tfw I did this once when I went with friends and one of them nearly had an aneurysm when I stomped the popcorn bag and it blew up and sprayed popcorn down the whole aisle
he didn't yell at me or anything. he reached out in slow motion as I was doing it like he was trying to stop it and when it happened you could see the physical pain it caused him. I just said 'not my problem' and laughed. don't remember what movie they took me to see but the movie was so bad I just had to trash the theater
I'm sure Judd Apatow cares deeply about the theatre you trashed while he still got his money for your ticket. Christ what a fricking moron. Actual Black person mentality, "Me no happy so me destroy me immediate surroundings." Please hurry up and have a nice day you dumb fricking monkey moron gorilla Black person.
I vote with my trash, if the movie was good I won't mess up your theater. But if the movie was bad me and my boys will tear your shit up. Serves you right for serving $5.99 for a fricking hot dog. Fricking pieces of shit.
If the movie is bad I will go out to my car and grab a pack of cigarettes and start chain smoking them in front of the front door, blowing it into anyones face who walks in. I usually smoke them down to half then throw the still burning cigarette into one of several trash cans.
not my problem
It's basically the shopping cart theory of movies.
Yes for the most part unless its a drinking movie and it's late, I went to the city one time and it was all Black folk and it was the worst film experience ever. So I can't complain.
was watching this shit movie once, and this fat b***h seated behind me would say lol out loud. like anything that has even a touch of humor, shed say LAWL. I think about it when hitting my PRs in gym
Last time I was at a movie theater I brought in a little pocket knife and sat in the back of the theater and had the row to myself. I used the knife to cut open the inside of the recliner and shoved my half eaten disgusting tasting hotdog into it and then closed the recliner. It will be a long time before anybody finds it since the slit isn't visible unless you're looking for it. That's what those frickers get for charging me 6 dollars for a hot dog that tasted like ass.
>take seat at theater >wait until lights dim >pull boxcutter out of prank bag >cut slit in seat fabric next to me >pull grocery bag full of cat shit out of prank bag >dump cat shit into open seat >pull sewing needle and thread out of prank bag >sew seat back shut
$2.99 for sour patch kids? Yea no. Frick you.
I've never been to the local movie theater. I moved here in January of 2020, so it was closed down for the Shanghai Shivers and even after opening, I didn't feel the feed to go sit in a poorly ventilated room with hundreds of strangers. Anything I want to see that isn't on streaming immediately is just something I wait to see. The world isn't going to end if I have to wait a month or two to see the latest big budget blockbuster.
Anyone ever become a poop bandit? Did you leave a turd on the seat and put your popcorn basket over it? A turd on the floor covered with a pile of popcorn? I once left a huge brown python hanging off the back of the chair.
If the movie is bad I will go out to my car and grab a pack of cigarettes and start chain smoking them in front of the front door, blowing it into anyones face who walks in. I usually smoke them down to half then throw the still burning cigarette into one of several trash cans.
i made good money at a restaurant. it turns out the best tippers don't leave a mess, while the worst tippers bring their niglets who spill drinks and don't attempt to clean anything.
not that i expected anybody to clean anything, but a certain shade of people would mostly combine their garbage, utensils, and plates.
I've peed in so many cups and either just left them there or let them spill on the carpets. the first few times I did out of necessity, now I just do it so that some Marvel gay has to watch his capeshit while smelling my piss
>go to see new Star Wars movie >realize the lead actor is a female >take permanent red marker out of prank bag >begin writing my review of the film on the screen >that theater room is closed for 2 days
They still had other theaters showing it but I was really disappointed in that whole ordeal. Still am in some ways
For me? I prefer the crustacean variety of the seafood boil to accompany me on my kinoplex experience. I find that cracking open crab legs/crawfish/oysters and slurping the juices is a divine treat. Sometimes I'll get a water cup and fill it with the butter to pour into my bag. I use the seats next to me (always unoccupied) to wipe the grease away so I can get a good grip on my next bite. I bring my key knife with me as well and slice open the linen so I can stuff the shells into them. If the movie is long enough I can sew the slit back together. The only complaint I have against my meal is the diarrhea the Cajun spices inevitably cause, that's why I think ahead and cut the linen under my seat as well so I don't miss a second of kino.
a lot of them have those nightvision cameras above the screen. it's not hard to hide behind a chair and in a room full of people. It is only after you've left that they can see the damage and watch the camera footage. if you're doing it weekly you might get caught but even then chances are slim
Just did an interview with a theater today. They told me the starting pay is $10 (min wage in FL). I hope the Black person behind me got the job instead.
>Anon, White Boi Walter had to clean up over 13 discarded crab leg husks with butter the other day after the 3 o clock Barbie shwoing. >You wouldn't know anything about that would you? They were in a metal crab trap too.
My sister says the local cinebar is the best place on earth. Never been there myself, but the concept seems so strange. A waitress that goes to everybody's seats and takes their meal order in a fricking theater.
I'll never go though, because going alone is probably so much worse than going to a regular cinema alone.
>be me watching latest Scream up front and center >Eating pizza giddy with excitement >First jump scare comes on at beginning and I scream and simultaneously throw my pizza in the air >It gets stuck to the screen slowly sliding down >Everyone has to watch the remainder of the film with a giant grease streak in the middle
When I was a kid one of my best friends had a father that was a big fat guy, and when he would take us to the movies he would spend mad bucks on popcorn, drinks, candy, the works. He would throw everything on the floor and told us to do the same because "that's what the ushers are for...".
i always go to the toilet just before i pay and wipe the tip money all over my butthole. i pay waiters $3 to handle my shit money with their bare hands
>one of the gimp seats is open (basically padded toilet seats where the regular cinema seat should be, you're supposed to put a bucket the cinema gives you under it so literal morons can piss and shit while watching films, one is on each side all the way back in the nosebleed seats so they don't bother people) >load up on snacks with my EBT card; popcorn, nachos, hotdogs, burgers, sodas, mini pizzas, Milk Duds, the works >claim my comfy gimp seat >"in with the new, out with the old" non-stop for the entire duration of the film, have half a mind to think I'm pissing and shitting beverages and food I ate earlier in the film >film's over, get up to leave >I forgot to get a bucket >big mucousy turds running down an aisle turned into a slip-'n'-slide of piss and spilled soda (and a tiny little bit of blood, I don't get enough fiber) >big box of plain nachos I didn't eat (because the meat and cheese was on the nachos on the top) falls out of my lap and spills all over the place >try to catch it and accidentally knock the rest of my soda over
I'd hate to be the one who had to clean that up, they probably closed that theater for the rest of the day and lost thousands of dollars on canceled screenings.
>go to see top gun with in-laws >spend previous night eating pickled eggs and drinking real ale >edge down my trousers just so my ass cheeks are touching the seat >spend entire movie bare ass farting on to the seat >put everyone off their popcorn >some outright leave >leave kinoplex and see a massive shit stain on the seat
I actually liked that movie so held back a little. You should've seen what I did to jurassic world dominion
I'm sure Judd Apatow cares deeply about the theatre you trashed while he still got his money for your ticket. Christ what a fricking moron. Actual Black person mentality, "Me no happy so me destroy me immediate surroundings." Please hurry up and have a nice day you dumb fricking monkey moron gorilla Black person.
Why are you linking to my own previous posts and telling me to read them? Are you such a dumb wagie Black person newbie that you don't even know how to link properly?
Back to plebbit.
I remember when I was a kid my dad took me to a burger joint and then we decided to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 in theaters. I shit myself at the burger joint because I thought it was a fart but it was an entire wet soupy diarrhea. We drove to the theater and sat down in the seats. It was a family thing for us to sit with one seat in between each other for more space. During the movie I slid my pants+underwear down just far enough for my shit covered ass to touch the seat. I sat like that for the rest of the movie. We left after and I would have loved to see the wagie's face when he saw that seat afterwards.
I haven't been allowed to go to a movie theatre since last September because of vaccine mandates. The moment I'm allowed to go back I have my revenge strategy planned. I will be sneaking in a 6 pack of Big Flats 1901 (walgreens beer) in my big puffy jacket and I'll be pouring it all over the seats and carpet to give it that piss beer smell. Fricking pieces of shit.
I only trash the theater if the movie was really bad. It's really their fault for serving me the shitty movie. If a restaurant servers me a bad meal, I don't tip. Since the theater doesn't get tips, I have no choice but to spill my soda as a form of quality control.
>Sneak a Subway sandwich into the theater >Start enjoying my sandwich as the trailers begin to roll by >By the time the movie properly begins I realize I'm already full >Don't want the sandwich to go to waste so I start tearing it apart and throwing it around the theater room
I watched knives out that day.
Last time I was at the cinema I spilt a ton of salsa on under the chair next to me snd chuckled on my way home knowing some wagie would have to get on his hands and knees to clean it up lol
the theater by me did free refills of the big buckets and when we were in high school we'd scour the parking lot for the left over buckets and if they looked clean we'd sneak them in and get free popcorn. kinda gross maybe but whatever
If the movie is really shit sometimes I’ll go to the bathroom stall and take my underwear off then flush my underwear down the toilet causing a flood and some wagie will have to stick his hands into my shit water to retrieve the undies
You guys ever have to drop one in public? >headed out to wagecuck job at 4am >stomach starts rumbling >absolutely no way I'll make it to my worksite >take nearest exit >not a gas station in sight >find a Hyatt hotel >drop one by the front door >was not a solid log, I sprayed that shit EVERYWHERE
I should have just called out after that
Has anyone else ever started a clogathan at the cinema? In the historic Northeast, a lot of the old piping was built back when dysentery was regarded as a fact of life like the common cold and can't handle the titanic turds of the modern American. It's common courtesy to have a pair of stainless steel "pelican scissors" next to the toilet to cut your poop up into more flushable pellets. They're usually chained to the toilet or wall in public bathrooms, but you can cut them loose with a pair of needle nose plyers. If you do this to all the toilets right before a packed showing of a tentpole movie, dozens of people will be dying for release at the same time after a couple hours of sucking down goyslop and restricting their bowels in a sitting position. The pipes won't be able to handle the blitzkrieg of unchopped monster logs and they'll all get clogged up. It can get so bad that the bathroom floods and leaks into the hall so they have to close the bathrooms, maybe even close the whole cinema for the night depending on the layout.
We call them poop scissors where I live. >dinner at in-laws >gotta make a deposit big turd (nickname in college was the porcelain punisher if that is any indication of how much of a bad man I am when it comes to defecating) >terrible low flow toilet >poop scissors aren't on a chain like they are at my office/theater >accidentally leave my pocket mirror in the bathroom >walk out into living room in front of in-laws and wife still holding poop scissors
I could literally hear the curb your enthusiasm theme song in my head.
Pic related, a successful clogathan. It's a feeling like no other, like making a proxy hatch in StarCraft and watching your opponent panic as glorious creep fills their base.
Pic related, a successful clogathan. It's a feeling like no other, like making a proxy hatch in StarCraft and watching your opponent panic as glorious creep fills their base.
Dark tile floors make it hard for people to see, so sometimes they're halfway through a poopy pool before the smell hits them like a truck. I haven't seen any slip and falls, but one guy soaked the bottom of his baggy pant legs and another dropped his phone in it.
Only four in my area, I'm afraid of going back to any joints I've already hit and getting that "recognizing a serial killer from America's Most Wanted" look from some cashier. I was thinking of doing a job abroad, but anywhere outside the Thirteen Colonies will have modern piping and no need for pelican scissors at all so it'll probably be a bust trying to get your clog on.
when i was small my grandmother would take me to the cinema and i spent the majority of the time crawling around underneath seats and grabbing peoples ankles.
I'm the last one and I absolutely do wipe my ass with $1s. Me and my friends try and one up each other like that, you'd be surprised what we're capable of.
The last day of school we all went to a restaurant for lunch and said "first one to talk is gay" and to order food we just giggled and pointed at the menu. When he left we would dump our waters on the floor and he would come back and ask if we need anything and we'd all just point to our empty cups. Tipped him $1 and put it up high on a pillar under a cup and pointed it out to him when we were leaving.
the cinema's in the UK are by the far the worst I've ever seen. I've been to see movies in Vietnam, Mexico, Poland, bumfrick kentucky...most british attractions are just a sad imitation. not even trying to troll, I like other shit in england but shit like movie theaters, bowling alleys, theme parks etc are always just shitter looking than most other places.
Yes, but I make sure to leave a huge mess after I've watched a shitty film.
This. It's the only way I know to ensure the cinéma knows of my disappointment.
Have you considered sending a sternly worded letter
tfw I did this once when I went with friends and one of them nearly had an aneurysm when I stomped the popcorn bag and it blew up and sprayed popcorn down the whole aisle
Get better friends
he didn't yell at me or anything. he reached out in slow motion as I was doing it like he was trying to stop it and when it happened you could see the physical pain it caused him. I just said 'not my problem' and laughed. don't remember what movie they took me to see but the movie was so bad I just had to trash the theater
>I just said 'not my problem' and laughed.
Based
I'm sure Judd Apatow cares deeply about the theatre you trashed while he still got his money for your ticket. Christ what a fricking moron. Actual Black person mentality, "Me no happy so me destroy me immediate surroundings." Please hurry up and have a nice day you dumb fricking monkey moron gorilla Black person.
I vote with my trash, if the movie was good I won't mess up your theater. But if the movie was bad me and my boys will tear your shit up. Serves you right for serving $5.99 for a fricking hot dog. Fricking pieces of shit.
And then the entire room clapped.
yes quite nice actually.
It's basically the shopping cart theory of movies.
Not My Problem: NG++ lvl 99 bandit build
Yes for the most part unless its a drinking movie and it's late, I went to the city one time and it was all Black folk and it was the worst film experience ever. So I can't complain.
Why yes, my bedroom is pretty nice.
was watching this shit movie once, and this fat b***h seated behind me would say lol out loud. like anything that has even a touch of humor, shed say LAWL. I think about it when hitting my PRs in gym
Lol
Last time I was at a movie theater I brought in a little pocket knife and sat in the back of the theater and had the row to myself. I used the knife to cut open the inside of the recliner and shoved my half eaten disgusting tasting hotdog into it and then closed the recliner. It will be a long time before anybody finds it since the slit isn't visible unless you're looking for it. That's what those frickers get for charging me 6 dollars for a hot dog that tasted like ass.
>take seat at theater
>wait until lights dim
>pull boxcutter out of prank bag
>cut slit in seat fabric next to me
>pull grocery bag full of cat shit out of prank bag
>dump cat shit into open seat
>pull sewing needle and thread out of prank bag
>sew seat back shut
$2.99 for sour patch kids? Yea no. Frick you.
I've never been to the local movie theater. I moved here in January of 2020, so it was closed down for the Shanghai Shivers and even after opening, I didn't feel the feed to go sit in a poorly ventilated room with hundreds of strangers. Anything I want to see that isn't on streaming immediately is just something I wait to see. The world isn't going to end if I have to wait a month or two to see the latest big budget blockbuster.
Anyone ever become a poop bandit? Did you leave a turd on the seat and put your popcorn basket over it? A turd on the floor covered with a pile of popcorn? I once left a huge brown python hanging off the back of the chair.
I shat in a cupholder once and placed my large soda on top of it after seeing the Charlie's Angels remake.
Classic
If the movie is bad I will go out to my car and grab a pack of cigarettes and start chain smoking them in front of the front door, blowing it into anyones face who walks in. I usually smoke them down to half then throw the still burning cigarette into one of several trash cans.
man, that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that
>NOOOO, I HAVE TO DO 5 MINUTES OF ACTUAL WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Wow, I have a lot to do, let me sit on the floor like a baby and have my another take a picture.
Thats like seriously not even that much work. God help him if he ever gets a job bussing tables.
Why is Cinemaphile full of manchildren? Trashing a theater is subhuman behavior.
kek, found the seething jannie
i made good money at a restaurant. it turns out the best tippers don't leave a mess, while the worst tippers bring their niglets who spill drinks and don't attempt to clean anything.
not that i expected anybody to clean anything, but a certain shade of people would mostly combine their garbage, utensils, and plates.
I've peed in so many cups and either just left them there or let them spill on the carpets. the first few times I did out of necessity, now I just do it so that some Marvel gay has to watch his capeshit while smelling my piss
>go to see new Star Wars movie
>realize the lead actor is a female
>take permanent red marker out of prank bag
>begin writing my review of the film on the screen
>that theater room is closed for 2 days
They still had other theaters showing it but I was really disappointed in that whole ordeal. Still am in some ways
For me? I prefer the crustacean variety of the seafood boil to accompany me on my kinoplex experience. I find that cracking open crab legs/crawfish/oysters and slurping the juices is a divine treat. Sometimes I'll get a water cup and fill it with the butter to pour into my bag. I use the seats next to me (always unoccupied) to wipe the grease away so I can get a good grip on my next bite. I bring my key knife with me as well and slice open the linen so I can stuff the shells into them. If the movie is long enough I can sew the slit back together. The only complaint I have against my meal is the diarrhea the Cajun spices inevitably cause, that's why I think ahead and cut the linen under my seat as well so I don't miss a second of kino.
any proof of you doing all this?
Some of you guys are alright, don't show up to buzz light-year tomorrow
someone tell the FBI
not my problem
wtf is wrong with americans
What's the issue? All the cereal and milk are inside the boxes. Just toss them away.
>bringing cereal to the cinema
I'm honestly not sure if this is moronic or brilliant.
I smuggle a three course meal into the theater whenever I go. Do you guys not?
How did they manage to smuggle all that in?
cargo jorts
idk I haven't been to the theaters since getting kicked out of the joker movie lol
Aren't there security cameras in movie theaters? How come all of you anons who supposedly trashed these theaters haven't been identified and fined?
Fined for what? its called job security
a lot of them have those nightvision cameras above the screen. it's not hard to hide behind a chair and in a room full of people. It is only after you've left that they can see the damage and watch the camera footage. if you're doing it weekly you might get caught but even then chances are slim
I always wear a mask. Those chuds in security better trust the science
I'm new in town where I live so I don't know, but also I don't remember the last time I was in a theater at all. Guess they were alright
Just did an interview with a theater today. They told me the starting pay is $10 (min wage in FL). I hope the Black person behind me got the job instead.
>someone tell the FBI
>Anon, White Boi Walter had to clean up over 13 discarded crab leg husks with butter the other day after the 3 o clock Barbie shwoing.
>You wouldn't know anything about that would you? They were in a metal crab trap too.
I swear Robert you give me a pass on this one and I'll do anything you want.
i only go to alamo drafthouse these days, nice to be served and have the table and all that
My sister says the local cinebar is the best place on earth. Never been there myself, but the concept seems so strange. A waitress that goes to everybody's seats and takes their meal order in a fricking theater.
I'll never go though, because going alone is probably so much worse than going to a regular cinema alone.
>all those mad wagies
CLEAN IT UP
LMAOOOOO
Frick jannies
>be me watching latest Scream up front and center
>Eating pizza giddy with excitement
>First jump scare comes on at beginning and I scream and simultaneously throw my pizza in the air
>It gets stuck to the screen slowly sliding down
>Everyone has to watch the remainder of the film with a giant grease streak in the middle
Yes, non-whites are not seen or heard.
When I was a kid one of my best friends had a father that was a big fat guy, and when he would take us to the movies he would spend mad bucks on popcorn, drinks, candy, the works. He would throw everything on the floor and told us to do the same because "that's what the ushers are for...".
i always go to the toilet just before i pay and wipe the tip money all over my butthole. i pay waiters $3 to handle my shit money with their bare hands
It's about sending a message.
>one of the gimp seats is open (basically padded toilet seats where the regular cinema seat should be, you're supposed to put a bucket the cinema gives you under it so literal morons can piss and shit while watching films, one is on each side all the way back in the nosebleed seats so they don't bother people)
>load up on snacks with my EBT card; popcorn, nachos, hotdogs, burgers, sodas, mini pizzas, Milk Duds, the works
>claim my comfy gimp seat
>"in with the new, out with the old" non-stop for the entire duration of the film, have half a mind to think I'm pissing and shitting beverages and food I ate earlier in the film
>film's over, get up to leave
>I forgot to get a bucket
>big mucousy turds running down an aisle turned into a slip-'n'-slide of piss and spilled soda (and a tiny little bit of blood, I don't get enough fiber)
>big box of plain nachos I didn't eat (because the meat and cheese was on the nachos on the top) falls out of my lap and spills all over the place
>try to catch it and accidentally knock the rest of my soda over
I'd hate to be the one who had to clean that up, they probably closed that theater for the rest of the day and lost thousands of dollars on canceled screenings.
>go to see top gun with in-laws
>spend previous night eating pickled eggs and drinking real ale
>edge down my trousers just so my ass cheeks are touching the seat
>spend entire movie bare ass farting on to the seat
>put everyone off their popcorn
>some outright leave
>leave kinoplex and see a massive shit stain on the seat
I actually liked that movie so held back a little. You should've seen what I did to jurassic world dominion
Clean it up janny.
>implying I work manual labour
lmao
keep seething about your betters and making your own environment shitty in the process. Black person.
>keep seething
Reads previous posts:
lol
lmao even
Why are you linking to my own previous posts and telling me to read them? Are you such a dumb wagie Black person newbie that you don't even know how to link properly?
Back to plebbit.
Oh wait never mind i just got what you were saying. my bad. kind of mad i have to stay late in my cubicle working on these excel sheets -_-
Northman screening?
my first thought
I remember when I was a kid my dad took me to a burger joint and then we decided to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 in theaters. I shit myself at the burger joint because I thought it was a fart but it was an entire wet soupy diarrhea. We drove to the theater and sat down in the seats. It was a family thing for us to sit with one seat in between each other for more space. During the movie I slid my pants+underwear down just far enough for my shit covered ass to touch the seat. I sat like that for the rest of the movie. We left after and I would have loved to see the wagie's face when he saw that seat afterwards.
I haven't been allowed to go to a movie theatre since last September because of vaccine mandates. The moment I'm allowed to go back I have my revenge strategy planned. I will be sneaking in a 6 pack of Big Flats 1901 (walgreens beer) in my big puffy jacket and I'll be pouring it all over the seats and carpet to give it that piss beer smell. Fricking pieces of shit.
still not my problem lmao imagine going through life with a slave mindset lol
Yeah. I don't live in America so there aren't packs of sub-humans that will screech like baboons or leave huge messes during any screenings I go to.
I only trash the theater if the movie was really bad. It's really their fault for serving me the shitty movie. If a restaurant servers me a bad meal, I don't tip. Since the theater doesn't get tips, I have no choice but to spill my soda as a form of quality control.
Yes I live in a white city
>Sneak a Subway sandwich into the theater
>Start enjoying my sandwich as the trailers begin to roll by
>By the time the movie properly begins I realize I'm already full
>Don't want the sandwich to go to waste so I start tearing it apart and throwing it around the theater room
I watched knives out that day.
Last time I was at the cinema I spilt a ton of salsa on under the chair next to me snd chuckled on my way home knowing some wagie would have to get on his hands and knees to clean it up lol
the theater by me did free refills of the big buckets and when we were in high school we'd scour the parking lot for the left over buckets and if they looked clean we'd sneak them in and get free popcorn. kinda gross maybe but whatever
If the movie is really shit sometimes I’ll go to the bathroom stall and take my underwear off then flush my underwear down the toilet causing a flood and some wagie will have to stick his hands into my shit water to retrieve the undies
You guys ever have to drop one in public?
>headed out to wagecuck job at 4am
>stomach starts rumbling
>absolutely no way I'll make it to my worksite
>take nearest exit
>not a gas station in sight
>find a Hyatt hotel
>drop one by the front door
>was not a solid log, I sprayed that shit EVERYWHERE
I should have just called out after that
Has anyone else ever started a clogathan at the cinema? In the historic Northeast, a lot of the old piping was built back when dysentery was regarded as a fact of life like the common cold and can't handle the titanic turds of the modern American. It's common courtesy to have a pair of stainless steel "pelican scissors" next to the toilet to cut your poop up into more flushable pellets. They're usually chained to the toilet or wall in public bathrooms, but you can cut them loose with a pair of needle nose plyers. If you do this to all the toilets right before a packed showing of a tentpole movie, dozens of people will be dying for release at the same time after a couple hours of sucking down goyslop and restricting their bowels in a sitting position. The pipes won't be able to handle the blitzkrieg of unchopped monster logs and they'll all get clogged up. It can get so bad that the bathroom floods and leaks into the hall so they have to close the bathrooms, maybe even close the whole cinema for the night depending on the layout.
We call them poop scissors where I live.
>dinner at in-laws
>gotta make a deposit big turd (nickname in college was the porcelain punisher if that is any indication of how much of a bad man I am when it comes to defecating)
>terrible low flow toilet
>poop scissors aren't on a chain like they are at my office/theater
>accidentally leave my pocket mirror in the bathroom
>walk out into living room in front of in-laws and wife still holding poop scissors
I could literally hear the curb your enthusiasm theme song in my head.
Pic related, a successful clogathan. It's a feeling like no other, like making a proxy hatch in StarCraft and watching your opponent panic as glorious creep fills their base.
Dark tile floors make it hard for people to see, so sometimes they're halfway through a poopy pool before the smell hits them like a truck. I haven't seen any slip and falls, but one guy soaked the bottom of his baggy pant legs and another dropped his phone in it.
how many clogathons have you done
Only four in my area, I'm afraid of going back to any joints I've already hit and getting that "recognizing a serial killer from America's Most Wanted" look from some cashier. I was thinking of doing a job abroad, but anywhere outside the Thirteen Colonies will have modern piping and no need for pelican scissors at all so it'll probably be a bust trying to get your clog on.
when i was small my grandmother would take me to the cinema and i spent the majority of the time crawling around underneath seats and grabbing peoples ankles.
I'm the first post and yes, I've done it plenty of times. Last film I did it at was Ghostbusters Afterlife
Full of Black folk so no.
I'm the last one and I absolutely do wipe my ass with $1s. Me and my friends try and one up each other like that, you'd be surprised what we're capable of.
any other stories
The last day of school we all went to a restaurant for lunch and said "first one to talk is gay" and to order food we just giggled and pointed at the menu. When he left we would dump our waters on the floor and he would come back and ask if we need anything and we'd all just point to our empty cups. Tipped him $1 and put it up high on a pillar under a cup and pointed it out to him when we were leaving.
>Tipped him $1 and put it up high on a pillar under a cup and pointed it out to him when we were leaving.
don't know, mine has a no singles policy
the cinema's in the UK are by the far the worst I've ever seen. I've been to see movies in Vietnam, Mexico, Poland, bumfrick kentucky...most british attractions are just a sad imitation. not even trying to troll, I like other shit in england but shit like movie theaters, bowling alleys, theme parks etc are always just shitter looking than most other places.