Are the DaVinci Code movies watchable? Im in the mood for some ancient conspiracies and have never seen them.

Are the DaVinci Code movies watchable? I’m in the mood for some ancient conspiracies and have never seen them. They have poor reviews but I want your opinions.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch kino National Treasure.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They’re all right but my go to conspiracy movie is the ninth gate

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first two aren't really all that bad, they have interesting stories, good actors, good direction and a really well made memorable score. I never got the poor reviews.

    The third one I was looking forward to, but it's really just bland and forgettable. Don't remember anything about it really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >really well made memorable score.

      when you drive a car very slowly around rome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Angels and Demons might have one my favorite soundtracks, the music was so intense in that movie and really overtook almost every scene can't compare it to anything else really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have extremely low fricking standards. If none at all.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inferno is kinda boring but the others are decent thrillers

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never seen the da vinci code but it seems like a solid popcorn flick

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I also liked the video game

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If by "watchable" you mean "you can doze off and not be mad that you missed part of it", then yes.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    inferno kinda sucks but the other two are decent

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inferno plot is fricking stupid and unreal.
    >implanting false memory
    I was really into the movie until the guy mention that part, that really ruined for me.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't aware there made a 3rd one

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Davinci Code movies are shit. The books are an even bigger pile of shit.

    Go read these books if you want ancient conspiracies:
    Holy Blood, Holy Grail, by Baigent, Lincoln, and leigh
    Foucault's Pendulum, by Umberto Ecco
    The Illuminatus Trilogy, by Wilson and Shea.

    That's who Dan Brown, that fricking hack, ripped off for his shit books.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie is kino, I don't care for the others.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nicely watchable and engaging except for the shitty music

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hans Zimmer
      >Shitty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        easily the worst composer ever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what's a good composer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Skrillex.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ennio morricone
            trent reznor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            trent reznor and atticus ross

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The premises of them leave me wanting for something with actual payoff
    >tfw wont live long enough to see christian mythology develop into proper kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      christian mythology already has been explored for centuries in the realm of literature however. from Dante's Inferno to Goethe's Faust, the highest achievements of western literature are devoted to exactly christian mythology

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood the appeal of Dante's Inferno. It is definitely enjoyable, but it is in the end basically just wet revenge fantasy of seething copeoid. Never understood why it was taken seriously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but not in a modern sort of ficticious setting, the religion needs to be dead firat for that to happen i think

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well you have things like Spawn and Constantine in comic form, they've been adapted to movies / series as well

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are enjoyable schizo flicks, but anon above is right, watch National Treasure for pretty much the same thing but done better.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Ninth Gate has a better ancient satanic conspiracies vibes.

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