti-white, anti-heterosexual, anti-christian, anti-male, anti-western civilization.
No. It's still absolutely the case. The directing is bad because the directors have zero experience and no formal training. It costs Disney a few thousand to hire these people to film 10 episodes. As opposed to a real director that they would need to pay $50k+ per episode, and who would demand royalties, more expensive equipment, etc. They film half this shit on iPhones and that isn't an exaggeration.
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No if that was the case the subject would differ occasionally but every single one of these shows is attacking "normalness".
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Yes, because every single person out there trying to build a career directing and writing shit in Hollywood are just brainwashed activists pushing the same agendas. And the more cynical reality is that some of them probably don't believe any of it but are determined enough to have this career that they will quietly go along with it just to get paid and keep working. Just like any average college student gritting their teeth and sitting through a weekly lecture from a liberal professor pushing leftist shit just to pass the class and not start fights.
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>As opposed to a real director that they would need to pay $50k+ per episode, and who would demand royalties, more expensive equipment
Anon, this shitshow had a budget of $180m.
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>Anon, this shitshow had a budget of $180m.
that's TWELVE Godzilla Minus One's.
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They say that for everything. Does this show look like they spent $180m to make it? No. The execs pocketed 95% of that. It looks cheaply made and incompetent because it is, not because they somehow spent a fortune and still fricked up. They spared every expense. Most of the budget went to Carrie Anne Moss for one scene and Squid Game guy.
That’s the real problem here. Like, sure, she’s a dyke … but why does that mean everything she writes has to be so hyper focused on dykeness? Like, you get a whole fantasy universe to work with and the only thing she can think of is “LESBIANS!” It’s just as sad as if a straight guy who wrote about a cum powered lightsaber so he needed chicks to blow him all the time and spit out into cups so he can refuel his weapon.
Why are you shocked that a person that was never qualified for a role and made their identity their entire reason for existence, couldn't make a good show and made it all about their identity?
we are at a level of competency crisis never seen before
>a cum powered lightsaber so he needed chicks to blow him all the time and spit out into cups so he can refuel his weapon
There's an alternate timeline where we're watching this absolute KINO show instead
Why are you shocked that a person that was never qualified for a role and made their identity their entire reason for existence, couldn't make a good show and made it all about their identity?
we are at a level of competency crisis never seen before
Even shitty fanfic writers can come up with stuff that’s not so … self centered. Sure, the main character would just be a Mary Sue, but they’d put in some effort to make everything around the Mary Sue still feel like Star Wars. This is just something else altogether.
havent watched anything star wars related since that atrocious ep 7 shit that came out a couple years ago
a few webms are enough to see none of these shits are worth my time lol
Kek, no we don't. One or two of us have normie gfs/family who make us sit through an ep and then come here to mock it. I haven't watched a single scene but it's already brought a lot of laughter to my life.
They've actually taken a different route entirely the last few days. They're inventing claims that the show is being attacked by anti-asian racists for the Squid Game guy, claiming he's getting hate and death threats, even though he is the only character and aspect anyone liked about the first two episodes. He is the only character who seemed remotely Star Wars or Jedi-like and is totally wasted on this pile of vomit and gonorrhea.
This show had something like $180 million for its budget and I cannot for the life of me tell where any of it has gone. Every world feels small. Every set feels claustrophobic. There is no sense of scale or variety. It’s all so relentlessly generic. But hey, lightsabers!
>This show had something like $180 million for its budget and I cannot for the life of me tell where any of it has gone. Every world feels small. Every set feels claustrophobic. There is no sense of scale or variety. It’s all so relentlessly generic. But hey, lightsabers!
Star Wars doesn't work as a tv show. same reason why Star Trek doesn't work as movies.
Nonsense, anon. Star wars work as a series. You just need a writer in the room with an IQ above 80.
The fact that Disney can't do it doesn't mean it's impossible, Disney couldn't write Star Wars movies either. It's a Disney failure, not a failure of concept.
i do like some of the Star Trek movies but every single one of them comes off like a stretched out single episode of the show, or, a condensed two parter. and it most cases, i think that's what they were all originally intended to be.
Star Wars was always about the scale, Star Trek was always about the crew of a single ship. one works on the big screen and one doesn't, because they are fundamentally different approaches to story telling.
Anon... I don't want to burst your bubble, but one of the main issue Disney had with writing their own trilogy was the fact there was no source material for that period of time...
>Star wars fans deserve to be openly mocked.
the thing is, star wars fans hate this shit. so since disney is doing this and state wars fans oppose it, can you really blame star wars fans for this?
Anyone who is still watching and supporting anything Disney Star Wars related is absolutely at fault for this. Disney, Kennedy, and Filoni are never going to stop raping it and shitting on it, it's on the fanbase to give up, move on, and stop giving them any money or attention. People who still want to cling to delusional hope that Star Wars can be fixed or saved and are still subscribed to Disney+ for any reason are the fricking problem. Just as you don't blame an ethot for simps existing or a liquor distillery for alcoholics existing, at this point you have to blame the dumb frick redditors still supporting something we all hate and enabling it to continue.
>Anyone who is still watching and supporting anything Disney Star Wars related is absolutely at fault for this
I agree. But again, the general Star Wars fan isn't doing any of those things.
That doesn't mean we can't or shouldn't shit on the corpse, however.
I haven’t watched any of this slop since Kenobi. I just get enjoyment out of sitting on the sidelines, and watching the scavengers fight over Star Wars’ bloated corpse. I don’t even care enough to be mad anymore.
Obvious shill is obvious. Anyone who believes Disney's blatant lies about Disney+ viewers numbers is either brainwashed or an employee.
It's also utterly disingenuous to pretend the EU books were niche or obscure when basically every single one through the 90's and 00's was a #1 New York Times bestseller.
>pretend the EU books were niche or obscure when basically every single one through the 90's and 00's was a #1 New York Times bestseller.
Tell me you don't know shit about the publishing industry without telling me you don't know shit about the publishing industry
Protip: NYT Best Seller list is a fricking joke. All it takes to be on the best seller list is selling 5,000 copies of your book during its first week. For it to be considered on the "#1 best seller list" it literally just means that you need to be the #1 sold book for ONE single retail chain (or store in some specific instances).
That means, for example, if a random EU novel was being sold at a comic book store that traditionally didn't sell novels and instead sold comics and toys, and sold 5,000 copies world wide in it's first release week, since technically it's the #1 best seller book at said comic book store, it's now officially a #1 NYT best seller. It also means if you release your book in a dead week that has basically frick all else being released, it would be an instant #1 hit. And since the publishing market is heavily dominated by like 5 different companies, it's in their interest to plan their releases such that they can get as many #1 NYT best sellers under their fiscal year, because idiots like you see "#1 NYT BEST SELLER" and think it actually means something and buy the books.
>The writing for TotJ was ass but I can ignore it for the cool art and world building.
Space Babylon/Assyria was sick and vindicates how awful everything that has to do with Onderon is
>He has a point.
Yeah it's a shit, shill point. When people say 'star wars is dead' they mean it sucks ass, not that people forgot what it was. Just because you blast your garbage out to every person on earth and they know what it is, doesn't mean it's worth a shit. Everyone knows what shit smells like, but only freaks seek it out and enjoy it. "There are more people eating shit than ever! Shit eating isn't dead!"
I would like to inform the troony mod that you are a horrific monster and you are a b***h for banning me while letting straight up garbage sit here all day. Ban me again when you're done dilating, you homosexual Black person.
>tfw when a mentally ill troon enters the thread to advertise himself because no ones give a shit
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>bulldyke showrunner >former assistant to Harv >only one who defended him while also assisting him in getting unwilling poon >gets a show about muh female empowerment and sisterhood
...right
JUST THINK of all the grateful girl-cum-soakes gayettes who now TRULY feel that Star Wars now BELONGS to THEM since they now have a place of BELONGING in Star Wars.
>Which franchise got raped the hardest?
They're all three interchangeable. They honestly could have all been written and directed by the same gay algorithm.
This is tough:
I'm going to go with Trek because it stopped being about the exploration of anything beside modern identity politics in the most hamfisted and nauseating way possible (by design)
Dr. Who was always for fruity brits and destined to go this way, Star Wars is a kabbalistic fairy tale with increasingly worse spinoffs tangentally including nauseating idpol star trek is also kabbalistic
ABANDONING STAR WARS AFTER THE PREQUELS: >no gay mandalorians (in canon AND EU) >no jedi bug drug orgies >several eu/side characters remained unruined and shall remain anonymous so they stay that way
Crix Madine was a mercy kill
That's not a retcon, it was never confirmed Darth Plagueis managed to create life, Palpatine simply suggested it to Anakin. >inb4 some EU book released 20 years ago.
Not canon.
Watch it be revealed that it's actually just cloning, and the bad witch was fooling everyone
Then you can say chuds jumped on the hate bandwagon and made up a narrative.
>disney raping something you love(d) to death >no, you shouldn't be angry over it. you shouldn't do anything about it, either.
i don't get this mentality.
>and then the brave princess scissored her maid until their magical powers made them pregnant, they killed all the men in the realm and now rule with wisdom and love in a country full of lesbians >the end
is it actually a retcon? palpatine didn't say plagius was first to do it, just that he was powerful enough. it was also not even necessarily a true story.
maybe it contradicts other eu garbage i don't really care.
If anyone can do it then it's not special anymore. And that's Disney mission, to make everything gay and moronic, specially if was made by white men first.
Right but new shit will just come along and show them up. You can buy all the competition forever. Eventually some autist will make something in his basement and blow you away. AI is mostly shit currently but itll be a tool soon that will allow single autists to create shit on their own.
>If anyone can do it then it's not special anymore. And that's Disney mission, to make everything gay and moronic, specially if was made by white men first.
don't forget that there's no good or evil. no light side or dark side. oh and by the end of the show, the Jedi are going to be evil.
The jedi won't be evil, it's just how this show frames it because it banks on you fricking idiots to hate watch each episode and go to you hugboxes to cry about it. At the end it'll be revealed you were all over reacting and by then the damage is done, you incels have acted exactly as they wanted you to
>The jedi won't be evil,
its gonna be shown that the jedi are responsible for all the women dying and the flames spreading all over the rocky, inflammable home.
plus, the jedi precipitated this by going to the lesbian space witches home and dictating their patriarchy to them.
if you think this isn't revisionist propaganda, you're blind.
It's unreliable narrative nonsense you idiot. You're feeding into them.
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>It's unreliable narrative nonsense you idiot.
It's subversive propaganda meant to normalize the destruction of western (White) civilization and its beliefs.
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>nooooooooo >the media can't possibly have political motives >and if they do you're completely barred from talking about them!
lol
>It doesn't. The Witches have always used the force under their own terminology
No, you don't get it. this isn't the witches using their own interpretation which is up for debate. this is the writers and showrunner telling us this what the force really is, through the lesbian space witches.
according to the showrunners when a women, a black or a lesbian says something, it's the truth and you must fricking listen.
it's the jedi who are wrong and the lesbian space witches who are right.
>plagius was first to do it
Plagueis didn't accomplish shit, only the Force itself was capable of creating life out of nothing after Plagueis started his experiments.
And yeah, it's a massive retcon, since the thing that could only ever be accomplished by the fricking Force itself is apparently just a matter of gathering a dozen or so Force sensitives to chant and throw gang signs. Oh and by the way the space wiccans managed to summon not one, but two kids, because reasons.
The toys from that high republic kids show are already getting clearanced just a few months after their release. I can't wait to see how hard ACKolytes toyline will crater.
>um sweaty actually black women know more about the force and are much better at manipulating it than white men could ever be >even though the order is already pozzed as frick with dozens of black and/or female characters
k
>>even though the order is already pozzed as frick with dozens of black and/or female characters
those don't count because they serve the white patriarchy.
> Are Star Wars fans addicted to humiliation rituals > Star wars fans.
There is no such thing as those. Probably were some in the 80s but this is a dead franchise.
We all already got pushed all the way to the right. I started out a classical liberal and ended up aspiring to be the guy who hits the gas chamber switch at Auschwitz.
>what happened to all the previous classical liberals? why are you people letting these insane gays co-opt your party?
The new left moved the line so now everything not in the far left is a nazi.
accelerate
I found my accelerationistbros.
This. No survivors.
Doesn't work because hyper normalization is a real thing. There won't be any great rebellion.
I support accelerationism too.
I will never watch any disney starslop show no matter what because, in my eyes, disney star wars will NEVER be canon. Star Wars died in 2012, but it had a good life of 35 years. But that was 12 years ago now and it's time to move on. Also, midichlorians were a kino pleb-filter concept and I love the idea of Anakin's father being the Force itself so as far as I'm concerned, midichlorians and Daddy Force are still canon. The only kino Star Wars character created under disney's watch is Lop and surprise surprise, she was created by the Japs.
People will accept the new anyway moron. People voted for Biden and he molested that blond child girl on CSpan and you burgs made him president. Next he will have his wiener up small boys ass while fellating zelenski during an address, all using your tax payer money, and people will clap. But seriously, he did mest that small girl and it's the hill I shall die on.
Perhaps you've forgotten the Dylan budlight fiasco! Who suffered humiliation, beer drinkers or budlight?
Beer drinkers when they moved to a brand that was still owned by the same company
Budlight lost BILLIONS! Gelette lost Billions! That's wealth gone forever.
blackrock has them covered senpai
if by blackrock you meant china then yes
Why would China fund shows about homosexuality? They (claim to) hate that stuff and they would (totally) never allow it in their (gay ass) society.
china funds all this shit, because their goal is to destroy america from within
>Why would China fund shows about homosexuality? They (claim to) hate that stuff and they would (totally) never allow it in their (gay ass) society.
China is constantly pushing divisive ideology in the west to weaken western nations. During the floyd riots, the ccp was putting out hourly statements about how racist the US was and how Black folk deserve even more gibs.
China only pretends to hate gays because China is a secretly gay country
Ywnbaw
I know its anecdotal but everyone i know who drank that piss water actually did a bit of research and completely abstained from anything related to annheiser busch. They wanted to make sure they took a hit for supporting trannies.
Hey moron, you know Anheuser-Busch's financials are a matter of public record right? They mostly moved to Modelo, which is a Constellation brand in the US. AB has had low sales across the board, which is why they had to increase prices almost 10% to retain profitability. Troons are a guaranteed profit loss for any larger company, I actually encourage them to make another Dylan Mulvaney partnership because I get more enjoyment out of it than I ever would drinking their piss water.
Wasn't Acolyte originally set in an alternate universe?
GL probably loves this, I'm eagerly waiting for his comments.
he had an interview recently where he reiterated star wars being female and them being the heros of all the films he made. he thinks chuds are clueless
it has too many syllables... but it is funny
>disney shitting on star wars for the 1000th time
This was leaked weeks ago. No one is watching this absolute trash.
I feel like there was an interesting idea for a story here about force users being drafted into conflict between Sith and Jedi against their will and trying to break from that. However, some moron decided to take in bullshit about patriarchy and dykes and other nonsense which turned it all into a waste of time.
The more I think about it, this era was the most ripe for a great story about established Star Wars lore. Infinite potential. Disney's only chance at making a classic that could stand neck and neck with Episodes 1-6. And it had to be ruined by a smug dyke b***h and her agenda.
>1-6
the prequels are still bad. the sequels being bad doesn't make the prequels good.
No one cares
The prequels are better than the originals and so is Rouge One, and I'm tired of pretending they aren't. The whole OT is built around that gimmicky "Luke, I am your father" soap opera plot twist, and if you go in already knowing it (which everyone does) they're just mediocre as frick.
>everyone knows
>going in
what 7 yr-old homies on the interwebs like that? these homies believein in Santa.
It's fine anon, at this point most people simply do not believe any of this is canon, if anything we should encourage Disney to add ever more gay shit to make it even less profitable so they eventually sell it. When it goes to sleep for another decade and this culture fad has extinguished, someone else will buy it for a pittance and revive the series.
>It's fine anon, at this point most people simply do not believe any of this is canon
that's the best thing you can do. state that this isn't star wars and it isn't canon.
>but we made this show
no
>but you have to accept its canon
no
>but it's star wars going forward!
no
>but you must acknowledge it!
no.
Which is what I've been doing since at least 2017. The EU is canon. Not TFA, TLJ, not TRoS, not Rebels, not Bad Batch, not Andor, not Mandalorian, not Book of Boba Fett, not Ahsoka. None of it. Only Lucas' 6 films, the first 6 seasons of TCW, and the EU. There is no Star Wars outside of that and never was.
I’d accept Andor and Rogue One as space apocrypha where it’s not REALLY canon but it’s pretty damn close. The rest of nuwars can burn for all I care
Andor, nah. Rogue One is good though and works better than the other EU "stealing the Death Star plans" stories.
it was most likely the other way around. they had an idea for a story about patriarchy and dykes and someone suggested throwing siths into it
>about force users being drafted into conflict between Sith and Jedi against their will
That's more any time period over a thousand years before the prequels.
Good. Destroy this troony franchise
the force is female
deal with it chuddies
My Darth Dyke, the Lezboid theory confirrrrrrrrRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
We've reached a point where companies actively antagonize their fanbases. It's a wild timeline!
It means our market is entirely fake and socialized now. They are heavily shielded from the consequences of horrible business decisions.
This. Why is it that hardly anyone understands? Even in this thread, people are blaming the fans, as if the free market decided that this is what Star Wars should be.
Yeah it's not about LGBT wanting to live normally, but they are the ones who create life in the first place! Radical extremists subverting the majority by executive decisions. It goes with running the country to the ground (moribund). Demoralize the ppl who may otherwise rise up against deliberate "managed (accelerated) decline".
they're doing this with every western fanbase
it's like they want to shit on what was made in the 80s 90s 00s just to say "see dad i told you so"
Every day you wake up is a humiliation ritual for your family
EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP THERE'S A HUMILATION RITUAL HANGING FROM MY GIRLFRIEND'S (male) FOUR CHAN POST
damn i should have typed "thread" wtf was i thinking
what about "every morning when i wake up, there's a psyop posted on my girlfriends(male) Cinemaphile thread"
I KNOW IT'S NOT MINE BUT I'LL SEE IF I CAN USE IT FOR SOME (YOUS) IN A TROLLING BOAST
When was it ever established Plagueis invented creating life with the force?
Never, Sith Alchemey have millennia of existence, but people (cuck-servative-gays) only care about the films, not the books or games that were canon under George Lucas and (somehow) still canon under Disney.
>nooooo pls enjoy gay lesbian star wars
LMAO
Holy moly dude, you're fricking moron, I don't like The Acolyte, I just said that Darth Plagueis wasn't the first Sith in creating life out the Force.
It was a cool idea to think that Palpatine and/or Plageus orchestrated the downfall of the Jedi to the point of literally making a force-sensitive being out of just the Force itself. It demonstrated how powerful, skillful and cunning they were. Now it's like "btw these random dyke witches can do it too and can do it better LOL, theyre just as powerful!"
>Now it's like "btw these random dyke witches can do it too and can do it better LOL, theyre just as powerful!"
NO! Even more powerful! And MORE original!
I dont think it was ever confirmed. I thought they left it open to if he created anakin or if the force itself created anakin in order to wipe the board.
"The people who bullied us when we were younger for liking Star Wars are now the one's dictating the story" that's spot on.
is this true?
have woman at thet op finally ruined star wars?
someone posted a webm but it needs sound to really take it all in
https://twitter.com/Nerdrotics/status/1800714753574387890
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK ANON???
>only woman chanting some bullshit "we are killing starwars because we are strong and many" chant
i literally spat out my drink laughing so hard
what the ffffffffffrick
There is no coming back from this. This is outright pure cringe and my secondhand embarrassment for everyone involved is through the roof.
Jesus
They are outright disrespecting the franchise as a whole
They retconned EVERYTHING to two lesbians
All of anakins story? Happened because of lesbians
>anakin’s kid who was going to restore the jedi order and succeed where he failed grows up to be a loser who fricks off after he tries to kill his nephew via bad writing and drinks alien tit milk
>anakin’s other kid gets gets divorced, has her son turn into an edgelord, and is still leading the rebels despite being a grandma and later dies but not really
>the emperor is still alive and had kids via shenanigans
>the skywalker bloodline is dead while sheev fricking palpatine’s bloodline is still alive
>anakin and his son’s lightsabers are buried on the planet virtually all members of his family hated being on
>now we learn that he only exists because of two black lesbians
Grim
It is insane to me...
>>now we learn that he only exists because of two black lesbians
literally blm movement fricking up EVERYTING because "white people enslaved us back then"
>It is insane to me...
Remember, this was the MOST PROFITABLE FRANCHISE IN THE WHOLE WORLD 10 years ago.
israelites are going extinct and their last actions are genocide and shitting on others.
>israelites are going extinct
Source? I'd love it if you were right, but I doubt it.
Is this Apocalypse now? Coloring looks kinda weird.
Frick's sake
midichlorians?
GONE
palpatine being anakins father?
GONE
anaking being a child made "from the force"?
GONE
Chud angry because they don't own the power of one. Nor the power of two.
wtf we Midsommar nao?
mygod
>blocks your path.
>clears your path
I still get a kek whenever I look at this, my mother kept saying how all these diverse remakes are a good thing, but then they did it to charmed and she was so fricking mad. I asked her if she was racist after she ranted about it.
same thing happened with my sister and the little mermaid remake lel
weird how racist smol grills can get when they come after their shows/movies
More like
>shits on the path
>Steals the path
>Accuses the path of being racist
Dont you dare besmirch charmed. They knew they needed hot women to make that shit float and they delivered.
This may unironically be the most cringe shit I've ever seen in a major production.
This can't be real. The embarrassment is hard to define
They could chant
>death to white men
And it wouldn't change the context.... jfc
I honestly enjoyed TFA, Rogue One, Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, The Bad Batch and Ahsoka. but this is too much for me, I'm done
AHAHAHAHA OH MY DAYS
WHO THE FRICK GREENLIT THIS
IT'S FRICKING JOEVER
At this point. I would be embarased to wear star wars shirt in public. Even old one
it's ok unless you are no longer a child, then, it's never ok, and it never was ok
chat, what am i looking at here?
Instead of cool space wizards, you get literal witchcraft. Enjoy.
Star wars adaptation of Salem witch trials incoming
>power of ONE
>*points with two fingers*
Bravo, Kathleen
>all I’ve wanted is an Obi-Wan / Qui-Gon buddy cop adventure
>I get this slop instead
life is pain
horrormovie / detectivemovie in sw universe
but no we get self-insert, lgbtq bullshit
>https://twitter.com/Nerdrotics/status/1800714753574387890
>power of many
WE ARE STRONG WOMAN
WE ARE MANY
WE ARE BLACK
i jhust
im done
>https://twitter.com/Nerdrotics/status/1800714753574387890
This is just some female collectivism communist propaganda. That's that chant.
I mean they literally said star wars was a patriarchy
>https://twitter.com/Nerdrotics/status/1800714753574387890
Are israelites masochists? Having their slaves bring such cringe to this world...
Meanwhile I'm just laughing.
Only a woman wouldn't find this incredibly lame.
Women find it lame too, but it gives them attention.
This comes across as a show-within-a-show that is mocking sci-fi/fantasy.
>This comes across as a show-within-a-show that is mocking sci-fi/fantasy.
the writers and showrunner are known subversives who are doing it to reinterpret the star wars canon so they can continue making slop like this. they've essentially said as much.
>tfw when you're stuck with a death cult of brown lesbians for the rest of your life
Dire.
But Disney made it.
>even worse than I imagined
Everytime I think the world can't get any clowner, my expectations get clowned
lmao I'm ecstatic that stargays are getting their franchise destroyed
>the power of one
>the power of two
>the power of many
I will tattoo this on my face, thanks Disney
It's like something Terrence Howard would drunkenly repeat while rambling on a podcast
Randos on the internet have made better shit
Why didnt someone at disney stop this? Why didnt someone burn the evidence?
Elon is such an insufferable homosexual holy hell
oh my heckin science even the muskerino is laughing xitterxisters
>Why didnt someone at disney stop this?
They actually support this. This is exactly what they want.
>The power of maaannnyyyy
The power of maaannyyyyy ekekekekeekk. Acclerate.
Someone explode this planet already. This shit isn't working.
murica, y r u lyke dis
by design
you think this isn't what our judeomasonic founding fathers wanted, but it is
They wanted cool Kabbalist-Aryan space magic to build a cool new empire away from being ruled by dysgenic morons
That is not even kabbalistic baka
nta but as the anon who first used "kabbalistic" itt i fully support its usage in star wars threads, appropriately or otherwise
Success has defeated us. Humans struggle for endless amounts of time and whent he day comes that you have defeated all your struggles you find that you are broken. You are not meant for that world. And you self destruct.
Remember the death of an individual lifeform is an evolutionary advantage. Because it allows for something new to fill the void. The cycle of civilization is more important then any individual civilization even the most successful.
The self destruction is built in.
>something new to fill the void
fill it with what? trannoid and degenerates?
No thats the decay and dying. The new shit comes after everything here is destroyed.
treu. maybe ww3 is a good thing after all.
Can there at least be created a cringe department if we're going this far?
I need to know redit reaction to this. Someone infiltrate that shithole now!
What confuses me more than anything is the dogshit camerawork. Some of those shots are absolute amateur-hour
Disney tries to hide behind diversity bullshit in their hiring practices, but it's really just an excuse to hire the cheapest possible directors, writers, actors, crew, etc. The people they have directing these shows generally only have music video and commercial credits in their resumes, which means they are extremely inexperienced and lacking fundamental knowledge and skills. Disney are just cheapskates at the end of the day, the israelite LGBT and Black person worship propaganda are just the cherry on top because it grants them free funding.
Sorry but we passed that point ages ago.
This is literally unironically seriously for real no joke anti-white hatred and it's impossible to deny at this point.
I don't think it's anti white only. It's everything. It's also humiliation rituals for women and Black folk. It's the whole package, made by a dyke under lgbtqxxx umbrella.
Yeah it's clearly to break the cultural hegemony.
>I don't think it's anti white only.
anti-white, anti-heterosexual, anti-christian, anti-male, anti-western civilization.
No. It's still absolutely the case. The directing is bad because the directors have zero experience and no formal training. It costs Disney a few thousand to hire these people to film 10 episodes. As opposed to a real director that they would need to pay $50k+ per episode, and who would demand royalties, more expensive equipment, etc. They film half this shit on iPhones and that isn't an exaggeration.
No if that was the case the subject would differ occasionally but every single one of these shows is attacking "normalness".
Yes, because every single person out there trying to build a career directing and writing shit in Hollywood are just brainwashed activists pushing the same agendas. And the more cynical reality is that some of them probably don't believe any of it but are determined enough to have this career that they will quietly go along with it just to get paid and keep working. Just like any average college student gritting their teeth and sitting through a weekly lecture from a liberal professor pushing leftist shit just to pass the class and not start fights.
>As opposed to a real director that they would need to pay $50k+ per episode, and who would demand royalties, more expensive equipment
Anon, this shitshow had a budget of $180m.
>Anon, this shitshow had a budget of $180m.
that's TWELVE Godzilla Minus One's.
They say that for everything. Does this show look like they spent $180m to make it? No. The execs pocketed 95% of that. It looks cheaply made and incompetent because it is, not because they somehow spent a fortune and still fricked up. They spared every expense. Most of the budget went to Carrie Anne Moss for one scene and Squid Game guy.
There isn't a shortage of witch related movies and content they culd use as a reference ot make this less cringe.
None made by Disney thoughever. Just look at the atrocity that was the Hocus Pocus sequel.
Communism?
Fire her. Have an end credits scene with the TVA wiping it from existence.
>deadpool shows up in the star wars universe and retcons all of disney star wars
lol
>force IVF
sounds like force rape to me
what if a strong independent wamen didn't want to have a child? what happened to her body, her choice?
they just HAVE TO BE lesbian and black huh?
jfc
jesus
fricking
christ
And you all still watch it.
No one watched it, fool!
Gay Black Who had like 2.12 million viewers, down from 4 million the weak previous! No one's watching this puke!
I read a synopsis online.
I don't understand why Disney would green light someone's personal lesbian witch story and call it star wars.
That’s the real problem here. Like, sure, she’s a dyke … but why does that mean everything she writes has to be so hyper focused on dykeness? Like, you get a whole fantasy universe to work with and the only thing she can think of is “LESBIANS!” It’s just as sad as if a straight guy who wrote about a cum powered lightsaber so he needed chicks to blow him all the time and spit out into cups so he can refuel his weapon.
Why are you shocked that a person that was never qualified for a role and made their identity their entire reason for existence, couldn't make a good show and made it all about their identity?
we are at a level of competency crisis never seen before
>a cum powered lightsaber so he needed chicks to blow him all the time and spit out into cups so he can refuel his weapon
There's an alternate timeline where we're watching this absolute KINO show instead
No, you sonuvabitch, that’s a terrible idea.
Even shitty fanfic writers can come up with stuff that’s not so … self centered. Sure, the main character would just be a Mary Sue, but they’d put in some effort to make everything around the Mary Sue still feel like Star Wars. This is just something else altogether.
havent watched anything star wars related since that atrocious ep 7 shit that came out a couple years ago
a few webms are enough to see none of these shits are worth my time lol
Kek, no we don't. One or two of us have normie gfs/family who make us sit through an ep and then come here to mock it. I haven't watched a single scene but it's already brought a lot of laughter to my life.
Obviously not
I can't believe the Force is literally female
i can feel da force rug munching n shiet
They called all nerds gay in an interview, maybe even the same they told us the force was female
Frick sake
>Lesbian space witches
Jej. Stick a fork in it
sorry sw fans, us star trek fans got the long end of the stick.
Star Wars fans are the type of people that think worshiping Pfizer is resisting capitalism
go to pol with that bullshit troll
>never took vaxx
>never got sick from rebranded flu or the vaxx
sorry not sorryyyyyyy
https://www.disney.com/refunds/
Hit too close to home?
Star Wars fans still exist?
Star wars fans are 30-50 anon ofc they exist
So
Anakin was created by.....lesbians who pulled on some tendrils?
So they retconned EP1
STAR WARS IS A PATRIARCHY
Fricking shyte chanting, two lezzas scissors and make a jedi baby.
Everything about the episode was a fricking joke.
They're gonna make interviews about this and say "oh you just hate gays, you#re transphobic etc etc"
I just hate this
>the hateful posts were coming from inside the disney botfarm
Didnt they hype up episode 3 as "the most controversial episode ever" on some interview a week or so ago?
probably, i don't pay that much attention to it but disney's done it multiple times before and done it multiple times here
The power of mannnneehhhh interviews.
How did the people at Disney think this shower of shyte would stick?
They've actually taken a different route entirely the last few days. They're inventing claims that the show is being attacked by anti-asian racists for the Squid Game guy, claiming he's getting hate and death threats, even though he is the only character and aspect anyone liked about the first two episodes. He is the only character who seemed remotely Star Wars or Jedi-like and is totally wasted on this pile of vomit and gonorrhea.
Oh god dont tell me theyre doing that? The squid game guy learned english and was besides trinity carrying the show.... jfc
>was besides trinity carrying the show
Bro she shows up for the opening like 5 minutes of the first episode, dies, and never shows up again.
I know anon and it's a damn fricking shame
wait there are men it it?
yeah, and you're going to fail their shit test yet again.
Who pissed off Forbes at disney
https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2024/06/11/the-acolyte-episode-3-review-the-worst-star-wars-episode-ever-made/
This show had something like $180 million for its budget and I cannot for the life of me tell where any of it has gone. Every world feels small. Every set feels claustrophobic. There is no sense of scale or variety. It’s all so relentlessly generic. But hey, lightsabers!
>This show had something like $180 million for its budget and I cannot for the life of me tell where any of it has gone. Every world feels small. Every set feels claustrophobic. There is no sense of scale or variety. It’s all so relentlessly generic. But hey, lightsabers!
Star Wars doesn't work as a tv show. same reason why Star Trek doesn't work as movies.
Nonsense, anon. Star wars work as a series. You just need a writer in the room with an IQ above 80.
The fact that Disney can't do it doesn't mean it's impossible, Disney couldn't write Star Wars movies either. It's a Disney failure, not a failure of concept.
congratulations, your ability to deny reality rivals Disney's
And your IQ a Disney writer, anon. I legit can't tell if you're just pretending to be moronic.
yes, your inability to recognize the obvious is going to be a reoccurring problem for the rest of your life, i'm sure
>same reason why Star Trek doesn't work as movies.
The voyage home is kino
i do like some of the Star Trek movies but every single one of them comes off like a stretched out single episode of the show, or, a condensed two parter. and it most cases, i think that's what they were all originally intended to be.
Star Wars was always about the scale, Star Trek was always about the crew of a single ship. one works on the big screen and one doesn't, because they are fundamentally different approaches to story telling.
For reference the phantom menace accounting for inflation had a budget of $215 million
fake, here's the real title 🙂
>They actually edited it
Disney came after them lmao
They did an edit, check the link.
Unlucky son
thats funny as frick
>boundingintocomics
Oh and a campfire in space whilst they have full suits on? good going
The writing in this is lazier than jabba on a sundy lmao
When polygon and ign are not able to defend this shit
I dont have hope for the filoniverse
where in the original lore did it say plagueis invented force conception?
the whole chanting scene was literally self insert from the female director
unironically
they did edit it but not the link
https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2024/06/11/the-acolyte-episode-3-review-the-worst-star-wars-episode-ever-made/
>people watch Disney star wars stuff
Explain. The old EU is a thing. If you want more star wars it's there. Disney even still prints the old books
>eu fans
>"People"
Lmfao pee came out
we wanted EU on the big screen
Anon... I don't want to burst your bubble, but one of the main issue Disney had with writing their own trilogy was the fact there was no source material for that period of time...
I mean since they decided to throw everything out when they bought it I guess she's not wrong
It’s beautiful. I love it. It’s fabulous. Queer-Bolshevism is changing the world baby and it’s everything.
>Are Star Wars fans addicted to humiliation rituals?
this isn't star wars fans and star wars fans don't like this.
>Lesbian space witches
A sentence I never expected to see in my life
Also something i never thought i would hate to see
loved it, 11/10
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Oh dear oh dear
>tfw Kevin J. Anderson isn't the worst thing to happen to Star Wars
They finally did it.
Star wars fans deserve to be openly mocked.
They can't even refute it anymore.
>Star wars fans deserve to be openly mocked.
the thing is, star wars fans hate this shit. so since disney is doing this and state wars fans oppose it, can you really blame star wars fans for this?
Anyone who is still watching and supporting anything Disney Star Wars related is absolutely at fault for this. Disney, Kennedy, and Filoni are never going to stop raping it and shitting on it, it's on the fanbase to give up, move on, and stop giving them any money or attention. People who still want to cling to delusional hope that Star Wars can be fixed or saved and are still subscribed to Disney+ for any reason are the fricking problem. Just as you don't blame an ethot for simps existing or a liquor distillery for alcoholics existing, at this point you have to blame the dumb frick redditors still supporting something we all hate and enabling it to continue.
>Anyone who is still watching and supporting anything Disney Star Wars related is absolutely at fault for this
I agree. But again, the general Star Wars fan isn't doing any of those things.
That doesn't mean we can't or shouldn't shit on the corpse, however.
This abominable garbage is obviously not made by or for the fans
Its clearly made as a self insert and a frick you to everyone who ever tweeted mean shit at the director and actors i believe
I could ask you the same. Why are you still watching this shit?
Hope, anon, Hope
>I could ask you the same. Why are you still watching this shit?
I'm not. last night was the final straw. i'm done.
See you next week
I haven’t watched any of this slop since Kenobi. I just get enjoyment out of sitting on the sidelines, and watching the scavengers fight over Star Wars’ bloated corpse. I don’t even care enough to be mad anymore.
Folks, I think we should all shove stuff up our ass in celebration of this new LGBTQIAPOC+ Star Wars.
>Are Star Wars fans addicted to humiliation rituals?
always have been
This. George Lucas has been trying to make star wars shit from the beginning and he was only held back by the talent around him.
Based
Get fricked star wars manchilds, i hope disney ruins everything
>ACTUALLY, CHUDS, A BLACK GIRL DID IT FIRST
They’re pulling a Dr. Who retcon, I see.
remember when "the force" was somethng magical? something mysterious?
yeah now its just two black lesbos fricking....
Yes Star Wars fans are complete morons
>Nude Gunray
Obvious Trollaccount
Obvious shill is obvious. Anyone who believes Disney's blatant lies about Disney+ viewers numbers is either brainwashed or an employee.
It's also utterly disingenuous to pretend the EU books were niche or obscure when basically every single one through the 90's and 00's was a #1 New York Times bestseller.
the EU was only ever a thing because that homosexual George decided to take the rest of his life off after 1983.
>pretend the EU books were niche or obscure when basically every single one through the 90's and 00's was a #1 New York Times bestseller.
Tell me you don't know shit about the publishing industry without telling me you don't know shit about the publishing industry
Protip: NYT Best Seller list is a fricking joke. All it takes to be on the best seller list is selling 5,000 copies of your book during its first week. For it to be considered on the "#1 best seller list" it literally just means that you need to be the #1 sold book for ONE single retail chain (or store in some specific instances).
That means, for example, if a random EU novel was being sold at a comic book store that traditionally didn't sell novels and instead sold comics and toys, and sold 5,000 copies world wide in it's first release week, since technically it's the #1 best seller book at said comic book store, it's now officially a #1 NYT best seller. It also means if you release your book in a dead week that has basically frick all else being released, it would be an instant #1 hit. And since the publishing market is heavily dominated by like 5 different companies, it's in their interest to plan their releases such that they can get as many #1 NYT best sellers under their fiscal year, because idiots like you see "#1 NYT BEST SELLER" and think it actually means something and buy the books.
>NYT bestseller "The Crystal Star"
He has a point.
yes, it's under his hat
His [tiny] hat.
"Golden Age of the Sith"/"Fall of the Sith Empire" was the franchise peak, sorry. It even involved KJA and didn't suck
The writing for TotJ was ass but I can ignore it for the cool art and world building.
>The writing for TotJ was ass but I can ignore it for the cool art and world building.
Space Babylon/Assyria was sick and vindicates how awful everything that has to do with Onderon is
Wow. Star wars chuds, our response?
We just got owned
>He has a point.
Yeah it's a shit, shill point. When people say 'star wars is dead' they mean it sucks ass, not that people forgot what it was. Just because you blast your garbage out to every person on earth and they know what it is, doesn't mean it's worth a shit. Everyone knows what shit smells like, but only freaks seek it out and enjoy it. "There are more people eating shit than ever! Shit eating isn't dead!"
>fandom
>fan
>fanatic
>SOMEHOW according to this moron is NOT an ALL-OR-NOTHING thing
I would like to inform the troony mod that you are a horrific monster and you are a b***h for banning me while letting straight up garbage sit here all day. Ban me again when you're done dilating, you homosexual Black person.
>lesbian space witches created life from the force long before darth plagueis
Finally!
No one commented about philosophytube yet?
>tfw when a mentally ill troon enters the thread to advertise himself because no ones give a shit
BUT WORKING TOO HARD CAN MAKE YOU -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK!
YOU OUGHTA KNOW BY NOW
>YOU OUGHTA KNOW BY NOOWWWWWWwwwwwww
Smiled
Oh my fricking god jesus christ who cares?!
>EP3
>i became an adult
Gramps its time for your meds
Obviously not because no one is watching this crap
I HOPE IT WAS FRICKING WORTH IT
YOU SOLD IT TO DISNEY IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU HACK.
>bulldyke showrunner
>former assistant to Harv
>only one who defended him while also assisting him in getting unwilling poon
>gets a show about muh female empowerment and sisterhood
...right
Heil Steinem
Star wars fans stopped watching star wars a long time ago
>Star wars fans stopped watching star wars a long time ago
this show was legitimately made for people who don't watch Star Wars.
it's frickin sick bro i lost my virginity when the last njo book came out and never looked back
t. Golden Age of the Sith enthusiast
Who's the actress on the right? She looks like Serinda Swan
dang i had no idea the milf in reacher was the hottie from tron
>disney wars
>canon
Has that troony "actor" appeared in this trainwreck yet?
>Has that troony "actor" appeared in this trainwreck yet?
probably not.
Yes
JUST THINK of all the grateful girl-cum-soakes gayettes who now TRULY feel that Star Wars now BELONGS to THEM since they now have a place of BELONGING in Star Wars.
The future you voted for, you dead eat dads
>Star Wars
>Star Trek
>Dr. Who
Which franchise got raped the hardest?
1/3/2 no contest.
>Which franchise got raped the hardest?
Dr. Who. totally. the timeless child is a million times worse than this.
>Which franchise got raped the hardest?
They're all three interchangeable. They honestly could have all been written and directed by the same gay algorithm.
This is tough:
I'm going to go with Trek because it stopped being about the exploration of anything beside modern identity politics in the most hamfisted and nauseating way possible (by design)
Dr. Who was always for fruity brits and destined to go this way, Star Wars is a kabbalistic fairy tale with increasingly worse spinoffs tangentally including nauseating idpol
star trek is also kabbalistic
I'd say Doctor Who. Casting a woman, Timeless Child, and whatever's happening with the latest season are like 3 Last Jedi moments.
ABANDONING STAR WARS AFTER THE PREQUELS:
>no gay mandalorians (in canon AND EU)
>no jedi bug drug orgies
>several eu/side characters remained unruined and shall remain anonymous so they stay that way
Crix Madine was a mercy kill
That's not a retcon, it was never confirmed Darth Plagueis managed to create life, Palpatine simply suggested it to Anakin.
>inb4 some EU book released 20 years ago.
Not canon.
>BoundingIntoComics
Clearly you are, frick off righttarded grifter
Watch it be revealed that it's actually just cloning, and the bad witch was fooling everyone
Then you can say chuds jumped on the hate bandwagon and made up a narrative.
There is a reason it's episodic
I don't know what's more pathetic. This show and it's "fans" or the people still watching and getting outraged
>disney raping something you love(d) to death
>no, you shouldn't be angry over it. you shouldn't do anything about it, either.
i don't get this mentality.
Its been dead for years you idiot. Stop watching it and hoping it somehow won't be bad
>Its been dead for years
It's been dead for me since they killed Luke. It just pisses me off that they've still figured out how to make it worse.
>Stop watching it
I only watched the first 3 episodes so I could properly criticize it. I'm not watching anymore.
And yet not yet as nearly pathetic as you.
Projection
Yet true
I think it's funny how Star Wars fans are so obssessed with 'lore' from a background character that never appeared in the movies.
It's repackaged fairy tales for children, you whining inspid fricks. Jesus.....
>It's repackaged fairy tales for children,
so you admit the israeli lesbians are going after children?
They'd have better writing if they were repackaged fairy tales.
>and then the brave princess scissored her maid until their magical powers made them pregnant, they killed all the men in the realm and now rule with wisdom and love in a country full of lesbians
>the end
greenlit 5 seasons because fiat currency isn't even real lmao
>It's repackaged fairy tales for children, you whining inspid fricks. Jesus.....
I wish it was
>mirror mirror on the wall whos the blackest lesbian of them all?
remember that thrawn genuinely impressed a ton of morons because muh art so there was not necessarily a lot of franchise there to rape
>Next time on Star Trek: EXCUSE ME women of COLOR ARE SPEAKING
is it actually a retcon? palpatine didn't say plagius was first to do it, just that he was powerful enough. it was also not even necessarily a true story.
maybe it contradicts other eu garbage i don't really care.
Palpatine is a child molester, it's a big theme of Star Wars if you haven't noticed all the child snatching, way before the lesbos
If anyone can do it then it's not special anymore. And that's Disney mission, to make everything gay and moronic, specially if was made by white men first.
Right but new shit will just come along and show them up. You can buy all the competition forever. Eventually some autist will make something in his basement and blow you away. AI is mostly shit currently but itll be a tool soon that will allow single autists to create shit on their own.
>If anyone can do it then it's not special anymore. And that's Disney mission, to make everything gay and moronic, specially if was made by white men first.
don't forget that there's no good or evil. no light side or dark side. oh and by the end of the show, the Jedi are going to be evil.
The jedi won't be evil, it's just how this show frames it because it banks on you fricking idiots to hate watch each episode and go to you hugboxes to cry about it. At the end it'll be revealed you were all over reacting and by then the damage is done, you incels have acted exactly as they wanted you to
>The jedi won't be evil,
its gonna be shown that the jedi are responsible for all the women dying and the flames spreading all over the rocky, inflammable home.
plus, the jedi precipitated this by going to the lesbian space witches home and dictating their patriarchy to them.
if you think this isn't revisionist propaganda, you're blind.
It's unreliable narrative nonsense you idiot. You're feeding into them.
>It's unreliable narrative nonsense you idiot.
It's subversive propaganda meant to normalize the destruction of western (White) civilization and its beliefs.
>nooooooooo
>the media can't possibly have political motives
>and if they do you're completely barred from talking about them!
lol
>is it actually a retcon?
Redefines what the Force is.
And in using their own terminology it takes away Anakin's agency.
It doesn't. The Witches have always used the force under their own terminology
>It doesn't. The Witches have always used the force under their own terminology
No, you don't get it. this isn't the witches using their own interpretation which is up for debate. this is the writers and showrunner telling us this what the force really is, through the lesbian space witches.
according to the showrunners when a women, a black or a lesbian says something, it's the truth and you must fricking listen.
it's the jedi who are wrong and the lesbian space witches who are right.
understand?
I kneel
>plagius was first to do it
Plagueis didn't accomplish shit, only the Force itself was capable of creating life out of nothing after Plagueis started his experiments.
And yeah, it's a massive retcon, since the thing that could only ever be accomplished by the fricking Force itself is apparently just a matter of gathering a dozen or so Force sensitives to chant and throw gang signs. Oh and by the way the space wiccans managed to summon not one, but two kids, because reasons.
>retcon
Am I wrong in assuming what unnerves you guys is they are lesbians?
Black person lesbian witches. Does it get fricking gayer
The making it gay doesn't bother me as much as making it lame.
It's the narrative and formal ridiculousness of it all. Lesbians probably hate this shit as well
>old EU
>uh oh the Solo children are in mortal peril AGAIN
weird
star wars fans are braindead so probably
The toys from that high republic kids show are already getting clearanced just a few months after their release. I can't wait to see how hard ACKolytes toyline will crater.
THE PRICE OF ONE
THE PRICE OF MANY
>cover up the figure with the most distinctive design
lmao
>there's a sub reddit for crying about star wars
Lmao
>Lesbian magical space Black folks
Are we sure AI is a bad thing? Clearly human women have proven they shouldn’t be allowed near a goddamned pencil
Not a retcon, all Plagueis' attempts at creating life failed according to the old legends timeline.
Rightoids don't know anything about Star Wars.
>um sweaty actually black women know more about the force and are much better at manipulating it than white men could ever be
>even though the order is already pozzed as frick with dozens of black and/or female characters
k
>>even though the order is already pozzed as frick with dozens of black and/or female characters
those don't count because they serve the white patriarchy.
No, they didnt know the moves to the sekrit THE POWER OF MANY dance.
Who's still watching this shit? The ratings are in the toilet, the audience scores are at record lows. Who the frick did Disney make it for?
This doesn’t bother me at all because I’m not watching it.
t. The vast majority of people
> Are Star Wars fans addicted to humiliation rituals
> Star wars fans.
There is no such thing as those. Probably were some in the 80s but this is a dead franchise.
Seeing the absolute state of every western franchise nowadays makes me so glad I'm a weeb.
Same time as the "this black women was the FIRST INCARNATION of the Doctor!" [Who] years ago
it's the same "let's destroy the origin story" bullshit like Doctor Who, Star Trek, etc with these post-Obama insane leftists
what happened to all the previous classical liberals? why are you people letting these insane gays co-opt your party?
We all already got pushed all the way to the right. I started out a classical liberal and ended up aspiring to be the guy who hits the gas chamber switch at Auschwitz.
>what happened to all the previous classical liberals? why are you people letting these insane gays co-opt your party?
The new left moved the line so now everything not in the far left is a nazi.