No, you keep waiting on the pendulum to swing back, but things are just getting more woke than ever, Amber is already being recast as a martyr, and they'll get to Jussie too. Schools will be named Smollett in Chicago.
Jizzie went to the BET awards and seems to have been accepted back into the famous black people circles after he successfully convinced them all that him getting released after 5 days because of how a Judge ruled on his appeal conditions somehow means he's innocent.
>The Reproachables >The Decivables >The (Un)credibles >The Purjurables >The Scamables >The Bloody Shambles
If they were a band they could be the >Vexatious Litigants
>heard as femme fatale >smollet as reluctant leader, getting the team back together for one last job >hammer as the himbo muscle of the group >miller as new recruit because they need a tech guy now, in over his head and a liability the rest have to cover for
Realistically >Amber will have a career but she'll be more of a mid tier actress. This is pretty much where she should have been (talent wise) so it all evens out. Eventually her looks will fade and she'll settle into a role as a series regular on some cable/streaming show. Some people will always hate her, others will always support her. It is what it is.
>Jussie's biggest issue is that he never had a fanbase to begin with. Regular, straight black men don't like him and black women never gave a shit about him so they aren't going to support him now. This dude is not R Kelly, Kobe, Will Smith etc. Dave Chapelle's justice for Juicy standup illustrates how the average black person feels about him. Whites obviously hate him so that leaves who? Maybe the most radical fringes of the LGBTQ community and hyper "woke" afro clad weirdo black women on Twitter. That's like 0.1% of the population. They'll try to fix up his image for the next few years but eventually he'll just fade into obscurity. There's just no market for him. He's done.
>Ezra is genuinely talented. I'm not saying I've seen anything amazing from him but he can act. Furthermore, his facial aesthetics are such that he's going to continue to be handsome as he ages. I think he'll be OK, he just needs to take a long time out, go to rehab, get his brain right, apologize for everything etc. I could see a Robert Downey Jr career arc for Ezra where he cleans himself up, does more serious indie shit for a few years and then gets back into capeshit type roles in his mid/late 30s.
>Armie's a tough one because he was that handsome leading man type before this and now that's 100% off limits. He just needs to explain himself and switch up his image. Women can get behind a handsome guy who's also dark and Sorry to Bother You showed that he can be funny. There's definitely a place for him if he leans into the whole "sexy bastard who might kill you" thing in certain films. Maybe horror could work well for him.
>I was brutally attacked by MAGA! >but not too brutal I dont want any lasting marks or serious damage I mean I am an actor after all >BUT I FOUGHT THEM BACK I AM A HERO OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY
This little b***h couldn't even take a real punch AND he had to make sure he looked tough. These are levels of narcissism that we never even thought possible.
>MAGA country in Chicago >Out walking around at Midnight during a polar vortex >MAGA attackers somehow knew his schedule and were familiar with side characters from Empire >He kept the noose around his neck for nearly 40 minutes to make sure the cops saw it there and he was photographed with it on >Never dropped his Subway sandwiches while being attacked
His entire story reeked of bullshit and everyone who didn't have a clear anti-Trump agenda was calling him out immediately.
He ordered a tuna sub from subway. Subway is sued and loses because whatever the frick is in those sandwiches is not tuna. Juicy may be able to argue is he was so full of bullshit because of his diet.
Rebel Wilson too. She claimed that she was the australian equivalent of a trailer trash but was also related to Walt Disney. Turns out she went to a expensive private school and had no connection to Walt Disney at all. What's rich is then she sued, and won, against the magazine that exposed these lies because, and this was part of her argument, she lost work and that she was so talented at improvising directors had compared her to Robin Williams.
I think you're right anon. Hollywood loves liars.
Kek, is she, I can see it now >Yes I lied, but I've been lying all my life, especially about who I am. I was trying to pass for a straight woman in this really oppressive world that allowed me to become a multi-millionaire in a foreign country
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She has public support right ow due to the lesbian story
Yeah she's a lying c**t. Her PR has done a good job of not making it more widely known it appears.
She has public support right ow due to the lesbian story
Rebel Wilson too. She claimed that she was the australian equivalent of a trailer trash but was also related to Walt Disney. Turns out she went to a expensive private school and had no connection to Walt Disney at all. What's rich is then she sued, and won, against the magazine that exposed these lies because, and this was part of her argument, she lost work and that she was so talented at improvising directors had compared her to Robin Williams.
I think you're right anon. Hollywood loves liars.
For Heard they're still trying the "they're both crazy" angle so they're just going to wait for her legal issues to die down and sneak her back into capeshit. I have no clue who Juicy was before the lie but I bet Black folk are so whipped by liberals they'll let him into some BLM funded shows, uncredited for a while.
>rightoids >complain about how fragile the left is and how easily they'll cancel anyone >proceeds to cancel an attractive aryan woman because she slapped poor ole Jonny :~~*
I remember last time i saw her on screen in never back down, she had a bit of a chub on her face. How she managed to maintain even sharper features after 14 years?
They should join BLACKED, and he should frick her brutally!
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mutts confirmed as unoriginal cattle. what a suprise. I think you're the one that should go choke on a black dick
don't you worship cattle?
>two queers having interracial sex
This is the future that libs want... wait, is it?
she already did that under a different stage name
Name?
If they just simply turned trans they would instantly be deemed royalty and given million$ in mandatory diversity contracts
No, you keep waiting on the pendulum to swing back, but things are just getting more woke than ever, Amber is already being recast as a martyr, and they'll get to Jussie too. Schools will be named Smollett in Chicago.
Jussie yes. Amber, probably not. She could bounce back.
If they started a sonny and cher like singing duet called juicy turd I'd be an instant fan.
The people who make the movies hate what Mel did way more than them and he came back
mel did not lose and was not shown to be a liar.
Mel didn't actively and obviously lie about crimes and also he has talent. Amber Heard and Jussie were C-list, at BEST.
Jizzie went to the BET awards and seems to have been accepted back into the famous black people circles after he successfully convinced them all that him getting released after 5 days because of how a Judge ruled on his appeal conditions somehow means he's innocent.
do you think we could use him to lead them all onto a boat?
I'm putting together a team...
I'd watch it
Someone come up with a pun of "Expendables" that fits them.
the excretables
the cantpaytheirbills
>The Reproachables
>The Decivables
>The (Un)credibles
>The Purjurables
>The Scamables
>The Bloody Shambles
If they were a band they could be the
>Vexatious Litigants
>The (Un)credibles
best one
>heard as femme fatale
>smollet as reluctant leader, getting the team back together for one last job
>hammer as the himbo muscle of the group
>miller as new recruit because they need a tech guy now, in over his head and a liability the rest have to cover for
Is Spacey the secret mastermind?
spacey can be the major antagonist
Realistically
>Amber will have a career but she'll be more of a mid tier actress. This is pretty much where she should have been (talent wise) so it all evens out. Eventually her looks will fade and she'll settle into a role as a series regular on some cable/streaming show. Some people will always hate her, others will always support her. It is what it is.
>Jussie's biggest issue is that he never had a fanbase to begin with. Regular, straight black men don't like him and black women never gave a shit about him so they aren't going to support him now. This dude is not R Kelly, Kobe, Will Smith etc. Dave Chapelle's justice for Juicy standup illustrates how the average black person feels about him. Whites obviously hate him so that leaves who? Maybe the most radical fringes of the LGBTQ community and hyper "woke" afro clad weirdo black women on Twitter. That's like 0.1% of the population. They'll try to fix up his image for the next few years but eventually he'll just fade into obscurity. There's just no market for him. He's done.
>Ezra is genuinely talented. I'm not saying I've seen anything amazing from him but he can act. Furthermore, his facial aesthetics are such that he's going to continue to be handsome as he ages. I think he'll be OK, he just needs to take a long time out, go to rehab, get his brain right, apologize for everything etc. I could see a Robert Downey Jr career arc for Ezra where he cleans himself up, does more serious indie shit for a few years and then gets back into capeshit type roles in his mid/late 30s.
>Armie's a tough one because he was that handsome leading man type before this and now that's 100% off limits. He just needs to explain himself and switch up his image. Women can get behind a handsome guy who's also dark and Sorry to Bother You showed that he can be funny. There's definitely a place for him if he leans into the whole "sexy bastard who might kill you" thing in certain films. Maybe horror could work well for him.
I just want you to know that I fought back, Cinemaphile.
I fought back.
>I was brutally attacked by MAGA!
>but not too brutal I dont want any lasting marks or serious damage I mean I am an actor after all
>BUT I FOUGHT THEM BACK I AM A HERO OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY
This little b***h couldn't even take a real punch AND he had to make sure he looked tough. These are levels of narcissism that we never even thought possible.
My bullshit radar went off when I heard him say they yelled “This is MAGA country!”
>MAGA country in Chicago
>Out walking around at Midnight during a polar vortex
>MAGA attackers somehow knew his schedule and were familiar with side characters from Empire
>He kept the noose around his neck for nearly 40 minutes to make sure the cops saw it there and he was photographed with it on
>Never dropped his Subway sandwiches while being attacked
His entire story reeked of bullshit and everyone who didn't have a clear anti-Trump agenda was calling him out immediately.
He ordered a tuna sub from subway. Subway is sued and loses because whatever the frick is in those sandwiches is not tuna. Juicy may be able to argue is he was so full of bullshit because of his diet.
He actually put the noose back on
Joey Diaz made an entire career out of lying, they still have a chance.
his lies did not slander people vastly more powerful than him.
Rebel Wilson too. She claimed that she was the australian equivalent of a trailer trash but was also related to Walt Disney. Turns out she went to a expensive private school and had no connection to Walt Disney at all. What's rich is then she sued, and won, against the magazine that exposed these lies because, and this was part of her argument, she lost work and that she was so talented at improvising directors had compared her to Robin Williams.
I think you're right anon. Hollywood loves liars.
Just looked it up, damn. Didn’t know about all that
Yeah she's a lying c**t. Her PR has done a good job of not making it more widely known it appears.
She has public support right ow due to the lesbian story
Kek, is she, I can see it now
>Yes I lied, but I've been lying all my life, especially about who I am. I was trying to pass for a straight woman in this really oppressive world that allowed me to become a multi-millionaire in a foreign country
FAT LYING AMY
For Heard they're still trying the "they're both crazy" angle so they're just going to wait for her legal issues to die down and sneak her back into capeshit. I have no clue who Juicy was before the lie but I bet Black folk are so whipped by liberals they'll let him into some BLM funded shows, uncredited for a while.
he will get credit for "shining light on very real issues" even though they are fricking fake.
They should do a movie together titled "Lepers"
>rightoids
>complain about how fragile the left is and how easily they'll cancel anyone
>proceeds to cancel an attractive aryan woman because she slapped poor ole Jonny :~~*
You Black folk are pathetic.
You forgot Ezra
Nah
No one really cares about the celeb gossip stuff
I remember last time i saw her on screen in never back down, she had a bit of a chub on her face. How she managed to maintain even sharper features after 14 years?