Are there any remakes that are better than the original?
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Are there any remakes that are better than the original?
Are there any remakes that are better than the original?
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the thing (1982)
why do womens asses look like penis heads
To remind you what you're supposed to put there
it's more likely you just see wieners everywhere you look
Ever think why do our fingers look like wieners? or trees?
>womens
It's actually a trap.
Incorrect.
Traps can't get hips like that, the best they can do is get ass implants and bulk legs.
Hips don't lie anon, that's a gril
For a second I was worried you meant its remake.
Congratulations homosexual
as above so below
t. Dickheads
As Above So Below.
So that even homos can maybe reproduce
You need to be 18 years old to post here homosexual.
>why do womens asses look like penis heads
Women are dicks
Me on the right in the left picture holding the sword
Back kino
ass.
grown man with the legs of a 13 year old mormon girl.
never would have noticed, are you from Cinemaphile
I want to eat out Homura so bad, bros.
I like how you can tell shes mormom by the fact shes way too hot to be doing nerdy shit with nerds
Why are women's bodies so pliable bros?
based oglaf poster
Oglaf really is a treasure.
its like, 70% dicks, 20% breasts, and 10% good jokes.
thats a pretty good batting average all things considered
What do you mean?
It’s only based because they conned some hot girl into their group, which moves them from dorks to chads.
If she wasn’t there, it would be some super cringe photo, as everything is especially low effort.
Just proves status is everything.
>It’s only based because they conned some hot girl into their group
The surprising part is they found a girl with an actual Frazetta style ass.
low effort is what makes it based
This comment is super cringe.
Its painfully obvious how much of this site has become terminally online zoomers that have only "experienced" life through their screens.
The Thing
War of the Worlds
I Am Legend
The Mummy(1999)
True Grit
Scarface
The Last of the Mohicans
Man On Fire
Ben-Hur
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers
True Lies
Casino Royale
Ocean’s Eleven
A Star Is Born
Cape Fear
3:10 to Yuma
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
The Wizard of Oz
King Kong (2005)
Mad Max: Fury Road(reboot)
Dredd(reboot)
12 Monkeys (remake of a short film)
Planet of the Apes trilogy(reboot)
Some people would also argue that The Departed is better than the original. Likewise, some would argue that A Fistful of Dollars is better than Yojimbo.
The new mummy sucked
Not even the cruise the kino machine could save it
>True Grit
John Wayne bros... it's true
Not*
>King Kong (2005)
Shut the frick up b***h. The stop motion of the original is far more kino than any CGI bullshit.
kys. King Kong 2005 is better
king kong 76 you homos
>Ben-Hur
Bait post detected
Ben-Hur 1959 is a remake of Ben-Hur 1925.
War of the Worlds? The 1953 movie is the best adaptation obviously but I never heard that it's a remake and that there's an even earlier version. Interesting.
>War of the Worlds
no
>I Am Legend
lmao no
>True Grit
NO
>Ben-Hur
Lol what?
>Invasion Of The Body Snatchers
which remake? There are 4 movies
>True Lies
?
>Casino Royale
Craigshit
>The Wizard of Oz
?
>King Kong (2005)
nope
>Mad Max: Fury Road(reboot)
Lol repetitive boring shit without dialogues, characters or story
>Dredd(reboot)
Debatable. It's definitely better as a Dredd movie
>Planet of the Apes trilogy(reboot)
Fricking no. The original with CH mogs the trilogy. BUT the trilogy is way better than all the sequels that followed the og movie.
The hips on that woman, jfc
You should see the other pics from that shoot.
It's posted on /tg/ a lot.
link?
is she a butterface?
Dayum look at that heart shaped ass
Found who took the pictures and that there are multiple from the set but unfortunately my internet sleuthing ends here
https://web.archive.org/web/20090801000000*/http://www.meatcards.com/challenge/
It's entry 5 by Shane Greb. If some other anon wants to pick things up from there be my guest
little bit further
https://web.archive.org/web/20090707130444/http://www.flickr.com/photos/24714529@N06/3670311318/in/set-72157620723687988/
one more pic in v low res
https://boingboing.net/2009/06/30/frazetta-meatcard-ch.html
aha
She cute
Yeah, thought I said but looking at the post I apparently didn't, the flickr is dead and there are like 7 pictures in the set.
Found 2 more pics in the archives:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/69482556/#q69503475
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/84725719/#q84745985
https://web.archive.org/web/20091205110126/http://www.meatcards.com/pages/alpha-tester-challenge
Awesome job anon!
>beef jerky business cards
Genius
Im just thinking abt how I wouldve done a much better job both posing for and preparing for the photo on the right
You’re all a bunch of octoroon gaymotrons
>shoulders are in the foreground, hips in the background
>hips still wider
Kys troon
meds now
Shame about that face...
She's peak uglyhot. I would kill a man for a gf like that. She would never leave you.
Delusional. She just needs to upload one picture on insta on more tight/revealing cloths and she'll get dozens of DMs by thirsty fricks right away, improving her feel of self-worth and thinking she could do better than you, eventually
have a nice day incel.
I think she's the one on the top left.
Hot but why are white people like this
I'm white and it's one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. It must be kinky sex shit, but I really don't know.
What? It's just a fricking nerd group with their 'queen of the nerds' girl who lets them do one touch while dancing and that's it but lets each think they might get to do more at some point, but never will.
Did you not have this? I've been in like 3 groups like this. There are nerd-group girls who do do everything with anyone but those are not the rail-thin ones
It's what people who aren't terminally online do for fun.
Dude, I know a few normies. They don't do anything like this. This is closer to what furries do.
I used to do LARPing kinda like this. There were actually a large number a pretty attractive women who played. We usually gatekeep all the furries and degenerates out.
Got any good LARP stories I can't sleep
>lightning bolt
>lightning bolt
>sleep
My friend was explaining it to me saying we need to use light touching but I was like "frick that" and his little brother walked in and I was like "hey (little brother) want to play a round of heavy touching". True story.
Did you molest his brother?
No but it still feels like I did
No, no its not, you fricking dork
you just know these skinny white boys are pumping these girls daily after d&d sessions. some fricker get all the luck
Is this like sex party shit? Why do these people find it fun to get nude and do bad cosplay?
>what is larping?
that shape is pure sex
i love women so much is unreal
i'd eat her shit
Amazing hip to waist ratio.
feces. my mouth. now.
i dont mind scat but for me it's smoking farts out a girls ass all day long
Dune
legs too weak to hold a dynamic pose long enough to take a photo so he has to take a knee
sad!
whats her name
how the frick did those losers get a girl to pose like that
loser girls were a thing, anon.
Because real life isnt the internet.
You terminally online blackpilled morons live in an alternate reality.
same way you get a girl to do anything, you pay her
Cape Fear
Liteerally the hottest ass I've seen in months
Get a grip coomer
Exactly my thoughts, damn
Any Cronenberg remake
The German version of Perfect Strangers is better than the Italian original.
1978 version of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Smith's I am Legend
His Girl Friday/Front Page
Scarface
and possibly Wrath of Man
The Thing
The Blob
The Fly
70s Invasion of the body snatchers